by Ann Beattie
“I don’t have one,” Susan says, and the man chuckles.
“It’s my sister,” Charles says, and the man turns away, pretending not to notice.
Charles orders a rum and Coke, figuring that that’s probably what they drink in Bermuda. The rum and Coke tastes just awful. He wishes he had Susan’s plain Coke.
“I’ll tell you who’s going to win the Super Bowl,” a tall man in a black jacket says to a shorter man who is leaning away from him. “I am.” He hits the short man on the back.
“Aw, Christ,” the short man says. His face is sweating.
“You don’t think I’m going to win the Super Bowl? I am winning the Super Bowl. Be tuned on Sunday, buddy, because that’s when you’ll see it.”
“Drop dead,” the short man says.
“I won’t drop until I run that last quarter-inch to lead my team to victory,” the tall man says. “Wait until Sunday and then you won’t think I’m just some drunk in a bar. You don’t think I can get in shape before Sunday? Eat steak and drink tomato juice, be in bed by ten. That’ll get you in shape.”
“Goddamn,” the short man says. He pushes his empty glass forward.
“I’d better make one more try to reach the doctor,” Charles says. “Do you mind sitting here?”
“No,” she says. “Go ahead.”
Charles walks through the archway to a wall phone. “Carla Delight is outta sight!” is lettered above the phone. There is a phone number, with the last number blacked out. Someone else has written: “Either 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,0.” Charles dials information, then the hospital. He finds out that his mother has a private phone, decides to talk to her. The phone rings once and is picked up.
“Hello,” Pete says.
“Hello,” Charles says. “This is Charles.”
“I know my boy,” Pete says. Pete sounds drunk. “How’s my boy?”
“How’s my mother?”
“I’d put her on, but she’s a wee bit groggy now. She’s doing just great, though. There was a little accident in here with the other lady, and she naturally got a little bit excited, but now she’s calmed down just fine.”
“What kind of an accident?”
“The woman fell when she was hooked up to the intravenous,” Pete whispers.
“Oh God,” Charles says.
“Cut up,” Pete whispers.
Charles rubs sweat off his forehead. “We were by earlier, but she was asleep. Tell her that. What you can tell me, if you can now, is what they’re going to do about her.”
“Our girl’s going to go home tomorrow,” Pete booms. “They can’t keep our girl down.”
“That’s good,” Charles says. “She seems okay?”
“She’s a wee bit groggy, but on the road to recovery.”
“Tell her we’ll be down later.”
“Will do. Where are you now? How about dinner?”
“We’re in a restaurant. We just finished eating.”
“Oh,” Pete says. “Well, you kids enjoy yourself. Mommy was just saying how she misses Susan and how she wants her home.”
“Yeah,” Charles says.
“I don’t have to tell you that that invitation goes double,” Pete says.
“Sure,” Charles says.
“Well?” Pete whispers.
“Sure,” Charles says again.
“Well?” Pete whispers.
“Sure,” Charles says again. He is sweating. The tall drunk passes him, on the way to the bathroom.
“Heave ho, and away we go,” the drunk says, clapping his hands.
“See you tonight,” Charles says, and hangs up.
He goes back to the bar and sits next to Susan.
“Pete’s there. I told him we’d already eaten.”
“He’s pathetic,” Susan says. “I think he tries now. He just doesn’t know what to do.”
Susan has finished her drink and is sipping his.
“You’d better get one of your own before we hit it,” he says.
She doesn’t object. He takes an ice cube out of the glass and runs it across his forehead.
“Hot in here,” he says.
“No it’s not Are you all right?”
“Yeah. I think it’s because I gave up smoking.”
She looks worried.
“The Super Bowl must be this Sunday,” he says stupidly.
Laura’s husband used to play football in college. His nickname was “Ox.” “Imagine being proud of that,” Laura used to say. “Don’t drink so much,” she used to say.
