by Jill Kargman
He nodded and asked a couple questions, then hung up.
“What was that?” I asked.
“Ugh, another offer for a movie sound track. Some romantic comedy bullshit.”
“That’s cool! Have you ever wanted to do a sound track? I bet you would be amazing at it! So many of the songs on The Spirits are so cinematic, and they don’t have lyrics, so I always kind of picture my own movie scenes . . .”
“Nah, that’s all too happy-go-lucky for me. I’d do a horror movie, maybe. But even those have happy endings. Some kind of salvation for the one poor schmuck who makes it out alive.”
“What’s wrong with a happy ending?” I asked, thinking of my own hatred of movies that end with bodies everywhere and no sunset to ride off into. “Have you ever tried to make music that’s infused with some of the joy you clearly derive from life?”
“I do love my life, I do . . . but . . . it’s boring to sing about that. Let everyone else revere the bluebirds and love and all that shit.”
I paused. “Love is shit?”
“Not all of it . . .” He shrugged, almost blasé, as if we were talking about something completely benign, like sandwiches.
“What about that ballad you did . . . ‘Delilah’?” I probed. Kira and I always wondered who this Delilah person was. Clearly he’d been smitten (“My molten heart, you wrenched apart”).
“Oh, she wasn’t real,” he said, shaking his head. “I never name anything for real people. They always leave or change or disappoint.”
I nodded quietly. Was he lying?
“It’s just . . . you know when a funny actor who makes you laugh decides to go and get a serious role to win an Oscar?” he asked.
“Yeah, I hate that,” I confessed.
“Well, that’s how my fans would feel if I suddenly got all happy-go-lucky, extolling the virtues of amore. They take comfort in my songs because it’s a safe place for them. Their anguish or loneliness or suffering feels understood. You should see the letters I get, the e-mails. These kids, or their parents, or whoever feels like the anguish in their soul mirrors mine and it makes them feel less alone in the universe.”
“That’s true, and I’m glad—you sure as hell did that for me and legions of others. But you’re not put here only to serve as their mirror, you’re also your own person who can evolve. Honestly, I think it’s all just a safe place for you. You’re so used to being in that cave that it hurts to crawl out and see the sunlight. It’s easier to play that role.”
“Right.” He shrugged matter-of-factly. “Like Jim Carrey being the goofball. But I still want him as the goofball and not the tortured soul. It’s the opposite for me. I’d rather subvert my own glee and keep the music rooted where it started.”
“That’s absurd.” I laughed, with a tinge of frustration. “That’s cutting off your nose to spite your face. Why not try and allow yourself to be free of all the torment? Just try it. It’s not so bad out there on the other side.”
“No thanks,” he said, patting my head. “I like it in the cave better.”
He stood up and reached for me to take his hand, which I did. But as we walked off—Finn preparing to face his legions upon scores of screeching fans, people who wept at his lyrics, his throaty vocals and grinding riffs because he yanked their own heartstrings along with the steel guitar ones, I thought of Wylie. The one who didn’t believe in the transience of loved ones. The one who named his restaurant for me. The girl he wanted to make his wife. Who sprinted from a precious proposal and threw herself into a man who wanted only wings and change and constant evolution.
I couldn’t live in a cave. I needed the warmth of hope, of family, of the toasty blanket of reveling in giving love and being cherished. Flying with him to London had given me wings. But suddenly . . . I needed roots.
Chapter 38
Fantasy mirrors desire. Imagination reshapes it.
—Mason Cooley
The set was indeed legendary. Wembley Stadium held ninety thousand people, most of whom were absolutely devoted from day one, along with teens who discovered The Void later in life. I swayed in the wings, relishing the final chords of “Black Wings,” singing along like a loser groupie but one who knew she had her own road that didn’t overlap with the tour bus. As the deafening applause roared through the massive area, Finn took off his guitar and ran offstage. Rather than go for the water, he came right for my waist, which he encircled with his sweaty arms, giving me a huge kiss. It was a rush. The would-be apex of life for any fan, any girl. But somehow I felt a tightness in my throat that rivaled the thrill quotient. As beseeching shrieks for an encore blasted my eardrums, Finn toweled off, swigged some Evian, and kissed my forehead quickly. Then he gave me a quick wink and headed back onstage to the microphone as the ocean of exhausted larynxes gave a screaming push of final noise that could have easily registered on the Richter scale.
