“I can’t wait until we’re alone again,” I said.
“I’ve already arranged to have Cimil watch over Tommaso after your family leaves.”
“Where are we going?” I asked.
“I have another villa in Greece.”
Greece? What other secret getaways did Guy own? I’d have to shuffle through Guy’s memories later. There was a lot there, and I’d decided I didn’t really want to remember them all. I knew his heart, and that was enough.
“Not even my brothers and sisters can bother us there,” he added. “Not that they’d have time.”
The gods—who were not really blood relatives, by the way, because that would make Guy my great-great uncle, and that would be gross—were busy locating the other three black jade atom bombs, the Payals, and the remaining Maaskab. Personally, I had an itching to fight some more Scabs now that I was immortal. But Guy—as always—was right. We deserved a little time together, some happiness of our own before we ran off to save the world. That job would always be there, he pointed out.
The doorbell rang, and my heart lit with joy. I turned quickly to Guy. “They’re here!” I clapped with excitement and ran through the great room toward the front door.
As I yanked open the large stained glass door, I heard both Guy and Tommaso scream in unison, “No!”
It was too late.
There, standing in front of me, was an old woman with glowing red eyes, flanked by an ocean of Scabs. She was naked from her waist up and had thick, black dreadlocks draped over her chest. The smell was nauseating.
I looked into her eyes as I raised my hands, readying to split her in two, but there was something eerily familiar about her.
“Holy, Virgin of Guadalupe. Grandma? Is that you?”
THE END…(not)
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ACCIDENTALLY MARRIED TO…A VAMPIRE?
Book 2 of the Accidentally Yours Series
“If you love her, set her free. If she comes back, she’s yours. If she doesn’t…Christ! Stubborn woman! Hunt her down, and bring her the hell back; she’s still yours according to vampire law.”
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SUN GOD SEEKS…SURROGATE?
Book 3 of the Accidentally Yours Series
Twenty-four-year-old Penelope finds herself in all sorts of hot water, vaporous and otherwise, after agreeing to become a surrogate for an eccentric, wealthy, and devastatingly handsome man who isn’t exactly a man.
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Table of Contents
Title Page
Chapter 1
Chapter TWO
Chapter THREE
Chapter FOUR
Chapter FIVE
Chapter SIX
Chapter SEVEN
Chapter EIGHT
Chapter NINE
Chapter TEN
Chapter ELEVEN
Chapter TWELVE
Chapter THIRTEEN
Chapter FOURTEEN
Chapter FIFTEEN
Chapter SIXTEEN
Chapter SEVENTEEN
Chapter EIGHTEEN
Chapter NINETEEN
Chapter TWENTY
Chapter TWENTY-ONE
Chapter TWENTY-TWO
Chapter TWENTY-THREE
Chapter TWENTY-FOUR
Chapter TWENTY-FIVE
Chapter TWENTY-SIX
Chapter TWENTY- SEVEN
Chapter TWENTY-EIGHT
Chapter TWENTY-NINE
Chapter THIRTY
Chapter THIRTY-ONE
Chapter THIRTY-TWO
Chapter THIRTY-THREE
Chapter THIRTY-FOUR
Chapter THIRTY-FIVE
Chapter THIRTY-SIX
Chapter THIRTY-SEVEN
Chapter THIRTY-EIGHT
Chapter THIRTY-NINE
Chapter FORTY
Chapter FORTY-ONE
Chapter FORTY-TWO
Book 2 of the Accidentally Yours Series
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Table of Contents
Title Page
Chapter 1
Chapter TWO
Chapter THREE
Chapter FOUR
Chapter FIVE
Chapter SIX
Chapter SEVEN
Chapter EIGHT
Chapter NINE
Chapter TEN
Chapter ELEVEN
Chapter TWELVE
Chapter THIRTEEN
Chapter FOURTEEN
Chapter FIFTEEN
Chapter SIXTEEN
Chapter SEVENTEEN
Chapter EIGHTEEN
Chapter NINETEEN
Chapter TWENTY
Chapter TWENTY-ONE
Chapter TWENTY-TWO
Chapter TWENTY-THREE
Chapter TWENTY-FOUR
Chapter TWENTY-FIVE
Chapter TWENTY-SIX
Chapter TWENTY- SEVEN
Chapter TWENTY-EIGHT
Chapter TWENTY-NINE
Chapter THIRTY
Chapter THIRTY-ONE
Chapter THIRTY-TWO
Chapter THIRTY-THREE
Chapter THIRTY-FOUR
Chapter THIRTY-FIVE
Chapter THIRTY-SIX
Chapter THIRTY-SEVEN
Chapter THIRTY-EIGHT
Chapter THIRTY-NINE
Chapter FORTY
Chapter FORTY-ONE
Chapter FORTY-TWO
Book 2 of the Accidentally Yours Series
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