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by L. Frank Baum


  “But you’re old, now, Jim,” suggested Zeb.

  “Old! Why, I feel like a colt today,” replied Jim. “I only wish there was a real horse here for me to race with. I’d show the people a fine sight, I can tell you.”

  “Then why not race with the Sawhorse?” enquired the Scarecrow.

  “He’s afraid,” said Jim.

  “Oh, no,” answered the Sawhorse. “I merely said it wasn’t fair. But if my friend the Real Horse is willing to undertake the race I am quite ready.”

  So they unharnessed Jim and took the saddle off the Sawhorse, and the two queerly matched animals were stood side by side for the start.

  “When I say ‘Go!’“ Zeb called to them, “you must dig out and race until you reach those three trees you see over yonder. Then circle ‘round them and come back again. The first one that passes the place where the Princess sits shall be named the winner. Are you ready?”

  “I suppose I ought to give the wooden dummy a good start of me,” growled Jim.

  “Never mind that,” said the Sawhorse. “I’ll do the best I can.”

  “Go!” cried Zeb; and at the word the two horses leaped forward and the race was begun.

  THE WIZARD TOOK A PIGLET FROM OZMA’S HAIR.

  Jim’s big hoofs pounded away at a great rate, and although he did not look very graceful he ran in a way to do credit to his Kentucky breeding. But the Sawhorse was swifter than the wind. Its wooden legs moved so fast that their twinkling could scarcely be seen, and although so much smaller than the cab-horse it covered the ground much faster. Before they had reached the trees the Sawhorse was far ahead, and the wooden animal returned to the starting place and was being lustily cheered by the Ozites before Jim came panting up to the canopy where the Princess and her friends were seated.

  THE HUNGRY TIGER TEACHES JIM A LESSON.

  I am sorry to record the fact that Jim was not only ashamed of his defeat but for a moment lost control of his temper. As he looked at the comical face of the Sawhorse he imagined that the creature was laughing at him; so in a fit of unreasonable anger he turned around and made a vicious kick that sent his rival tumbling head over heels upon the ground, and broke off one of its legs and its left ear.

  An instant later the Tiger crouched and launched its huge body through the air swift and resistless as a ball from a cannon. The beast struck Jim full on his shoulder and sent the astonished cab-horse rolling over and over, amid shouts of delight from the spectators, who had been horrified by the ungracious act he had been guilty of.

  When Jim came to himself and sat upon his haunches he found the Cowardly Lion crouched on one side of him and the Hungry Tiger on the other, and their eyes were glowing like balls of fire.

  “I beg your pardon, I’m sure,” said Jim, meekly. “I was wrong to kick the Sawhorse, and I am sorry I became angry at him. He has won the race, and won it fairly; but what can a horse of flesh do against a tireless beast of wood?”

  Hearing this apology the Tiger and the Lion stopped lashing their tails and retreated with dignified steps to the side of the Princess.

  “No one must injure one of our friends in our presence,” growled the Lion; and Zeb ran to Jim and whispered that unless he controlled his temper in the future he would probably be torn to pieces.

  Then the Tin Woodman cut a straight and strong limb from a tree with his gleaming axe and made a new leg and a new ear for the Sawhorse; and when they had been securely fastened in place Princess Ozma took the coronet from her own head and placed it upon that of the winner of the race. Said she:

  “My friend, I reward you for your swiftness by proclaiming you Prince of Horses, whether of wood or of flesh; and hereafter all other horses — in the Land of Oz, at least — must be considered imitations, and you the real Champion of your race.”

  There was more applause at this, and then Ozma had the jewelled saddle replaced upon the Sawhorse and herself rode the victor back to the city at the head of the grand procession.

  “I ought to be a fairy,” grumbled Jim, as he slowly drew the buggy home; “for to be just an ordinary horse in a fairy country is to be of no account whatever. It’s no place for us, Zeb.”

  “It’s lucky we got here, though,” said the boy; and Jim thought of the dark cave, and agreed with him.

  CHAPTER 18.

  THE TRIAL OF EUREKA THE KITTEN

  SEVERAL days of festivity and merry-making followed, for such old friends did not often meet and there was much to be told and talked over between them, and many amusements to be enjoyed in this delightful country.

