“Good,” he answers with a sincere smile. “I’m missing my wife. My real wife.”
Thank God the duet award is scheduled early, as is Dad and Colin’s performance. I’m exhausted and can’t imagine making it through another hour, much less the entire three-hour ceremony.
But Colin and Dad are the first to perform, and they kill it onstage. The fact that a country singer would enlist C-Mello for his album speaks volumes to the iconic status Dad has managed to achieve in all parts of the music world. But the tall and lanky blond singer matches Dad swagger for swagger, strutting across the stage with the neck of his fiddle in one hand and performing hype man duties as my dad spits out his verse.
I come to my feet, goosebumps rising on my arms, when they take on the last chorus together, their well-known voices caterwauling and crooning in perfect harmony until auto-tune takes over the last note, echoing their voices out across the crowd as the song finishes.
Fatigue forgotten, I clap and wolf-whistle along with the rest of the Rap Star Wives cast as Colin and Dad wave and touch hands with the cheering crowd of concert goers below their feet.
Dad looks so happy on stage, being adored by fans. And even though I don’t want anything else to do with this circus my family calls a life, I hope he gets what he wants. That the drama I provided is enough to get the contract renewal he’s hoping for.
As if sensing my good wishes, he finds me in the seats and points to me. I blow back kisses I know he can’t see, but will treasure later on camera.
Yeah, we’re a very strange and crazy family, I think after sinking back into my seat. But there’s one thing Rap Stars Wives got right about us from the beginning: we truly love each other and I could not be more proud of my dad.
“That wasn’t half bad, Doc.” Woods murmurs in my ear before kissing my temple.
Flashes go off, and I can tell the photogs are eating this up, along with the two close-up cameras that panned across the audience to get our reaction shots to Dad and Colin’s performance. Sandy will definitely be pulling this footage from the network’s camera feed. And if the show plays their contacts right, the pic of Woods kissing me in his patented way will appear between the covers of at least a few gossip rags on Tuesday. I can almost see the headline now, “Secretly Married to a Mysterious Hottie!”
And though I thought I’d become used to being watched in this way, my muscles tense under all the camera attention. I love the way Woods treasures me, but I hate sharing the real us so openly. A feeling of wanting to get out of here and on the road to Seattle overtakes me. And my heart aches with the wish that we could hide together. Somewhere where no photogs or backwoods motorcycle gangs or reality show producers will ever look for us.
So it comes as a huge relief when I’m back on my feet ten minutes later. This time jumping up and down as I cheer Dad and Colin’s Best Duet win.
As soon as they walk off stage with their golden microphones, I tell Woods, “I’m tired. Mind if we go home?”
This much is true. I’m barely standing in my heels at this point, but thanks to all my TV training, I know to keep the smile on my face to prevent the possibility of a picture being taken that could be used for an “On the Edge of a Nervous Breakdown?” story.
“Not at all, Doc.” He doesn’t have any camera training, so he looks down at me with sincere worry which I’m pretty sure will be construed by at least one blog as “Trouble in Paradise?”
No longer caring about my makeup, I grab ahold of his Prada and close the distance between our mouths to give him a kiss.
“I’m sorry for dragging you into all this craziness,” I whisper as I wipe off all the purple I left behind on his lips with my thumb.
But before he can answer, my special phone rings directly to the smart watch I’m wearing as part of a branding agreement with the show.
It’s Sandy.
“Showtime,” her message says. “Colin Fairgood wants you and your man to come up to his suite for celebration drinks.”
I sigh, not really wanting to go, but I did promise Woods I’d introduce him to Colin. And it is my last show…
“Okay,” I say, rallying. “First we need to go up to the hotel and then you need to take me home and put me underneath you. Is that okay?”
He frowns. “There’s a whole theater and a hotel in this mall?”
I can only grin at his befuddlement and say for the second time that day, “Welcome to L.A.”
