“Why does he no sell it?”
“Sentimental reasons. His da gave it him as a present, and he doesnae need the money.”
The young navvy puffed out his cheeks and blew to convey astonishment, then went over to the bench. Since they were not in sight or earshot of anyone he said, “What’s the boss like?”
“Bossy.”
“Come on Joe! There’s good and bad bosses. What sort is he?”
“Middling to average. You’ll soon see.”
Ten minutes later they returned to the garden and worked for over an hour before Joe said, “Five minutes,” and straightened his back, and surveyed his work with a critical eye. The young navvy paused and looked too. He could see the rocks were well-balanced and not likely to sink under heavy rains, but the impending presence of the unseen Stoddart (maybe the biggest and bossiest boss he would ever meet) made him restless. After a minute he said, “I’ll just get us another load,” and went off with the barrow.
Half an hour later the rockery was complete. As they stood looking at it the young navvy suddenly noticed there were three of them and for a moment felt he had met the third man before. He was a massive man with a watchful, impassive face, clean white open-necked shirt, finely creased flannel slacks and white canvas sports shoes. At last the stranger, still looking at the rockery, said, “Seven minutes late. Why?”
“I got off at the wrong stop – I didnae know the street was so long.”
“Makes sense. What’s your name youngster?”
“Ian Maxwell.”
“Apart from the lateness (which will not be docked from your wages) you’ve done well today, Ian. You too Joe. A very decent rockery. The gardener can start planting tomorrow. But the day’s work is not yet done as Joe knows, but perhaps as you do not know, Ian. Because now the barrow, spade, fork, trowel go back to the tool-shed and are cleaned – cleaned thoroughly. There’s a drain in the floor and a wall-tap with a hose attached. Use them! I don’t want to find any wee crumbs of dirt between the tyre and the hub of that barrow. A neglected tool is a wasted tool. What you’d better know from the start Ian (if you and me are going to get on together) is that I am not gentry. I’m from the same folk you are from, so I know what you are liable to do and not do. But do right by me and I’ll do right by you. Understood?”
The young navvy stared, hypnotized by the dour impassive face now turned to him. Suddenly it changed. The eyes stayed watchful but the mouth widened into what the young navvy supposed was a smile, so he nodded. The big man patted him on the shoulder and walked away.
The navvies went to the tool-shed and cleaned the tools in silence. The youngest was depressed, though he did not know why. When they had returned the tools to their places (which were easy to see, because there were three of everything so a gap in the ranks was as obvious as a missing tooth) the young navvy said, “Do we just leave now?”
“No. We wait for the inspection.”
They did not wait long. There was a rattling of at least two locks then an inner door opened and Stoddart came through carrying a tray with two glasses, a whisky bottle and a jug of water. His inspection was a quick sideways glance toward the tool-racks before he said, “How old are you, Ian?”
“Nearly seventeen.”
“Too young for whisky. I’m not going to teach you bad habits. But Joe and me haven’t had our ne’erday yet. A bad thing, me forgetting old customs. A large one, Joe? Macallan’s Glenlivet Malt?”
“Thanks, aye”
“Water?”
“No thanks.”
“Quite right, better without... Good stuff Joe?”
“Aye.”
“How’s the old back, the old lumbago, Joe?”
“No bad, considering.”
“Aye, but age gets us all in the end – even me. I’m not as young as I was. We have to learn to take things easy, Joe.”
“Aye,” said Joe, and emptied the glass straight down his throat.
“God, that went fast!” said Stoddart, “Another one, Joe?”
“Goodnight,” said Joe, and walked out.
“Goodnight Joe, and goodnight to you Ian. See you next week on the dot of one youngster. Joe will be taking a bit of a rest. Right?”
“Thanks,” said the young navvy, and hurried after Joe wondering why he had said thanks instead of goodnight when he had been given nothing, had not even been paid yet for his labour.
The young navvy overtook Joe walking into the back lane and said, “Are you no going for a bus, Joe?”