  Ozma was happy to have Dorothy beside her, for girls of her own age with whom it was proper for the Princess to associate were very few, and often the youthful Ruler of Oz was lonely for lack of companionship.

  It was the third morning after Dorothy’s arrival, and she was sitting with Ozma and their friends in a reception room, talking over old times, when the Princess said to her maid:

  “Please go to my boudoir, Jellia, and get the white piglet I left on the dressing-table. I want to play with it.”

  Jellia at once departed on the errand, and she was gone so long that they had almost forgotten her mission when the green robed maiden returned with a troubled face.

  “The piglet is not there, your Highness,” said she.

  “Not there!” exclaimed Ozma. “Are you sure?”

  “I have hunted in every part of the room,” the maid replied.

  “Was not the door closed?” asked the Princess.

  “Yes, your Highness; I am sure it was; for when I opened it Dorothy’s white kitten crept out and ran up the stairs.”

  Hearing this, Dorothy and the Wizard exchanged startled glances, for they remembered how often Eureka had longed to eat a piglet. The little girl jumped up at once.

  “Come, Ozma,” she said, anxiously; “let us go ourselves to search for the piglet.”

  So the two went to the dressing-room of the Princess and searched carefully in every corner and among the vases and baskets and ornaments that stood about the pretty boudoir. But not a trace could they find of the tiny creature they sought.

  Dorothy was nearly weeping, by this time, while Ozma was angry and indignant. When they returned to the others the Princess said:

  “There is little doubt that my pretty piglet has been eaten by that horrid kitten, and if that is true the offender must be punished.”

  “I don’t b’lieve Eureka would do such a dreadful thing!” cried Dorothy, much distressed. “Go and get my kitten, please, Jellia, and we’ll hear what she has to say about it.”

  The green maiden hastened away, but presently returned and said:

  “The kitten will not come. She threatened to scratch my eyes out if I touched her.”

  “Where is she?” asked Dorothy.

  “Under the bed in your own room,” was the reply.

  So Dorothy ran to her room and found the kitten under the bed.

  “Come here, Eureka!” she said.

  “I won’t,” answered the kitten, in a surly voice.

  “Oh, Eureka! Why are you so bad?”

  The kitten did not reply.

  “If you don’t come to me, right away,” continued Dorothy, getting provoked, “I’ll take my Magic Belt and wish you in the Country of the Gurgles.”

  “Why do you want me?” asked Eureka, disturbed by this threat.

  “You must go to Princess Ozma. She wants to talk to you.”

  “All right,” returned the kitten, creeping out. “I’m not afraid of Ozma — or anyone else.”

  Dorothy carried her in her arms back to where the others sat in grieved and thoughtful silence.

  “Tell me, Eureka,” said the Princess, gently: “did you eat my pretty piglet?”

  “I won’t answer such a foolish question,” asserted Eureka, with a snarl.

  “Oh, yes you will, dear,” Dorothy declared. “The piglet is gone, and you ran out of the room when Jellia opened the door. So, if you are innocent, Eureka, you mu
st tell the Princess how you came to be in her room, and what has become of the piglet.”

  “Who accuses me?” asked the kitten, defiantly.

  “No one,” answered Ozma. “Your actions alone accuse you. The fact is that I left my little pet in my dressing-room lying asleep upon the table; and you must hove stolen in without my knowing it. When next the door was opened you ran out and hid yourself — and the piglet was gone.”

  “That’s none of my business,” growled the kitten.

  “Don’t be impudent, Eureka,” admonished Dorothy.

  “It is you who are impudent,” said Eureka, “for accusing me of such a crime when you can’t prove it except by guessing.”

  Ozma was now greatly incensed by the kitten’s conduct. She summoned her Captain-General, and when the long, lean officer appeared she said:

  “Carry this cat away to prison, and keep her in safe confinement until she is tried by law for the crime of murder.”

  So the Captain-General took Eureka from the arms of the now weeping Dorothy and in spite of the kitten’s snarls and scratches carried it away to prison.

