ALSO BY
Mignon F. Ballard
AUGUSTA GOODNIGHT MYSTERIES
The Angel and the Jabberwocky Murders
Too Late for Angels
The Angel Whispered Danger
Shadow of an Angel
An Angel to Die For
Angel at Troublesome Creek
The Christmas Cottage
The War in Sallie’s Station
Minerva Cries Murder
Final Curtain
The Widow’s Woods
Deadly Promise
Cry at Dusk
Raven Rock
Aunt Matilda’s Ghost
MIGNON F. BALLARD
ST. MARTIN’S MINOTAUR
NEW YORK
This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.
HARK! THE HERALD ANGEL SCREAMED. Copyright © 2008 by Mignon F. Ballard. All rights reserved. Printed in the United States of America. For information, address St. Martin’s Press, 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, N.Y. 10010.
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Ballard, Mignon Franklin.
Hark! the herald angel screamed: an Augusta Goodnight mystery (with heavenly recipes) / Migon Ballard.—1st ed.
p. cm.
ISBN-13: 978-0-312-37667-3
ISBN-10: 0-312-37667-7
1. Goodnight, Augusta (Fictitious character)—Fiction. 2. Guardian angels—Fiction. 3. Women detectives—South Carolina—Fiction. 4. South Carolina—Fiction. I. Title.
PS3552.A466H3 2008
813’.54—dc22
2008026430
First Edition: November 2008
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For my readers, with thanks and appreciation
ucy Nan, are you sure we’re on the right road?” my cousin Jo Nell asked. “Seems like we’ve been driving an awfully long time.”
“Mama said the church was outside of Winnsboro,” I told her, “and this is outside of Winnsboro, isn’t it?”
“I’m sure she didn’t mean this far outside. We must be halfway to Columbia by now and I haven’t seen one sign of a small white church with a stone wall around it.”
My cousin sat ramrod straight beside me in the same black wool suit she’s been wearing for at least twenty years. Jo Nell never gains an ounce—the rat! On one bony knee she balanced a box holding her “Joyed-It” jam cake made from our grandmother’s special recipe and so named because when anyone ate it they always said they “joyed-it.” In her other hand my cousin clutched the black leather purse she carries every day from September through March. Sighing, she shifted the cake on her lap. “We should’ve turned left back there like I told you. Funeral’s going to be over before we get there.”
“You didn’t tell me to turn left, you said turn right. This is Old Grange Road, isn’t it? Here’s an intersection coming up. Hurry, look and see what the sign says.”
At the request of my mother, Jo Nell and I were on our way to the funeral of a relative, Mercer Vance, who was our second cousin or first cousin once removed. I never can get that straight.
My parents live in a condominium a couple of hundred miles away in Mount Pleasant, South Carolina, and pleasant it is, but it isn’t a mountain at all but an island off the coast of Charleston.
“Mercer was my favorite cousin when we were growing up and I hate it that I can’t be there,” Mama told me, “but it’s hard for your daddy to get around after his knee surgery and I don’t feel right about leaving him.” She gave me a chance for that to sink in. “You really don’t mind going, do you, sugar—as a favor for your poor decrepit mother who suffered through twenty-seven hours of labor to bring you into the world?”
Although she’s nearly eighty, my mother swims almost every day and plays golf at least once a week. I laughed. “Do spare me, please! Of course I’ll go, but it’s been years since I’ve seen some of those relatives and I can never remember who’s who.”
My family never let go of a name. Most of the men all the way back to Genesis were named Grayson, Mercer, or Vance while the women passed around Julia, Virginia, Lucinda, and Nellie. I’m named for my grandmother, who was named for her great-great-grandmother Lucinda Vance, who in 1835 with her husband, Mercer, built the columned home they named Willowbrook on the outskirts of my hometown of Stone’s Throw, South Carolina. My grandmother was born there and lived there most of her life, but Mimmer’s been gone for twenty years and except for some off and on tenants, the house has been empty since. Jo Nell claims it’s haunted.
Now my cousin leaned forward shading her eyes to read the road sign as the pale November sun glinted off her bifocals. “I told you we were on the right road, Lucy Nan! Old Grange Road—plain as day—right there on that sign we just passed.”
“Jo Nell Touchstone, you never told me any—”
“And there it is—white church with a stone wall. That’s got to be it right up ahead … see it? Slow down, Lucy Nan! You’re about to pass it.” Jo Nell unbuckled her seat belt before we came to a complete stop. “Lord, I hope they haven’t already said the benediction.”
I parked and looked around as we wove through the rows of cars to the front of the church where two somber men waited. “Did you see a sign anywhere?” I asked. “I hope we’re in the right place. Are you sure this is Capers Methodist Chapel?”
Jo Nell tramped ahead, pocketbook swinging from her arm. “What else can it be? Hurry, they’re already singing a hymn.”
I hurried. We were just in time for the last stanza of “In the Sweet By and By” when we took our seats in the next to the last pew.