THREE
He calls Laura from the hospital. He calls her from a phone in a sun room (it is labeled “Sun Room” on a plaque to one side of the door) on his mother’s floor at the hospital. He holds a Ladies’ Home Journal curled into a tight tube, but doesn’t realize until halfway through the conversation that he is holding anything.
“Laura?” he says, “Can you talk?”
There is a short pause. She will say something ridiculous like, “Oh, we subscribe to too many now,” and hang up.
“Hi,” she says. “Jim isn’t here. He’s at a meeting.”
“Maybe he’s cheating on you. Maybe you should just assume that and cheat on him. With me.”
“What?” she says.
“I thought I might as well get to the point.”
“You did,” she laughs. “How have you been? You didn’t write back.”
“I thought he might get the mail.”
“He doesn’t open my mail.”
Her husband was nicknamed “Ox.” How can she defend him in any way?
“He might ask questions, though,” Charles says.
“I don’t suppose you called to talk about him,” Laura says. “Is everything okay with you?”
“I miss you. I’m miserable.”
There is another long silence.
“My mother’s in the hospital,” he says. “That’s where I am.”
“She didn’t try to kill herself?”
“She hit the scotch and plugged in a lot of heating pads—I don’t know where she gets all of them—and thought she was struck with appendicitis, and now she’s here.”
“You’re at the hospital now?”
“Yeah,” he says.
“I’d come over, but Jim’s supposed to be home at ten.”
“Come tomorrow.”
“I have to go to Rebecca’s school tomorrow. It’s a parents’ day.”
Rebecca is Jim’s child from his first marriage. When he was Laura’s lover he used to go to Rebecca’s school every day, sit outside in his car until Laura picked up the child at noon. They usually got there at eleven. He always said he was going to lunch early. They kidded him about it at work. “Almost lunch time,” they’d say as soon as he got there in the morning. But he only took an hour for lunch, so nobody said he couldn’t go. He would sit in Laura’s car, holding her hand. The car would fill with cigarette smoke.
“What time are you getting out? I could meet you there.”
“I haven’t planned it.…”
“I just want to see you for five minutes.”
“Why don’t you come at … two. You’ll see my car there. I’ll leave it open.”
“All right,” he says.
“I hope your mother’s all right. Is she going to have to go back to that place?”
“No,” Charles says. “I don’t think so.”
“It would be kinder to tie her to the bed,” Laura says.
Jim’s first wife is in a mental hospital. Laura has told him about visiting her—how they save all her letters, which are mostly about food, and how they stop on the way and get McDonald’s Filet o’ Fish, Kentucky Fried Chicken, macaroni salad, Heath Bars and Cott ginger ale, and how she does nothing but eat when they are there, everything together, a sip of ginger ale, some of the candy bar, the macaroni. It makes Laura sick. She gets dizzy, can’t eat for a week.
“My sister’s home from college,” Charles says. “I’ve got the week off.”
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p; “That’s nice. You two can do some things.”
“We can’t think of anything to do. Yesterday we went to a skin flick.”
“That’s horrible,” Laura says.
“I thought of you.”
“I’ll see you tomorrow,” Laura says. “I’ve got to go.”
“Where are you going?”
“What’s the use in telling you? You never believe me. I have bread in the oven.”
“How domestic,” he says.
“If you feel so bitter, maybe it would be better not to come tomorrow.”
“I love you,” Charles says. “I’ll see you tomorrow.”
He hangs up. A woman in a corner chair looks back at her knitting. A young man on an orange plastic sofa is asleep with his head on his overcoat, which is rolled up on the arm of the sofa. The young man has on a blue suit and shiny black shoes. The toes are too pointed. His tie, dangling from the sofa arm, is too thin. He makes gurgling noises in his sleep. Charles is always afraid of falling asleep in public places. He thinks that he will scream. He doesn’t even close his eyes on buses any more. In fact he has started driving to work instead of taking the bus so he won’t be tempted to fall asleep. Charles looks at himself in the mirror. It is an oblong mirror with a picture of the hospital painted at the top. Charles sees that he has circles under his eyes. His skin is pasty. In five days he will be twenty-seven. His eyes meet the woman’s in the mirror. She looks down at her knitting again. He walks away from the minor, puts the magazine on a table, tries to rub the creases out, gives up, thinks about going to his mother’s room to join Susan and Pete, cannot, sits down.
