Majud’s plot was rich in all of these and more.
An indescribably haggard individual stumbled from one of the wretched tents pitched higgledy-piggledy upon it, hawked up at great length and volume, and spat upon the rubbish-strewn mud. Then he turned the most bellicose of expressions towards Majud and Temple, scratched at his infested beard, dragged up his decaying full-body undershirt so it could instantly slump once more, and returned to the unspeakable darkness whence he came.
‘The location is good,’ said Majud.
‘Excellent,’ said Temple.
‘Right on the main street.’ Although Crease was so narrow that it was virtually the only street. Daylight revealed a different side to the thoroughfare: no cleaner, perhaps even less so, but at least the sense of a riot in a madhouse had faded. The flood of intoxicated criminals between the ruined columns had become a more respectable trickle. The whorehouses, gaming pits, husk-shacks and drinking dens were no doubt still taking customers but no longer advertising as if the world would end tomorrow. Premises with less spectacular strategies for fleecing passers-by came to the fore: eateries, money changers, pawnshops, blacksmiths, stables, butchers, combined stables and butchers, ratters and hatters, animal and fur traders, land agents and mineral consultancies, merchants in mining equipment of the most execrable quality, and a postal service whose representative Temple had seen dumping letters in a stream scarcely even out of town. Groups of bleary prospectors slogged miserably back to their claims, probably in hopes of scraping enough gold dust from the freezing stream-beds for another night of madness. Now and again a dishevelled Fellowship came chasing their diverse dreams into town, usually wearing the same expressions of horror and amazement that Majud and Temple had worn when they first arrived.
That was Crease for you. A place where everyone was passing through.
‘I have a sign,’ said Majud, patting it affectionately. It was painted clean white with gilt lettering and proclaimed:Majud and Curnsbick Metalwork, Hinges, Nails, Tools, Wagon Fixings, High-Quality Smithing of All Varieties. Then it said Metalwork in five other languages – a sensible precaution in Crease, where it sometimes seemed no two people spoke quite the same tongue, let alone read it. In Northern it had been spelled wrong, but it was still vastly superior to most of the gaudy shingles dangling over the main street. A building across the way sported a red one on which yellow letters had run into drips on the bottom edge. It read, simply, Fuck Palace.
‘I brought it all the way from Adua,’ said Majud.
‘It is a noble sign, and embodies your high achievement in coming so far. All you need now is a building to hang it on.’
The merchant cleared his throat, its prominent knobble bobbing. ‘I remember house-builder being among your impressive list of previous professions.’
‘I remember you being unimpressed,’ said Temple. ‘“We need no houses out here,” were your very words.’
‘You have a sharp memory for conversations.’
‘Those on which my life depends in particular.’
‘Must I apologise at the start of our every exchange?’
‘I see no pressing reason why not.’
‘Then I apologise. I was wrong. You have proved yourself a staunch travelling companion, not to mention a valued leader of prayer.’ A stray dog limped across the plot, sniffed at a turd, added one of its own and moved on. ‘Speaking as a carpenter—’
‘Ex-carpenter.’
‘—how would you go about building on this plot?’
‘If you held a knife to my throat?’ Temple stepped forwards. His boot sank in well beyond the ankle, and it was only with considerable effort he was able to drag it squelching free.
‘The ground is not the best,’ Majud was forced to concede.
‘The ground is always good enough if one goes deep enough. We would begin by driving piles of fresh hardwood.’
‘That task would require a sturdy fellow. I will have to see if Master Lamb can spare us a day or two.’
‘He is a sturdy fellow.’
‘I would not care to be a pile under his hammer.’
‘Nor I.’ Temple had felt very much like a pile under a hammer ever since he had abandoned the Company of the Gracious Hand, and was hoping to stop. ‘A hardwood frame upon the piles, then, jointed and pegged, beams to support a floor of pine plank to keep your customers well clear of the mud. Front of the ground floor for your shop, rear for office and workshop, contract a mason for a chimney-stack and a stone-built addition to house your forge. On the upper floor, quarters for you. A balcony overlooking the street appears to be the local fashion. You may festoon it with semi-naked women, should you so desire.’
