by Alice Ross
Had Connie been on her own, the string of invectives jamming in her throat would have been immediately unleashed on the perpetrator. But, aware such bawling would only add to Eric’s distress, she hunkered down to give him a reassuring stroke. As she did so, she heard the driver call over to them through the open car window.
‘Sorry!’
Connie didn’t deign to look at him, she was far too concerned with the dog. ‘So you should be,’ she hurled back, between muttering soothing platitudes to her ward. ‘I take it you haven’t noticed the Drive Carefully signs around the village.’
The man uttered something she didn’t hear. And she had absolutely no desire to request a repeat. She wasn’t interested in whatever pathetic excuse he’d dredged up. Frankly, there was no excuse. Had she and Eric been a metre further up the road, they’d have been toast.
Straightening up from the dog, she tossed a disdainful look in the direction of the vehicle – which, she noticed, as if it wasn’t pretentious enough, sported a set of garish red wheels. She then coaxed a quivering Eric across the road and, eventually, back to the house.
The dog settled on his bed and was snoring like a trooper thirty minutes later. Connie resumed her preparations for the cookery club meeting that evening, the burning rage she’d experienced in the street being slowly nudged aside by fizzing excitement. Along with making the tagliata, she planned to ask for her guests’ assistance in preparing a few side dishes – for which she still needed some ingredients, plus a couple of bottles of wine to break the ice and wash down their culinary efforts. Focused on that task, and with Eric out for the count, she snatched up her bag and keys, jumped into her car and headed over to the outskirts of Cirencester, home to – she’d been reliably informed by Anna – the biggest supermarket in the area.
Congratulating herself on finding her destination with only one wrong turn, Connie parked the car, wrestled out a trolley from the bay, and was on the verge of entering the shop when she noticed a black Porsche with red wheels parked up – almost certainly the same Porsche that had come close to flattening her and Eric earlier. It looked to be empty. A fortunate circumstance for the driver, because the mere sight of the vehicle had reignited her rage. Had he been present, all the anger she’d held back for Eric’s sake that morning would have been unleashed with interest.
Inside the supermarket, intent on her shopping, Connie threw her required items into the trolley, tossed in a few treats for Eric, added three bottles of Italian wine and three cartons of juice – to cover any “I don’t drink” eventualities – duly paid for her purchases, and was trundling back to the car when, a little way ahead, she noticed the Porsche gliding up one of the lanes, before stopping to allow an old lady to totter across. The ageing shopper safely at her destination, the vehicle continued on its route, passing Connie on the way. On the off-chance the driver might recognise her, she hastily arranged her features into a haughty expression for the split second it was driving by. Whether her efforts were in vain or not, she had no idea, because, along with the vulgar red wheels, the car also sported tinted windows – perfectly topping off the picture of pretention.
At six-fifty-two that evening, the doorbell chimed, causing Eric to vault two feet out of his basket – as usual – and Connie to vault two feet off her stool. In the ensuing hours since returning from the supermarket she’d worked herself into a tizzy, conjuring up all manner of depressing scenarios, like what if she burned something? Or what if she burned everything? Including Anna’s gorgeous house? And Anna had forgotten to take out insurance? And the fire engine couldn’t get through because of a herd of marauding cows on the road?
As soon as she answered the door, though, to find Melody beaming at her, a wave of calmness washed over her.
Connie’s first encounter with Melody had been in the newsagent’s, when she’d been out with Eric and had popped in to buy an ice cream.
‘Ah, here she is,’ Eleanor had declared from behind the counter. ‘What perfect timing. I was just telling Melody here about the cookery club and she’s very interested.’
Connie’s initial thought, as Melody had whipped around to her, had been one of astonishment. With her razor-sharp cheekbones, mane of shiny blonde hair and huge turquoise eyes, the woman was so stunning, she’d literally taken Connie’s breath away. And despite her lack of make-up, and her casual outfit of khaki combats and white T-shirt, she’d made Connie feel like something that had crawled out from under a mouldy stone. But the moment she’d smiled, Connie had warmed to her.
‘The club sounds great,’ she’d gushed, a west country lilt to her voice. ‘I’m not much of a cook, but I’m determined to get better.’
