The Golden Age of Science Fiction Volume VI: An Anthology of 50 Short Stories

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  Harry groaned, realizing he should have known better. "Thank you, Miss Conway. That's all."

  "The fourth guy is waiting outside."

  "Let him sit for a couple of minutes, then send him in."

  He decided to put the whole matter out of his mind and get the interviews over as fast as possible. There were other, more serious duties to attend to. The toupee episode was probably nothing more than a crazy coincidence anyway. Strictly an item for Believe-It-Or-Not.

  * * * * *

  By two o'clock that afternoon the four remaining candidates had come and gone. And Harry Payne sat at his desk in the immediate aftermath questioning his sanity. All seven men wore toupees! It was incredible but true. And now the matter was one of deep and abiding concern to him. There was nothing funny about it. There was a touch of the macabre in it that rendered his flesh cold and weak.

  He lit a cigarette and tried to pull his thoughts together. Seven men applying for the same job; seven men with one thing in common; seven men as bald as Doctor Cyclops. Harry had to abandon the notion that sheer coincidence brought these men together. That was too fantastic. They were brought together by design.

  Their backgrounds varied in that they had all worked and come from different parts of the country. But those facts were only on paper. It was an odds-on bet they all knew each other. There was even something about the order in which they arrived at the office that indicated a pattern or an over-all plan. Numbers three, five and six had worn false mustaches.

  If it was true the seven men were well acquainted then Paula Ralston could undoubtedly give him some answers. Harry had another dinner engagement with her at five o'clock. But this date, he told himself, would be different. He was going to be all business until he learned exactly what she was involved in.

  He picked up the phone, got an outside line and dialed. Frank Barnes was a private detective. A good one. Harry was sure he could rely on him for a small favor.

  A subdued, resonant voice answered on the other end.

  "Frank, Harry Payne here."

  "Harry! Where you been hiding?"

  "I need a favor."

  "Only time you ever call me, you ingrate."

  "There's a dame called Paula Ralston. Runs a business called Ralston Personnel Consultants. How soon can you get anything on her?"

  "How soon do you need it?"

  "Today, if possible. You can call me at home. Any hour."

  After promising Frank to meet him for lunch one day Harry sank into an easy chair and tried to shake the unnerving effect the seven men had had on him.

  Maybe he shouldn't have called Frank. This might be something he should have informed the army about. No. They'd want to know what business he had seeing the seven men in the first place. He didn't have much of an answer for that one.

  * * * * *

  Driving along Woodward Street toward Fourth Avenue, Harry was beset with one nagging question. Why had Paula Ralston never brought any of her clients to see him before? He was the dispenser of over a hundred good jobs that offered high salaries. The answer was just as persistent as the question. Lab Technician was the only security job he handled. She was determined that one of her men get that job at any cost.

  It wasn't a very pleasant thought. Harry didn't want to believe it. He didn't want to believe that Paula Ralston was going to mean trouble for him. And yet he knew that's exactly what she meant.

  * * * * *

  She was waiting for him at Maria's. She kissed him as he slipped into the booth beside her. Through four drinks and a six-course dinner he watched her smile. That smile could melt down the door on a bank vault. He noticed how she laughed at all of his wisecracks. When it was her turn to talk she talked about him. She offered a toast to their closer friendship, with special emphasis on the word "closer."

  But she did not mention the seven men. That was the smart approach, Harry ventured. She'd save that until she got home and slipped into something more comfortable.

  * * * * *

  He stood alone in Paula's living room nursing a scotch on the rocks. The night before he had been too concerned about his progress with this latter-day Aphrodite to give a damn about the place she lived in. He glanced around the room. Every inch reeked of success. The furniture was sleek, modern, exquisitely contoured ... like its owner. There wasn't much question about it, Paula Ralston made a lot more dough than he did. But how? That was the question.

  She came out of the bedroom and mixed herself a drink. She was a living dream in a black lace negligee. Transparent. It figured. A lot of things were beginning to figure.

