Flesh and Blood

by Jonathan Kellerman

  “Not much of it. They got wood and cement blocks and all kinds of garbage piled all over the place. Haven't even had a decent film shoot in months— only thing they could film right now would be a disaster movie. They might be hotshots, but someone's not making money.”

  “They?”

  “Corporate syndicate.”

  “How long's it been going on?”

  “Months. Almost a year.” He looked back at the site. “Owner died, kids inherited, squabbled, sold out to some chain seafood outfit, and they sold to some holding company. They say they're gonna preserve it, make it even better. Mostly, I see guys in suits driving in and out. Every so often they bring in a squad of Mexicans and there's some hammering and nailing for a few days, then weeks of nothing. But they keep paying me, and they don't bother the rest of us who live up there.” His thumb hooked toward the mobile homes. “Be nice, though, to have somewhere to eat out without driving to Malibu Road.”

  “Yeah,” I said, waving the twenty. “Gonna take a look, anyway. For old times’ sake.”

  “You're sure? I don't even think the Porta Potties are working.”

  “I can handle it.”

  “Wait till you're my age— Nice car. Take much maintenance?”

  “Just a bit. It's old but it works.”

  He smiled. “Like me.” He started to take the money, shook his head. “Aw, hell, forget it— someone asks you, though, you paid.”

  “Thanks.”

  “Don't thank me, just change the oil every two thousand miles and keep that thing alive.”

  * * *

  I parked south of the construction zone, well away from the heavy machinery. Gulls picked and pecked in the dirt, and a dozen more birds perched noisily atop what was left of the roof. The shingles that remained were wind-warped and salt-grayed and shit-specked. The birds looked happy enough, squawking and jockeying for space.

  I got out, righted my baseball cap, and ambled south along the cove, veering diagonally toward the waterline. Medium tide. No beach chairs like in the old days, just plenty of open, creamy sand. The ocean was even lazier than yesterday, oozing in slowly like a giant glue spill, its retreat discernible only as the gradually deepening stain of water-saturated silica. Off at the southern edge was another shack, white-frame like the guardhouse and not much larger. The blackboard bolted above the door was crowded with sloppy script in that same bright red, proclaiming, KAYAKS! SNORKELS! WET SUITS! COLD DRINKS! Rusty hasp, bolted. I kept walking. Walls of bluff rose behind me. Against the dirt stood a bank of five bright blue plastic Andy Gumps— three of the latrines marked HIMS, two, HERS. Next to the male loos was a large pile of something under layers of bright blue tarp.

  I headed toward what was left of the Paradise Cove pier. A few storm seasons ago the gangly structure had been wind-sheared in two, the juttying face washed out to sea and never replaced. Now the remains, condemned and blockaded by county chain link, were a listing, bleached skeleton, the vantage point for yet more noisy gulls and a big, solitary, dignified-looking pelican who'd distanced himself from the din.

  A squirt of light hit me full-face as I walked across splotches of yellow sand. The glare made me squint and lower the brim of my cap. False dawn in the afternoon. The flying saucer cloud bank had reversed direction— gliding out toward Japan and leaving behind a pink-pearl residue through which sun struggled to leak. The light that made it through was glossy, almost liquid— squibs of golden ointment.

  Even in this ruinous state, the cove was a glorious bit of geography. Thinking of what Tony Duke and his neighbors owned, I sighted down the coast, aiming for a glimpse of the beach estates that claimed the bluffs. But the shoreline curved sharply, and the only home I spotted was a single glass-and-wood thing on stilts, squat and aggressive, ovoid as the cloud bank.

  A door slamming from the direction of the latrines made me turn, as a voice behind me said, “Cool, huh?”