‘I’ve told her it’s all about learning,’ Eleanor had chipped in. ‘I’m no expert myself, but I enjoy a dabble. And at least you have someone to cook for, Melody.’ She turned to Connie. ‘Melody got married a few months ago.’
‘Oh. Right. Congratulations,’ Connie had offered.
Melody’s smooth velvety cheeks had flushed pink. ‘Thanks,’ she’d muttered, smile wavering somewhat.
‘So, I think she’d be a perfect candidate for the club,’ Eleanor had concluded. ‘What do you think, Connie?’
With Melody’s huge eyes gazing at her hopefully, Connie had been left with little option but to agree. Thankfully, though, all her instincts had told her Melody would be a welcome addition to the club. A sentiment reinforced by the woman’s evident excitement this evening – and the lovely bunch of cerise germinis and bottle of merlot she handed over.
‘Not very original. But I had no idea what to bring.’
‘You didn’t have to bring anything,’ Connie replied, accepting the gifts. ‘But thank you. The flowers are gorgeous. And I’m sure we can make good use of the wine. Come on in and I’ll pour us both a glass.’
‘Goodness, this all looks very professional,’ gasped Melody, upon reaching the kitchen and spotting all the measured-out ingredients in glass bowls, and the basket of veg waiting to be chopped. ‘It’s like something off the telly. And it’s doing nothing for my poor nerves. I’m really worried I’m going to be the dunce of the class.’
Connie laughed, gesturing to her guest to sit down on a stool at the island. ‘Don’t worry. It’s not a competition. It’s all about enjoying good food with like-minded people. To be honest, I’m a bit nervous myself. I’ve never done anything like this before.’
‘Really? You must be a pretty good cook, though.’
‘I don’t know about that.’ Connie set down the flowers and wine on the granite bench and began rooting around in the cupboards for a vase. ‘I’m a complete amateur but I love it. It’s been a passion of mine since I was a child.’
‘You’re lucky,’ puffed Melody. ‘I’m twenty-seven and I still haven’t found my passion.’
Mid rummage, Connie cocked an enquiring eyebrow at the obvious regret in her guest’s tone. By the time she turned back to her, though, Eric had made his presence known, peeping out from behind the sofa where he’d taken refuge immediately after the trauma of the chiming doorbell.
‘Hello, gorgeous,’ gushed Melody, sliding off her stool and scurrying over to him. ‘What’s your name?’
She was deprived of the chance to find out as the bell rang again, and Eric once again took refuge.
‘Evening, Melody,’ exclaimed Eleanor, marching into the room behind Connie a few seconds later. ‘Good to see you.’
‘And you,’ said Melody, returning to her stool. ‘Have you had a busy day in the shop?’
‘Busy doesn’t cover it,’ puffed Eleanor, placing the bottle of wine she’d been carrying onto the island top before tugging off her cardigan. ‘Up until ten minutes ago, it was looking increasingly likely that I wouldn’t be able to make it tonight. Problem with the ice-cream supplier. I’ve only just finished a fifty-minute call to them. Honestly, it’s times like this when I wonder if I’m not too old for this newsagent malarkey. If I shouldn’t just sell
up and retire to Benidorm.’
‘Don’t you dare,’ protested Melody. ‘Yours is one of the few friendly faces I’ve seen in almost a year of living here. In fact, when Malcolm’s away on business, yours is sometimes the only friendly face I see all day.’
‘Don’t tell me that. How can I go and collapse on a sunlounger and sip pina coladas all day now, knowing no one is talking to you here?’
‘You can’t,’ giggled Melody. ‘Which is why you have to stay.’
‘Ah. Not necessarily. Connie’s here now. And she has a very friendly face.’
‘But she’s not staying. The lucky thing is only here temporarily.’
Connie laughed as, having located a vase and filled it from the tap, she began arranging the flowers. ‘Surely it’s not that bad here.’
Melody gave a contemptuous snort. ‘Obviously you haven’t encountered the Residents’ Committee yet.’
‘No. I haven’t.’ Pleased with the arrangement of blooms, Connie placed the vase on the windowsill before moving back to the island and cracking open the bottle of merlot Melody had brought.
