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by Andrew Shaffer


  sexually transmitted diseases, 56, 71, 76, 78

  Seymour, Corey, 204

  Shakespeare, William, 31, 141, 145

  Shelley, Mary Wollstonecraft, 37, 39–42, 43, 44

  Shelley, Percy Bysshe, 24, 37–44, 202

  Sherard, Robert, 100–101

  Sherwood, Robert, 118

  Sinatra, Frank, 190, 194

  Sipchen, Bob, 218

  Smiley, Jane, 208, 210–11

  Socrates, 157

  Solders’ Pay (Faulkner), 140

  Solheim, Michael, 205

  Sometimes a Great Notion (Kesey), 183

  songwriting, 179

  Sonnets in Suicide, or the Life of John Knox (Parker), 127, 128

  Sotolongo, Herrera, 134

  Sound and the Fury, The (Faulkner), 141

  Southern Literary Messenger, 51–52

  Southey, Robert, 18

  South Wales Daily Post, 146

  Sparks, Nicholas, 231

  Spielberg, Steven, 239

  Stein, Gertrude, 105, 131, 134, 181

  Stevenson, Robert Louis, 81–82, 92

  Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, The (Stevenson), 82

  Styron, William, 197, 210

  Subterraneans, The (Kerouac), 159

  suicide, 197

  Berryman and, 171–72, 178

  Fitzgerald and, 108–9, 115

  Hemingway and, 132, 137, 162, 177, 205

  Kerouac and, 162

  Parker and, 119

  Plath and, 177–78

  Sexton and, 174, 178

  Thompson and, 205

  Sun, 29

  Sun Also Rises, The (Hemingway), 131, 160, 225

  Swinburne, Algernon Charles, 77, 92

  Symons, Arthur, 82, 93, 99

  Talese, Nan, 233, 236

  Tamerlane and Other Poems (Poe), 49–50

  Taylor, Alfred, 98

  Thaulow, Fritz von, 91

  This Side of Paradise (Fitzgerald), 106, 110–11, 115

  Thomas, Caitlin, 146, 147–48, 149, 150

  Thomas, Dylan, 145–52, 172, 174, 179 244

  Thompson, Hunter S., xv, 143, 165, 199–205, 223, 235, 244

  Thompson, Juan, 205

  Thompson, Sandy, 203

  Thorazine, 174

  Time, 150, 161, 222

  Todd, Ruthven, 150

  To Have and Have Not (Hemingway), 133

  To Kill a Mockingbird (Lee), 193

  Torn, Rip, 190–91

  Toronto Star Weekly, 131

  Town and the City, The (Kerouac), 158

  Travel and Leisure, 210

  Trelawny, Edward, 43

  Trips festival, 183

  “Triumph of Life, The” (Shelley), 43–44

  Turgenev, Ivan, 65

  Unger, Douglas, 214–15

  United States, 47–48, 148–49

  University of Iowa Writers’ Workshop, 172, 176, 207–11

  Vanity Fair, 117, 132, 220, 238

  Vanity of Duluoz (Kerouac), 161

  Verlaine, Mathilde, 84–85, 90

  Verlaine, Paul, 73, 83–84, 89–90, 118

  Rimbaud’s relationship with, 84–89

  Vice, 225

  Victoria, Queen, 81

  Victorian era, 81–82, 96, 106, 154

  Vidal, Gore, 191, 198

  Vietnam War, 184, 185, 194

  Village Voice, The, 188

  Vogue, 117

  Vollmer, Joan, 164–65

  Voltaire, 3

  Vonnegut, Kurt, 196

  Wakefield, Dan, 145

  Walk to Remember, A (Sparks), 231

  Walpole, Hugh, 109

  Waters, John, 168

  Wenner, Jann, 203, 204

  West, Nathanael, 124

  Westbrook, Harriet, 38–39, 40, 41–42

  We Wanted to Be Writers (Olsen and Schaeffer), 208

  Where the Buffalo Roam, 204

  Whitman, Sarah Helen, 54

  Wilde, Oscar, 84, 91, 94–100, 118, 124, 130

  Williams, Tennessee, 162

  Willis, N. P., 49

  Wilson, B. F., 107

  Wilson, Edmund, 107, 126

  Wilson, Sloan, 154

  Winfrey, Oprah, 234–35, 236, 237, 238

  Winters, Shelley, 149

  Wolfe, Tom, 199

  Wollstonecraft, Mary, 39, 65

  Wordsworth, William

  Coleridge and, 16, 17, 18, 19, 24

  De Quincey and, 22, 23, 24, 25

  Wordsworth, William, Jr., 24

  World War I, 101, 103, 104, 105, 118