“This one is for my little H.”
The famous opening chords of “Salt Water” sounded to a welcoming rumbling of claps and hollers. His voice dragged liltingly over the opening lyrics.
My thoughts are dotted with you,
I am besotted, this gutting true.
It’s like I swallowed a wrench,
My fists are always clenched,
If I lose you, I lose me
If I lose you, I lose me
Adrift to drown in this black sea.
Salt water in my wound
Salt water in my wound
Your notes to mine are too attuned
Salt water in my wound
Your absence’s like lifting a boulder
This ache’s a pain I cannot shoulder
We once could only burn and smolder
But now I’m pelted by freezing rain
You tripped a wire I can’t explain
If I lose you, I lose me
Adrift to drown in this black sea.
Salt water in my wound
Salt water in my wound
Your notes to mine are too attuned
Salt water in my wound
If I lose you, I lose me
If I lose you, I lose me
As his voice trailed and almost seemed to slowly lick each seductive word as it spilled from his lips through the silver grid of the mic’s interlaced wires, his hot breaths filled the unseasonably chilly English air. Practically inaudible now, his final words, a whispered If I lose you, I lose me, slithered out like a drawn-out, beckoning plea, so quiet yet screaming and blazing with a zillion decibels of emotion. I felt a tear spill out of my left eye and roll down my cheek.
I reached up to wipe it, but as a breeze blew, I felt the wind on the track my own salt water had left on my face; as the wind hit the wet line it was like a highlighter to my emotions. Crying, feeling, understanding. I got it. I knew it was safe to feel anguish, I knew it was a place I could always retreat to, courtesy of Finn.
But I also knew it was braver in a way to get it out—not wipe it away but let it roll off my chin to my chest, burrowing its way inside, where it would always remain along with Finn. But the braver thing to do, stronger than curling up in that cave, is to armor up and face the music, as it were. And that was just what I needed to do. I looked out at the faces and felt the hum of their cheers, but rather than looking out at them, I retreated into myself, as if I were in a library and not a jam-packed stadium. This was amazing—all of it—but would 342 stadium shows start to blend into one? What about coziness with the remote control and a yummy dinner? I thought about my desperate longing to yank apart the Velcros and suddenly missed smashies and human blanket desperately. I looked down at my feet, countless serpentine wires winding all around plugged into amps and stuck down with yellow tape. My black boots didn’t feel like they were meant to tiptoe over those electric cables forever. I tiptoed back into the wing and sat down, watching the encore.
After the show, Finn and I went into his dressing room so he could wash up before a dinner in London. After his shower, he came out refreshed
as I sat on a blue couch as hordes of VIPs awaited his majesty on the other side of the door.
“I’m starving. I could use one of those food fuel pills right about now,” he teased as he toweled off his ripped torso.
“Finn, I’m . . . not coming to dinner. I mean, I’m not coming along. For the rest of the tour. I need to go see my sister,” I stammered. “I need to go home.”
Finn stopped getting dressed and looked at me with a witheringly disappointed glance that then fell to the floor. “I know.”
I stood up and crossed the room to hug him.
“I knew you wouldn’t stay, Hazel. And I understand. You’re too delicate for this shitty nomadic life. This whole world, you’re too good. Too beautiful,” he added stoically.
“Finn, this has been . . . a dream come true.” I started to cry. “I can’t even get over what this whirlwind has been. Just now . . . onstage, that was akin to a religious experience or something . . .” I shook my head. “But I have my real life, and I miss my sister. I have never gone this long without seeing her.”
“I understand,” he said, though we both sort of knew that as an only child and an orphan . . . he didn’t.
