Murder in Germantown

by Rahiem Brooks

  RAHIEM

  BROOKS

  MURDER

  IN

  GERMANTOWN

  THE FIRST RAVONNE LEMMELLE MYSTERY

  PRODIGY PUBLISHING GROUP

  Philadelphia, PA

  http://www.prodigypublishinggroup.com

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  There are no words to express what it takes for an author to truly complete a novel. From the writing itself it’s a daunting task to create something to appease a target audience. I thank my graphic designer, Gregory Goodwin, for creating a cover that effectively conveyed my vision. Jenetha McCutcheon, my editor, kept my wordiness in line and checked that I had crafted a masterpiece.

  I have.

  ARC Book Club, Inc. I would not be the force that I am without your encouragement. And that is the actual members, and the FaceBook group members.

  MURDER

  IN

  GERMANTOWN

  PROLOGUE

  CHAPTER 1

  Actively engaged in a debate about the details of his wife's 40th birthday party on his cell phone, Mark Artis walked to his car in the parking lot of the downtown Philadelphia Gallery mall. Not paying attention, he dropped his keys. He put his shopping bag on the ground as he bent over to retrieve them.

  "Sue, I am telling you. She'd adore white over pink. She's not..."

  In mid-sentence, he was jabbed in his rib cage with a handgun. He paused and lost his concentration on the call and focused on breaking the wrist of the gunman, who dropped his pistol. Before he could gather himself, another goon placed an automatic weapon inches from the bridge of his nose. He didn't kill him. They wanted him alive.

  February temperatures had been declining. Doppler radar claimed it was 35 degrees, but the weather felt more like minus 25 degrees. Mark used a wireless device, so that he could keep his hands warm in his pockets. He was a bulky man, not fat; made of muscle. He had a thick neck and strong, broad shoulders, and was enveloped in pale skin from a lack of sunlight.

  "Come with me, Mark," the thug ordered. "I dare you to use any more jujutsu because I would have quite the time ending Samantha's beautiful life."

  In the mist of the attack, his smart, confident secretary on the other end of the call, wanted to assure him that help was on the way.

  "Mr. Artis, I'll contact the police. Maybe they can locate you using the tracking device in your phone."

  Good girl, Mark thought, as the gunman snatched the earpiece and tossed it. Mark still had his secretary, as his clandestine ally.

  At the outset of the attack, Mark thought he was being robbed, but the gunman knew his wife's name and that he had jujutsu training; he was a black belt. His mind spiraled uncontrollably searching for the place or date that he had wronged someone. There was no way he would be so negligent. He valued his life and the lives of his family, so he followed the man's orders and climbed into the back of a dingy van.

  Mark rode with a black bag over his head and handcuffs on his wrists for 15 minutes, and his supposition was verified. The van door opened and the bag was removed. Mark was in the garage of a chop shop. He was escorted past ten or so exotic European vehicles to a doorway that led to an office. Everything in the office looked bland and resembled a legitimate mechanic's office. He knew it wasn't.

  Mark was forced to the floor as an emaciated woman in need of tit-raise appeared. Her hair was slapped into a chignon, and she walked over to him and planted a military boot on his chest. She puffed a long fag and steel-gray smoke bellowed into the air. Certainly, he was not invited to meet her. He did not recall gangsters handing duties down to women.

  The woman informed him, "I see you're quick with your hands. Broke Mikey's wrist. That's why I invited you. I hope you respond as hastily to my $200,000 question."

  She invited me. Really! It was more like a warrant for my arrest, he thought. He elected to keep that confidential.

  "What is the question?" he asked the bitch sincerely. He could be sincere.

  "Shut your cum dumpster mouth!" the man who brought him to the little tête-à-tête suggested.

  Mark would bet that man’s tone would change if he weren't handcuffed.

  "Lex, you're free to go," the hostess told her flunky.

  She then squatted over Mark, ass on his crotch, and warned him, "Do not patronize me, Mark Alexander Artis."

  A thick cloud of smoke fulminated into his lungs to punctuate her point.

  "The name is Jewel."

  "Okay, Jewel. Why am I here?" he asked getting down to business.

  She stood and threw him a sardonic grin.

  "Here's the deal," she said and then added, "your wife Samantha has been kidnapped."

  "No! No! No!" He barked.

  It was more of a scream than a masculine yell. Mark began to rise from the floor and Jewel flashed a chrome Colt .45. Mark thought long and hard about getting up off the floor. Hopefully, Sue was recording all of that. The thug had activated the hand set when the ear piece had lost signal.

  "It's 10:30 in the morning, Mark Artis. I shall have 200,000 unmarked, non-sequential, American dollars in my possession by the close of the banking business day. That's traditionally three p.m. And I adore tradition, Mark."

  "I do not have that kind of cash," he warned her earnestly.

  "Then you no longer have a fucking wife!"

