“I believe that is true,” declared Shaggy. “My dear brother is very wise to prefer real trees to the imitation ones. But come; let us go there and find him.”
Shaggy started for the green grove at once, and the others followed him, being curious to witness the final rescue of his long-sought, long-lost brother.
Not far from the edge of the grove they came upon a small hut, cleverly made of twigs and golden branches woven together. As they approached the place they caught a glimpse of a form that darted into the hut and slammed the door tight shut after him.
Shaggy Man ran to the door and cried aloud:
“Brother! Brother!”
“Who calls,” demanded a sad, hollow voice from within.
“It is Shaggy — your own loving brother — who has been searching for you a long time and has now come to rescue you.”
“Too late!” replied the gloomy voice. “No one can rescue me now.”
“Oh, but you are mistaken about that,” said Shaggy. “There is a new King of the nomes, named Kaliko, in Ruggedo’s place, and he has promised you shall go free.”
“Free! I dare not go free!” said the Ugly One, in a voice of despair.
“Why not, Brother?” asked Shaggy, anxiously.
“Do you know what they have done to me?” came the answer through the closed door.
“No. Tell me, Brother, what have they done?”
“When Ruggedo first captured me I was very handsome. Don’t you remember, Shaggy?”
“Not very well, Brother; you were so young when I left home. But I remember that mother thought you were beautiful.”
“She was right! I am sure she was right,” wailed the prisoner. “But Ruggedo wanted to injure me — to make me ugly in the eyes of all the world — so he performed a wicked enchantment. I went to bed beautiful — or you might say handsome — to be very modest I will merely claim that I was good-looking — and I wakened the next morning the homeliest man in all the world! I am so repulsive that when I look in a mirror I frighten myself.”
“Poor Brother!” said Shaggy softly, and all the others were silent from sympathy.
“I was so ashamed of my looks,” continued the voice of Shaggy’s brother, “that I tried to hide; but the cruel King Ruggedo forced me to appear before all the legion of nomes, to whom he said: ‘Behold the Ugly One!’ But when the nomes saw my face they all fell to laughing and jeering, which prevented them from working at their tasks. Seeing this, Ruggedo became angry and pushed me into a tunnel, closing the rock entrance so that I could not get out. I followed the length of the tunnel until I reached this huge dome, where the marvelous Metal Forest stands, and here I have remained ever since.”
“Poor Brother!” repeated Shaggy. “But I beg you now to come forth and face us, who are your friends. None here will laugh or jeer, however unhandsome you may be.”
“No, indeed,” they all added pleadingly.
But the Ugly One refused the invitation.
“I cannot,” said he; “indeed, I cannot face strangers, ugly as I am.”
Shaggy Man turned to the group surrounding him.
“What shall I do?” he asked in sorrowful tones. “I cannot leave my dear brother here, and he refuses to come out of that house and face us.”
“I’ll tell you,” replied Betsy. “Let him put on a mask.”
“The very idea I was seeking!” exclaimed Shaggy joyfully; and then he called out: “Brother, put a mask over your face, and then none of us can see what your features are like.”
“I have no mask,” answered the Ugly One.
“Look here,” said Betsy; “he can use my handkerchief.”
Shaggy looked at the little square of cloth and shook his head.
“It isn’t big enough,” he objected; “I’m sure it isn’t big enough to hide a man’s face. But he can use mine.”
Saying this he took from his pocket his own handkerchief and went to the door of the hut.
“Here, my Brother,” he called, “take this handkerchief and make a mask of it. I will also pass you my knife, so that you may cut holes for the eyes, and then you must tie it over your face.”
The door slowly opened, just far enough for the Ugly One to thrust out his hand and take the handkerchief and the knife. Then it closed again.
“Don’t forget a hole for your nose,” cried Betsy. “You must breathe, you know.”
For a time there was silence. Queen Ann and her army sat down upon the ground to rest. Betsy sat on Hank’s back. Polychrome danced lightly up and down the jeweled paths while Files and the Princess wandered through the groves arm in arm. Tik-Tok, who never tired, stood motionless.
