Trout Fishing in America

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by Richard Brautigan


  For Jeff Sheppard

  No publication

  No money

  No star

  No fuck

  A friend came over to the house

  a few days ago and read one of my poems.

  He came back today and asked to read the

  same poem over again. After he finished

  reading it, he said, “It makes me want

  to write poetry.”

  My Nose Is Growing Old

  Yup.

  A long lazy September look

  in the mirror

  say it’s true:

  I’m 31

  and my nose is growing

  old.

  It starts about ½

  an inch

  below the bridge

  and strolls geriatrically

  down

  for another inch or so:

  stopping.

  Fortunately, the rest

  of the nose is comparatively

  young.

  I wonder if girls

  will want me with an

  old nose.

  I can hear them now

  the heartless bitches!

  “He’s cute

  but his nose

  is old.”

  Crab Cigar

  I was watching a lot of crabs

  eating in the tide pools

  of the Pacific a few days ago.

  When I say a lot: I mean

  hundreds of crabs. They eat

  like cigars.

  The Sidney Greenstreet Blues

  I think something beautiful

  and amusing is gained

  by remembering Sidney Greenstreet,

  but it is a fragile thing.

  The hand picks up a glass.

  The eye looks at the glass

  and then hand, glass and eye

  fall away.

  Comets

  There are comets

  that flash through

  our mouths wearing

  the grace

  of oceans and galaxies.

  God knows,

  we try to do the best

  we can.

  There are comets

  connected to chemicals

  that telescope

  down our tongues

  to burn out against

  the air.

  I know

  we do.

  There are comets

  that laugh at us

  from behind our teeth

  wearing the clothes

  of fish and birds.

  We try.

  I Live in the Twentieth Century

  For Marcia

  I live in the Twentieth Century

  and you lie here beside me. You

  were unhappy when you fell asleep.

  There was nothing I could do about

  it. I felt helpless. Your face

  is so beautiful that I cannot stop

  to describe it, and there’s nothing

  I can do to make you happy while

  you sleep.

  The Castle of the Cormorants

  Hamlet with

  a cormorant

  under his arm

  married Ophelia.

  She was still

  wet from drowning.

  She looked like

  a white flower

  that had been

  left in the

  rain too long.

  I love you,

  said Ophelia,

  and I love

  that dark

  bird you

  hold in

  your arms.

  Big Sur

  February 1958

  Lovers

  I changed her bedroom:

  raised the ceiling four feet,

  removed all of her things

  (and the clutter of her life)

  painted the walls white,

  placed a fantastic calm

  in the room,

  a silence that almost had a scent,

  put her in a low brass bed

  with white satin covers,

  and I stood there in the doorway

  watching her sleep, curled up,

  with her face turned away

  from me.

  Sonnet

  The sea is like

  an old nature poet

  who died of a

  heart attack in a

  public latrine.

  His ghost still

  haunts the urinals.

  At night he can

  be heard walking

  around barefooted

  in the dark.

  Somebody stole

  his shoes.

  Indirect Popcorn

  What a good time fancy!

  like a leisure white interior

  with long yellow curtains.

  I’ll take it to sleep with me tonight

  and hope that my dreams are built

  toward beautiful blonde women eating

  indirect popcorn.

  Star Hole

  I sit here

  on the perfect end

  of a star,

  watching light

  pour itself toward

  me.

  The light pours

  itself through

  a small hole

  in the sky.

  I’m not very happy,

  but I can see

  how things are

  faraway.

  Albion Breakfast

  For Susan

  Last night (here) a long pretty girl

  asked me to write a poem about Albion,

  so she could put it in a black folder

  that has albion printed nicely

  in white on the cover.

  I said yes. She’s at the store now

  getting something for breakfast.

  I’ll surprise her with this poem

  when she gets back.

  Let’s Voyage into the New American House

  There are doors

  that want to be free

  from their hinges to

  fly with perfect clouds.

  There are windows

  that want to be

  released from their

  frames to run with

  the deer through

  back country meadows.

  There are walls

  that want to prowl

  with the mountains

  through the early

  morning dusk.

  There are floors

  that want to digest

  their furniture into

  flowers and trees.

  There are roofs

  that want to travel

  gracefully with

  the stars through

  circles of darkness.

  November 3

  I’m sitting in a cafe,

  drinking a Coke.

  A fly is sleeping

  on a paper napkin.

  I have to wake him up,

  so I can wipe my glasses.

  There’s a pretty girl

  I want to look at.

  The Postman

  The smell

  of vegetables

  on a cold day

  performs faithfully an act of reality

  like a knight in search of the holy grail

  or a postman on a rural route looking

  for a farm that isn’t there.

  Carrots, peppers and berries.

  Nerval, Baudelaire and Rimbaud.

  A Mid-February Sky Dance

  Dance toward me, please, as

  if you were a star

  with light-years piled

  on top of your hair,

  smiling,

  and I will dance toward you

  as if I were darkness

  with bats piled like a hat

  on top of my head.