‘You’d know if you had,’ said Eleanor. ‘They’re like Rottweilers, ready to pounce on anyone who disobeys the screeds of rules they conjure up from nowhere. Wait until you read next month’s newsletter, then you’ll see what we mean.’
‘After that build-up, I can’t wait to read it,’ chuckled Connie, filling two wine glasses and sliding them across the island to her guests. She’d just filled another for herself when the doorbell struck again – heralding the arrival of Kate.
‘I might have known I’d be the last to arrive,’ the vet chuntered, bustling into the room. ‘Milo threw a tantrum, then threw up. Which made Mia cry and Jemima wail. Thank God for the au pair. If she hadn’t been there to help calm things down, I’d never have made it.’
‘I don’t know how you do it,’ remarked Eleanor. ‘Especially as Andrew never seems to be around.’
Kate furrowed her brow as she slipped onto the stool next to Melody. ‘Andrew? Who’s he again? The name is ringing a very distant bell.’ She slapped a hand to her forehead. ‘Oh! You mean the man I occasionally wake up to find in my bed. Actually, he arrived home just as I was leaving, so I saw him for thirty seconds. Which is thirty seconds longer than most days. In fact, he was away all last week on a course and the ever so slightly terrifying thing was, we hardly even noticed.’
‘I know what you mean,’ said Melody. ‘My husband, Malcolm, works really long hours too. But he never works weekends. In fact, I’ve banned all work talk between five o’clock on a Friday and eight o’clock Monday morning.’
‘Impressive,’ said Kate, accepting the glass of wine Connie handed her. ‘You obviously know what you’re doing. But to ban all work talk would imply that you two do actually engage in conversation. Something Andrew and I do very little of these days.’
‘It can only get better,’ chipped in Eleanor. ‘At least he’s there occasionally. My Frank was nowhere near perfect but I still miss him every day. Even though it’s four years now since he passed.’
‘I know.’ Kate reached across and briefly touched Eleanor’s hand. ‘I shouldn’t grumble. Especially when I see how lonely Dad is since Mum died.’
She broke off as Eleanor sputtered on her wine.
‘Sorry. Went down the wrong way.’
Kate flashed her a sympathetic smile before going on. ‘We lost Mum two years ago,’ she explained to Connie. ‘Dad used to be a GP in the village. They’d had such plans for their retirement, but then she died. Completely unexpectedly. And since then he just rattles around without purpose. I’m trying to persuade him to take up a new hobby, but I’m not hopeful. He’s lost all interest in life. But anyway, that’s enough of my woes. What about you, Connie? Anyone special in your life?’
Connie shook her head. ‘No. I was with someone for five years, but a few months ago I came home to find him in bed with one of his work colleagues.’
‘Bloody hell,’ gasped Eleanor, blue-rimmed eyes wide as she gazed at their host over the top of her wine glass. ‘I hope you gave them what for.’
‘I suppose I did. I had one of those “seeing red” moments, where I completely lost it and threw lots of things around – including the chicken biryani I’d taken home as a surprise.’
‘Ha! Good for you,’ sniggered Melody. ‘I bet that added a bit of spice to the proceedings. And ruined the sheets.’
‘I don’t know about the sheets, but it certainly mucked up his partner in crime’s hair. As mad as it was, I couldn’t believe it still looked immaculate after what they’d obviously been doing.’
‘In that case, whatever they’d been doing can’t have been up to much,’ tittered Eleanor.
Connie giggled. ‘I hadn’t thought of that.’
‘There you go then,’ piped up Melody. ‘You’re not missing much.’
‘Definitely not,’ agreed Kate. ‘I had a similar thing once at university. I’d paid a surprise visit to my boyfriend at the time, only to discover him in bed with one of the lecturers. A male one.’
‘No!’ gasped Melody.
Kate nodded. ‘And I won’t tell you what the lecturer was wearing. Suffice to say it was red and frilly.’
‘Well, I never,’ chuckled Eleanor. ‘And I thought stuff like that only happened on the telly.’
