"Oh, no," said the young lady. "Miss Drake had dinner here in the Hotel."
"Really," said Tommy, "are you sure of that? I mean-how do you know?"
"Oh, I saw her."
"I asked because I understood she was dining with some friends in Torquay," explained Tommy.
"Oh, no sir, she dined here." The young lady laughed and blushed a little. "I remember she had on a most sweetly pretty frock. One of those new flowered chiffons all over pansies."
"Tuppence, this tears it," said Tommy when they had been shown upstairs to their room.
"It does rather," said Tuppence. "Of course that woman may be mistaken. We will ask the waiter at dinner. There can't be very many people here just at this time of year."
This time it was Tuppence who opened the attack.
"Can you tell me if a friend of mine was here last Tuesday?" she asked the waiter with an engaging smile. "A Miss Drake, wearing a frock all over pansies I believe." She produced a photograph. "This lady."
The waiter broke into immediate smiles of recognition.
"Yes, yes, Miss Drake. I remember her very well. She told me she came from Australia."
"She dined here?"
"Yes. It was last Tuesday. She asked me if there was anything to do afterwards in the town."
"Yes?"
"I told her the theatre, the Pavilion, but in the end she decided not to go and she stayed here listening to our orchestra."
"Oh damn," said Tommy under his breath.
"You don't remember what time she had dinner, do you?" said Tuppence.
"She came down a little late. It must have been about eight o'clock."
"Damn, Blast, and Curse," said Tuppence as she and Tommy left the dining-room. "Tommy, this is all going wrong. It seemed so clear and lovely."
"Well, I suppose we ought to have known it wouldn't all be plain sailing."
"Is there any train she could have taken after that I wonder?"
"Not one that would have landed her in London in time to go to the Savoy."
"Well," said Tuppence, "as a last hope I am going to talk to the chambermaid. Una Drake had a room on the same floor as ours."
The chambermaid was a voluble and informative woman. Yes, she remembered the young lady quite well. That was her picture right enough. A very nice young lady, very merry and talkative. Had told her a lot about Australia and the kangaroos.
The young lady rang the bell about half past nine and asked for her bottle to be filled and put in her bed and also to be called the next morning at half past seven-with coffee instead of tea.
"You did call her and she was in bed?" asked Tuppence,
The chambermaid stared at her.
"Why, yes Ma'am, of course."
"Oh, I only wondered if she was doing exercises or anything," said Tuppence, wildly. "So many people do in the early morning."
"Well, that seems cast iron enough," said Tommy, when the chambermaid had departed. "There is only one conclusion to be drawn from it. It is the London side of the thing that must be faked."
"Mr. le Marchant must be a more accomplished liar than we thought," said Tuppence.
"We have a way of checking his statements," said Tommy. "He said there were people sitting at the next table whom Una knew slightly. What was their name-Oglander, that was it. We must hunt up these Oglanders and we ought also to make inquiries at Miss Drake's flat in Clarges Street."
The following morning they paid their bill and departed somewhat crestfallen.
Hunting out the Oglanders was fairly easy with the aid of the telephone book. Tuppence this time took the offensive and assumed the character of a representative of a new illustrated paper. She called on Mrs. Oglander asking for a few details of their "smart" supper party at the Savoy on Tuesday evening. These details Mrs. Oglander was only too willing to supply. Just as she was leaving Tuppence added carelessly: "Let me see, wasn't Miss Una Drake sitting at the table next you? Is it really true that she is engaged to the Duke of Perth? You know her, of course."
"I know her slightly," said Mrs. Oglander. "A very charming girl I believe. Yes, she was sitting at the next table to ours with Mr. le Marchant. My girls know her better than I do."
Tuppence's next port of call was the flat in Clarges Street.
Here she was greeted by Miss Mariory Leicester, the friend with whom Miss Drake shared a flat.
"Do tell me what all this is about?" asked Miss Leicester plaintively. "Una has some deep game on and I don't know what it is. Of course she slept here on Tuesday night."
"Did you see her when she came in?"