Chapter Twenty-Four
I think people must assume I’m presenting because no one even attempts to stop us as we walk to the set of elevators that will take us directly up to the penthouse suites on the top floor. Or maybe it’s because a couple of guys from Devil Riders, VMH’s popular unscripted show about a southern motorcycle gang, are right behind us. As per usual, they haven’t bothered to get dressed up, or even attend the awards show, and they cut quite an intimidating picture in their leathers and denim as they crowd into the elevator with us.
At least they do until one of them says, “Hey, Nitra! Congrats on your old man’s win.”
“Thanks,” I answer as we get off the elevator. “We’re going to celebrate with them now.”
“We ain’t got nothing to celebrate ourselves,” Jake Nicholl, the show’s handsome young star says, grinning at me. “But I’m sure we’ll figure something out after a couple of drinks.”
I chuckle. “I’m sure you will.”
The show’s cast is known for their hard partying ways. I imagine there will be stories to tell when they’re done at VMH’s after-party, which is already thumping with Colin and Dad’s song when we get upstairs.
“You coming?” Jake asks, eyeing my dress appreciatively as we file out of the elevator.
Even if Colin didn’t have his own suite, I would have turned down the invitation. I can tell by the way Woods loops an arm around my shoulder and eyes Jake hard that he’s not one of those L.A. guys who gets any sort of kick out of famous guys ogling his woman.
I clasp Woods’ hand, reassuring him without words as I say out loud, “My husband and I have another party to go to, but have fun!”
“I most definitely will,” Jake assures me with a wicked grin, and I have a feeling he’ll be on to the next girl within the next five minutes. “Congrats, brother,” he says, nodding at Woods.
Woods doesn’t answer him, just asks, “Which one we going to?” when the bikers are out of earshot.
As if in response to his question, a huge bodyguard standing in front of a door on the other side of the carpeted courtyard calls out to us, “Miss Mello, right this way. Fairgood’s expecting you.”
We walk over, only to be taken by surprise when, instead of stepping aside to let us through the penthouse suite’s doors, the bodyguard pats Woods down without any warning.
“Hey, sir,” I protest on Woods behalf. “Colin invited us up here.”
If I’m expecting any remorse from the guard, I don’t get it. He just stone-faces Woods and says, “Alright, you can go on in. But you start something with my boy and I’m going to end it. Understand, son?”
My eyes widen. Did he seriously just threaten my husband?
But Woods just crooks his head to the side as if he’s nothing but amused by the guard’s words.
“I’m not your son, sir. But yeah, sure, I understand,” he says in a way that makes me feel like he’s merely humoring the much larger man.
The guard grunts, but finally steps aside so we can walk through the door.
Weird, I think as we go in. Colin’s is the only door with a guard. Even the network party seems to think the security downstairs is enough to handle any would-be party crashers.
Still, I school my face into my best Nitra Mello when I see Colin waiting for us in the suite’s sitting area. “You won, bitch! You won!!!” I call out like we’re old friends, as opposed to people who have met exactly once for, like, two seconds at a Grammy party over seven years ago.
But I know Colin. He makes Blake Shelton look
like he’s never seen a camera before, and I imagine he’ll embrace me warmly and say something about how I’m all grown up now.
Yet I stop short inside the aggressively modern suite with its “fuck you poor people” views of Hollywood. The large suite is as beautiful as you’d expect…but save for one person, it’s completely empty.
“Hello, Nitra,” says Colin. The only person here.
“Hi,” I answer, still looking around the suite. Not understanding at all. “Where’s my dad?” I ask Colin.
“At the network party,” he answers. “So’s my wife. I told them to meet me there later.”
That’s when his eyes shift from me to Woods. “I didn’t want to do this any place but in private.”
Oooh-kay, I think as his words sink in and Woods’ hands fall out of mine.
I’d heard rumors that Colin kept his relationships out of the press before he got married because he was super kinky. And now I’m wondering how I can explain this situation to Woods without it ending in a fight.
