by Brian Aldiss
‘We should get you into the hospital now.’
‘What in hell could they do? Did you figure out any way to control them? I mean, they’re my own cells.’
‘I’ve been thinking. We could starve them. Find out what metabolic differences –’
‘I’m not sure I want to be rid of them,’ Vergil said. ‘They’re not doing any harm.’
‘How do you know?’
He shook his head and held up one finger. ‘Wait. They’re trying to figure out what space is. That’s tough for them. They break distances down into concentrations of chemicals. For them, space is like intensity of taste.’
‘Vergil –’
‘Listen! Think, Edward!’ His tone was excited but even. ‘Observe! Something big is happening inside me. They talk to one another across the fluid, through membranes. They tailor something – viruses? – to carry data stored in nucleic acid chains. I think they’re saying “RNA.” That makes sense. That’s one way I programmed them. But plasmid-like structures, too. Maybe that’s what your machines think is a sign of infection – all their chattering in my blood, packets of data. Tastes of other individuals. Peers. Superiors. Subordinates.’
‘Vergil, I’m listening, but I still think you should be in a hospital.’
‘This is my show, Edward,’ he said. ‘I’m their universe. They’re amazed by the new scale.’ He was quiet again for a time. I squatted by his chair and pulled up the sleeve to his robe. His arm was crisscrossed with white lines. I was about to go to the phone and call for an ambulance when he stood and stretched. ‘Do you realize,’ he said, ‘how many body cells we kill each time we move?’
‘I’m going to call for an ambulance,’ I said.
‘No, you aren’t.’ His tone stopped me. ‘I told you, I’m not sick; this is my show. Do you know what they’d do to me in a hospital? They’d be like cavemen trying to fix a computer the same way they fix a stone ax. It would be a farce.’
‘Then what the hell am I doing here?’ I asked, getting angry. ‘I can’t do anything. I’m one of those cavemen.’
‘You’re a friend,’ Vergil said, fixing his eyes on me. I had the impression I was being watched by more than just Vergil. ‘I want you here to keep me company.’ He laughed. ‘But I’m not exactly alone.’
He walked around the apartment for two hours, fingering things, looking out windows, making himself lunch slowly and methodically. ‘You know, they can actually feel their own thoughts,’ he said about noon. ‘I mean, the cytoplasm seems to have a will of its own, a kind of subconscious life counter to the rationality they’ve only recently acquired. They hear the chemical “noise” or whatever of the molecules fitting and unfitting inside.’
At two o’clock, I called Gail to tell her I would be late. I was almost sick with tension but I tried to keep my voice level. ‘Remember Vergil Ulam? I’m talking with him right now.’
‘Everything okay?’ she asked.
Was it? Decidedly not. ‘Fine,’ I said.
‘Culture!’ Vergil said, peering around the kitchen wall at me. I said good-bye and hung up the phone. ‘They’re always swimming in that bath of information. Contributing to it. It’s a kind of gestalt thing, whatever. The hierarchy is absolute. They send tailored phages after cells that don’t interact properly. Viruses specified to individuals or groups. No escape. One gets pierced by the virus, the cell blebs outward, it explodes and dissolves. But it’s not just a dictatorship, I think they effectively have more freedom than in a democracy. I mean, they vary so differently from individual to individual. Does that make sense? They vary in different ways than we do.’
‘Hold it,’ I said, gripping his shoulders. ‘Vergil, you’re pushing me close to the edge. I can’t take this much longer. I don’t understand, I’m not sure I believe –’
‘Not even now?’
‘Okay, let’s say you’re giving me the, the right interpretation. Giving it to me straight. The whole thing’s true. Have you bothered to figure out all the consequences yet? What all this means, where it might lead?’
He walked into the kitchen and drew a glass of water from the tap, then returned and stood next to me. His expression had changed from childish absorption to sober concern. ‘I’ve never been very good at that.’
‘Aren’t you afraid?’