  I completed the swivel, focused on a red-tan stubbled face. A wiry, midsized man wearing only baggy red swim shorts, standing a few feet away, swinging a key chain. Fat-free torso, corded arms, knees deformed by calcium knots. Coarse peroxided hair with black roots was a crown of thorns above his narrow face. His sharp nose was crooked and zinc-whitened, and a puka shell necklace circled a gullet starting to sag. The stubble on his chin was white as the zinc. Forty, maybe older.

  “You were checking out that Starship Enterprise deal, right?” he said, eyeing the house on the sand. “Know who owns it?”

  “Who?”

  “Dave Dell.”

  “The game-show host?”

  “The game-show host and mega-gazillionaire— guy started out as an AM disc jockey, bought up Malibu land back when Lincoln was president, got himself a sweet chunk of bluff, man. He's partnering with the dudes who're doing that.” Cocking his head at the restaurant renovation. “Downtown dudes.”

  “Nice investment,” I said.

  “That's what they live for— more and more and more. Borrowing someone else's money.” He laughed. “Thing is, except for that house of his— Dell's— all those humongoid things are on bluffs and most of them got no beach at all. They got their views to China, but they don't have serious sand because of the way Paradise is shaped. Even the ones that do got some, and even at low tide, it ain't much— little squares where you can sit and watch your money wash away. 'Cause the whole damn beach is disappearing.”

  “Really?”

  “You bet, man. Inches each year, maybe more— you never heard about it?”

  “Sounds familiar,” I said. “Global warming or something. I wasn't sure it was true.”

  “Oh, it's true all right. Global warming, El Niño, La Niña, La Cucaracha, the ozone layer, all that shit. One of these days, we're gonna have this conversation from La Brea.”

  He laughed again and shook his head. The yellow thatch was salt-stiff, and it didn't vibrate. “Meanwhile, a bum like me's got all this sand for free, and they got their little private patches of nothing— You actually pay twenty bucks to come down here? Didn't Carleton tell you everything's closed up?”

  “He did, but I wanted to see it anyway.” I pointed down the coast. “Still beautiful.”

  “Yeah.” Another grin. Sly. “You're bullshitting me, man. Carleton don't charge no one no more. He and the other trailer folk are pissed about what they done to the Dollar, and I can't say I blame them, so they let anyone in free who wants to. Which isn't too many.” He shrugged, and the puka necklace rattled. “Used to be, you couldn't find a parking space and they were filming commercials all the time. Now it's El Quieto, which is fine with me. Things change and then you die. Bye, man. Enjoy.”

  As he walked away from me, I said, “I heard Tony Duke lives in one of those bluff houses.”

  He stopped, turned. “Hell, yeah. It's nothing but his type and Hollywood assholes up there.” He rubbed his chin, looked up into the sun. In the full light I saw a canker sore sprouting under his lower lip. Raw spots on his forehead glistened precancerously. “Duke's place is about five properties down. I swam by a few times, seeing if I could maybe catch a look at some of those girls he keeps there. No luck.”

  “Too bad.”

  Snort. “Like I'd know what to do if I found something.”

  “How'd you know which place is his?”

  “Easy. You can't see the house— it's set far back, like most of them. But Duke's got this wooden cable-car doohickey running along the side of his bluff. Little box on tracks that goes up and down. Everyone else has steps, but he's got that. Guess the guy's serious about leisure, like he says— wants to waste his calories on pussy, not climbing stairs. It's a cool little deal, that car, but I never seen anyone actually using it.”

  “A funicular,” I said.

  “If you say so. Other guys have gone by there too— swimming, kayaking. Especially when Duke's got a party going. Everyone wanting an eyeful of pussy, maybe catch some looker sucking dick— something you could take a picture of and send home to Mom
.” He laughed. “The gizmo's always at the top of the bluff, locked up, and when Duke's partying, there's bouncers there— big meat, like iron pumpers, standing on top of the cliff like they're waiting for someone to piss 'em off.”

  “I hear he uses off-duty cops for that.”

  “Wouldn't surprise me— even scarier, right?”

  “Right.”

  “Anyway, no one ever gets to see any girls.”