  Faulkner in, 140

  Hemingway in, 130–31

  World War II, 147, 148, 153

  Hemingway as journalist during, 133–34

  Writer’s Digest, 231

  writing programs, 208

  Iowa Writers’ Workshop, 172, 176, 207–11

  Wurtzel, Elizabeth, 179, 223–29, 232, 233

  Yeats, W. B., 92

  Yellow Book, The, 99

  Young, Stark, 140

  Young, Toby, 228

  yuppies, 214, 218

  ABOUT THE AUTHOR

  Andrew Shaffer is the author of Great Philosophers Who Failed at Love and, under the pen name Fanny Merkin, Fifty Shames of Earl Grey. His writing has appeared in such diverse publications as Mental Floss and Maxim. An Iowa native, Shaffer lives in Lexington, Kentucky, a magical land of horses and bourbon. Follow him on Twitter (@andrewshaffer) or visit him online at www.literaryrogues.com.

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  ENDNOTES

  PREFACE

  xiii As a young child: Edward Wyatt, “Public Library Buys a Trove of Burroughs Papers,” New York Times, March 1, 2006.

  xiii Frank Castle (not his real name): This encounter, which happened in the summer of 1991, has been altered slightly to obscure the identity of the writer in question.

  xv Writers used to be cool: Personal interview with James Frey, 2011.

  1: THE VICE LORD

  1 In order to know virtue: Michael Largo, Genius and Heroin (New York: Harper Perennial, 2008), p. 251.

  2 Contemporary history and tragedy: Thomas Hanna, The Thought and Art of Albert Camus (Chicago: H. Regnery, 1958), p. 83.

  3 Forgive my mischief: Maurice Lever, Sade: A Biography, trans. Arthur Goldhammer (New York: Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 1993), p. 58.

  4 Sometimes we must sin: Ibid., p. 79.

  4 M. de Sade’s escapades: Ibid., p. 102.

  5 Your nephew could not be more charming: Gilbert Lély, The Marquis de Sade: A Biography, trans. Alec Brown (London: Elek Books, 1961), p. 49.

  6 the most appalling, the most loathsome: Robert Andrews, The Columbia Dictionary of Quotations (New York: Columbia University Press, 1993), p. 561.

  6 dreadful brats: Lever, Sade: A Biography, p. 338.

  7 A prominent bookseller of the day: Ibid., p. 174.

  8 to make them fart: Ibid., p. 195.

  9 I pass for the werewolf: Ibid., p. 254.

  11 went into prison a man: Ibid., p. 343.

  11 the fresh pork of my thoughts: Ronald Hayman, De Sade: A Critical Biography (London: Constable, 1978), p. 141.

  11 Imperious, angry, furious: Lever, Sade: A Biography, p. 313.

  12 the most impure tale: Geoffrey Gorer, The Marquis de Sade: A Short Account of His Life and Work (New York: Liveright, 1934), p. 89.

  12 I have imagined everything: Hayman, De Sade: A Critical Biography, p. 116.

  12 truth titillates: Andrews, The Columbia Dictionary of Quotations, p. 929.

  12 read it to see how far: Lever, Sade: A Biography, p. 385.

  13 either I am or I am not: Ibid., p. 517.

  14 to derive pleasure: Oxford Dictionary, http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/sadism (retrieved June 26, 2012).

  14 do not be sorry: Lever, Sade: A Biography, p. 387.

  2: THE OPIUM ADDICT

  15 By a most unhappy quackery: Samuel Taylor Coleridge, “On Toleration (Part II),” The Cornhill Magazine, Vol. 20 (London: Smith, Elder, 1869), p. 380.

  15 demands legislative interference: Daniel Stuart, ed., Letters from the Lake Poets (London: West, Newman, 1889), p. 181.

  18 saw not the truth: Samuel Taylor Coleridge, “On Toleration (Part II).”