“No. This is a shortcut.”
“Can I come with you?” asked the young navvy, wondering why he was asking. Joe said nothing. They walked beside each other in a lane with a brick wall on one side, a railway embankment on the other. It could have been in the depths of the country. Grass, daisies and clover grew between two parallel paths made by car wheels and the verges were thick with dandelions, dockens, thistles, burdock. Branches from trees in the gardens behind the wall hung overhead. From the embankment hawthorns and brambles stuck thorny, leafy shoots between the sagging wires of a fence. The old and young navvy walked side by side in silence, each on one of the parallel tracks. The young one felt Joe was angry, feared it had to do with him, tried to think of something to say.
And at last said, “When the boss turned up beside us there I thought he was McIvor at first.”
Joe said nothing.
“Don’t you think he’s a bit like McIvor, Joe?”
“Of course he’s like McIvor. McIvor is a foreman.
Stoddart is the foreman’s foreman – the gaffer’s gaffer. Of course he’s like McIvor.”
“But he’s cheerier than McIvor – he calls ye by your first name. Have you had drinks with him before, Joe?”
“That was the first and last.”
“The last? Why the last?”
“Because you’ve done for me.”
“What do you mean?” asked the young navvy, suddenly seeing exactly what the old one meant but confused by two amazements: amazement that the boss preferred him to Joe, amazement at the unfairness and speed of the result. Together these amazements stopped him feeling very happy or very angry. But he liked Joe so the unfairness puzzled him.
“Are you sure he doesnae ever want ye back Joe? I never heard him say so.”
“Then you need your ears washed.”
“But that cannae be right, Joe! I’ve got more muscle than you but I havenae the head yet – the skill. That’s why Mick keeps pairing us. If I’m working just by myself I won’t do so much because I’ll need to keep stopping to think.” “Too true!” said Joe, “Stoddart is stupider than he knows, but he’s a boss so nobody can put him right. In a week or two when he sees you arenae doing as well as you did today he’ll think you’ve started slacking so give you the heave and get in someone else. Or maybe no! If ye arrive ten minutes early every day, and work your guts out till he tells ye to stop, and if you take a five minutes tea-break or none at all when the housekeeper forgets ye – well, if ye sweat enough at showing you’re a boss’s man he’ll maybe keep ye.”
Joe climbed over the fence and went up the embankment by a path slanting through willow herb and the young navvy followed, his confused feelings tinged by distress. Joe led him across three sets of railway lines to a gap in a fence of upright railway sleepers. They were now in a broad, unpeopled street between old warehouses. “What should I do Joe?” asked the youngest navvy. He was not answered, so said it again. After a long silence Joe suddenly said, “Get out of this into civil engineering, son. No bastard can own you in civil engineering because ye travel all over. Highland power stations, motorways in the Midlands, reservoirs in Wales – if ye tire of one job ye just collect your jotters and wages, clear out the same day and go to another. Naebody minds. No questions asked. And the money, the overtime is phenomenal. Once at Loch Sloy I worked a forty-eight hour stint – forty-eight hours with the usual breaks of course, but I was on the job the whole time without one wink of sleep. Someone bet me I
couldnae but I could and I did. Civil engineering is the life, son, for folk like you and me. Of course most of the money goes on booze and betting, there’s nothing much else to do with it. Some keep a wife and weans on the money but why bother? Ye only get to see them one week in six maybe. Family life is a con, a bloody imposition. Not that I’m advocating prostitutes! Keep clear of all women, son, is my advice to you: if they don’t give you weans they’ll give you some other disease. Chuck Stoddart and go into civil engineering. It’s the only life for a man while he has his strength. That’s what I did and I’ve never regretted it.”