“Listen,” I say to Colin. “I know there’s still a lot of confusion going around after I kissed Dyana in that one episode. But that was just for show. I’m not into threesomes or swinging or whatever it is you thought I might be good for when you had Sandy arrange this, ah…” I’m not sure what to call it now, so I settle for, “meeting.”
“That was a good episode,” Colin says, an appreciative note tinting his voice, “But I didn’t invite you up here to have sex with you.”
Woods’ expression goes from hard to granite, and my eyes widen as I say, “Oh, you want to…?” I look from Colin to Woods and grimace because they’re both so ridic hot, I have to admit if it were anyone but my husband involved in this hypothetical, I’d be crazy turned on by the thought of them going at it right now.
But since this is my Woods he’s talking about, I say, “Oh no, Colin. This isn’t a Terrell situation. Woods doesn’t swing that way.”
Then I rush into a formal introduction so we can change the subject. “This is my husband, Woods,” I say to Colin. “He’s a really big fan of yours…” Then I trail off yet again, because oops, yeah I heard it.
“Of your music,” I quickly edit. “He’s a really big fan of your music.”
But instead of taking the compliment, Colin’s eyes go all squinty and angry on Woods. “You really going to do this, man?” he asks. “How far are you willing to take this?”
“What do you mean?” I ask, looking between Woods and Colin with real alarm.
“He’s old,” Woods says.
His voice is quiet. But the two words erupt inside the room, blowing up my initial perception of the situation as I realize Colin knows who Woods is. He knows him.
But Colin jerks his head back as if Woods has physically punched him, “Okay, first you have the nerve to show up here, and now you’re calling me old?!”
“No, that’s just the way he talks,” I answer for Woods. “Because of a very long and involved story. But him calling you ‘old’ is actually a good thing, because you’re the first person he’s met that he’s actually said that about. And, oh my gosh…!”
I grab my almost-husband’s hand and say, “He actually knows who you are! Like in real life. Maybe that’s why you were playing his song on the guitar.”
“Stop right there,” Colin says, holding up one hand to me while he says to Woods, “You been playing a song of mine on the guitar? Why the hell would you be doing that?!”
And at that point I have to ask Colin, “Um, are you and Woods some kind of rivals? Did he win some award you really wanted or something?”
Truth is, save for the crossover acts, I don’t know a ton about country other than the indisputable fact that Dolly Parton is a national treasure. But I’m well aware of how vicious the music business can be even when it’s served up in a baseball hat and plaid shirt. And right now, I doubt Colin has a gun on him, but I can definitely see he and Woods—or whoever Woods used to be—have some major beef.
But Colin continues to glare at Woods as he says, “No, he ain’t my rival, he’s my half-brother. And by the way, I don’t know what lies he’s told you in order to get this close to me, but his name ain’t Woods. It’s Dixon. Dixon Fairgood.”
Chapter Twenty-Five
Dixon Fairgood. We finally had a name. And that’s wonderful. Even if neither Colin nor Woods—no, Dixon—seem to think so at the moment.
The two are staring each other down like a rap battle is about to go off, but I can totally see the resemblance now that I’m looking for it. Colin’s more muscular, but they’re both around the same height with the same lanky build. Also, they have the same set of crystal blue eyes.
However while Woods’, uh, Dixon’s are completely cold, Colin’s are glittering with red-hot hate.
“Why are you here?” Colin demands, his voice harsh.
“I don’t like you,” Dixon realizes this out loud, in a way I’ve become familiar with. But Colin reacts like his half-brother straight stepped to him.
“You think I care what you think of me, Dixon?” he demands, stepping towards the man I’m assuming is his younger brother in the time-honored tradition of men getting all the way up in each other’s faces. “You think I won’t have my security guard beat you within an inch of your life if you ever try to come anywhere near me and mine again, you piece of shit?” he demands. “I already told you lot how I feel about you coming near me. And I think my choice of life partner ought to have cemented my position on these matters loud and clear. Although, obviously you’re snake enough to trick this poor girl into bringing you here—”
“Wait, wait, wait!” I say, squeezing between them and putting a hand on each of their chests.