  CHAPTER 2

  Mark Artis drove his Jaguar XJ8 to his Victorian manse on Presidential Boulevard in suburban Bala Cynwd. The small area was 20 minutes from downtown Philadelphia. He pulled into the rotund driveway, disembarked, and was greeted by FBI and the Lower Merion PD locals.

  Communication specialists from the FBI hastily equipped his home with enough devices to converse with Pluto denizens. One device assured the conversation between the FBI and Jewel would be made available to everyone in the dining room. Another device would record the suspect’s voice. A third whatchamacallit would trace all incoming calls to the callers’ location within minutes.

  All of that transpired while Mark was in the picture-less family room. A woman joined him and identified herself as Jane Duval, FBI. She assured him that the FBI would lend their expertise to him. She said it as if he should bend over and smooch her ass. His tax dollars had insured this service.

  "Ms. Duval, I appreciate the blessing, but my wife is missing. If she is harmed, I'll find the sons-of-bitches and I'll annihilate them one-by-one. And the result is not my concern. This is unimaginable."

  "You're venting, Mr. Artis. That is to be expected."

  "Venting!" He hissed venomously. The good old, FBI, he thought.

  "They want money. By three. Period! Didn't you hear the recording from my secretary? I am not rich. This place is time-shared. I am here on business. The Jag is from Hertz."

  "Don't worry about the cash demand. Our Wells Fargo crisis liaison is prepared with the cash."

  "It better not be booby trapped, because if my wife is harmed due to your chicanery..."

  The telephone rang and interrupted him. Mark raced to the telephone along with a half-dozen suits. The FBI Special Agent in Charge instructed Mark to keep the napper on the line as long as possible. He handed Mark a script to follow.

  Mark said, "Artis residence." He wanted the caller to know they had the correct number.

  A Brooklynese female voice: "I see you've made it home safely in your car." The word car sounded like "caw".

  "Where's Samantha?"

  "Sammy's fine."

  "Where do I find you to exchange the cash for my wife?"

  "We will get to that, but first..."

  "I want proof now!" Mark demanded.

  He hadn't heard much, but it had been enough. He tossed the script to the floor and dared any one to question him.


  "Bam, Love. Drag her over here. Sammy say hello to your hubby."

  "Mark, oh Honey..."

  "Baby, I'm going..."

  "I said say hello. No coo loving quip in my ear," the kidnapper said.

  "You better not harm her. I swear..."

  "You swear what?" Jewel asked. Her words leaked contempt. Everyone was silent and Jewel went on. "Have the agents tear down their tracking and recording crap. I'll have further instructions for the cash pick up and drop locale when that's been done."

  Click!

  The call was over. Dead. The end. And not traced. Mark was pissed.

  The FBI agents were awaiting a professional to call back. For them a good thing. Maybe Jewel was known to them. No one gave a rat’s ass that some lamebrain had just ordered them to tear down the spyware.

  "Tear that shit down," Mark Artis demanded.

  "Mr. Artis, we cannot do that. Surely, she or he knows that. They have no way of knowing if we have complied or not. She simply wants us to be martyrs to her caveats. We do not and will not negotiate with thugs. When she calls again simply convince her that we met her demand."

  All Mark heard was blah, blah, blah. The phone rang again and Mark was jolted back to reality.

  "Am I being traced and recorded, Mr. Artis?"

  "Yes," he replied honestly. Screw the feds, Mark thought.

  The ASIC was infuriated. He snatched the phone from Mark.

  "This is..."

  Jewel cut him off, "Assistant Special Idiot in Charge Donald Malloy. Thirteen year vet. Yale law. Two boys. One dog. And a partridge in a pear tree. I am colder than a polar bear’s pussy, simpleton. I'll snatch your twins and Toto, too, as my next move, if you obstruct my plan, Mr. Malloy. Now be a good boy and turn on the living room TV."

  Click!

  The feds and locals rushed to the TV. After a brief inspection for a bomb, they decided to summon the bomb squad prior to touching it. Too bad. Mark grabbed the remote and turned it on. The ferocious surprise was contagious. Everyone looked distraught. Each expression on par with being delivered the news their baby was still-born. They all watched themselves on the TV. The picture quality was pristine.

  The telephone rang.

  The kidnapper was chuckling.

  "Why so glum, chum?" she asked no one in particular. "Now that the cat’s out of the bag, we are clear who the boss here is. Let's get down to business. You know what I mean by that," she said in a South Philadelphia Italian mobster drawl.

  "I'm listening," Mark told her genuinely.

  "All of the fags, I mean feds, should be listening, too. Carefully. The home is severely enveloped in enough dynamite to sink the Virgin Islands. All of them! Look at the television."

  They looked and the screen flashed from room to room and all points outside the house.

  "I am Big Sister, lads. No one leaves. No one makes unauthorized calls. No one sends text messages. Or there will be a lot of hymnals and carnations bought. Are we clear?"

  No one replied.

  "Are we fucking clear?" she barked wickedly.

  "Yes," everyone in the room said.

  They shook their heads up and down.

  "So subservient. I love it!" Jewel said jubilantly.

