Sera chewed her bottom lip pensively and took a sip of her now cold tea. “There’s nothing we can do for them,” she said. “But you, you are a different matter altogether. You like him, don’t you?”
“Who? The captain?” I played the innocent. “He seems a very honorable man.”
She pursed her lips. “Don’t fib. I can always tell.”
I relented. “Oh, very well. You mean Lord Wyatt. Yes, of course, I like him. Why wouldn’t I?” The minute I said it, I thought of several very sensible reasons why I shouldn’t care for him at all. For instance, the way he insults me at every turn.
“No, I mean you really like him.”
“Yes, he’s quite useful in the laboratory.” I picked up a small square shortbread biscuit and stared at it, noting the uneven angles, wishing it were a perfect square, but it was, after all, merely a baked good, and baked goods did not ordinarily form perfect squares.
“Georgie”—she shook her head at me —“there’s no use denying it. I can see how you feel. It’s evident in so many things. Your fingers trembled when you reached for an almond at the same time he did. You watched him sideways over the rim of your teacup. Even now, as we speak of him, a pink flush is climbing your neck.”
“Fine.” I slouched against the back of the sofa. “You’ve caught me out. I cannot help myself. I do like him.” I thumped the place where he’d been sitting with my fist. “I do. Although why I should, with that acerbic tongue of his, is beyond me.”
Sera held up a finger. “I can give you one very good reason.”
She had my full attention.
With an elfish grin she said, “If he turned one of those smoldering looks on me, the way he did you, my knees would give way entirely.”
Smoldering look? Did she mean his teasing smirk?
Jane practically danced into the room. “A vastly entertaining afternoon.” She whirled around the couch and snatched the imperfect shortbread right out of my hand. “Why, Miss Fitzwilliam, what have you done to poor Lord Wyatt to captivate him so completely?” She chuckled and flung herself into Miss Stranje’s chair.
“Don’t be absurd.” I reached for a chocolate. “Nothing could be further from the truth. You’ve mistaken a bully’s delight in teasing for captivation. Did you not notice the way he ridicules me at every turn?”
Jane snorted. “Oh, he’s interested, my girl.”
“I don’t see how you can draw that conclusion.”
“Have you no brothers?”
“Two.” Still alive. “But they are grown and have no time for me.”
“Ah, well then you must take it from me. He wouldn’t trouble himself to tease you if he wasn’t intrigued.” Jane popped the cookie into her mouth.
She was right. Where my older brothers paid me no heed, Robert had teased me. Often. I’d always known he meant it good-naturedly. Still, I wasn’t certain Sebastian’s teasing was the same. It felt different somehow.
Sera clarified, “That’s the way men are.”
Jane must have noted my skepticism. “On the subject of men, you’re going to have to take my word for—”
Madame Cho barged into the room, rapping her bamboo cane at all of us. “Sit like ladies!”
Twelve
CASE OF THE ACCIDENTAL SPY
We corrected our posture immediately, apparently not enough to satisfy Madame Dragon. She jabbed her stick in the direction of the clock. “Enough lazy. Change clothes. Help Cook. Now!” She chased us out of the drawing room, scuttling along behind, chasing us up the stairs with her stick like a giant crab nipping at our heels.
In the privacy of our dormitorium we changed into work dresses. Jane said, as she helped untie my tapes, “Sera was telling the truth. Miss Stranje expects us to learn to cook. She believes every young lady ought to understand the work of the house. We learn by doing.”
“Rather convenient, don’t you think?” I muttered. “This way she saves money on servants.”
“That’s not why.” Sera brushed out her flaxen hair and quickly plaited it. “Miss Stranje says we must always be prepared to adapt ourselves to any situation in life. Besides, we may not always be able to depend upon servants.” She tied a ribbon around her braid. “One never knows what the future might bring. Tess has foreseen awful things in her dreams. London in flames, cannonballs falling from the sky, buildings crumbled, and—”
“Well, I don’t mind domestic chores.” Jane cut off Sera with a cautionary frown and a quick shake of her head.
“What an odd school this is.” If it was a school at all. I had serious doubts on that score. I knew three things for certain.
One—Stranje House was no ordinary finishing school.