  18 Every person who has witnessed his habits: Joseph Cottle, Reminiscences of Samuel Taylor Coleridge and Robert Southey, 2nd ed. (London: Houlston and Stoneman, 1848), p. 373.

  18 all the rest had passed away: The Poetical Works of Coleridge, Shelley, and Keats, Complete in One Volume (London: A. and W. Galignani, 1829), p. 54.

  19 highly struck with his poem: Leigh Hunt, Lord Byron and Some of His Contemporaries, Vol. 2, 2nd ed. (London: Henry Colburn, 1828), p. 53.

  19 I had been crucified: Earl Leslie Griggs, ed., Unpublished Letters of Samuel Taylor Coleridge (London: Constable, 1932), p. 110.

  20 When I heard of the death of Coleridge: The Museum of Foreign Literature and Science, Vol. 26 (Philadelphia: Adam Waldie, 1835), p. 508.

  3: THE POPE OF DOPE

  21 If once a man indulges himself in murder: Thomas De Quincey, “Second Paper on Murder Considered As One of the Fine Arts,” Blackwood’s Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 46 (Edinburgh: William Blackwood & Sons, 1839), p. 662.

  21 I am fond of solitude: H. A. Page, Thomas De Quincey: His Life and Writings vol. 1 (London: John Hogg, 1877), p. 75.

  21 by your sick mind: Alexander H. Japp, De Quincey Memorials, Vol. 1 (London: William Heinemann, 1891), p. 85.

  22 rattling set: Thomas De Quincey, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, Reprinted From the First Edition, with Notes of De Quincey’s Conversation by Richard Woodhouse, and Other Additions, ed. Richard Garnett (London: Kegan Paul, Trench, 1885), p. 226.

  23 Without your friendship: Thomas De Quincey, A Diary of Thomas De Quincey, 1803, ed. Horace Ainsworth Eaton (London: N. Douglas, 1927), p. 186.

  23 My friendship it is not in my power: Japp, De Quincey Memorials, p. 120.

  23 enjoy a girl in the fields: Thomas De Quincey, The Works of Thomas De Quincey: 1853–8, Vol. 18, ed. Edmund Baxter (London: Pickering and Chatto, 2001), p. 35.

  23 bought for a penny: Thomas De Quincey (writing anonymously), “Confessions of an English Opium-Eater,” London Magazine 4 (1821): p. 355.

  24 cleverest man: Page, Thomas De Quincey: His Life and Writings, p. 112.

  24 not a well-made man: Thomas De Quincey, Recollections of the Lakes and the Lake Poets Coleridge, Wordsworth, and Southey (Edinburgh: Adam and Charles Black, 1862), p. 139.

  24 high literary name: Page, Thomas De Quincey: His Life and Writings, p. 109.

  24 intellectual benefactor of my species: Japp, De Quincey Memorials, Vol. 2, p. 111.

  25 lives only for himself: Sara Hutchinson, The Letters of Sara Hutchinson from 1800 to 1835, ed. Kathleen Coburn (Toronto: University of Toronto Press, 1954), p. 37.

  25 proved a still greater poet: William Wordsworth, A Letter to a Friend of Robert Burns (London: Longman, Hurst, Rees, Orme, and Brown, 1816), p. 26.

  25 a better wife: William Angus Knight, The Life of William Wordsworth, Vol. 2 (Edinburgh: William Paterson, 1889), p. 203.

  26 aloof from the uproar: De Quincey, “Confessions of an English Opium-Eater,” p. 361.

  26 sights that are abominable: Thomas De Quincey, “Being a Sequel to the Confessions of an English Opium-Eater,” Blackwood’s Edinburgh Magazine, Vol. 57 (Edinburgh: William Blackwood & Sons, 1845), p. 747.

  26 Nobody will laugh long: Ibid., p. 356.

  26 unutterable sorrow: James Gillman, The Life of Samuel Taylor Coleridge (London: William Pickering, 1838), p. 116.

  27 talk is of oxen: Thomas De Quincey, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater (London: Walter Scott, 1886), p. 2.

  27 to be the only member: De Quincey, “Confessions of an English Opium-Eater,” p. 357.

  27 to be the Pope: Thomas De Quincey, The Works of Thomas De Quincey 3rd ed., Vol. 1 (Edinburgh: Adam and Charles Black, 1862), p. 199.