  "Shall I tell you a secret?" she asked.

  "I didn't think you had any left." He couldn't take his eyes from the negligee.

  "I think Mr. Chase and Mr. Boles are the best of the seven. I think they come closest to what you're looking for." She lifted her glass and clinked it against his.

  Harry smiled. He wasn't looking at her anymore. It was more of an education to look through her. She was good. Damn good. She could lull you into believing the Grand Canyon was brimming over with silver dollars, all yours for the taking. It was next to impossible to doubt the sincerity in her face.

  "I liked all seven of them," he said. "But since you know them better than I do I'll take your recommendation that Chase and Boles are the best."

  She moved closer to him. He could feel the warmth of her body.

  "We're making some progress, Harry. We've narrowed the field down to two candidates."

  Harry kept her maneuvering. "Paula, I'm still faced with the problem of finding a way around the regulations. I can't hire either one of them until I solve that."

  Nothing stopped this girl. Nothing even slowed her down. She moved still closer to him. "There's a way around anything if a man has the right incentive to look for it."

  He knew what the right incentive was. He didn't have to go looking for that. He laid his drink down, put his arms around her and kissed her. They walked to the sofa. Paula stayed close to him, the ever thoughtful, loving female companion. She rubbed his back and neck and sprinkled him with soft moist kisses. She never mentioned her clients again. And Harry promised to hire one of them the following day.

  * * * * *

  He was anxious to get back to his apartment to find out if Frank Barnes had called. As he drove back along Woodward Street he couldn't put Paula out of his mind. He already had her character pegged. But what was she up to? What was her goal? She wasn't doing all this for a lousy commission. The stakes were bigger than that.

  In a way it was too bad she was going to have to settle for less than she bargained for. If her seven clients hadn't been so phoney she might have gotten away with it. But why was it necessary for them to be phoney? Why should a girl as shrewd as Paula send seven men in disguise to see ...

  Disguise! Somehow that word threw a different light on the matter. The men had all been disguised in places where hair should grow. They were not bald. There was something abnormal about them. And Harry was ninety percent certain what it was. The answer was incredible. There was still a ten-percent margin for error. For Miss Paula Ralston's sake he hoped he was wrong.

  * * * * *

  Frank Barnes' message was waiting for him at the switchboard in the lobby. The word "urgent" was written on it.

  He raced upstairs and picked up the phone. Frank answered on the first ring. He sounded like a man with a gun at his back.

  "Harry, what the hell kind of a mess have you gotten yourself into?"

  "Why? Something go wrong?"

  "You bet your sweet life. An hour after you called me to check on that Ralston dame a guy came into the office and told me to lay off."

  Harry was silent. And scared. His answer looked better all the time.

  "What did the guy look like?"

  "He looked important, Harry. And he meant business. He had a big bulge in his pocket and he made it very clear I'd be up to my funny bone in hot lead if I relayed any information about this girl to you.
"

  "Frank, was the guy wearing a toupee?"

  "A what?"

  "A toupee, a hair piece!"

  "How the hell should I know. I wasn't interested in his coiffure. He was wearing a black overcoat, he kept his hand on that bulge and he didn't care much for smiling. Harry, you in trouble with this dame?"

  "What did you find out about her, Frank?"

  "Between the time you called and the time the guy strolled into the office I found out she's only had this Personnel Consultant racket for about three months."

  "You didn't learn anything else?"

  "After I got warned I decided to wait'll I talked with you."

  Harry was silent again. His mind was working.

  "Frank, what causes baldness?"

  "Baldness! Geez, Harry, you're in a fat mess of trouble and you're worrying about losing your hair?"

  "It's important, Frank. I must find out what causes total loss of all hair."

  The detective grunted. "Well, let's see, there are three or four diseases I know of. Some people claim it's hereditary. Sometimes a deficiency in the genes ..."

  "Okay, Frank, that's enough."

  "What do you want me to do about the girl?"

  "Just as the man told you. Lay off. I'll call you tomorrow and let you know what this thing is all about."