“I don’t know what you think is going on here or what’s gone down between you in the past, but Woods—I mean, Dixon—has amnesia. He didn’t lie to me about his name. He’s never lied to me.”
But Colin shakes his head at me. “What? No. He lied to you.”
Exasperated, I ask, “Do you watch Rap Star Wives for real? Or was that just a joke you were making earlier?”
Colin squints in a manner so similar to Woods, it’s a wonder I didn’t recognize them as kin from the door. Then he admits, “Maybe an episode or two. My wife loves that show.”
I don’t bother to tell him we have a near 50% male viewer share and only a few percentage points worth are actually unabashed gay male fans. The rest are men who claim to only be watching the show because their wives or girlfriends do.
Instead, I continue with my explanation. “So then you know I’ve been in West Virginia for the last few years, and now I’m a doctor in real life. I know it sounds crazy, but I swear it’s true. I met your half-brother at the hospital where I work. He has a severe case of amnesia. I swear to you he does not know who you are to him, and he really doesn’t remember whatever caused this beef between you two. So please, I need you to set aside whatever happened and tell him exactly who he is. Right now.”
Colin shakes his head in denial. But then he gives me a considering look—again so similar to Dixon’s I feel a chill go down my spine. And my words must sink in, because eventually his face softens as he asks, “Dixon, is this true, man? Do you really have amnesia or is this some elaborate scheme Uncle Fred put together?”
Dixon steps forward, tucking me under his arm. Despite his confusion, his first priority still seems to be protecting me, even now.
“Yeah, it’s true,” he answers, voice cold. “I get that you don’t like me and I don’t like you. That’s old. But I can’t remember the reason.”
Now Colin looks down at me, his eyes wide. “And, oh hell, is the rest of what they’ve been saying all night true, too? You married—actually married Nitra fucking Mello?”
Okay, I get that to just about everyone in the entire world who’s ever seen an episode of Rap Star Wives, I’m not exactly a catch. But I feel compelled to point out to Colin, “You know that’s not the real me. Your half-brother is now m
arried to a doctor with nothing but good intentions toward everyone she meets. Nitra Mello is a character I play on a TV show.”
But Colin scrapes two hands through his hair and says, “Oh hell, Dixon. I can’t even wrap my mind around what is happening here.”
Something is wrong, I realize from inside Dixon’s arm. I wasn’t expecting Colin to be like, “Okay, yeah, I get it. That’s cool.” But there’s something a little outsized and a lot off about his reaction.
And only my medical training keeps my voice level as I ask, “Seriously, can you please just tell us, Colin? What the hell is going on here? Why are you so upset about—?”
My many questions are interrupted by the sound of loud voices outside.
“What the…?”
But both Colin and Dixon must recognize the voice of whoever is yelling at Colin’s bodyguard, because Dixon grits out an, “Old” just as Colin says. “Oh, fucking hell…”
He turns to Dixon with an apologetic look. “I didn’t think. When I saw you down there, I called Mason and left him a voicemail, telling him off. But he must have already been in the area if he got here this quick.”
I’m a reality star, but at that moment, I feel like I’ve switched genres. Listening to both Colin and the commotion outside the door, I find myself shaking my head in horror.
The yelling cuts off abruptly, followed by the unmistakable dull smack of fist against skin.
“Fuck,” Dixon says, then, “Doc, get behind me.”
“Me too,” Colin says grimly as he comes to stand beside his half-brother.
But before I can even consider doing as they say, the door bangs open, admitting two men dressed in sleeveless leather motorcycle jackets, black jeans, and long-sleeved tees. In what feels like a strange recasting of the West Virginia diner showdown, one is stocky and older, with a full head of gray hair. He immediately puts me in mind of a rattlesnake with his weathered skin and mean glare. But he doesn’t scare me nearly as much as the younger one.
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