‘I was. Now I’m not sure.’ He fingered the tie of his robe. ‘Look, I don’t want you to think I went around you, over your head or something. But I met with Michael Bernard yesterday. He put me through his private clinic, took specimens. Told me to quit the lamp treatments. He called this morning, just before you did. He says it all checks out. And he asked me not to tell anybody.’ He paused and his expression became dreamy again. ‘Cities of cells,’ he continued. ‘Edward, they push pili-like tubes through the tissues, spread information –’
‘Stop it!’ I shouted. ‘Checks out? What checks out?’
‘As Bernard puts it, I have “severely enlarged macrophages” throughout my system. And he concurs on the anatomical changes. So it’s not just our common delusion.’
‘What does he plan to do?’
‘I don’t know. I think he’ll probably convince Genetron to reopen the lab.’
‘Is that what you want?’
‘It’s not just having the lab again. I want to show you. Since I stopped the lamp treatments. I’m still changing.’ He undid his robe and let it slide to the floor. All over his body, his skin was crisscrossed with white lines. Along his back, the lines were starting to form ridges.
‘My God,’ I said.
‘I’m not going to be much good anywhere else but the lab soon. I won’t be able to go out in public. Hospitals wouldn’t know what to do, as I said.’
‘You’re… you can talk to them, tell them to slow down,’ I said, aware how ridiculous that sounded.
‘Yes, indeed I can, but they don’t necessarily listen.’
‘I thought you were their god or something.’
‘The ones hooked up to my neurons aren’t the big wheels. They’re researchers, or at least serve the same function. They know I’m here, what I am, but that doesn’t mean they’ve convinced the upper levels of the hierarchy.’
‘They’re disputing?’
‘Something like that. It’s not all that bad, anyway. If the lab is reopened, I have a home, a place to work.’ He glanced out the window, as if looking for someone. ‘I don’t have anything left but them. They aren’t afraid, Edward. I’ve never felt so close to anything before.’ The beatific smile again. ‘I’m responsible for them. Mother to them all.’
‘You have no way of knowing what they’re going to do.’
He shook his head.
‘No, I mean it. You say they’re like a civilization –’
‘Like a thousand civilizations.’
‘Yes, and civilizations have been known to screw up. Warfare, the environment –’
I was grasping at straws, trying to restrain a growing panic. I wasn’t competent to handle the enormity of what was happening. Neither was Vergil. He was the last person I would have called insightful and wise about large issues.
‘But I’m the only one at risk.’
‘You don’t know that. Jesus, Vergil, look what they’re doing to you!’
‘To me, all to me!’ he said. ‘Nobody else.’
I shook my head and held up my hands in a gesture of defeat. ‘Okay, so Bernard gets them to reopen the lab, you move in, become a guinea pig. What then?’
‘They treat me right. I’m more than just good old Vergil Ulam now. I’m a goddamned galaxy, a super-mother.’
‘Super-host, you mean.’ He conceded the point with a shrug.
I couldn’t take any more. I made my exit with a few flimsy excuses, then sat in the lobby of the apartment building, trying to calm down. Somebody had to talk some sense into him. Who would he listen to? He had gone to Bernard…
And it sounded as if Bernard was not only convinced, but very interested. People of Bernard’s sta
ture didn’t coax the Vergil Ulams of the world along, not unless they felt it was to their advantage.
I had a hunch, and I decided to play it. I went to a pay phone, slipped in my credit card, and called Genetron.
‘I’d like you to page Dr Michael Bernard,’ I told the receptionist.
‘Who’s calling, please?’
‘This is his answering service. We have an emergency call and his beeper doesn’t seem to be working.’
A few anxious minutes later, Bernard came on the line. ‘Who the hell is this?’ he asked quietly. ‘I don’t have an answering service.’
‘My name is Edward Milligan. I’m a friend of Vergil Ulam’s. I think we have some problems to discuss.’
We made an appointment to talk the next morning.
I went home and tried to think of excuses to keep me off the next day’s hospital shift. I couldn’t concentrate on medicine, couldn’t give my patients anywhere near the attention they deserved.
Guilty, anxious, angry, afraid.
That was how Gail found me. I slipped on a mask of calm and we fixed dinner together. After eating, we watched the city lights come on in late twilight through the bayside window, holding on to each other. Odd winter starlings pecked at the yellow lawn in the last few minutes of light, then flew away with a rising wind which made the windows rattle.
