sorry, this application has been closed. in order to avoid repeating this error, you must reinstall happy letters.
But the robots aren’t able to download Happy Letters or Happy Numbers either.
before the download starts, please enter the code which you see in front of you. this is necessary to confirm that you are not a robot.
They don’t have the brains to enter this code. They can’t. That’s where their name comes from.
…Someone comes diving out of a heap of dirty boxes and rags right at my feet. He strikes his forehead against the toe of my boot, rolls onto his back and lies there, looking up at me with festering eyes and arms waggling tiredly, like an upturned pet beetle. I ask automatically:
‘Are you in pain?’ But then I realise that he probably hasn’t noticed me at all.
I walk round him in a wide arc so I don’t hurt him by accident again, but he suddenly flips briskly onto his stomach, leaps up onto all fours, scampers over to me and takes a tight grip of my trouser leg.
He’s about thirteen, his face is lopsided, asymmetrical. This face seems vaguely familiar.
‘Pwease, pwease, pwease,’ he splutters and tugs at my trouser leg. ‘Mister pwanetman! Don’ tay’!’ He kneels in front of me. ‘Pwease!’
That ‘pwease’… Suddenly I recognise him.
‘Mark? Are you Mark?’
My voice, monotonous from the chatterbox, does not frighten him. He looks at me, tense and thoughtful, as if he is trying the name out on himself, then nods seriously:
‘Yeth, Ma-ak.’
In development group he could never say his name either. So he still hasn’t learned…
…They, the robots, can never get to luxury mode. In filth, in delirium, on the bare earth or on the polyethylene-cardboard floor, not clambering out from beneath the fragments and crumbs of second layer, slaves to blind instinct not knowing what they are doing, they mate and in pain do they bring forth children.
If the children are lucky and installation goes well, the socio service sends them to ordinary boarding houses. But quite often they are not lucky. There’s nothing surprising about this: in the roboslums, with the overcrowding and the residents’ poor health, they die and mate practically constantly; the whole place is like a hideous parody of the Festival for Assisting Nature… Thus the robots are reborn as robots and remain in the slums. If the children can hold first layer, they visit the natural development group. Like the one I visited. And Mark too.
Our teacher said that the group is a chance to break out of the slums and become a fully fledged part of the Living. She said: if you can hold first layer, you can take up a useful and necessary profession. For instance, you could become a toilet cleaner or a bin man, or go to work at the filling station or take dung from the farm or skin the corpses. Mark wanted to work at the farm….
Only very few manage to break out of the slums. The slums drag you down. And first layer becomes a pale memory.
That said, Mark can hold first layer pretty well.
‘…Pwease! Don’ take ’er! Iss, iss, iss her birfday today, mummy is stiw young! She don’ need to go to festival!’
I wonder whether I should turn off the recording function on my chatterbox, but no, that would arouse the suspicion of the SPO. I didn’t record anything for an hour already back in the zoo. So I ask strictly:
‘How old is she?’
‘I don’t remember.’
‘Her name?’
‘I don’ remember.’ Mark shakes his head. ‘I don’ remember. She don’t remember either.’
I go through the database of today’s compulsories in this area. There are five of them, of which three are women, but none of them is Mark’s biological mother.
‘Not today,’ I state. ‘It is not her turn today.’
Mark smiles, revealing his dirty teeth, and starts jerking his head strangely – either trying to bow to me, or trying to create something in his pathetic second layer. I turn around and walk off.
please wait, conversation currently being processed… interlocutor mark, perhaps, manifested signs of perverted attachment to a Darling
interlocutor mark, perhaps, is suffering from psychic distress
officer ef, would you like to report this to the Psychological Service for Assisting the Population?
yes no
caution! PSAP strongly recommends that citizens inform them about all instances of psychological deviation
do you want to report this deviation to the Psychological Service for Assisting the Population?
yes no
caution! the roboslums are considered psychologically unsound. information you provide could be important for statistics.
do you want to provide information?
yes no
caution! persons with perverted attachment to their Darlings often belong to the ‘Familials’, a radical group. This group is a threat to the peace and harmony of the Living. Your inaction is not rational. As an SPO officer you must send an alarm signal to the PSAP.
please wait… automatic alarm signal is being sent…
…complete.
thank you for your vigilance!
I’ve got fairly far by the time Mark calls to me.
‘What is she called?’ he cries. ‘What is my mummy called? Maak wants to remember!’
I look in the database. It’s all I can do for him now. In the next three hours a team from the Psychological Service is going to come and pay him a visit.
‘Your mother is called Rosa,’ I say. ‘A beautiful name.’
I keep going, trying not to think about Mark, about what I have just done to him.
Right in the very centre of the slums a naked robot, aged about forty, with a peaceful face and, strange as this may seem, showing no signs of degeneration, is sitting in the middle of the road in the lotus position. He is thin and all angular like a mantis. His eyes are wide open. For some reason I am reminded of Cracker.