“You and I,” I started, choking up. “We are on different pages of different books on different shelves in different languages . . . I just don’t know how I could foresee enmeshing myself completely into your world without relinquishing so much of what makes mine tick.”
“And I would never want you to,” he said, taking my hand in his. He took his other hand and put it upon my cheekbone, sloughing off the armies of tears that had gathered there. “I’ll never ever forget you,” he promised.
More tears flowed as I looked into his enormous blue eyes. I put my hand on his hand that wiped a new spill of salty water off my cheekbone and took a deep breath. I wasn’t facing the music, I was walking away from it.
“Never ever,” I said, hugging him good-bye.
The car to Heathrow was strangely not filled with convulsive sobs but rather a few more streams of controlled tears and then . . . oddly . . . relief. Like a sliver of silver moon appearing from behind the werewolfey thick clouds, so did my own self. Not the impetuous rebel Hazel who dashed off, abandoning her personal galaxy like a rogue comet, but one who was homey, who loved watching 30 Rock and South Park, putting her feet up on the couch with Glad Corn and Martinelli’s sparkling cider. Who loved food, and didn’t ever want it replaced by a pill. Who loved her friends, real friends instead of paid friends. And laughter and dirty jokes and other music that was sometimes cheesy or goofy or even (gasp!)—pop. Music that made me feel just plain old cheerful rather than “understood.”
I went through passport control with my bag and coach ticket and found at the gate that HLAVERY was up on the check-in screen. I approached the desk.
“Yes, ma’am, delighted to inform you that your upgrade came through!” chirped the blond Brit in uniform.
“Oh, great,” I said, not even really caring, though a wider seat was always a plus.
“There you are, ma’am. Seat 3B.”
Of course. What goes around comes around. I couldn’t believe it! And yet, somehow, I could.
“Thank you very much.”
I sat in the gate waiting area for a few minutes until they preboarded my section. I walked the jetway, found my seat, and put my bag overhead. I plopped down and opened a magazine, looking at the stream of incoming passengers, wondering who would sit beside me. A tall African American woman smiled at me but then saw that she was the row behind, in 4B. Next an anal businessman glanced at the number above my head but moved on. And then, just my luck, a dad with a ten-month-old boy in a BabyBjörn. Greaaaaat. Just what I needed for seven hours!
I smiled a half smile in greeting as he deftly maneuvered his gear into the overhead compartment, then unstrapped the baby and plopped him on his lap for takeoff.
“Apologies in advance,” the man offered in his clipped queen’s English. “I’m afraid Benji and I are your flying companions this evening, I’m terribly sorry for any fidgeting or crying but I vow to do my best.” He grinned warmly. Benji’s brown eyes sparkled as his smile met my own.
“He’s precious. Really,” I said, swearing I could almost see a cartoon twinkle in his spirited retinas. “He looks like he was chiseled off the Sistine Chapel ceiling,” I said.
“You’re too sweet, thank you,” the dad said.
“No it’s true, he’s like a little angel . . . ,” I said as the baby gripped my index finger. Suddenly I felt a wave of emotion crash over me. The dad noticed that I suddenly seemed a bit choked up.
“Are you all right?” he asked.
“Yes, yes, I’m fine,” I said, reinforcing my emotional levees with a couple deep breaths. “Just excited to see my family is all.”
“They’re in New York?” he asked.
“Yes, well my sister, Kira, is picking me up and we’re going out to her house in East Hampton.”
“How lovely.”
I nodded.
The duo began to watch Warner Bros. cartoons full of Road Runner’s beep-beep honking mischief and loads of explosives, and I instantly thought of an e-mail Wylie had sent me on our first anniversary.
Happy anniversary, Hazel. A whole year, and I still feel like my skeleton is forged in iron and you are a huge ACME Products cartoon magnet from Wile E. Coyote’s arsenal. I’m never going to stop feeling uncontrollably drawn to you, it’s hardwired into my bones. I’m yours. Wylie.