‘I will probably avoid the local fashion to that degree.’
‘A steeply pitched roof would keep off the winter rains and accommodate an attic for storage or employees.’ The building took shape in Temple’s imagination, his hand sketching out the rough dimensions, the effect only slightly spoiled by a clutch of feral Ghost children frolicking naked in the shit-filled stream beyond.
Majud gave a curt nod of approval. ‘You should have said architect rather than carpenter.’
‘Would that have made any difference?’
‘To me it would.’
‘But, don’t tell me, not to Curnsbick.’
‘His heart is of iron—’
‘I got one!’ A filth-crusted individual rode squelching down the street into town, pushing his blown nag as fast as it would hobble, one arm raised high as though it held the word of the Almighty. ‘I got one!’ he roared again. Temple caught the telltale glint of gold in his hand. Men gave limp cheers, called out limp congratulations, gathered around to clap the prospector on the back as he slid from his horse, hoping perhaps his good fortune might rub off.
‘One of the lucky ones,’ said Majud as they watched him waddle, bow-legged, up the steps into the Mayor’s Church of Dice, a dishevelled crowd trailing after, eager at the chance even of seeing a nugget.
‘I fully expect he’ll be destitute by lunchtime,’ said Temple.
‘You give him that long?’
One of the tent-flaps was thrust back. A grunt from within and an arc of piss emerged, spattered against the side of one of the other tents, sprinkled the mud, drooped to a dribble and stopped. The flap closed.
Majud gave vent to a heavy sigh. ‘In return for your help in constructing the edifice discussed, I would be prepared to pay you the rate of one mark a day.’
Temple snorted. ‘Curnsbick has not chased all charity from the Circle of the World, then.’
‘The Fellowship may be dissolved but still I feel a certain duty of care towards those I travelled with.’
‘That, or you expected to find a carpenter here but now perceive the local workmanship to be . . . inferior.’ Temple cocked a brow at the building beside the plot, every door and window-frame at its own wrong angle, leaning sideways even with the support of an ancient stone block half-sunk in the ground. ‘Perhaps you would like a place of business that will not wash away in the next shower. Does the weather get harsh here, do you suppose, in winter?’
A brief pause while the wind blew up chill and made the canvas of the tents flap and the wood of the surrounding buildings creak alarmingly. ‘What fee would you demand?’ asked Majud.
Temple had been giving serious consideration to the idea of slipping away and leaving his debt to Shy South forever stalled at seventy-six marks. But the sad fact was he had nowhere to slip to and no one to slip with, and was even more useless alone than in company. That left him with money to find. ‘Three marks a day.’ A quarter of what Cosca used to pay him, but ten times his wages riding drag.
Majud clicked his tongue. ‘Ridiculous. That is the lawyer in you speaking.’
‘He is a close friend of the carpenter.’
‘How do I know your work will be worth the price?’
‘I challenge you to find anyone less than entirely satisfied with the quality of my joinery.’
‘Then yours shall be unique. Customers will flock to see it.’
‘One and a half marks a day. Any more and Curnsbick will have my head!’
‘I would hate to have your death upon my conscience. Two it is, with meals and lodging provided.’ And Temple held out his hand.
Majud regarded it without enthusiasm. ‘Shy South has set an ugly precedent for negotiation.’
‘Her ruthlessness approaches Master Curnsbick’s. Perhaps they should go into business together.’
‘If two jackals can share a carcass.’ They shook. Then they considered the plot again. The intervening time had in no way improved it.
‘The first step would be to clear the ground,’ said Majud.