‘Real life is so much more interesting,’ confirmed Kate. ‘In fact, I could go on. But I won’t. It might put us off our food. And talking of food, I’m starving. And so looking forward to eating something that doesn’t come in the shape of an alphabet letter. Before we start, though, I think we should raise a toast to Connie’s wonderful idea. And to the inaugural meeting of the cookery club.’ She lifted her glass. ‘To Connie and the Cotswolds Cookery Club.’
‘Connie and the Cotswolds Cookery Club,’ echoed the others, clinking their glasses to hers.
Along with her nerves about potentially setting alight the entire county of Gloucestershire, together with some parts of Wiltshire, and possibly even the odd suburb of Oxfordshire, Connie had also been slightly wary about asking her guests to help prepare the dishes. A complete waste of wariness, as she soon discovered the women couldn’t wait to help.
Connie having marinated the lamb steaks with rosemary for thirty minutes before her guests arrived, Eleanor took over the cooking of the main dish. Under Connie’s direction, she wiped off the marinade, seasoned the meat with salt and pepper, then laid the steaks – along with plum tomatoes – in a pan, searing them for two minutes. Removing the pan from the heat, she then added redcurrant jelly and vinegar, whisked it to a dressing and threw in a handful of capers. The steaks were then sliced and placed on the plate of watercress and tomatoes Melody had prepared.
‘This looks delicious,’ said Melody, crumbling feta cheese over the meat, before spooning on the dressing. ‘I’m dying to try it. Although I really shouldn’t have pigged out on those crostinis.’
‘Far too moreish,’ agreed Kate. ‘But I think I may just have a weeny bit of space left for that. And might even be able to squeeze in a little of the panna cotta too.’
‘Rude not to,’ said Eleanor. ‘And I vote we make a start on that lamb before it goes cold.’
Connie plonked a basket of crusty bread down on the island. ‘Tuck in,’ she instructed.
The group required no further encouragement…
‘God, don’t tell my husband,’ puffed Melody a short while later. ‘He paid a fortune for my birthday meal at a Michelin-starred restaurant in London last month. Tonight’s meal, though, was far better. In fact, I’d go as far to say it was one of the best I’ve ever had.’
‘I’ll second that,’ agreed Kate. ‘And I can only think, Connie, that your ex must be mad to let you go when you can cook like that.’
‘Hmm. I don’t know,’ sighed Connie. ‘Now I think about it, he never really said much about my cooking.’
‘Bad case of jealousy. Anoth
er reason you’re well rid. You deserve better. Someone who appreciates your amazing skill.’ Licking the last of the creamy panna cotta from her spoon, Kate set it down, glanced at the railway clock on the wall, and groaned. ‘Bum. It’s after eleven. I’ll have to shoot. Milo wakes up around now and, if I’m not there, he’ll go into meltdown. Let me quickly help with the clearing up, though, before I go.’
‘No, honestly,’ Connie assured her. ‘I can manage.’
‘I’ll stay and help,’ cut in Melody. ‘But should we agree on the next meeting before we all disappear? I’m happy to host it if you like.’
‘Fantastic,’ said Kate. ‘Why don’t we take it in turns? The host can choose the menu and allocate the rest of us the starter, dessert or side dish. And I think we should make the meetings bi-weekly, rather than monthly. I’ve had such a great time, I don’t want to wait another month.’
‘Me neither,’ agreed Melody. ‘Plus, I vote for sticking with the Italian theme until we’ve all had a turn hosting. That was so delicious, Connie, I can’t wait to sample more. What do you think, Eleanor?’
They all turned to Eleanor, who’d taken a biscuit over to Eric in an attempt to coax him out from behind the sofa.
The sofa on which she now lay – fast asleep.
‘Must be all those early starts with the newspapers,’ giggled Melody.
‘And absolutely nothing to do with the amount of wine she’s drunk,’ tittered Kate.
Chapter Four
The next morning, Connie woke on a high. Not that she’d had much sleep. She’d been too wound-up with the success of the evening. The first meeting of the cookery club had far exceeded her expectations. The group had gelled beautifully. And the food, although she said so herself, had been utterly scrumptious. But while she buzzed, poor Eric appeared traumatised by recent events, his distressed state further agitated by their having had to help home a tipsy Eleanor. Racked with guilt at having subjected him to such an ordeal, Connie determined to make it up to him that morning, starting with a leisurely amble around the village.