As my eyelids grew heavy, Benji’s dad shut down the portable DVD player, and mirroring his fresco da Vinci self, Benji was an absolute cherub, drifting off to sleep on his daddy’s lap. And shortly after, I was also adrift in slumber that lasted until the plane was descending.
I awoke stiff but a bit refreshed, realizing only then that I hadn’t slept very well in the last month.
“Look who’s up, Benji? Your girlfriend!”
I smiled and took his little fat hand in mine as we prepared for landing. “He was incredible,” I said, praising his proud father.
“I know! And I can say that because he’s never this easy,” he confessed. “You were our lucky charm.”
A sting of sharp acid tears pierced my eyes anew as I leaned to look out my window as the lights of New York beckoned below, spread out like a terrestrial blanket of stars as miraculous as the ones that shined above. This city, made by man from nothing, ignited more marvel in me than the map of lights that glistened in the sky. Home.
I was practically on fire, gathering my things as I wished the cute father and son a good visit, and ran off the plane. Benji. That face, that giggle, those eyes, their twinkle. Finn never wanted that, ever. The world was too crushing for him, too evil, too suffocating, and yet the child cooed and smiled and slumbered his way across a restless angry ocean, peaceful and pleased as pie.
I ran off the jetway. That was never Finn’s vision for his life, never his desire. He couldn’t see in the Sistine Ceiling the colorful bursts of pigment, only the falling plaster and decay of buildings, rather than their majesty. Benji’s spasmodic laughter, rivaling the YouTube baby’s in sheer cuteness, wasn’t Finn’s dream.
It was Wylie’s.
Ferreting through the crowd of rolling suitcase–lugging drones, I wove in and out of the onslaught of fanny packs, rummaging my way past packed newsstands and socks-and-sandals people and Yankees T-shirt shops. Past a blur of green souvenir Statues of Liberty, I ran, down to passport control, flying through customs.
I had nothing to declare.
I had everything to declare.
I burst through the double doors as hundreds of eyes of excited family members awaited their loved ones back from abroad. In the United Nations melting pot, I heard my name. I turned to see Kira, waving frantically.
“Hazel! Here, honey!!”
I ran to her and hugged her madly.
“Yaaaay! You’re home!!!!!” she shrieked.
“Not yet,” I said soberly, looking into he
r blue eyes. “I can’t come to the Hamptons,” I said.
The corners of her mouth slowly widened as she exhaled a happy sigh.
“Go get ’em.”
Chapter 39
How much research I have to do depends on the nature of the story. For fantasy, none at all.
—Alan Dean Foster
It was the longest taxi ride of my life. Finally, at Ludlow and Houston, I threw a wad of cash at Mohammed Mohammed, the driver, then opened the door and ran out. I could see my breath in the night air as my legs ran me as fast as they could. I’ve never done heroin, but in that moment of running to see him again, I felt like a junkie sprinting to meet her dealer, waiting to cook up the smack in the spoon, tie the tourniquet on my arm, fill the needle slowly, and surrender my soul to utter bliss once more. I’ve never craved anything in my life as much as him. Not schlong per se, but heart; his arms around me, my head on his chest again, safe. I was fiending, pacing, agasp. I needed him in the marrow of my bones. And I prayed I could get my fix once more. I had the perfect life and it turned course so drastically, as if overnight. I ached inside. But I guess they call it growing pains for a reason.
I was standing in his labor of love, his new restaurant, Hazel, with my heart in my hands.
“You know Shel Silverstein?” I asked, like a raving ranting psycho.
“Of course. Who doesn’t?” Wylie asked, wondering what the hell crack pipe I had been sucking on. “Hazel, are you okay?”
I knew I probably looked like a total freak, having deplaned from a transatlantic flight with nary a hairbrushing.
“Some people are always looking for his missing piece. They’ll always be looking, searching, brooding. The quest, the tour, the road, is his life. But you, Wylie—” My voice cracked as I looked into his brown eyes. “You are the Giving Tree.”
“What are you talking about?” he asked, putting a worried hand on my shoulder. “Hazel . . .”