I nodded politely to the people on either side of me, neither of whom I knew. They nodded back. It was close in the small sanctuary and heat blasted from a vent nearby. Jo Nell loosened the scarf around her neck and fanned herself with the memorial program. “Can you see Cudin’ Grayson and them up front?” she whispered. “I don’t see anybody I know.”
“It’s been so long I’m not sure I would recognize Cudin’ Grayson if I saw him,” I said, “but I’m pretty sure that’s Mercer under all those flowers down there.”
“Lucy Nan!” Jo Nell’s eyes widened. “For goodness’ sake—”
“Shh!” I said primly. “I think they’re getting ready to start.”
The minister mopped his face and stood. He wore a black robe and a stole as red as his glistening face and took a long drink of water before he opened the Bible to read the Twenty-third Psalm. His voice was low and soothing and I tried to picture myself in a shady green pasture where not-so-still waters rippled over mossy stones. Pausing at the end, he closed the Good Book softly, gave it a loving pat, and set it aside.
“Our good friend Lizzie Frye has left us for a better place,” he began.
Lizzie Frye? What does she have to do with the price of eggs in China? I thought.
A lot, I soon discovered when I looked at the program. It was Lizzie Frye, not our cousin Mercer, under all those flowers down front.
Too late I glanced at the words on the hymnal in the rack in front of me: Presbyterian Hymns. We were in the wrong church!
Beside me Jo Nell leaned forward in the pew as if she couldn’t believe her ears while the minister extolled the many virtues of the late Lizzie Frye. A faithful wife, loving mother, and dedicated church worker, she was especially noted for her generosity with homemade pepper jelly
and watermelon rind pickles.
“We’ve gotta get out of here!” Jo Nell whispered to me from behind her program.
I made a face and shook my head. It was too late now. We couldn’t just get up and walk out in the middle of a funeral service. Besides, someone else was stepping up to the pulpit to eulogize the departed. It turned out to be her daughter who was followed by another. Fortunately she had only two. Lizzie seemed like such a likable, down-to-earth sort of person, I was sorry I hadn’t known her. Apparently so was Jo Nell as she sniffed a couple of times during the recessional hymn and blotted her eyes with a lace-trimmed hankie.
“I’m so sorry,” I said to the family gathered outside as we filed from the church. And I was sorry, but I was also in a hurry. If we could just get away in time maybe Jo Nell and I could still get to poor Cousin Mercer’s funeral before they put him in the ground.
Jo Nell, however, felt it her duty to extend her sympathy to each and every one, and when one of the family members responded with a hug, my cousin broke into tears. “Gone but not forgotten,” she sobbed as I led her away. “She’s going to be missed.”
“And so are we if we don’t make it to the right funeral,” I told her. “Save some of those tears for Mercer, will you?”
As it turned out, we were on the right road but had been going in the wrong direction—which was entirely my cousin’s fault, but I wasn’t going there.
Capers Chapel, we were told, was about five miles down the road in the direction we had come and we got there just as the mourners lined up to follow the hearse to the cemetery. Jo Nell and I fell in behind them.
“No need to say anything about the extra memorial rites,” I said later as we gathered around the grave site. “Maybe they’ll think we’ve been here all along.”
Nodding, Jo Nell agreed. “I guess what they don’t know won’t hurt them,” she said. “I just hope we can get home before dark. I don’t want to get lost out here again.”
Of course Cousin Grayson and his wife Angela insisted that we come to the house after the service and I was glad for a chance to visit with my relatives inside where it was warm. It was the last week in November and sunlight was fading fast as we walked back to our cars from the cemetery. I hadn’t seen Grayson and Angela (“my sweet angel,” he calls her) since they were in Stone’s Throw for my husband’s funeral over four years earlier, but I was in such a zombie state at the time I barely remember their being there. Charlie was killed in a traffic accident while on a business trip and the shock of it turned my heart and my life inside out and upside down for a long time after that.
Augusta has helped me come to terms with losing Charlie as well as with several other of life’s major bumps—such as murder—in what was once our peaceful little town. I must admit I had my doubts when she first showed up on my doorstep in her voluminous emerald cape, but there was something so right about her, something so good, I soon invited her into my life. I haven’t regretted it. Augusta Goodnight is a guardian angel—my guardian angel she tells me, but sometimes she seems to end up watching out for most of my friends as well. It was a pity she wasn’t around that day, I thought, to steer us to the right funeral.
“Come and sit with me and tell me all about that grandson of yours. How old is he now?” Grayson’s daughter, Nellie Virginia, said as we helped ourselves to the buffet on the dining room table. It seemed as if their friends and neighbors had brought enough food for the whole town and I was having trouble deciding between baked ham and fried chicken. I took some of both. Jo Nell’s “Joyed-It” cake, I noticed, was going fast.
Nellie Virginia will be forty-seven in March—ten years younger than I am, and I always thought of her as a little sister following me like a shadow at family reunions. With little encouragement it didn’t take me long to light into my favorite subject, my six-year-old grandson, Teddy. But when Nellie Virginia’s eyes began to glaze over, I knew it was time to change the subject or shut up.
“Sorry,” I said. “I should give people a buzzer or something so they can let me know my time’s up.”