  “Does Duke throw lots of parties?”

  “He used to. Like every two months. You'd see the superstretches lined up on PCH, valets, heat lamps, caterers’ trucks, the works. But not in a long time.” He thought. “Not in a real long time— a year, maybe more. Maybe he's getting too old for it— that would be a hell of a thing, wouldn't it? Cool old dude like that, living on caviar and Viagra, surrounded by pussy but losing the desire. 'Cause it wouldn't matter how wrinkled his nut bag was and how far down it hung. There's one perfume that opens up pussy faster than Kama Sutra Love Oil.” He rubbed his index finger with his thumb and sniffed.

  “Money,” I said.

  “Eau de cash,” he assented. “Does it every time.”

  “So old Tony's on Viagra,” I said. “That a fact?”

  “I don't know if it's a fact, man, but that's what you hear. Look, the dude's got to be what— seventy, eighty, a hundred fifty? My dad used to buy his magazine. Hell, maybe the lead in his pencil still is righteous— he's got a young wife, I seen her, she comes in once in a while to the Dollar for breakfast— used to, when there was a Dollar.” He cupped his hands six inches from his chest. “Rack on her. Never looked happy, but I heard she popped a coupla kids for Old Tony.”

  “What was she unhappy about?”

  “Who knows? The dudes who used to work the parking lot said she'd style up in this very cool Expedition— black with gray trim on the bottom, big tires, righteous running boards, chrome wheels— always open her own door before they could reach her, then act pissed that they hadn't gotten there in time. Always in a big hurry. The parking dudes used to joke about that— she had to rush because the old guy needed her home by the time the Viagra kicked in. 'Cause that's the way that stuff works, you know? You drop a pill, wait for the old pecker to salute the flag, but you only got so much time to pour the pork before it's back staring at your shoes.” He lowered his hand in a long, slow flutter. “Maybe that's how the Viagra thing started—'cause she was always in a hurry. Anyway, money don't buy everything, right? Give me my sand, a few waves, and I'm styling.”

  He pinched his Adam's apple and touched the canker sore briefly. I looked for a surfboard, didn't see one.

  “You ride, huh?” I said.

  “When I can.”

  “No shape today.”

  He laughed hard. “Never any shape, here. You don't surf Paradise, man. This is work. That's my office.” Pointing to the rental shack.

  “Thought everything was closed.”

  “Hey, they pay me to show up, I show up.” He swung the key ring in a wobbly arc.

  “You open for any business at all?” I said.

  “I wouldn't snorkel out there, man. Too much silt, and a sky like this is gonna reduce your visibility to zippo.”

  “I was thinking a kayak.”

  The crooked white nose lowered as he gave me a long, appraising look. “You don't know squat about waves, but you don't have that tourist smell about you either.”

  “Tourist from L.A.,” I said. “I used to live in Malibu. Out past Leo Carrillo. Came back for old times’ sake.”

  “Over by El Pescador?”

  “Past El Pescador. Over the county line, near Neptune's Net.”

  “Livingston Beach,” he said. “Cool riding zone— prime shape— you ever try to surf?”

  “Did some boogie boarding,” I said.

  “I graduated that when I was in third grade, man. Moved right on to the heavy stuff. I was a hotdogger back in high school— got three minutes of footage in Water Demons II. Then my ears went— chronic infections, the doctor said no more. I said screw the doctor, but now my head hurts all the time no matter how much Advil I drop, so I hold down the rides to once a week. You serious about a kayak?”

  “Sure, why not?”

  He looked me up and down again. “Guess no reason. It's cold out there, but it's glass, except for the rips. Which way you gonna go?”

  “South.” I smiled. “Maybe catch a look at old Tony's place.”

  He laughed. “Figures. But don't get your hopes high.”