To my own surprise I lean over him and clap loudly a couple of centimetres from his face. He doesn’t blink. Not even the slightest movement of his facial muscles…
…They say that, in addition to the robots, the slums are also home to ‘drowners’. They are divers, socio geniuses, who have reached the deepest, twelfth layer and have remained in the depths, either willingly or because they are unable to withstand the pressure. They say that when this happens all the drowner’s surface layers are destroyed. So there is no way of telling the difference between a drowner and an ordinary robot… So they say. But those are just rumours. A legend which is impossible to verify. No one knows if twelfth layer exists or if drowners even exist. Because only they can get so deep.
Well, except the members of the Council of Eight.
And, maybe, Cracker.
My friend Cracker, the best diver in the world.
Zero
The second time it was the entomologist.
Half a year had passed since Fox had led me to the Special Unit to see Cracker’s motionless body and then nearly done himself in. Back then I had had to go up to the guard and ask him to call a doctor; they only just managed to resuscitate him. When he came to he could not explain how and why he had ended up on the Blacklisters’ level. He stared at me in surprise and licked his dirty lips spitefully. The cameras didn’t help either: there was a spontaneous recording malfunction. The only witness, the guard, confirmed that Fox had come of his own will and had even insisted on visiting his ‘sick friend’. They diagnosed it as ‘over-exhaustion’. His song became a hit on FreakTube.
His health soon improved, and only once, a few months after the incident in the Special Unit, did Foxcub have another small attack. He was found unconscious on the Available Terrace.
And on that same day I found something else there on the terrace. In the box with the paper rubbish: I was asking everyone to throw any unwanted cellulose in there – envelopes, used tissues, sweet wrappers or unwanted draft letters for Renaissance, so they could be used as feed for m
y termite… On that evening, when Foxcub collapsed in a faint, I fished out of the box a piece of paper folded over three times, with two skewed, uneven diagrams full of uncertain, shaky lines. Under one of them something was written in pencil in the trembling handwriting of someone without Happy Fingers installed: ‘plan for getting cerebron from chatterbox’. Under the second there was: ‘plan for installing cerebron on zero’.
I was scared. I was angry at Cracker. I hated him. A crazy risk. Putting me in danger. Putting Foxcub in danger. I was drenched in warm sweat, thick like rancid oil, which smelled so strong that I thought: they’ll catch me, they’ll unmask me and they’ll put me in the Special Unit, even without figuring out what’s going on. Just because of this smell of curiosity and fear.
I decided that I should feed the drawings to my termite immediately, right that minute. But instead I tucked the drawings under my clothes. Then put them back in the box.
Using the paper feed box as a hidey-hole was typical of Cracker: ‘hide in plain sight’. It was dangerous but much less dangerous than carrying the drawings round with me.
They didn’t catch me. Either the camera had another ‘malfunction’ that day or Fox’s scrawl didn’t look suspicious to whoever processed the data.
…Half a year had passed since Fox had taken me to see motionless Cracker. In that half a year Fox had not remembered anything. In that half a year I didn’t go to the Special Unit to visit Cracker once. In that half a year I had memorized the tiniest details of the two wiggly diagrams and fed the drawings to my termite.
Half a year had passed, and the entomologist came up to me:
‘No death. Friend. Need to talk. Follow him. In silence.’
The entomologist proved to be a much more durable medium than Foxcub, and more gifted: he gave voice to Cracker’s words for a whole hour, occasionally even with expressions and gestures, and he didn’t faint – all he did was go slightly pale and try to yawn – and he left the Blacklisters’ level of his own accord. True, he didn’t turn out to be as obedient as Fox. In the middle of the ‘séance’ he even found a way of throwing Cracker out, but not for long: he just had time to ask ‘What’s going on…?’ and then collapsed back into unconsciousness.
‘His cell is resisting,’ the entomologist said through gritted teeth, jabbing his forehead. ‘Good defence system. But it is still nice to work with him. He has more functions than that cretin Foxcub. Lots of layers. Lots of possibilities. I will make him help you.’
As if not agreeing with what he was saying, the entomologist twisted his lips. There was boredom in his eyes. He opened his mouth wide and crooked and tried to yawn, but couldn’t.
The Butcher’s Son stared unhappily at us from his chamber. He wasn’t sucking a dummy anymore, not falling over, not squinting into the light and not crying. He was watching. His face was smooth with chubby cheeks and his eyes looked very old.
This time, under the correcting light, under the fixed gaze of the Son, my friend Cracker laid out his plan to me via the entomologist’s bloodless lips and twisted mouth.
The plan for my escape.
This time, when I had heard him out, I said:
‘Cracker. You are completely insane.’
‘I am a genius,’ the entomologist replied and was overcome with yawning. ‘I will work this miracle.’
He started laughing, a little gruffly, but overall realistically.
‘They will see fire.’
Cleo
…She, of course, is not to blame. They forced her. They made her like this. But it’s still a betrayal. Dog was created to love me, to entertain me and to be devoted to me. And not to spy on me. And certainly not so hypocritically. So deviously.
I force myself to look at her – and she immediately switches to play mode. She finds a ball and chases it around the room, but only for show. She doesn’t even look at the ball. Only at me. With such devoted eyes. Following me.