‘Something’s wrong,’ Gail said softly. ‘Are you going to tell me, or just act like everything’s normal?’
‘It’s just me,’ I said. ‘Nervous. Work at the hospital.’
‘Oh, lord,’ she said, sitting up. ‘You’re going to divorce me for that Baker woman.’ Mrs Baker weighed three hundred and sixty pounds and hadn’t known she was pregnant until her fifth month.
‘No,’ I said, listless.
‘Rapturous relief,’ Gail said, touching my forehead lightly. ‘You know this kind of introspection drives me crazy.’
‘Well, it’s nothing I can talk about yet, so…’ I patted her hand.
‘That’s disgustingly patronizing,’ she said, getting up. ‘I’m going to make some tea. Want some?’ Now she was miffed, and I was tense with not telling.
Why not just reveal all? I asked myself. An old friend of mine was turning himself into a galaxy.
I cleared away the table instead. That night, unable to sleep, I looked down on Gail in bed from my sitting position, pillow against the wall, and tried to determine what I knew was real, and what wasn’t.
I’m a doctor, I told myself. A technical, scientific profession. I’m supposed to be immune to things like future shock.
Vergil Ulam was turning into a galaxy.
How would it feel to be topped off with a trillion Chinese? I grinned in the dark, and almost cried at the same time. What Vergil had inside him was unimaginably stranger than Chinese. Stranger than anything I – or Vergil – could easily understand. Perhaps ever understand.
But I knew what was real. The bedroom, the city lights faint through gauze curtains. Gail sleeping. Very important. Gail, in bed, sleeping.
The dream came again. This time the city came in through the window and attacked Gail. It was a great, spiky lighted-up prowler and it growled in a language I couldn’t understand, made up of auto horns, crowded noises, construction bedlam. I tried to fight it off, but it got to her – and turned into a drift of stars, sprinkling all over the bed, all over everything. I jerked awake and stayed up until dawn, dressed with Gail, kissed her, savored the reality of her human, unviolated lips.
And went to meet with Bernard. He had been loaned a suite in a big downtown hospital; I rode the elevator to the sixth floor, and saw what fame and fortune could mean.
The suite was tastefully furnished, fine serigraphs on wood-paneled walls, chrome and glass furniture, cream-colored carpet, Chinese brass, and wormwood-grain cabinets and tables.
He offered me a cup of coffee, and I accepted. He took a seat in the breakfast nook, and I sat across from him, cradling my cup in moist palms. He was dapper, wearing a gray suit; had graying hair and a sharp profile. He was in his mid-sixties and he looked quite a bit like Leonard Bernstein.
‘About our mutual acquaintance,’ he said. ‘Mr Ulam. Brilliant. And, I won’t hesitate to say, courageous.’
‘He’s my friend. I’m worried about him.’
Bernard held up one finger. ‘Courageous – and a bloody damned fool. What’s happening to him should never have been allowed. He may have done it under duress, but that’s no excuse. Still, what’s done is done. He’s talked to you, I take it.’
I nodded. ‘He wants to return to Genetron.’
‘Of course. That’s where all his equipment is. Where his home probably will be while we sort this out.’
‘Sort it out – how? What use is it?’ I wasn’t thinking too clearly. I had a slight headache.
‘I can think of a large number of uses for small, super-dense computer elements with a biological base. Can’t you? Genetron has already made breakthroughs, but this is something else again.’
‘What do you envision?’
Bernard smiled. ‘I’m not really at liberty to say. It’ll be revolutionary. We’ll have to get him in lab conditions. Animal experiments have to be conducted. We’ll have to start from scratch, of course. Vergil’s… um… colonies can’t be transferred. They’re based on his white blood cells. So we have to develop colonies that won’t trigger immune reactions to other animals.’
‘Like an infection?’ I asked.
‘I suppose there are comparisons. But Vergil is not infected.’
‘My tests indicate he is.’
‘That’s probably the bits of data floating around in his blood, don’t you think?’
‘I don’t know.’