Two—nor was it the cruel reformatory gossip purported.
Three—Miss Stranje was up to something and we girls were to be part of it. Although, I had yet to lay hold of exactly what that something was.
I hung Jane’s beautiful dress in her wardrobe, giving the lush striped fabric one last smoothing and decided to try procuring information via a different tactic. With a forlorn sigh, I said, “I suppose household chores are not so bad. At least we aren’t being horsewhipped or locked inside a mummy case.”
Jane rolled off her stockings and pulled on a pair of serviceable woolen socks. “You do realize that was all a ruse?”
“But I saw blood. Your blood.”
“Yes. I suppose you did.” She slid her feet into a pair of brown work boots. “Those tines are rather sharp and, on occasion, I might be a bit clumsy.” Jane smiled with a little too much sympathy.
I froze. Watching her, feeling like a complete ninny, because I had a fairly good idea of what she would say next. “It wasn’t, was it?”
“No. I’m afraid that was a wax packet of beet juice and paint.”
“Burst for my benefit.” What a gullible little fool I’d been.
“No,” Sera said. “For your parents’ benefit.”
“My parents? But why? They would’ve been perfectly satisfied knowing Miss Stranje planned to slap my wrists with a ruler if I got out of line. Or cane me with a willow branch.”
“Not good enough.” Jane slipped a blue work pinafore over her shoulders. “Miss Stranje had to be certain they wouldn’t interfere. At all. For any reason. No poking their noses in to see how you’re coming along. She had to make sure they wanted to be thoroughly rid of you.”
“Jane!” Sera scolded.
“Well, it’s true.”
“A little kindness in the telling wouldn’t hurt.”
Jane blew air through her lips. “You should talk, Miss-gloom-and-doom-cannonballs-falling-from-the-sky. I’m sorry but cod liver oil tastes fishy even if it’s taken with a spoonful of sugar—fishy and confusing. May as well take the facts as they fall. I prefer the truth, plain and straightforward. I’m sure you feel the same way, don’t you Georgie?”
Did I?
Yes. Wasn’t I the one always wanting answers? If so, why did those answers suddenly feel so difficult to accept? I sank onto the bed and tried to look at the facts without feeling dizzy.
“I never get a simple answer from any of you.” I stared at Jane, waiting until I had her full attention. “If you like straightforward truth, I believe you’ve come to the wrong school.”
“Touché.” A smile played at the corner of Jane’s mouth as she finished lacing her boots.
I didn’t feel triumphant, just weary. It had been a tiring few days. I wanted to crawl under the bedcovers and stay there for a good long while. Instead, I silently slipped into a work dress.
“Come along,” Sera tugged on my hand. “You’ll like Cook.” Her eyebrows lifted as if she was letting me in on another private joke.
Everything was humorous to them. Duping me. Skeletons in dresses. A torture chamber that wasn’t a torture chamber. Our school that wasn’t a school. Or maybe it was a school, only not for reforming us into marriageable misses. No, Miss Stranje was transforming us all right, but the question was, into wha
t?
“Look at us, headed to the scullery. You, Jane, she has you meeting with a steward. Does she intend for you to become a scullery maid or a farmer? What is Miss Stranje planning to make of us? Scientists? Thieves? Spies?”
Sera let go of my hand. She and Jane stopped and turned to me.
For once, Jane’s normally flippant manner was gone. “Yes.”
“Which?” I scoured their faces praying for the truth.
Sera nodded at Jane. “Tell her.”
“All of those things.” Jane stood taller, every inch of her solemn. “And more.”
“More? What more?” It was incomprehensible. What kind of life was I embarking upon? “No more roundaboutation. Tell me!”
Jane huffed. “She’s teaching us how to navigate in society.”
“Because we’re different,” Sera explained with considerably less agitation than Jane. “Miss Stranje teaches us how to manage polite society—”
“So we don’t stick out like odd ducks flapping about atop the beau monde’s Plum Pudding.”
Sera shot Jane a quelling look. “Miss Stranje believes we can adapt to society’s strictures, blend in, while secretly improving our talents and unique abilities. The fact that many of our skills might prove useful for poking around in foreign affairs—”
“Phfft.” Jane scoffed and rolled her gaze to the ceiling.