I send her the command heel and at that moment she charges towards my legs. She sits and cheerily cocks one ear. And waits for encouragement. The dog-owner window which pops up suggests that I choose a reward: ‘bone’, ‘squeaky toy’, ‘cheese’ or ‘sausage’. I cancel the reward. I go into the punishment menu. And I choose hit the dog.
!Caution dog-owner! You have chosen the wrong action for dog. Dog obeyed your command heel! and deserves encouragement. Dog has broken no rules and does not deserve punishment. You should now encourage dog. ‘Bone’, ‘squeaky toy’, ‘cheese’ or ‘sausage’? Hint: your dog prefers the reward ‘sausage’!
I hit her again
Incorrect
and again.
Incorrect
Dog goes back to her place dejectedly and closes her eyes.
!Caution! You have made 3 (three) basic errors in your training. Your trainer’s rating has dropped by 6 (six) points. Your dog is now depressed and distressed. If such errors are repeated, your dog will start to be afraid of you!
I start to regret hitting dog almost immediately. It’s not about the points. She isn’t to blame. Ef is to blame, that obstinate dick in the mask. ‘Unhappy with her work’. ‘Criminal character’. For the sake of all that’s living, what crime can he see here?!
Yes, I don’t agree. You could put it that way. I don’t agree with the fact that freaks like him, limited, faceless, devoid of fantasy, people like him can decide to humiliate a DISTINGUISHED scientist and smear him with mud for the only serious mistake he has made in his whole career. That guys like him can rob me of my vocation – that is definitely not the will of the Living.
Yes, I am a scientist. Yes, yes, yes, science is what I do. It has always been that way. I have dozens of discoveries, hundreds of articles, thousands of laboratory investigations to my name! How can I be anything else if my box in Renaissance is full of reports, formulae, illustrations of the cross-sections of mice, dubious hypotheses and brilliant theories, notes in the margin, bits of advice and hints, questions and answers, and all those little notes – ‘do not forget’, ‘consider’, ‘try to understand’, ‘check in case’, ‘be careful’, ‘continue’. What else can I be, if for hundreds of years I have been preparing myself for this…?
I know, I have known for a long time now: there’s something dodgy about our experiment. About the results.
It’s strange. So many months of preparation. Two brilliant specialists. Successful experiments with the Heterotermes indicola termite: consecutive immersion to a depth of twenty-six reproductions! And what do we get from it – nada? One failure and that’s it? Something seems strange to me… OK then. Let’s just say. OK. The experiment failed. But why is it ‘harmful’? Why is repetition ‘forbidden’ if there was no result…? Surely it would make more sense to continue research in this field?
It’s dodgy. We probably saw something. Something… bad. So bad that the designs for the experiment were completely destroyed.
…So bad that Lot and I evidently destroyed everything ourselves.
…So bad that the Leo-Lot ray has been banned by a decree from the Council of Eight (which means we did manage to send our results ‘upstairs’ and there, upstairs, someone thought they were dangerous).
…So bad that almost immediately after the experiment my colleague Lot was confined to a Nervous Disorders Clinic in first layer and became friends-only on socio.
…So bad, that a day after the experiment I temporarily ceased to exist for reasons mysteriously listed in the pathologist’s report as ‘poisoning’; with what substance, in what circumstances – not a word about that (an unfortunate accident, or, more likely, murder?).
…So bad that they strongly recommend that I should not continue my scientific activity in my new reproduction.
So what was it that was so bad?
No posts, a completely uncharacteristic, ridiculous, rushed pause; always pedantic, logical and careful I suddenly dive into the Darkness not leaving behind for posterity a single hint, lead or clue about what happened… I emerge in complete ignora
nce, and as a woman to boot. But, as a woman, I can say to hell with logic for a bit and trust my intuition. Put the question a bit differently. Change ‘what’ to ‘which’.
Which of the five of them in the experiment was hiding this thing that was so bad?
The answer is obvious. Zero. The man with no incode. We saw something when our little ray shed light on the pitch darkness. Something which makes the Butcher’s Son’s worst crimes look like a harmless prank.
Something that I didn’t want to get involved in.
Something that robbed Lot of his senses and his memory.
You have not fed dog even once today
Dog looks at me, sad and troubled, from her place. I give her a double helping of wet food. There’s no point in starving her now. At the end of the day, it really isn’t her fault that she has a beetle. She probably doesn’t even know anything about it. She’s just interested in everything to do with me, which is completely natural for her, that’s the way she was born. She doesn’t know that she is betraying me with her curiosity…
Dog does not want to eat wet food
…Or does she know?
I cancel the wet food from her bowl and give her dry.
I remember how she whimpered and even growled that evening when I refused to take her with me to see Lot. Did she just not want to be left alone in my cell without me? Or was she annoyed that she couldn’t spy on me?
…That evening I spent several hours in a row knocking on his door without success. Lot let me in towards night, joking, ‘I’ve got my head together.’ He had been coming to me in the neutral shade setting, now he had chosen himself a userpic. He looked young and was dressed exactly like he was in the photo of me and him from thirty years ago (the one in which he’s got one squinting eye and I have a horrible thick beard). But his voice sounded the same as it had in the afternoon, dull and slack. Like that of a sixty-year-old. Which is what he was.
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