  “What shall we do now?” asked the Scarecrow, with a sigh, for such a crime had cast a gloom over all the company.

  “I will summon the Court to meet in the Throne Room at three o’clock,” replied Ozma. “I myself will be the judge, and the kitten shall have a fair trial.”

  “What will happen if she is guilty?” asked Dorothy.

  “She must die,” answered the Princess.

  “Nine times?” enquired the Scarecrow.

  “As many times as is necessary,” was the reply. “I will ask the Tin Woodman to defend the prisoner, because he has such a kind heart I am sure he will do his best to save her. And the Woggle-Bug shall be the Public Accuser, because he is so learned that no one can deceive him.”

  “Who will be the jury?” asked the Tin Woodman.

  PORTRAIT OF THE WIZARD OF OZ.

  “There ought to be several animals on the jury,” said Ozma, “because animals understand each other better than we people understand them. So the jury shall consist of the Cowardly Lion, the Hungry Tiger, Jim the Cab-horse, the Yellow Hen, the Scarecrow, the Wizard, Tik-tok the Machine Man, the Sawhorse and Zeb of Hugson’s Ranch. That makes the nine which the law requires, and all my people shall be admitted to hear the testimony.”

  They now separated to prepare for the sad ceremony; for whenever an appeal is made to law sorrow is almost certain to follow — even in a fairyland like Oz. But it must be stated that the people of that Land were generally so well-behaved that there was not a single lawyer amongst them, and it had been years since any Ruler had sat in judgment upon an offender of the law. The crime of murder being the most dreadful crime of all, tremendous excitement prevailed in the Emerald City when the news of Eureka’s arrest and trial became known.

  The Wizard, when he returned to his own room, was exceedingly thoughtful. He had no doubt Eureka had eaten his piglet, but he realized that a kitten cannot be depended upon at all times to act properly, since its nature is to destroy small animals and even birds for food, and the tame cat that we keep in our houses today is descended from the wild cat of the jungle — a very ferocious creature, indeed. The Wizard knew that if Dorothy’s pet was found guilty and condemned to death the little girl would be made very unhappy; so, although he grieved over the piglet’s sad fate as much as any of them, he resolved to save Eureka’s life.

  Sending for the Tin Woodman the Wizard took him into a corner and whispered:

  “My friend, it is your duty to defend the white kitten and try to save her, but I fear you will fail because Eureka has long wished to eat a piglet, to my certain knowledge, and my opinion is that she has been unable to resist the temptation. Yet her disgrace and death would not bring back the piglet, but only serve to make Dorothy unhappy. So I intend to prove the kitten’s innocence by a trick.”

  He drew from his inside pocket one of the eight tiny piglets that were remaining and continued:

  “This creature you must hide in some safe place, and if the jury decides that Eureka is guilty you may then produce this piglet and claim it is the one that was lost. All the piglets are exactly alike, so no one can dispute your word. This deception will save Eureka’s life, and then we may all be happy again.”

  “I do not like to deceive my friends,” replied the Tin Woodman; “still, my kind heart urges me to save Eureka’s life, and I can usually trust my heart to do the right thing. So I will do as you say, friend Wizard.”

  After some thought he placed the little pig inside his funnel-shaped hat, and then put the hat upon his head and went back to his room to think over his speech to the jury.

  CHAPTER 19.

  THE WIZARD PERFORMS ANOTHER TRICK

  AT three o’clock the Throne Room was crowded with citizens, men, women and children being eager to witness the great trial.

  Princess Ozma, dressed in her most splendid robes of state, sat in the magnificent emerald throne, with her jewelled sceptre in her hand and her sparkling coronet upon her fair brow. Behind her throne stood the twenty-eight officers of her army and many officials of the royal household. At her right sat the queerly assorted Jury — animals, animated dummies and people — all gravely prepared to listen to what was said. The kitten had been placed in a large cage just before the throne, where she sat upon her haunches and gazed through the bars at the crowds around her, with seeming unconcern.

  And now, at a signal from Ozma, the Woggle-Bug arose and addressed the jury. His tone was pompous and he strutted up and down in an absurd attempt to appear dignified.