“Is merely an added bonus. Most of us think the challenge is—”
“A great deal more intriguing than needlepoint.” Jane grabbed my arm. “There. Is that plain enough for you? Now we have to get down to the kitchen or Cook will fillet us in place of the fish.”
“We’ll explain more later, but for now we must hurry.” Sera genially took my other arm and we hurried down the hall. “It will be all right.”
Would it? It felt as if I were tumbling in the ocean again.
One thing I knew for certain. My life would never be the same. Maybe that wasn’t such a bad thing. I glimpsed something, something shimmering with possibilities. Maybe, just maybe, Stranje House would be a way out of the tight-lidded box into which I’d been born.
“I find cooking quite relaxing.” Sera patted my shoulder. “You’ll enjoy it.”
Cooking. Yes. That, at least, was something predictable, normal, something with which I felt reasonably familiar.
At home, the kitchen had been my favorite place in the house. A warm cozy room, it always smelled of fresh-baked bread and simmering soups. Florrie, our cook, was a congenial little Cornish woman who insisted on pristine white walls and plenty of windows for light. She had always been ready with warm buttery shortbread or a steaming bowl of savory stew and dumplings when I snuck into her kitchen.
Similarities between the two kitchens ended at good smells and ample sunlight. Stranje House’s cook was the most terrifying woman I’d ever seen. Well over six feet in height, she probably weighed twenty stone. A burly, double-chinned woman, with snow-white hair and heavy black eyebrows set in a permanent scowl. She wore a bloodied apron cinched tight around her waist, which only emphasized the fact that she was built like a hay wagon.
With a mighty thwack, Cook brought her cleaver down and severed the bone of a lamb shank. She pointed the bloody cleaver at us and shouted, “Yer late! If ’erself hears about this they’ll be hell to pay.”
She waved her weapon at Jane. “You—fetch leeks and slice ’em for soup.”
Next, she aimed it at Sera. “Potatoes, peeled and quartered.”
Oh, yes, this was quite relaxing.
They hurried off and Cook stared down her steel blade at me. Lamb’s blood oozed off the broad blade and dribbled onto the cutting board. “An’ who ’ave we here?”
Despite her coarse dialect, she commanded my full attention. I bobbed a quick curtsey. “Miss Georgiana Fitzwilliam, ma’am.” I cringed, thinking I’d sounded like a cowering parlor maid.
“Georgie, is it? Well, I don’t like the look of you. Too green about the gills. Yer as gray as month-old bread. Take yerself off.” She waggled the cleaver at Madame Cho. “Away with ’er. I’ll ’ave no sick ’uns in my kitchen.” She followed this edict with a series of bone-splitting staccato whacks as she chopped up the rest of the lamb shank for stewing.
I blinked, astonished to see Tess in the far corner of the room. She, who not an hour earlier had appeared in the drawing room with all the dignity of a duke’s daughter, stood at the scullery performing the lowest of tasks, scrubbing out a large pot.
Sera rounded the corner, her arms laden with potatoes. “Go on, Georgie, rest. We’ll bring you a bowl of soup later.”
“Out,” ordered Cook.
Madame Cho didn’t whack the floor with her stick the way she would have done elsewhere. She waved her arms, shooing me out of the kitchen as one would shoo a crow out of the garden.
I followed orders and trudged back to the dormitorium, my head spinning, only I had no time for sleep. Whatever else was going on in this madhouse I had a responsibility to Sebastian. I focused on the one constant in my life at the moment—the ink.
As soon as Madame Cho left the bedroom I pushed back the covers and dug out a sheet of parchment and a graphite stick from my armoire. I needed to calculate the ratio of iron salts to water, and figure out what temperature to heat the green vitriol before it would turn clear. I had to figure this out as quickly as possible, lives depended on it. I pictured Europe’s leaders gathered in a room discussing economics. Suddenly cannonballs explode the walls. Assassins burst in and slaughter everyone. The room becomes a bloody horror of severed limbs and heads.
What if Sebastian got captured or killed because I failed to solve this problem? I shook the sickening images out of my head.