“Is your wife having a baby?” the woman says.
“No,” Charles says.
“My daughter is,” the woman says.
“That’s nice,” Charles says. He and Laura were always worried that she would get pregnant. He frowns. The woman smiles.
“What are you hoping for?” Charles says.
“Health,” the woman says. “Good health. That’s what’s important.”
Predictable. Everything is predictable.
“She has three boys, so she’s hoping for a girl,” the woman says.
“That’s nice,” Charles says. He gets up and leaves the sun room. He walks slowly down the corridor to his mother’s room. He sees the back of Pete’s coat and turns around. He goes back to the telephone and dials his number. He is going to tell Sam to go to his place with Elise—it’s depressing him. The phone rings twice. Sam answers it.
“Sam. It’s been a rotten day and I’m tired, so I want you and Elise out of my bed when I get back there. I hope you don’t take offense, but I don’t want to sleep on the sofa again tonight.”
“She’s gone,” Sam says. “She had me drive her to the train.”
“Gone? Where did she go?”
“Home. She said that by now her mother wouldn’t be drunk. Her mother always sobers up about this time so she won’t have to make it a New Year’s resolution.”
“Oh,” Charles says. “What are you doing there?”
“I just got back from the train. I was eating the leftover chili.”
“I forgot to ask you for New Year’s Day dinner,” Charles says.
“Oh, yeah. I figured I was invited.”
“Maybe I’ll see you later, if I’m lucky enough to get out of here soon.”
“Pete there?”
“Yeah. I’ll have to think of some reason not to go out for a drink with him.”
“How’s your mother?”
“I haven’t seen her yet. Tomorrow I’m seeing Laura.”
“That’s great. Did you call her?”
“No. Mental telepathy.”
“Oh. You’ve just got a feeling, huh?”
“I was kidding. I called her. She was baking bread in her A-frame.”
“I wish I had something to go with this chili,” Sam says. “Don’t you ever buy groceries? Maybe I could call Laura and she’d run some over.”
“Hell,” Charles says. “With your luck she probably would. With my luck she’d fall in love with you and be rolling around in my bed when I got back.”
“I’ll see you,” Sam says.
“Yeah. Good night, Sam.”
Charles walks down to his mother’s room. His mother is sitting up in bed. The curtain is pulled around the other woman’s bed. His sister is sitting in a chair beside the bed. Pete is dancing across the floor. He stops, embarrassed.
“I was demonstrating how to turn,” Pete says.
“Go ahead,” Charles says.
“I did. I already did it,” Pete says, slapping Charles’s back.
“He wants me to go dancing,” Clara says.
Charles nods.
“Show some enthusiasm, my boy,” Pete says, slapping his back harder. “Wouldn’t a few twirls fix anybody up?”
Charles moves over to Susan’s chair. He wants to sit down. He wants to sit down on her lap. He would like to be smaller, and her child instead of her brother, and then he could curl up and shut his eyes, and everyone would think he was being good, instead of being bad. It is wrong not to encourage Pete, who is trying hard to be helpful. He is just a jackass.
“Do you dance?” Charles’s mother says. It is the first time she has acknowledged his presence.
“Yes,” Charles lies, smiling at Pete that he is going along.
“What do you dance?” Clara asks.
Charles cannot think of the names of any dances. “The hula,” he says.
Susan laughs. Pete frowns.
“Aw, he’s just kidding. All young kids dance.”