  He hung up the phone and paced in front of his sofa for several minutes. It was inconceivable that the seven men all had the same disease, the same gene deficiency or the same hereditary shortcomings. So his own answer must be much closer to the truth. He'd have to wait until morning to put it to a test. If he was right he would call Colonel Waters and dump the whole bizarre set-up right into the army's lap where it belonged.

  Again he found himself hoping he was not right, and, more important, that Paula Ralston wasn't what he was beginning to think she was.

  * * * * *

  Miss Conway was already in when Harry arrived at the office. He managed a half smile for her.

  "Miss Conway, two of the seven men are coming back this morning and ..."

  "And Mr. Boles is the one who's getting the job."

  "Who called you this time?" he asked with exasperation.

  "Colonel Waters."

  Harry's stomach muscles contracted. "Colonel Waters?"

  "That's right. When you were gone yesterday the colonel dropped in to see you. He asked me if you were working on the replacement for George Fisher ... I told him you were right on the job. And I showed him the information sheets you had on all seven men."

  "You did what!!"

  "And Colonel Waters liked the man named Boles best of all. So I guess when Mr. Boles comes in you can tell him the job is his."

  "You nitwit!" he bellowed. "You brainless, knuckleheaded ..." He stomped into his office, and slammed the door.

  It was difficult for him to think clearly. He knew he had to make a move. And fast.

  He stood by the window and gazed at the Weapons Development Center across the parade ground. The low gray buildings had a quiet peaceful aura about them. If it weren't for the guards marching in front of the great wire fences anyone might think the place was used for manufacturing can-openers, automobile parts, any one of a thousand harmless products.

  But it wasn't. Weapons Development represented a vital link in the country's defense program. He no longer figured they were developing a weapon to counteract Soviet aggression. They were working on something far more important. He was just ninety percent sure of that.

  * * * * *

  Mr. Boles was the first to arrive. He sat in an easy chair which Harry had moved close to his desk in order to better observe the man.

  "Mr. Boles, my secretary tells me Colonel Waters was looking at your qualifications yesterday and was very impressed. I gather from that that the job is yours."

  "Thank you, sir."

  Harry shoved his chair closer to him. The toupee was intact. So was the mustache.

  "Now it'll take the government about two weeks to complete a security check-up."

  He could see plainly now that the man was also wearing false eyebrows and had no beard. That did it.

  "I understand, sir," Boles replied.

  "So all I can tell you at the moment is that you'll be hearing from us as soon as possible." Harry got up thinking the interview was over.

  Mr. Boles remained seated.

  "Miss Ralston would like to see you, Mr. Payne."

  "Oh, yes," Harry chuckled, "I'm going to see her this evening."

  "She wants to see you now."

  "Afraid I can't make it right now. I have a pile of work to do. Besides I'm expecting another client of hers. Have to let him know he didn't get the job."

  "Mr. Chase is waiting for us downstairs in the car. You will come with me, Mr. Payne." The order was clear and firm.

  Harry didn't like it. "I don't get it. What's so important that Miss Ralston has to see me ..."

  He stopped at the sight of the gun leveled at his chest.

  "When we pass your secretary's desk, you will tell her you are taking an early lunch. I will return you in an hour if you cooperate."

  Harry Payne knew better than to argue.

  * * * * *

  Mr. Chase was seated behind the wheel of a blue sedan. Boles and Harry climbed into the back seat. They drove away from Fort Dickson toward the city.

  The two men remained silent during the trip. Harry had plenty of time to think. Why this sudden move of Paula's? He must have done something to motivate it. But what?

  The only person he had talked to was Frank Barnes and he hadn't divulged anything to him. She couldn't be sore because he had asked Frank to check on her. Routine investigation was part of his job. She knew that. He failed to come up with an answer. He was worried. He knew who the seven men were but he didn't know where they came from. It could have been any one of a million different places. Heaven only knew what kind of people they were.