Ink. I concentrated on making ink. I scratched through hypotheses proven wrong, calculated ratios, and jotted notes on a new formula. If only I had my textbooks from the laboratory so I could double-check my figures.
My eyes drooped and my head ached. Perhaps if I rested for only a few minutes I might feel well enough to sneak out later, retrieve my books, and complete the calculations. A short nap, that’s all I needed. Fifteen minutes, maybe twenty, then when the others went in to dinner, I would wake and steal out to the laboratory.
I laid my head on the pillow and surrendered to oblivion.
I awoke to a faint gray light filtering through the gaps in the drapery. I blinked, trying to get my bearings. A bowl of leek soup rested on the night table. Surely I hadn’t slept straight through to morning, and yet there was no other explanation.
Tess tiptoed beside the bed and scooped up the white rat tickling my cheek. I didn’t scream this time, but I did awaken fully, sit up, and push back the covers. She deposited Punch behind the secret panel and headed to the door to leave.
“Wait,” I called, rubbing sleep from my eyes. “I want to go with you.”
She seemed surprised at that. “Why?” she whispered.
“I need to hunt for oak galls.”
“Galls?” She frowned at me as if I had gone completely mad.
“You know, those round ugly growths on an oak branch.” I curved my fingers showing her the approximate size. “They’re caused by wasps and—”
Jane moaned and pressed a pillow over her ears.
Tess shushed me with a finger to her lips and whispered, “I don’t have time to wait for you to dress.” Lifting the edge of the draperies, she peered out. Rays of dove gray and kitten-tongue pink wafted into our room. Heralds of dawn. “It will be sunup soon. This is the only time I’m allowed to run.” She seemed agitated and tense. “I’m going. Don’t wake Sera and Jane.”
“But—”
Sera stirred in the bed next to me. I glanced across the room and noticed Maya’s bed was empty. When I turned back, Tess had already vanished from the room.
I dressed, gulped down the cold leek and potato soup, slipped on my shoes, and hurried outside. Wisps of morning fog twirled and eddied through the garden like dancing ghosts, brushing each blossom with co
ld droplets of moisture. Morning larks trilled their hodgepodge symphony, punctuated by croaking frogs and sleepy crickets.
I rounded the corner and there was Maya, sitting cross-legged in the center of the veranda. Her eyes were closed, her face tilted east, where the sun nipped at the gray fading edges of night. She appeared to be deep in prayer or meditative thought. The wolves lay stretched out beside her. They raised their heads and watched me approach. As I tiptoed past, Phobos got to his feet and trotted to my side.
“Good dog,” I said softly, grateful he hadn’t raced toward me with teeth bared. I hoped he really was a dog and not a wolf. I also hoped someone had fed him recently, preferring that he not make a meal out of my leg. Thoughts yammered through my head because that’s what always happens when I’m nervous. “Um, thank you for keeping me warm after I hit my head.” And not eating me. “Awfully good of you. Probably saved my life.”
The ruddy animal grunted as if he understood and walked alongside me. We traveled across the grounds in companionable silence. I headed for the nearest copse of trees. In the dim light, I noticed the outline of an oak deep in the thicket. I plunged into the heavy undergrowth with Phobos right behind me. As I pushed deeper, thorns scratched my arms. The brambles grew so thick I couldn’t wriggle between them to reach the oak tree.
We backed out and went farther north to a more promising stand of oak. This time Phobos didn’t follow me. He lay down and waited while I pushed aside elm saplings, dodged nettle, and plowed through scrub alder, only to meet a roadblock of prickly holly so dense not even a weasel could squeeze through. I tore the hem of my dress getting out.
I smacked my hand against pink blossoms on a hawthorn bush, sending up a spray of dew and petals. “A few measly galls—that’s all I need.”
Phobos grunted in agreement. We hunted farther north where I spotted a large old oak in the distance. It grew near the hedgerows marking the property line. We walked nearly a quarter mile to the far corner of the property, slogging through tall grass, following a muddy sheep path. In retrospect, I realize it must’ve been on the line of Lord Ravencross’s property. It stood beside a tall neatly groomed hedge, and, unlike the Stranje House grounds, which were largely unkempt and left in a natural state, someone had taken a scythe to the tall grasses and weeds at the base of this tree.
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