  “Your Royal Highness and Fellow Citizens,” he began; “the small cat you see a prisoner before you is accused of the crime of first murdering and then eating our esteemed Ruler’s fat piglet — or else first eating and then murdering it. In either case a grave crime has been committed which deserves a grave punishment.”

  “Do you mean my kitten must be put in a grave?” asked Dorothy.

  “Don’t interrupt, little girl,” said the Woggle-Bug. “When I get my thoughts arranged in good order I do not like to have anything upset them or throw them into confusion.”

  “If your thoughts were any good they wouldn’t become confused,” remarked the Scarecrow, earnestly. “My thoughts are always — — ”

  “Is this a trial of thoughts, or of kittens?” demanded the Woggle-Bug.

  “It’s a trial of one kitten,” replied the Scarecrow; “but your manner is a trial to us all.”

  “Let the Public Accuser continue,” called Ozma from her throne, “and I pray you do not interrupt him.”

  “The criminal who now sits before the court licking her paws,” resumed the Woggle-Bug, “has long desired to unlawfully eat the fat piglet, which was no bigger than a mouse. And finally she made a wicked plan to satisfy her depraved appetite for pork. I can see her, in my mind’s eye — — ”

  “What’s that?” asked the Scarecrow.

  “I say I can see her in my mind’s eye — — ”

  “The mind has no eye,” declared the Scarecrow. “It’s blind.”

  “Your Highness,” cried the Woggle-Bug, appealing to Ozma, “have I a mind’s eye, or haven’t I?”

  “If you have, it is invisible,” said the Princess.

  “Very true,” returned the Woggle-Bug, bowing. “I say I see the criminal, in my mind’s eye, creeping stealthily into the room of our Ozma and secreting herself, when no one was looking, until the Princess had gone away and the door was closed. Then the murderer was alone with her helpless victim, the fat piglet, and I see her pounce upon the innocent creature and eat it up — — ”

  “Are you still seeing with your mind’s eye?” enquired the Scarecrow.

  “Of course; how else could I see it? And we know the thing is true, because since the time of that interview there is no piglet to be found anywhere.”

  EUREKA IN COURT.

  “I suppose, if the cat had been gone, inst
ead of the piglet, your mind’s eye would see the piglet eating the cat,” suggested the Scarecrow.

  “Very likely,” acknowledged the Woggle-Bug. “And now, Fellow Citizens and Creatures of the Jury, I assert that so awful a crime deserves death, and in the case of the ferocious criminal before you — who is now washing her face — the death penalty should be inflicted nine times.”

  There was great applause when the speaker sat down. Then the Princess spoke in a stern voice:

  “Prisoner, what have you to say for yourself? Are you guilty, or not guilty?”

  “Why, that’s for you to find out,” replied Eureka. “If you can prove I’m guilty, I’ll be willing to die nine times, but a mind’s eye is no proof, because the Woggle-Bug has no mind to see with.”

  “Never mind, dear,” said Dorothy.

  Then the Tin Woodman arose and said:

  “Respected Jury and dearly beloved Ozma, I pray you not to judge this feline prisoner unfeelingly. I do not think the innocent kitten can be guilty, and surely it is unkind to accuse a luncheon of being a murder. Eureka is the sweet pet of a lovely little girl whom we all admire, and gentleness and innocence are her chief virtues. Look at the kitten’s intelligent eyes;” (here Eureka closed her eyes sleepily) “gaze at her smiling countenance!” (here Eureka snarled and showed her teeth) “mark the tender pose of her soft, padded little hands!” (Here Eureka bared her sharp claws and scratched at the bars of the cage.) “Would such a gentle animal be guilty of eating a fellow creature? No; a thousand times, no!”

  “Oh, cut it short,” said Eureka; “you’ve talked long enough.”

  “I’m trying to defend you,” remonstrated the Tin Woodman.

  “Then say something sensible,” retorted the kitten. “Tell them it would be foolish for me to eat the piglet, because I had sense enough to know it would raise a row if I did. But don’t try to make out I’m too innocent to eat a fat piglet if I could do it and not be found out. I imagine it would taste mighty good.”

 

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