  The Quail

  There are three quail in a cage next door,

  and they are the sweet delight of our mornings,

  c
alling to us like small frosted cakes:

  bobwhitebobwhitebobwhite,

  but at night they drive our God-damn cat Jake crazy.

  They run around that cage like pinballs

  as he stands out there,

  smelling their asses through the wire.

  1942

  Piano tree, play

  in the dark concert halls

  of my uncle,

  twenty-six years old, dead

  and homeward bound

  on a ship from Sitka,

  his coffin travels

  like the fingers

  of Beethoven

  over a glass

  of wine.

  Piano tree, play

  in the dark concert halls

  of my uncle,

  a legend of my childhood, dead,

  they send him back

  to Tacoma.

  At night his coffin

  travels like the birds

  that fly beneath the sea,

  never touching the sky.

  Piano tree, play

  in the dark concert halls

  of my uncle,

  take his heart

  for a lover

  and take his death

  for a bed,

  and send him homeward bound

  on a ship from Sitka

  to bury him

  where I was born.

  Milk for the Duck

  ZAP!

  unlaid / 20 days

  my sexual image

  isn’t worth a shit.

  If I were dead

  I couldn’t attract

  a female fly.

  The Return of the Rivers

  All the rivers run into the sea;

  yet the sea is not full;

  unto the place from whence the rivers come,

  thither they return again.

  It is raining today

  in the mountains.

  It is a warm green rain

  with love

  in its pockets

  for spring is here,

  and does not dream

  of death.

  Birds happen music

  like clocks ticking heavens

  in a land

  where children love spiders,

  and let them sleep

  in their hair.

  A slow rain sizzles

  on the river

  like a pan

  full of frying flowers,

  and with each drop

  of rain

  the ocean

  begins again.

  A Good-Talking Candle

  I had a good-talking candle

  last night in my bedroom.

  I was very tired but I wanted

  somebody to be with me,

  so I lit a candle

  and listened to its comfortable

  voice of light until I was asleep.

  The Horse That Had a Flat Tire

  Once upon a valley

  there came down

  from some goldenblue mountains

  a handsome young prince

  who was riding

  a dawncolored horse

  named Lordsburg.

  I love you

  You’re my breathing castle

  Gentle so gentle

  We’ll live forever

  In the valley

  there was a beautiful maiden

  whom the prince

  drifted into love with

  like a New Mexico made from

  apple thunder and long

  glass beds.

  I love you

  You’re my breathing castle

  Gentle so gentle

  We’ll live forever

  The prince enchanted

  the maiden

  and they rode off

  on the dawncolored horse

  named Lordsburg

  toward the goldenblue mountains.

  I love you

  You’re my breathing castle

  Gentle so gentle

  We’ll live forever

  They would have lived

  happily ever after

  if the horse hadn’t had

  a flat tire

  in front of a dragon’s

  house.

  Kafka’s Hat

  With the rain falling

  surgically against the roof,

  I ate a dish of ice cream

  that looked like Kafka’s hat.

  It was a dish of ice cream

  tasting like an operating table

  with the patient staring

  up at the ceiling.

  Nine Things

  It’s night

  and a numbered beauty

  lapses at the wind,

  chortles with the

  branches of a tree,

  giggles,

  plays shadow dance

  with a dead kite,

  cajoles affection

  from falling leaves,

  and knows four

  other things.

  One is the color

  of your hair.

  Linear Farewell, Nonlinear Farewell

  When he went out the door,

  he said he wasn’t coming back,

  but he came back, the son-

  ofabitch, and now I’m pregnant,

  and he won’t get off his ass.

  Mating Saliva

  A girl in a green mini-

  skirt, not very pretty, walks

  down the street.

  A businessman stops, turns

  to stare at her ass

  that looks like a moldy refrigerator.

  There are now 200,000,000 people

  in America.

  Sit Comma and Creeley Comma

  It’s spring and the nun

  like a black frog

  builds her tarpaper shack

  beside the lake.

  How beautiful she is

  (and looks) surrounded

  by her rolls of tarpaper.

  They know her name

  and they speak her name.

  Automatic Anthole

  Driven by hunger, I had another

  forced bachelor dinner tonight.

  I had a lot of trouble making

  up my mind whether to eat Chinese

  food or have a hamburger. God,

  I hate eating dinner alone. It’s

  like being dead.

  The Symbol

  When I was hitch-hiking down to Big Sur,

  Moby Dick stopped and picked me up. He was driving

  a truckload of sea gulls to San Luis Obispo.

  “Do you like being a truckdriver better than you

  do a whale?” I asked.

  “Yeah,” Moby Dick said. “Hoffa is a lot better

  to us whales than Captain Ahab ever was.

  The old fart.”

  I Cannot Answer You Tonight in Small Portions

  I cannot answer you tonight in small portions.

  Torn apart by stormy love’s gate, I float

  like a phantom facedown in a well where

  the cold dark water reflects vague half-built

  stars

  and trades all our affection, touching, sleeping

  together for tribunal distance standing like

  a drowned train just beyond a pile of Eskimo

  skeletons.

  Your Catfish Friend

  If I were to live my life

  in catfish forms

 

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