‘Listen, I’d like you to come down to the lab after Vergil is settled in. Your expertise might be useful to us.’
Us. He was working with Genetron hand in glove. Could he be objective? ‘How will you benefit from all this?’
‘Edward, I have always been at the forefront of my profession. I see no reason why I shouldn’t be helping here. With my knowledge of brain and nerve functions, and the research I’ve been conducting in neurophysiology –’
‘You could help Genetron hold off an investigation by the government,’ I said.
‘That’s being very blunt. Too blunt, and unfair.’
‘Perhaps. Anyway, yes. I’d like to visit the lab when Vergil’s settled in. If I’m still welcome, bluntness and all.’ He looked at me sharply. I wouldn’t be playing on his team; for a moment, his thoughts were almost nakedly apparent.
‘Of course,’ Bernard said, rising with me. He reached out to shake my hand. His palm was damp. He was as nervous as I was, even if he didn’t look it.
I returned to my apartment and stayed there until noon, reading, trying to sort things out. Reach a decision. What was real, what I needed to protect.
There is only so much change anyone can stand. Innovation, yes, but slow application. Don’t force. Everyone has the right to stay the same until they decide otherwise.
The greatest thing in science since…
And Bernard would force it. Genetron would force it. I couldn’t handle the thought. ‘Neo-Luddite,’ I said to myself. A filthy accusation.
When I pressed Vergil’s number on the building security panel, Vergil answered almost immediately. ‘Yeah,’ he said. He sounded exhilarated now. ‘Come on up. I’ll be in the bathroom. Door’s unlocked.’
I entered his apartment and walked through the hallway to the bathroom. Vergil was in the tub, up to his neck in pinkish water. He smiled vaguely at me and splashed his hands. ‘Looks like I slit my wrists, doesn’t it?’ he said softly. ‘Don’t worry. Everything’s fine now. Genetron’s going to take me back. Bernard just called.’ He pointed to the bathroom phone and intercom.
I sat down on the toilet and noticed the sun lamp fixture standing unplugged next to the linen cabinets. The bulbs sat in a row on the edge of the sink counter. ‘You’re sure that
’s what you want,’ I said, my shoulders slumping.
‘Yeah, I think so,’ he said. ‘They can take better care of me. I’m getting cleaned up, go over there this evening. Bernard’s picking me up in his limo. Style. From here on in, everything’s style.’
The pinkish color in the water didn’t look like soap. ‘Is that bubble bath?’ I asked. Some of it came to me in a rush then and I felt a little weaker: what had occurred to me was just one more obvious and necessary insanity.
‘No,’ Vergil said. I knew that already.
‘No,’ he repeated, ‘it’s coming from my skin. They’re not telling me everything, but I think they’re sending out scouts. Astronauts.’ He looked at me with an expression that didn’t quite equal concern; more like curiosity as to how I’d take it.
The confirmation made my stomach muscles tighten as if waiting for a punch. I had never even considered the possibility until now, perhaps because I had been concentrating on other aspects. ‘Is this the first time?’ I asked.
‘Yeah,’ he said. He laughed. ‘I’ve half a mind to let the little buggers down the drain. Let them find out what the world’s really about.’
‘They’d go everywhere,’ I said.
‘Sure enough.’
‘How… how are you feeling?’
‘I’m feeling pretty good now. Must be billions of them.’ More splashing with his hands. ‘What do you think? Should I let the buggers out?’
Quickly, hardly thinking, I knelt down beside the tub. My fingers went for the cord on the sun lamp and I plugged it in. He had hot-wired doorknobs, turned my piss blue, played a thousand dumb practical jokes and never grown up, never grown mature enough to understand that he was just brilliant enough to really affect the world; he would never learn caution.
He reached for the drain knob. ‘You know, Edward, I –’
He never finished. I picked up the fixture and dropped it into the tub, jumping back at the flash of steam and sparks. Vergil screamed and thrashed and jerked and then everything was still, except for the low, steady sizzle and the smoke wafting from his hair.
I lifted the toilet and vomited. Then I clenched my nose and went into the living room. My legs went out from under me and I sat abruptly on the couch.