“The tango,” Charles says. He has just remembered the name of that movie: Last Tango in Paris. Marlon Brando running around, cornering that Parisian, his dead wife, that young girl, the streets of Paris, all those people doing the tango, that girl running off, the streets of Paris, Laura.…
“The tango!” Pete laughs. Pete is getting mad. Susan looks down, trying not to show her smile.
“You don’t tango,” Pete says.
“I don’t know the name of the dance I do,” Charles says. “I just sort of move around.”
“Well, you’d know what you were doing if you’d take a few lessons,” Pete says. “That’s what I’ve been trying to tell Mommy. Then at the convention she could take a twirl or two like the other wives. She doesn’t want to go, because she just sits in the hotel room. We don’t have to have that, do we, Charles?”
“No,” Charles says. “She should go.”
Pete smiles approval.
“Did you hear your boy say you should take a few twirls?” Pete says. Pete does not know how to get off a subject. Susan looks down, disguising a yawn. Clara reaches for the water glass and deliberately drops it.
“I’m so clumsy,” she says, as Susan picks up the glass. Susan’s stockings are wet. “How could I be a dancer?”
“We’re going to take a museum tour when you’re on your feet,” Pete says. “We live in a city with a fine museum, and we’re going to tour it.”
“I don’t know anything about art,” she says.
“What do you have to know? You can look at a picture and enjoy it, right? What did you know about children until you had them?”
“I read Doctor Spock.”
“There! Mommy’s going to read a book about art and then hit those pictures!” Pete says, smiling broadly.
“If I ever get well,” she says.
“You are well, honey. You’re going to be looking over those pictures before you know it.”
She closes her eyes. “I never saw a Picasso I liked,” she says.
“He was a great painter,” Pete says. Charles doubts that Pete knows who Picasso is.
“I guess I could look at some of them again,” she says. Her eyes are still closed.
“That’s the idea,” Pete says. “Isn’t it?”
No one answers. Pete moves over to Charles. “That’s the idea, right?” he says.
“Right,” Charles says.<
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“Maybe we should let her get some rest,” Susan says.
“Rest those feet,” Pete says, patting them under the covers. “Those feet are going to twirl you around the floor at the convention.”
“I’ve never been to a convention,” she says.
“Three weeks!” Pete says. “There are probably art galleries in Chicago. We can hit the pictures there, too.”
“I don’t know. I try to read books, but I never get through them.”
“Just read the section on that artist you like,” Pete says.
“What artist do I like?”
“You were talking about some artist.…”
“I said I never saw a painting of his that I liked, Pete.”
“Well, you will in Chicago,” Pete says. He grabs her foot and shakes it.
“See you tomorrow, honey,” he says.
“I guess so,” she says. “Where’s my Susan’s hand?”
Susan goes back to the bed and holds her mother’s hand.
“Good-bye,” Clara says.
“Rest,” Susan says, patting her hand.
“I might not go to the convention,” Clara says. “I might stay home and rest.”
Pete’s mouth opens, but he doesn’t say anything. He smiles a big smile.
“See you tomorrow,” he says.
“Where’s my Charles?” she says.
“Oh, shit,” Charles says, loud enough for Pete to hear. He walks to his mother’s bed and gives her his hand.
“You were my first baby,” she says. “I guess that doesn’t matter to you, but it matters to me.”
“What do you mean?” Charles says, but her eyes are closed and she doesn’t answer. Deliberately. She wants them to leave thinking that she is still ill.
Charles tells Pete as they wait for the elevator that he and Susan are very tired—otherwise they’d enjoy that drink with him.
“You don’t like me,” Pete says. “I didn’t kill your father. He just died.”
The woman knitting in the sun room waves. Charles waves back. He looks at the phone. Two o’clock tomorrow.
“We’re just not very much alike,” Charles says.
Pete looks surprised; he expected some other answer. He pushes the “down” button again, straightens his coat collar.
“You’re not coming to dinner either, are you?” Pete says.