‘I agree. Its current state is a veritable offence against God. Not to mention public health.’ Another occupant had emerged from a structure of mildewed cloth sagging so badly that it must have been virtually touching the mud inside. This one wore nothing but a long grey beard not quite long enough to protect his dignity, or at least everyone else’s, and a belt with a large knife sheathed upon it. He sat down in the dirt and started chewing savagely at a bone. ‘Master Lamb’s help might come in useful there also.’
‘Doubtless.’ Majud clapped him on the shoulder. ‘I shall seek out the Northman while you begin the clearance.’
‘Me?’
‘Who else?’
‘I am a carpenter, not a bailiff!’
‘A day ago you were a priest and cattleman and a moment before that a lawyer! A man of your varied talents will, I feel sure, find a way.’ And Majud was already hopping briskly off down the street.
Temple rolled his eyes from the earthbound refuse to the clean, blue heavens. ‘I’m not saying I don’t deserve it, but you surely love to test a man.’ Then he hitched up his trouser-legs and stepped gingerly towards the naked beggar with the bone, limping somewhat since the buttock Shy pricked on the plains was still troubling him in the mornings.
‘Good day!’ he called.
The man squinted up at him, sucking a strip of gristle from his bone. ‘I don’t fucking think so. You got a drink?’
‘I thought it best to stop.’
‘Then you need a good fucking reason to bother me, boy.’
‘I have a reason. Whether you will consider it a good one I profoundly doubt.’
‘You can but try.’
‘The fact is,’ ventured Temple, ‘we will soon be building on this plot.’
‘How you going to manage that with me here?’
‘I was hoping you could be persuaded to move.’
The beggar checked every part of his bone for further sustenance and, finding none, tossed it at Temple. It bounced off his shirt. ‘You ain’t going to persuade me o’ nothing without a drink.’
‘The thing is, this plot belongs to my employer, Abram Majud, and—’
‘Who says so?’
‘Who . . . says?’
‘Do I fucking stutter?’ The man took out his knife as if he had some everyday task that required one, but the subtext was plain. It really was a very large blade and, given the prevailing filthiness of everything else within ten strides, impressively clean, edge glittering with the morning sun. ‘I asked who says?’
Temple took a wobbly step back. Straight into something very solid. He spun about, expecting to find himself face to face with one of the other tent-dwellers, probably sporting an even bigger knife – God knew there were so many big knives in Crease the distinction between them and swords was a total blur – and was hugely relieved to find Lamb towering over him.
‘I say,’ said Lamb to the beggar. ‘You could ignore me. You could wave that knife around a little more. But you might find you’re wearing it up your arse.’
The man looked down at his blade, perhaps wishing he had opted for a smaller one after all. Then he put it sheepishly away. ‘Reckon I’ll just move along.’
Lamb gave that a nod. ‘I reckon.’
‘Can I get my trousers?’
‘You’d fucking better.’
He ducked into his tent and came out buttoning up the most ragged article of clothing Temple ever saw. ‘I’ll leave the tent, if it’s all the same. Ain’t that good a one.’
‘You don’t say,’ said Temple.
The man loitered a moment longer. ‘Any chance of that drink do you—’
‘Get gone,’ growled Lamb, and the beggar scampered off like he’d a mean dog at his heels.
‘There you are, Master Lamb!’ Majud waded over, trouser-legs held up by both hands to display two lean lengths of muddy calf. ‘I was hoping to persuade you to work on my behalf and here I find you already hard at it!’
‘It’s nothing,’ said Lamb.
‘Still, if you could help us clear the site I’d be happy to pay you—’
‘Don’t worry about it.’
‘Truly?’ The watery sun gleamed from Majud’s golden tooth. ‘If you were to do me this favour I would consider you a friend for life!’
‘I should warn you, friend o’ mine can be a dangerous position.’
‘I feel it is worth the risk.’
‘If it’ll save a couple of bits,’ threw in Temple.