By and by a noise sounded from within the hut.
“Are you ready?” asked Shaggy.
“Yes, Brother,” came the reply and the door was thrown open to allow the Ugly One to step forth.
Betsy might have laughed aloud had she not remembered how sensitive to ridicule Shaggy’s brother was, for the handkerchief with which he had masked his features was a red one covered with big white polka dots. In this two holes had been cut — in front of the eyes — while two smaller ones before the nostrils allowed the man to breathe freely. The cloth was then tightly drawn over the Ugly One’s face and knotted at the back of his neck.
He was dressed in clothes that had once been good, but now were sadly worn and frayed. His silk stockings had holes in them, and his shoes were stub-toed and needed blackening. “But what can you expect,” whispered Betsy, “when the poor man has been a prisoner for so many years?”
Shaggy had darted forward, and embraced his newly found brother with both his arms. The brother also embraced Shaggy, who then led him forward and introduced him to all the assembled company.
“This is the new Nome King,” he said when he came to Kaliko. “He is our friend, and has granted you your freedom.”
“That is a kindly deed,” replied Ugly in a sad voice, “but I dread to go back to the world in this direful condition. Unless I remain forever masked, my dreadful face would curdle all the milk and stop all the clocks.”
“Can’t the enchantment be broken in some way?” inquired Betsy.
Shaggy looked anxiously at Kaliko, who shook his head.
“I am sure I can’t break the enchantment,” he said. “Ruggedo was fond of magic, and learned a good many enchantments that we nomes know nothing of.”
“Perhaps Ruggedo himself might break his own enchantment,” suggested Ann; “but unfortunately we have allowed the old King to escape.”
“Never mind, my dear Brother,” said Shaggy consolingly; “I am very happy to have found you again, although I may never see your face. So let us make the most of this joyful reunion.”
The Ugly One was affected to tears by this tender speech, and the tears began to wet the red handkerchief; so Shaggy gently wiped them away with his coat sleeve.
Chapter Twenty-Two
Kindly Kisses
“Won’t you be dreadful sorry to leave this lovely place?” Betsy asked the Ugly One.
“No, indeed,” said he. “Jewels and gold are cold and heartless things, and I am sure I would presently have died of loneliness had I not found the natural forest at the edge of the artificial one. Anyhow, without these real trees I should soon have starved to death.”
Betsy looked around at the quaint trees.
“I don’t just understand that,” she admitted. “What could you find to eat here.”
“The best food in the world,” Ugly answered. “Do you see that grove at your left?” he added, pointing it out; “well, such trees as those do not grow in your country, or in any other place but this cavern. I have named them ‘Hotel Trees,’ because they bear a certain kind of table d’hote fruit called ‘Three-Course Nuts.’“
“That’s funny!” said Betsy. “What are the ‘Three-Course Nuts’ like?”
“Something like cocoanuts, to look at,” explained the Ugly One. “All you have to do is to pick one of them and then si
t down and eat your dinner. You first unscrew the top part and find a cupfull of good soup. After you’ve eaten that, you unscrew the middle part and find a hollow filled with meat and potatoes, vegetables and a fine salad. Eat that, and unscrew the next section, and you come to the dessert in the bottom of the nut. That is, pie and cake, cheese and crackers, and nuts and raisins. The Three-Course Nuts are not all exactly alike in flavor or in contents, but they are all good and in each one may be found a complete three-course dinner.”
“But how about breakfasts?” inquired Betsy.
“Why, there are Breakfast Trees for that, which grow over there at the right. They bear nuts, like the others, only the nuts contain coffee or chocolate, instead of soup; oatmeal instead of meat-and-potatoes, and fruits instead of dessert. Sad as has been my life in this wonderful prison, I must admit that no one could live more luxuriously in the best hotel in the world than I have lived here; but I will be glad to get into the open air again and see the good old sun and the silvery moon and the soft green grass and the flowers that are kissed by the morning dew. Ah, how much more lovely are those blessed things than the glitter of gems or the cold gleam of gold!”