Joe seldom said more than one sentence at a time so the young navvy brooded over this speech. Booze, betting and prostitutes did not attract him. He wanted to hurl himself through the air toward any target he chose, going faster than a mile a minute with maybe a girl clinging on a pillion behind. But a good bike cost nearly £400. After paying his people two thirds of his weekly earnings in return for the home and services he had enjoyed since infancy, about £4 remained which (despite his intentions of saving £3 a week) seemed always to get eaten up by tram, café, cinema, dancehall, football, haircut and clothes expenses – he had begun to like dressing well on his few nights out. But if he worked on a big civil engineering job in the Highlands, and did all the twelve or sixteen hour shifts his strength allowed, and slept and ate cheaply in a workers’ hostel, and paid his people a few shillings a week till he felt like returning, he might earn enough to buy a good bike in less than a year. Then the neglected Honda in the boss’s tool-shed came to mind, and Stoddart’s words A neglected tool is a wasted tool. He decided that next Sunday, perhaps during the tea-break, he would set the Honda in its blocks, clean it and tidy away the tools. Stoddart would certainly notice this and say something during the five o’clock inspection, and the young navvy had a feeling this might lead to something useful. He did not know what, but found the prospect oddly exciting, though he still felt sorry for Joe.
While he pondered these things they crossed a bridge over a railway cutting and came to Kilmarnock Road. It was a busy road with the railway on one side and on the other wee shops and pubs on the ground floors of ordinary tenements. The young navvy knew this road well. He travelled it by tramcar six days a week from his home to the building site and back. He was perplexed to find it so near the foreign, almost secret city of huge rich houses. A few blocks away he noticed a sign of a station where a subway train would take him home in time for the usual family tea. His distress vanished. He said, “I don’t think my ma or da would like me going off to civil engineering just yet, Joe, but I’ll take a crack at it one day. Thanks for the tip. See you the morrow.” Joe nodded and they separated.
Homeward Bound
This thirty-year-old college lecturer is big, stout, handsome, with the innocent baby face of a man used to being served by women, the sulky underlip of one who has never been served as much as he wants. It is Sunday afternoon. He compares the dial of his wristwatch with that of a small ornate clock under a glass dome on his mantelpiece. Both indicate 2.49. He sighs and looks critically round the apartment like a mechanic surveying a machine that has stopped working for him. Walls are pale grey, woodwork white, the moss-green fitted carpet harmonizes (not too obviously) with his immaculate dark-green sweater. A large low bed lacks foot and headboard, has big blue cushions strewn on it, and derives an air of invitation from a nearby coffee table on which lie a board supporting cold roast chicken, oatcakes, pat of butter, knife, salt-cellar; a salver of apples, peaches, grapes; a dish of small bright cakes and sweets. A few stones in the marble fireplace look nothing like coal, but bright flames among them give the air warmth which would make undressing easy, without making clothed people sweat. Through an oriel window a view of sunlit treetops can be blotted out (when wished) by smoothly running floor-length curtains, curtains with the light tone of his finely creased flannel trousers. Yet he sighs again, not feeling truly at home. Maybe an apple will help. He goes determinedly to the table but hesitates to disturb his arrangement of the fruit. A bell chimes softly. Smiling with relief he leaves the room, crosses a small lobby, opens the front door and says, “Vlasta.”
A bitterly sobbing woman runs in past him. He looks out into the corridor, sees nobody else, closes the door.
Returning to the main room he stands watching the woman and thoughtfully rubbing his chin. She crouches on an easy chair, handbag on lap, sobbing into handkerchief. She is bony and fortyish with wild black hair flowing over the shoulders of her fur coat, a long black skirt and histrionic earrings. The sobs lessen. He tiptoes to the coffee table, lifts and places it softly near her right elbow, selects an apple and sits on a chaise-longue facing her. Cautiously he bites the apple. Her sobbing stops. She removes mirror from handbag and blots off tears, taking care not to damage make-up. He says softly, “I’m glad you came. Eat something. It sometimes helps.”
She says hoarsely, “You are always so sweet to me, Alan.”
She restores mirror and hanky to handbag, tears a wing from the chicken, bites, swallows and says, “Half an hour ago I threw out Arnold. He did not want to go. I had to call the police. He was drunk and violent. He cracked my tortoise, Alan.”