"No, I had gone to bed. She has got her own latch key, of course. She came in about one o'clock, I believe."
"When did you see her?"
"Oh, the next morning about nine-or perhaps it was nearer ten."
As Tuppence left the flat she almost collided with a tall, gaunt female who was entering.
"Excuse me, Miss, I'm sure," said the gaunt female.
"Do you work here?" asked Tuppence.
"Yes, Miss, I come daily."
"What time do you get here in the morning?"
"Nine o'clock is my time, Miss."
Tuppence slipped a hurried half crown into the gaunt female's hand.
"Was Miss Drake here last Tuesday morning when you arrived?"
"Why yes, Miss, indeed she was. Fast asleep in her bed and hardly woke up when I brought her in her tea."
"Oh, thank you," said Tuppence and went disconsolately down the stairs.
She had arranged to meet Tommy for lunch in a small Restaurant in Soho and there they compared notes.
"I have seen that fellow, Rice. It is quite true he did see Una Drake in the distance at Torquay."
"Well," said Tuppence, "we have checked these alibis all right. Here, give me a bit of paper and a pencil, Tommy. Let us put it down neatly like all detectives do."
1.30 Una Drake seen in Luncheon Car of train.
4 o'clock Arrives at Castle Hotel.
5 o'clock Seen by Mr. Rice.
8 o'clock Seen dining at Hotel.
9.30 Asks for hot water bottle.
11:30 Seen at Savoy with Mr. le Marchant.
7.30a.m. Called by chambermaid at Castle Hotel.
9 o'clock Called by charwoman at flat at Clarges Street.
They looked at each other.
"Well, it looks to me as if Blunt's Brilliant Detectives are beat," said Tommy.
"Oh, we mustn't give up," said Tuppence. "Somebody must be lying!"
"The queer thing is that it strikes me nobody was lying. They all seemed perfectly truthful and straightforward."
"Yet there must be a flaw. We know there is. I think of all sorts of things like private aeroplanes but that doesn't really get us any forwarder."
"I am inclined to the theory of an astral body."
"Well," said Tuppence, "the only thing to do is to sleep on it. Your subconscious works in your sleep."
"H'm," said Tommy. "If your subconscious provides you with a perfectly good answer to this riddle by tomorrow morning, I take off my hat to it."
They were very silent all that evening. Again and again Tuppence reverted to the paper of times. She wrote things on bits of paper. She murmured to herself, she sought perplexedly through Rail Guides. But in the end they both rose to go to bed with no faint glimmer of light on the problem.
"This is very disheartening," said Tommy.
"One of the most miserable evenings I have ever spent," said Tuppence.
"We ought to have gone to a Music Hall," said Tommy. "A few good jokes about mothers-in-law and twins and bottles of beer would have done us no end of good."
"No, you will see this concentration will work in the end," said Tuppence. "How busy our subconscious will have to be in the next eight hours!" And on this hopeful note they went to bed.
"Well," said Tommy next morning, "has the subconscious worked?"
"I have got an idea," said Tuppence.
"You have. What sort
of an idea?"
"Well, rather a funny idea. Not at all like anything I have ever read in detective stories. As a matter of fact it is an idea that you put into my head."
"Then it must be a good idea," said Tommy firmly. "Come on, Tuppence, out with it."
"I shall have to send a cable to verify it," said Tuppence. "No, I am not going to tell you. It's a perfectly wild idea but it's the only thing that fits the facts."
"Well," said Tommy, "I must away to the office. A roomful of disappointed clients must not wait in vain. I leave this case in the hands of my promising subordinate."
Tuppence nodded cheerfully.
She did not put in an appearance at the office all day. When Tommy returned that evening about half past five it was to find a wildly exultant Tuppence awaiting him.
"I have done it, Tommy. I have solved the mystery of the alibi. We can charge up all these half crowns and ten shilling notes and demand a substantial fee of our own from Mr. Montgomery Jones and he can go right off and collect his girl."
"What is the solution?" cried Tommy.
"A perfectly simple one," said Tuppence. "Twins."