  "Malloy, you're authorized a call to Katherine Donahue. You may inform her that you have an agent arriving at the Broad Street and Samsun Street branch to retrieve the cash. She should stow the cash in a duffle bag that was dropped to her desk 26 seconds ago. She forks over the currency and I will let you know how to get back Samantha. Capeesh?"

  Once again, click!

  CHAPTER 3

  Mark sensed the haughty FBI had been deflated. There would not be any hoots of celebration and champagne popping after solving this capper. They had been beaten by their own game. It was rumored that a lot of successful busts and cracked cases were the result of sloppy criminals, and not adroit police work. Perhaps, Jewel had proved that.

  Mark dithered on the sofa. He rocked and folded his arms. His shaking was noticeable. He needed hard liquor and he found some at the bar. His every move was showcased on Mark-TV. It was such a home invasion of privacy. He began to talk about his wonderful wife. He spoke of stowed memories that he had totally forgotten. The kidnapper heard every damn word. Prayerfully, the telephone rang.

  "This is Malloy," ASIC Malloy answered. "Hold a second. It's for you," he said, extending the phone to Mark.

  "Yes, Jewel."

  "Mr. Artis, I want you to collect Mr. Malloy's badge and gun. Holster and all."

  "Why would he do that?" Malloy asked.

  "Because I said so. How else will I recover the cash from Donahue? You didn't believe I'd send one of my guys into your trap, did you? Maybe you did? Sucks to be you then? Now tender the costume clown."

  Malloy handed over his bona fides and Mark donned them. It was all displayed on Mark-TV.

  "Don't look ashamed, Mark. Think of today as Halloween. You're dressed as an asshole." Jewel broke into a Broadway chuckle.

  "Mr. Artis, you will take the quickest route to downtown Philly. Get the cash and deliver it to mama. You will leave by yourself. Any tricks and you'll be jettisoned to Pluto. There's a bomb on your car that would do that easily. Get it? Got it? Good."

  * * *

  Two minutes away from the house, Mark cruised in the XJ8 down City Avenue. He pulled into a Target parking lot and pulled off his artificial hands along with his faux mustache and beard. The widened snout, Dumbo ears, and thick neck came off next. He removed the dress shirt, pulled of the 40 pounds of excess body mass, and revealed his true size. He was parked next to a very low-key Ford. He hopped out of the XJ8 and into the Ford Taurus and commenced his getaway.

  "How'd getting the cash go?" Mark asked Jewel.

  "It went great. Bam walked out with the cash as Malloy handed you his badge."

  "So all is well?"

  "Yes. Well Mickey still doesn't think you had to break his wrist for mall parking lot cameras."

  PART 1

  FRIDAY, 5 JANUARY 2007

  CHAPTER 4

  Sometimes, my criminals are likable, but oftentimes they’re not. The current one I hated, but I represented him (and his money) without prejudice. His name, Mark Artis. I was interested in Artis’ trial verdict. More than the norm. He was an alleged con man and believed to be a serious threat to the Department of Commerce. I doubted that, and my investigators found evidence to prove me correct. But hey, I was bound by attorney-client privilege so I kept those details quiet. I credit my investigators because I actually did more than try one case per year. I did not suffer from the boredom of the unfolding discoveries of one case for months at a time.

  I am busy on the Philadelphia criminal judicial circuit, and on the tip of every criminal’s tongue in the Federal Detention Center (FDC) in Philadelphia and in the Philadelphia Prison Systems. It was not the same as being chased down by paparazzi, but.... I could not report to every crime scene, interview every witness, or verify every alibi for all of the clients. I multi-task. So big ups to my detectives. The police have theirs and I have mine.

  I just defended Artis in a trial on the 9th floor of the United States Courthouse at 601 Market Street. The jury deliberated for two days and requested the transcripts of the government’s key witness: Tanya “Jewel” Stalin (Russian, but no relation to the communist). Too bad the jury could not have her transcripts, and had to rely on their memories. I managed to get them the police reports and notes to compare to her testimony, though. I imagined they believe her to be a vicious liar--she was--and I had brought out her lies. Called her a terrorist, too. Yes, I was way out of line, but hey, an acquittal was acquired by any means necessary. The jury had a verdict, and I had to wait for them to deliver it.

  At 9:30, Artis had found me perched at the defense table. I had known I would be in the courtroom holding my breath, so I had downloaded the sports news on Carmelo Anthony returning from his famous 15-day suspension. He would join the recently-acquired Allen Iverson with t
he Denver Nuggets. I did not have to see Artis approaching me. The heels of his loafers crashed the hardwood and his handcuffs echoed. The unarmed Marshal sat him next to me.

  “It does not take a rocket scientist to find me not guilty of all charges.” He proclaimed. “No prints or DNA of mine was found at the scene. Their whole case hinged on the testimony of a sleazy coke whore who would have sold her mother out. The jury is taking long. Does that mean anything?”

  “What do you mean?” I asked with a subtle hint of sardonicism.