  He led me toward the rental shack, said, “It's a pretty easy day for paddling, but going south you are gonna be pushing against the currents. You look like you got the shoulders to handle it, but just know that, okay? We're not talking Lake Arrowhead. Also, there is some riptides along the way— small ones, but they'll bump the boat, so don't be looking for tits and ass and start getting pushed out further than you wanna be.”

  “Thanks for the advice. How much is the rental?”

  “Hold on,” he said. “Another thing: No matter how glassy it looks and how good a rower you think you are, your clothes are gonna get soaked. I tell people all the time but they never listen and sure enough they come back with their clothes all stuck to them, pissed off. Only way to stay dry is use a wet suit, man. I can rent you that too.”

  “Make it a combo,” I said. “How much?”

  He licked his lips, peeled a speck of zinc from his nose. “First I gotta unlock the place, then I gotta find a flashlight so I can check the suits, make sure there's no cracks from all the time they been sitting there. Then, I gotta check 'em for spiders and scorpions crawling in—'cause we get them, here.”

  “Scorpions?” I said. “Near the beach?”

  “Little black nasty ones. You think of 'em as desert dudes, but they're here, man, hibernating or whatever. Probably hitched a ride in on some truck from T.J. So I gotta stick my hand in and shake out the suit.”

  “I appreciate it. Exterminator fees gonna cost me too?”

  He laughed. “Well,” he said, “normally it's twenty bucks an hour for the boat, twelve for the suit, six for mask and fins, so that would be thirty-eight up front, and we usually take a driver's license for deposit.”

  “No mask and fins,” I said. “Just the boat and the suit.”

  “Your feet are gonna get cold.”

  “I can live with it.”

  “Your choice, man— okay, how long you planning on staying out? 'Cause I wasn't planning to be here all afternoon. I mean, I show up, but I don't make a big thing out of it, know what I mean?”

  “Couple of hours at the most.”

  “Couple of hours— yeah, I can handle that. So that would be sixty-four bucks, but for you, let's make it a package— say fifty-five even, and I won't even take no deposit, 'cause where the hell are you gonna go? If it's cash.”

  Wink, wink.

  “Cash it is,” I said, reaching for my wallet.

  He selected a key from the ring, slipped it into the lock on the rental shack's door. “Rusty. The ocean never stops eating— kind of freaky, idn't it? Cool, too. The ocean's gonna be here for a billion more years, and we're not. So why worry about anything?”

  * * *

  The kayaks made up the mass beneath the blue tarp, and he pulled a yellow-trimmed, white single-rider and a paddle from the shack. I stripped behind the tiny building as Norris— after I paid him he volunteered his name— readied the kayak. Standing naked and shivering in the frigid air, I double-checked the suit's neoprene sleeves and legs for creepie-crawlies. Once I slipped into the rubber sheath, the warmth was nearly immediate.

  “Hey,” said Norris, as I emerged. He was kneeling next to the boat and wiping down the interior with a filthy-looking rag. “Mr. Lloyd Bridges, man. There's a zip compartment on the left leg for your wallet and keys. You can leave the rest of your stuff in your car— cool car, by the way. Long as you get back in time, I won't steal it.” Jamming the rag in the rear pocket of his shorts, he slapped the boat's fibergla
ss flank. “Picked you a good one. You ever done this before?”

  “Yup.”

  “So you know that even when they feel like they're tipping over, they're probably not. If you wanna pick up speed, just keep that rhythm going— hand over hand. And don't let go of the paddle. It'll float, but it can get away from you, and if it does, I got to charge you.”

  We toted the kayak to the water's edge, then he eased it into the ocean and held it steady as I climbed in.

  “Go for it, man,” he said, shoving me off. “You see any serious pussy, I want to hear about it.”

  27

  THE PLACID OCEAN meant broad shallows, and I had to maintain a twenty-foot distance from the shore to keep the kayak out of sand. As I cut through the water, a weak, misty breeze washed my face. After this morning's clumsy jog, working my arms felt good, and so did being alone in the vastness of the sea.