"What do you mean?-Twins?"
"Why just that. Of course it is the only solution. I will say you put it into my head last night talking about mothers-in-law, twins, and bottles of beer. I cabled to Australia and got back the information I wanted. Una has a twin sister, Vera, who arrived in England last Monday. That is why she was able to make this bet so spontaneously. She thought it would be a frightful rag on poor Montgomery Jones. The sister went to Torquay and she stayed in London."
"Do you think she'll be terribly despondent that she's lost?" asked Tommy.
"No," said Tuppence. "I don't. I gave you my views about that before. She will put all the kudos down to Montgomery Jones. I always think respect for your husband's abilities should be the foundation of married life."
"I am glad to have inspired these sentiments in you, Tuppence."
"It is not a really satisfactory solution," said Tuppence.
"Not the ingenious sort of flaw that Inspector French would have detected."
"Nonsense," said Tommy. "I think the way I showed these photographs to the waiter in the Restaurant was exactly like Inspector French."
"He didn't have to use nearly so many half crowns and ten shilling notes as we seem to have done," said Tuppence.
"Never mind," said Tommy. "We can charge them all up with additions to Mr. Montgomery Jones. He will be in such a state of idiotic bliss that he would probably pay the most enormous bill without jibbing at it."
"So he should," said Tuppence. "Haven't Blunt's Brilliant Detectives been brilliantly successful? Oh, Tommy, I do think we are extraordinarily clever. It quite frightens me sometimes."
"The next case we have shall be a Roger Sheringham case and you, Tuppence, shall be Roger Sheringham."
"I shall have to talk a lot," said Tuppence.
"You do that naturally," said Tommy. "And now I suggest that we carry out my programme of last night and seek out a Music Hall where they have plenty of jokes about mothers-in-law, bottles of beer, and Twins."
20. The Clergyman's Daughter
"I wish," said Tuppence, roaming moodily round the office, "that we could befriend a clergyman's daughter."
"Why?" asked Tommy.
"You may have forgotten the fact, but I was once a clergyman's daughter myself. I remember what it was like. Hence this altruistic urge-this spirit of thoughtful consideration for others-this-"
"You are getting ready to be Roger Sheringham, I see," said Tommy. "If you will allow me to make a criticism, you talk quite as much as he does, but not nearly so well."
"On the contrary," said Tuppence, "there is a feminine subtlety about my conversation, a je ne sais quoi, that no gross male could ever attain to. I have, moreover, powers unknown to my prototype-do I mean prototype? Words are such uncertain things, they so often sound well but mean the opposite of what one thinks they do."
"Go on," said Tommy kindly.
"I was. I was only pausing to take breath. Touching these powers, it is my wish to-day to assist a clergyman's daughter. You will see, Tommy, the first person to enlist the aid of Blunt's Brilliant Detectives will be a clergyman's daughter."
"I'll bet you it isn't," said Tommy.
"Done," said Tuppence. "Hist! To your typewriters, Oh! Israel. One comes."
Mr. Blunt's office was humming with industry as Albert opened the door and announced:
"Miss Monica Deane."
A slender brown haired girl, rather shabbily dressed, entered and stood hesitating. Tommy came forward.
"Good-morning, Miss Deane. Won't you sit down and tell us what we can do for you? By the way, let me introduce my confidential secretary, Miss Sheringham."
"I am delighted to make your acquaintance, Miss Deane," said Tuppence. "Your father was in the Church, I think."
"Yes, he was. But how did you know that?"
"Oh! we have our methods," said Tuppence. "You mustn't mind me rattling on. Mr. Blunt likes to hear me talk. He always says it gives him ideas."
The girl stared at her. She was a slender creature, not beautiful, but possessing a wistful prettiness. She had a quantity of soft mouse-colored hair, and her eyes were dark blue and very lovely, though the dark shadows round them spoke of trouble and anxiety.
"Will you tell me your story, Miss Deane?" said Tommy.
The girl turned to him gratefully.