“Of course,” said Betsy. “I once knew a little boy who wanted to catch the measles, because all the little boys in his neighborhood but him had ‘em, and he was really unhappy ‘cause he couldn’t catch ‘em, try as he would. So I’m pretty certain that the things we want, and can’t have, are not good for us. Isn’t that true, Shaggy?”
“Not always, my dear,” he gravely replied. “If we didn’t want anything, we would never get anything, good or bad. I think our longings are natural, and if we act as nature prompts us we can’t go far wrong.”
“For my part,” said Queen Ann, “I think the world would be a dreary place without the gold and jewels.”
“All things are good in their way,” said Shaggy; “but we may have too much of any good thing. And I have noticed that the value of anything depends upon how scarce it is, and how difficult it is to obtain.”
“Pardon me for interrupting you,” said King Kaliko, coming to their side, “but now that we have rescued Shaggy’s brother I would like to return to my royal cavern. Being the King of the Nomes, it is my duty to look after my restless subjects and see that they behave themselves.”
So they all turned and began walking through the Metal Forest to the other side of the great domed cave, where they had first entered it. Shaggy and his brother walked side by side and both seemed rejoiced that they were together after their long separation. Betsy didn’t dare look at the polka dot handkerchief, for fear she would laugh aloud; so she walked behind the two brothers and led Hank by holding fast to his left ear.
When at last they reached the place where the passage led to the outer world, Queen Ann said, in a hesitating way that was unusual with her:
“I have not conquered this Nome Country, nor do I expect to do so; but I would like to gather a few of these pretty jewels before I leave this place.”
“Help yourself, ma’am,” said King Kaliko, and at once the officers of the Army took advantage of his royal permission and began filling their pockets, while Ann tied a lot of diamonds in a big handkerchief.
This accomplished, they all entered the passage, the nomes going first to light the way with their torches. They had not proceeded far when Betsy exclaimed:
“Why, there are jewels here, too!”
All eyes were turned upon the ground and they found a regular trail of jewels strewn along the rock floor.
“This is queer!” said Kaliko, much surprised. “I must send some of my nomes to gather up these gems and replace them in the Metal Forest, where they belong. I wonder how they came to be here?”
All the way along the passage they found this trail of jewels, but when they neared the end the mystery was explained. For there, squatted upon the floor with his back to the rock wall, sat old Ruggedo, puffing and blowing as if he was all tired out. Then they realized it was he who had scattered the jewels, from his many pockets, which one by one had burst with the weight of their contents as he had stumbled along the passage.
“But I don’t mind,” said Ruggedo, with a deep sigh. “I now realize that I could not have carried such a weighty load very far, even had I managed to escape from this passage with it. The woman who sewed the pockets on my robe used poor thread, for which I shall thank her.”
“Have you any jewels left?” inquired Betsy.
He glanced into some of the remaining pockets.
“A few,” said he, “but they will be sufficient to supply my wants, and I no longer have any desire to be rich. If some of you will kindly help me to rise, I’ll get out of here and leave you, for I know you all despise me and prefer my room to my company.”
Shaggy and Kaliko raised the old King to his feet, when he was confronted by Shaggy’s brother, whom he now noticed for the first time. The queer and unexpected appearance of the Ugly One so startled Ruggedo that he gave a wild cry and began to tremble, as if he had seen a ghost.
“Wh — wh — who is this?” he faltered.
“I am that helpless prisoner whom your cruel magic transformed from a handsome man into an ugly one!” answered Shaggy’s brother, in a voice of stern reproach.
“Really, Ruggedo,” said Betsy, “you ought to be ashamed of that mean trick.”
“I am, my dear,” admitted Ruggedo, who was now as meek and humble as formerly he had been cruel and vindictive.
“Then,” returned the girl, “you’d better do some more magic and give the poor man his own face again.”
“I wish I could,” answered the old King; “but you must remember that Tititi-Hoochoo has deprived me of all my magic powers. However, I never took the trouble to learn just how to break the charm I cast over Shaggy’s brother, for I intended he should always remain ugly.”