My cousin laughed. “One of these days I’ll probably be the same.” She glanced at her young son Vance Tate, who was in deep conversation with Grayson, his grandfather, at the far end of the room. “And from the way things look, I might not have too long to wait.”
I had been introduced earlier to Vance’s girlfriend, Jamie, a willowy blonde, who now stood sipping wine with Angela and several of her friends in the living room.
“Oh? Is a wedding imminent? Vance was hardly more than a child when he came with you to Roger’s wedding. Has it really been that long?” It was hard to believe our son and his wife Jessica would soon be celebrating their tenth anniversary.
“Believe it or not he’ll be graduating from law school in June.” She glanced at her son with a secret smile. “And it wouldn’t surprise me one bit if he gave Jamie a ring for Christmas.”
Jo Nell joined us with her plate piled high and began buttering a couple of what had to be homemade yeast rolls. “I know I shouldn’t have rice casserole and candied sweet potatoes, too, but I just couldn’t resist,” she said, digging into the latter.
“I hate you, Jo Nell,” I mumbled under my breath.
“That was such a lovely service,” Nellie Virginia said later over dessert. “I think Uncle Mercer would have approved, don’t you?”
Jo Nell, who had just taken a bite of pecan pie, suddenly went into a coughing fit and had to leave the table.
Nellie Virginia rose to follow her. “Is she all right?”
“I think she’ll be fine,” I assured her. “Emotional, you know.” Thank goodness she didn’t bring up the subject of Cousin Mercer’s service again.
After about an hour Jo Nell began looking at her watch every few minutes so I knew it was time to go. My cousin hates to be on the road long after dark.
“I suppose things are all right out at Willowbrook,” Grayson said as we prepared to leave. “I know I should get out there more than I do, but Preacher Dave does a pretty good job looking after things.”
My great-grandfather left Willowbrook to Mimmer’s brother Sonny, who didn’t want to live there and was glad to have her stay and look after the place. My mother and Jo Nell’s were both born there. When Sonny died a few years after Mimmer, Willowbrook went to his sons, Mercer and Grayson. Mercer never seemed interested in the property, but a couple of years ago our cousin Grayson decided he’d try his hand at long-distance farming. He bought a small herd of Hereford cattle, had several acres planted in pines, and hired Dave Tansey, a jackleg preacher, to keep an eye on things.
Preacher Dave and his wife Louella live in a cottage on the place with their grown son, Jeremiah. I’d never met his wife and son, but Preacher Dave had recently taken a job filling in for the sexton at our church, Stone’s Throw Presbyterian, after Luther, our longtime maintenance man, fell and broke his hip replacing a lightbulb. He seems to be doing a pretty good job because Pete Whittaker, our minister, says Dave even polished the brass lamp in his study that Luther had ignored for years.
I was almost out the door before I remembered to ask about the tree. Our church has been cutting a large cedar tree from Willowbrook for about as long as I can remember. It goes up in the fellowship hall the first week in December, and “angel” gifts for needy families are collected underneath the tree to be distributed in time for Christmas.
“Of course you can cut a tree! Cut as many as you like. You don’t have to ask me,” Cousin Grayson said. “I wish my sweet angel here would let us have one,” he whispered loud enough for his wife to hear. “Nothing smells like Christmas like a real live evergreen, but she insists on putting up that artificial thing she ordered from some catalog.”
“He’s not the one who has to sweep up after it,” Angela said, giving her husband her long-suffering look. “But you know you’re always welcome to cut what you want.”
“Want to drive out to Willowbrook with me to pick one out next week?” I asked
Jo Nell as we started home. “Preacher Dave said he’d cut it down and take it to the church if we’ll show him what we want. And we can get some greenery for the Advent wreath while we’re there so Opal won’t have an excuse to use that tacky plastic thing.”
Opal Henshaw has taken it upon herself to be the unofficial chairperson of the decorating committee at Stone’s Throw Presbyterian and everybody, including me, is too chicken to suggest somebody else.
“I don’t like going out to Willowbrook,” Jo Nell said, holding her hands to the heater. “Why not?”
“Makes me sad to see it empty and neglected like that. Mimmer loved that place so. I’m glad she can’t see it now. Besides, you know it’s haunted.”
“We’re just going to pick out a tree,” I reminded her. “We won’t be going inside. And you know very well all that talk about poor Celia is a lot of hooey.”
Almost 150 years ago young Celia Vance was supposed to have thrown herself from the balcony at Willowbrook after her fiancé was killed in the battle at Manassas Gap. Mimmer claimed you always knew when Celia was around because you began to hear music and smell gardenias. They were Celia’s favorite flowers, and according to our grandmother she was said to have been an accomplished violinist. Mimmer liked a good story.
“Hooey or not, you won’t catch me out there,” Jo Nell said. “Now, for heaven’s sake, Lucy Nan, don’t miss the turn up there and get us lost like you did coming over here.”
hat tree over there looks nice,” Augusta said.
“Too skinny.” Ellis Saxon frowned and shook her head. “You can see right through it.”
I stopped to untangle my sleeve from a blackberry briar. “Here’s a nice fat one—smells good, too.”
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