"It's such a long, rambling story," said the girl. "My name is Monica Deane. My father was the rector of Little Hampsley in Suffolk. He died three years ago, and my mother and I were left very badly off. I went out as a governess, but my mother became a confirmed invalid and I had to come home to look after her. We were desperately poor, but one day we received a lawyer's letter telling us that an aunt of my father's had died and had left everything to me. I had often heard of this aunt who had quarreled with my father many years ago, and I knew that she was very well off, so it really seemed that our troubles were at an end. But matters did not turn out quite as well as we had hoped. I inherited the house she had lived in, but after paying one or two small legacies, there was no money left. I suppose she must have lost it during the war, or perhaps she had been living on her capital. Still, we had the house, and almost at once we had a chance of selling it at quite an advantageous price. But, foolishly perhaps, I refused the offer. We were in tiny, but expensive lodgings, and I thought it would be much nicer to live in the Red House where my mother could have comfortable rooms and take in paying guests to cover our expenses.
"I adhered to this plan, notwithstanding a further tempting offer from the gentlemen who wanted to buy. We moved in, and I advertised for paying guests. For a time, all went well, we had several answers to our advertisement, my aunt's old servant remained on with us and she and I between us did the work of the house. And then these unaccountable things began to happen."
"What things?"
"The queerest things. The whole place seemed bewitched. Pictures fell down, crockery flew across the room and broke, one morning we came down to find all the furniture moved round. At first we thought someone was playing a practical joke, but we had to give up that explanation. Sometimes when we were all sitting down to dinner, a terrific crash would be heard overhead. We would go up and find no one there, but a piece of furniture thrown violently to the ground."
"A poltergeist," cried Tuppence, much interested.
"Yes, that's what Dr. O'Neill said-though I don't know what it means."
"It's a sort of evil spirit that plays tricks," explained Tuppence who in reality knew very little of the subject, and was not even sure that she had got the word poltergeist right.
"Well, at any rate, the effect was disastrous. Our visitors were frightened to death, and left as soon as possible. We got new ones, and they too left hurriedly. I was in despair, and, to crown all, our own tiny income ceased suddenly-the Company in which it was invested failed."
"You poor dear," said Tuppence sympathetically. "What a time you have had. Did you want Mr. Blunt to investigate this 'haunting' business?"
"Not exactly. You see, three days ago, a gentleman called upon us. His name was Dr. O'Neill. He told us that he was a member of the Society for Physical Research, and that he had heard about the curious manifestations that had taken place in our house and was much interested. So much so, that he was prepared to buy it from us, and conduct a series of experiments there."
"Well?"
"Of course, at first, I was overcome with joy. It seemed the way out of all our difficulties. But-"
"Yes?"
"Perhaps you will think me fanciful. Perhaps I am. But-oh! I'm sure I haven't made a mistake. It was the same man!"
"What same man?"
"The same man who wanted to buy it before. Oh! I'm sure I'm right."
"But why shouldn't it be?"
"You don't understand. The two men were quite different, different name and everything. The first man was quite young, a spruce dark young man of thirty odd. Dr. O'Neill is about fifty, he has a grey beard and wears glasses and stoops. But when he talked I saw a gold tooth on one side of his mouth. It only shows when he laughs. The other man had a tooth in just the same position, and then I looked at his ears. I had noticed the other man's ears, because they were a peculiar shape with hardly any lobe. Dr. O'Neill's were just the same. Both things couldn't be a coincidence, could they? I thought and thought and finally I wrote and said I would let him know in a week. I had noticed Mr. Blunt's advertisement some time ago-as a matter of fact in an old paper that lined one of the kitchen drawers. I cut it out and came up to town."
"You were quite right," said Tuppence, nodding her head with vigor. "This needs looking into."
"A very interesting case, Miss Deane," observed Tommy. "We shall be pleased to look into this for you-eh, Miss Sheringham?"
"Rather," said Tuppence, "and we'll get to the bottom of it too."
"I understand, Miss Deane," went on Tommy, "that the household consists of you and your mother and a servant. Can you give me any particulars about the servant?"
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