“You were right to call the police.”
“He was sweet to begin with – just like you. And then he went bad on me. Eventually they all go bad on me – except you.”
She bites and swallows more chicken.
Then looks around and says, “Are you expecting someone?”
He smiles sadly, says, “Expecting someone? I only wish I was.”
“But this food! … And the room. You did not always keep it so spick and span.”
“I do nowadays. I’ve become a real old woman since you left me, Vlasta, hoovering the carpet, dusting the clock – I’ve even grown cranky about food. I don’t eat regular meals any longer. I keep plates of fruit and cold chicken beside me and have a nibble whenever I feel like it.”
“How odd! But have you no little girlfriend? No mistress?”
With a harsh laugh Alan throws the apple core into a brass coal-scuttle he uses as a waste basket and says, “None! None! I know plenty of women. I’ve invited some of them up here, and they’ve come. A few stayed the night. But (I don’t know why) they all bored me. After you they were all so insipid.”
“I knew it!” cries Vlasta exultantly, “Yes I knew it! When I left you I told myself, You are destroying this man. You have taught him all he knows and now that you leave him his confidence will vanish also. In fact you are castrating him! But I had to do it. You were sweet but… oh so deadly dull. No imagination. And so I had to leave.”
“It was agony,” he assures her.
“I knew. I was sorry for you but I needed excitement. I will take my coat off, this room is far too warm, how can you bear it?”
She stands and flings her chicken bone into the scuttle. But Alan has risen first. Slipping behind her he helps remove the coat murmuring, “Perhaps you’ll remove more before you leave.”
“What a fool you are Alan – you still know nothing about women. It was four years ago, not last week we ceased to be lovers. I came here for peace, not erotic excitement. In the last three hours I have had more excitement than many of the bourgeoisie experience in a lifetime.”
“Sorry!” murmurs Alan, and carries coat to bed. He lays it there then sits on bedfoot, right elbow on knee, right hand supporting chin like Rodin’s Thinker.
“I am a dreadful woman, I destroy men!” says Vlasta, yawning and stretching her arms, “Arnold kept shouting that while the policemen dragged him away.”
“Please sit beside me. I’m very lonely.”
She sits beside him saying, “Think of Mick McTeague, old before his time and drinking like a fish.”
“He was a sixty-year-old alcoholic when you first met him.”
“He’s worse now. Last week I saw Angus pushing his baby in a pram in the park, a slave to a woman too foolish to understand him.”
“H
e seems perfectly happy to me,” says Alan, looking at her, “We play snooker sometimes.” She laughs aloud at his naivety.
“Oh Alan have you forgotten everything I taught you? Beneath the calmest of lives all sorts of dreadful things are happening: spiritual rapes, murders, incests, tortures, suicides. And the calmer the surface the worse what is hidden beneath.”
Her perfume fills his nostrils, her body is an inch away, with real excitement he declares, “I love the way you turn life into an adventure, an exciting, idiotic adventure.”
“IDIOTIC?” she cries, glaring.
“No no no no!” he explains hastily, “That was a slip of the tongue, a device by which my conventional bourgeois hypocricy attempted to defend itself.”
“Hm!” she says, only slightly placated, “I see you remember some of the things I taught you.”
She sits beside him again, yawns and says, “Ahoo I am very tired. It is exhausting work, explaining life to thick policemen.”
She lies back on the bed with her face upward and eyes closed.
A minute passes in silence. He stealthily pulls off his shoes, lies beside her and unfastens the top button of her blouse. Without opening her eyes she says in a small voice, “I told you I was in no mood.”
“Sorry.”
He sighs and resumes the Rodin’s Thinker pose. After a while she says lazily, “I love you for being so easily discouraged.”
He looks hopefully round. Her eyes are open, she is smiling, then laughing and sitting up and embracing him.
“Oh Alan, I can refuse you nothing! You are like an ugly old comfortable sofa I must always fall back upon.”
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