‘I got all the money I need,’ said Lamb, ‘but I always been sadly short on friends.’ He frowned over at the vagrant with the underclothes, just poking his head out of his tent and into the light. ‘You!’ And the man darted back inside like a tortoise into its shell.
Majud raised his brows at Temple. ‘If only everyone was so accommodating.’
‘Not everyone has been obliged to sell themselves into slavery.’
‘You could’ve said no.’ Shy was on the rickety porch of the building next door, leaning on the rail with boots crossed and fingers dangling. For a moment Temple hardly recognised her. She had a new shirt, sleeves rolled up with her tanned forearms showing, one with the old rope burn coiled pink around it, a sheepskin vest on top which was no doubt yellow by any reasonable estimation but looked white as a heavenly visitation in the midst of all that dirt. The same stained hat but tipped back, hair less greasy and more red, stirring in the breeze.
Temple stood and looked at her, and found he quite enjoyed it. ‘You look . . .’
‘Clean?’
‘Something like that.’
‘You look . . . surprised.’
‘Little bit.’
‘Did you think I stunk out of choice?’
‘No, I thought you couldn’t help yourself.’
She spat daintily through the gap between her front teeth, narrowly missing his boots. ‘Then you discover your error. The Mayor was kind enough to lend me her bath.’
‘Bathing with the Mayor, eh?’
She winked. ‘Moving up in the world.’
Temple plucked at his own shirt, only held together by the more stubborn stains. ‘Do you think she’d give me a bath?’
‘You could ask. But I reckon there’s about a four in five chance she’d have you killed.’
‘I like those odds. Lots of people are five in five on my untimely death.’
‘Something to do with you being a lawyer?’
‘As of today, I will have you know, I am a carpenter and architect.’
‘Well, your professions slip on and off easy as a whore’s drawers, don’t they?’
‘A man must follow the opportunities.’ He turned to take in the plot with an airy wave. ‘I am contracted to build upon this unrivalled site a residence and place of business for the firm of Majud and Curnsbick.’
‘My congratulations on leaving the legal profession and becoming a respectable member of the community.’
‘Do they have such a thing in Crease?’
‘Not yet, but I reckon it’s on the way. You stick a bunch of drunken murderers together, ain’t long before some turn to thieving, then to lying, then to bad language, and pretty soon to sobriety, raising families and making an honest living.’
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�It’s a slippery slope, all right.’ Temple watched Lamb shepherd a tangle-haired drunkard off the plot, few possessions dragging in the muck behind him. ‘Is the Mayor going to help you find your brother and sister?’
Shy gave a long sigh. ‘Maybe. But she’s got a price.’
‘Nothing comes for free.’
‘Nothing. How’s carpenter’s pay?’
Temple winced. ‘Barely enough to scrape by on, sadly—’
‘Two marks a day, plus benefits!’ called Majud as he dismantled the most recently vacated tent. ‘I’ve known bandits kinder to their victims!’
‘Two marks from that miser?’ Shy gave an approving nod. ‘Well done. I’ll take a mark a day towards the debt.’
‘A mark,’ Temple managed to force out. ‘Very reasonable.’ If there was a God His bounty was only lent, never given.
‘I thought the Fellowship dissolved!’ Dab Sweet pulled his horse up beside the plot, Crying Rock haunting his shoulder. Neither of them appeared to have ventured within spitting range of a bath, or a change of clothes either. Temple found that strangely reassuring. ‘Buckhorm’s out of town with his grass and his water, Lestek’s dressing the theatre for his grand debut and most of the rest split up to dig gold their own way, but here’s the four of you still, inseparable. Warms my heart that I forged such camaraderie out in the wilderness.’
‘Don’t pretend you got a heart,’ said Shy.
‘Got to be something pumps the black poison through my veins, don’t there?’
‘Ah!’ shouted Majud. ‘If it is not the new Emperor of the Plains, the conqueror of great Sangeed, Dab Sweet!’
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