  27 renounced the use: De Quincey, Confessions, p. 114.

  28 The work must be done: John Ritchie Findlay, Personal Recollections of Thomas De Quincey (Edinburgh: Adam & Charles Black, 1886), p. 40.

  4: THE APOSTLE OF AFFLICTION

  29 Problem: bored: Daniel Friedman (via Twitter, 2011).

  29 a sensational story: Oliver Harvey, “Lord Byron’s Life of Bling, Booze and Groupie Sex,” Sun, August 18, 2008.

  29 neither tall nor short: Thomas Moore, Letters and Journals of Lord Byron with Notices of His Life, Vol. 1 (New York: J. & J. Harper, 1830), p. 63.

  30 I cry for nothing: John Murray, ed., Lord Byron’s Correspondence (New York: Charles Scribner’s Sons, 1922), p. 123.

  30 an animated conversation: Marguerite Blessington, The Works of Lady Blessington, Vol. 2 (Philadelphia: E. L. Carey and A. Hart, 1838), p. 276.

  31 a million advantages over me: Samuel Claggett Chew, The Dramas of Lord Byron: A Critical Study (Göttingen: Vendenhoeck & Ruprecht, 1915), p. 88.

  31 no indisposition that I know of: Rowland E. Prothero, ed., The Works of 31 Byron: Letters & Journals, Vol. 1 (London: John Murray, 1898), p. 16.

  31 the best of life is over: Leslie Alexis Marchand, ed., Byron’s Letters and Journals: “Famous in My Time”: 1810–1812 (Boston: Harvard University Pr
ess, 1973), pp. 47–48.

  31 I am tolerably sick of vice: Moore, Letters and Journals of Lord Byron, Vol. 1, p. 172.

  32 outlived all my appetites: Marchand, ed., Byron’s Letters and Journals, p. 48.

  33 every table, and Byron courted: Vere Foster, ed., The Two Duchesses (London: Blackie & Son, 1898), p. 376.

  33 fame is but like all other pursuits: Marguerite Blessington, Conversations of Lord Byron with the Countess of Blessington (London: Henry Colburn, 1834), pp. 280–281.

  33 How very disagreeable it is: Ibid., p. 114.

  33 there were days when he seemed more pleased: Ibid.

  33 anonymous amatory letters: Ibid., p. 98.

  34 I will kneel and be torn from: Malcolm Elwin, Lord Byron’s Wife (London: John Murray, 1974), p. 146.

  34 I cut the hair too close: Bernard D. N. Grebanier, The Uninhibited Byron (New York: Crown, 1971), p. 117.

  34 Any woman can make a man: Murray, ed., Lord Byron’s Correspondence, p. 85.

  35 I am about to be married: Leigh Hunt, Lord Byron and Some of His Contemporaries, Vol. 1, 2nd ed. (London: Henry Colburn, 1828), p. 257.

  35 end in hell, or in an unhappy: Thomas Moore, Letters and Journals of Lord Byron with Notices of His Life, Vol. 3, 3rd ed. (London: John Murray, 1833), p. 152.

  35 the one I most loved: Peter Gunn, A Biography of Augusta Leigh, Lord Byron’s Half-Sister (New York: Atheneum, 1968), p. 99.

  36 I was unfit for England: Moore, Letters and Journals of Lord Byron, Vol. 3, p. 44.

  36 Nothing so completely serves: Blessington, Conversations of Lord Byron, p. 237.

  36 laws are bound to think a man innocent: Ibid., p. 275.

  5: THE ROMANTICS

  37 Our sweetest songs: Harry Buxton Forman, ed., The Works of Percy Bysshe Shelley in Verse and Prose, Vol. 2 (London: Reeves and Turner, 1880), p. 303.

  37 Poets have no friends: Blessington, Conversations of Lord Byron, p. 58.

  38 live on love: Sarah K. Bolton, Famous English Authors of the Nineteenth Century (New York: Thomas Y. Crowell, 1890), p. 160.

  39 Many innocent girls become the dupes: Mary Wollstonecraft, A Vindication of the Rights of Woman (London: T. Fisher Unwin, 1891), p. 119.

  39 wild and unearthly: Thomas Jefferson Hogg, The Life of Percy Bysshe Shelley, Vol. 2 (London: Edward Moxon, 1858), pp. 166–7.

 

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