“Every charm,” remarked pretty Polychrome, “has its antidote; and, if you knew this charm of ugliness, Ruggedo, you must have known how to dispel it.”
He shook his head.
“If I did, I — I’ve forgotten,” he stammered regretfully.
“Try to think!” pleaded Shaggy, anxiously. “Please try to think!”
Ruggedo ruffled his hair with both hands, sighed, slapped his chest, rubbed his ear, and stared stupidly around the group.
“I’ve a faint recollection that there was one thing that would break the charm,” said he; “but misfortune has so addled my brain that I can’t remember what it was.”
“See here, Ruggedo,” said Betsy, sharply, “we’ve treated you pretty well, so far, but we won’t stand for any nonsense, and if you know what’s good for yourself you’ll think of that charm!”
“Why?” he demanded, turning to look wonderingly at the little girl.
“Because it means so much to Shaggy’s brother. He’s dreadfully ashamed of himself, the way he is now, and you’re to blame for it. Fact is, Ruggedo, you’ve done so much wickedness in your life that it won’t hurt you to do a kind act now.”
Ruggedo blinked at her, and sighed again, and then tried very hard to think.
“I seem to remember, dimly,” said he, “that a certain kind of a kiss will break the charm of ugliness.”
“What kind of a kiss?”
“What kind? Why, it was — it was — it was either the kiss of a Mortal Maid; or — or — the kiss of a Mortal Maid who had once been a Fairy; or — or the kiss of one who is still a Fairy. I can’t remember which. But of course no maid, mortal or fairy, would ever consent to kiss a person so ugly — so dreadfully, fearfully, terribly ugly — as Shaggy’s brother.”
“I’m not so sure of that,” said Betsy, with admirable courage; “I’m a Mortal Maid, and if it is my kiss that will break this awful charm, I — I’ll do it!”
“Oh, you really couldn’t,” protested Ugly. “I would be obliged to remove my mask, and when you saw my face, nothing could induce you to kiss me, generous as you are.”
“Well, as for that,
” said the little girl, “I needn’t see your face at all. Here’s my plan: You stay in this dark passage, and we’ll send away the nomes with their torches. Then you’ll take off the handkerchief, and I — I’ll kiss you.”
“This is awfully kind of you, Betsy!” said Shaggy, gratefully.
“Well, it surely won’t kill me,” she replied; “and, if it makes you and your brother happy, I’m willing to take some chances.”
So Kaliko ordered the torch-bearers to leave the passage, which they did by going through the rock opening. Queen Ann and her army also went out; but the others were so interested in Betsy’s experiment that they remained grouped at the mouth of the passageway. When the big rock swung into place, closing tight the opening, they were left in total darkness.
“Now, then,” called Betsy in a cheerful voice, “have you got that handkerchief off your face, Ugly?”
“Yes,” he replied.
“Well, where are you, then?” she asked, reaching out her arms.
“Here,” said he.
“You’ll have to stoop down, you know.”
He found her hands and clasping them in his own stooped until his face was near to that of the little girl. The others heard a clear, smacking kiss, and then Betsy exclaimed:
“There! I’ve done it, and it didn’t hurt a bit!”
“Tell me, dear brother; is the charm broken?” asked Shaggy.
“I do not know,” was the reply. “It may be, or it may not be. I cannot tell.”
“Has anyone a match?” inquired Betsy.
“I have several,” said Shaggy.
“Then let Ruggedo strike one of them and look at your brother’s face, while we all turn our backs. Ruggedo made your brother ugly, so I guess he can stand the horror of looking at him, if the charm isn’t broken.”
Agreeing to this, Ruggedo took the match and lighted it. He gave one look and then blew out the match.
“Ugly as ever!” he said with a shudder. “So it wasn’t the kiss of a Mortal Maid, after all.”
“Let me try,” proposed the Rose Princess, in her sweet voice. “I am a Mortal Maid who was once a Fairy. Perhaps my kiss will break the charm.”
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