  The shades were drawn in Paula's apartment. There was no sign of her. But as soon as Harry entered the room he forgot about her anyway. His gaze rested upon the small, roundish man sitting in the contour chair, the bald man with no eyebrows and no beard.

  "Please be seated, Mr. Payne." The man's tone was soft and courteous.

  "Which one are you?" Harry asked.

  The man was amused. "I am Mr. Thompson."

  "Oh, yeah," said Harry, "you're the one who kept patting your skull. Couldn't you find one that fit you?"

  Nobody was amused. Boles and Chase took positions on either side of Thompson. Their faces were drawn and sober. They resembled two bankrupt morticians.

  "Where is the body beautiful?" Harry asked. "Or is she no longer the body beautiful?"

  "Take a look for yourself." It was Paula's voice. The familiar sultriness was missing.

  Harry swung around to see her emerge from the bedroom. "Well, well, well! If it isn't Miss Lonelyhearts. Mind if I ask why I'm here? I mean the gun and all?"

  He had to be flippant. It was the only way he knew to conceal the terror he felt in their presence.

  She sat beside him on the sofa. "Harry, you've disappointed me. You haven't been playing the game fair and square."

  "If you're referring to the private eye I put on you ..."

  "I'm not, Harry. You put him on, we took him off. Those things even themselves out."

  Harry shrugged. "Okay, I give up. What did I do wrong?"

  "Show him, Mr. Thompson." She lit a cigarette and folded her legs under her.

  Mr. Thompson reached into his pocket and produced a small object. He tossed it into Harry's lap. Harry examined it.

  "Do you recognize it?" Mr. Thompson asked.

  "It's a microphone," Harry replied.

  "That's just what it is." Paula savagely flung her cigarette to the floor. Her own disguise, the one concealing her true, ruthless self, was gone. Her voice was cold and harsh. "How much do you know, Harry? How much?"

  Harry folded his hands, rested his full weight on the arm of t
he sofa and crossed his legs. "How much is it worth to you?"

  Paula's hand struck with fury across his face. His cheek went numb. Blood ran from an uneven gash left by the diamond in her ring. He took out his handkerchief and dabbed at the wound.

  "You're real high class, aren't you, Paula? They don't make traitors as high class as you anymore."

  She raised her hand and aimed for the other cheek. Thompson bolted out of his chair and grabbed her.

  "I suggest you have a drink, Miss Ralston. Let us handle the rest."

  Paula was furious. "He's not going to tell you anymore ..."

  "We'll handle the rest!!"

  * * * * *

  Thompson didn't raise his voice. But there was a firmness, a deadly conviction in his inflection. Paula went for a drink.

  Harry didn't like that. Paula had a temper. He could deal with her. But the others ... they displayed very little emotion. He had no idea how to handle them.

  Thompson sat down again facing Harry.

  "The fact is," he began gracefully, "we discovered this microphone and four others like it here in Miss Ralston's apartment. One in each room. Now we are very cautious people, Mr. Payne. We are quite certain no one knows our whereabouts. It is logical then that the microphones have not been here long. Miss Ralston's only visitors are ourselves and you. You have known her two days. So you are the only person who knows this apartment well enough to have planted these tell-tale devices in a hurry."

  "Why should I want to plant them?"

  "You took the trouble to have Miss Ralston investigated. But more than one means of investigation produces better results. The microphones were wired to a small radio which we located in the basement of this building. We have assumed that everything spoken into them was transmitted over the radio and recorded at your end. That makes sense, doesn't it?"

  Harry was confused. "So far, so good."

  "We want those recordings, Mr. Payne."

  They seemed to be convinced the microphones were his. Only Harry knew it wasn't true. But to admit it might mean he wouldn't leave Paula's place alive. He derived no comfort from the knowledge that someone else was interested in Paula's activities. That wasn't helping him with his problem of the moment. He could see no clear way out. He had to keep stalling. And as long as they were so sure of themselves it might even be to his advantage to maintain a certain arrogance.

 

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