“Butting in?” gasped the premier.
At this the Duke of Perse came to his feet again, an angry gleam in his eyes. “My lords,” he began hastily, “it must certainly have occurred to you before this that our beloved Prince’s English, which seems after all to be his mother tongue, is not what it should be. Butting in! Yesterday I overheard him advising your son, Pultz, to ‘go chase’ himself. And when your boy tried to chase himself—’pon my word, he did—what did our Prince say? What did you say, Prince Robin?”
“I—I forget,” stammered Prince Bobby.
“You said ‘Mice!’ Or was it—er—”
“No, your Grace. Rats. I remember. That’s what I said. That’s what all of us boys used to say in Washington.”
“God deliver us! Has it come to this, that a Prince of Graustark should grow up with such language on his lips? I fancy, my lords, you will all agree that something should be done about it. It is too serious a matter. We are all more or less responsible to the people he is to govern. We cannot, in justice to them, allow him to continue under the—er—influences that now seem to surround him. He’ll—he’ll grow up to be a barbarian. For Heaven’s sake, my lords, let us consider the Prince’s future—let us deal promptly with the situation.”
“What’s he saying, Uncle Caspar?” whispered the Prince fiercely.
“Sh!” cautioned Count Halfont.
“I won’t sh! I am the Prince. And I’ll say ‘chase yourself’ whenever I please. It’s good English. I’ll pronounce it for you in our own language, so’s you can see how it works that way. It goes like—”
“You need not illustrate, your Highness,” the Premier hastened to say. Turning to the Duke, he said coldly: “I acknowledge the wisdom in your remarks, your Grace, but—you will pardon me, I am sure—would it not be better to discuss the conditions privately among ourselves before taking them up officially?”
“That confounded American has every one hypnotised,” exploded the Duke. “His influence over this boy is a menace to our country. He is making on oaf of him—a slangy, impudent little—”
“Your Grace!” interrupted Baron Dangloss sharply.
“Uncle Jack’s all right,” declared the Prince, vaguely realising that a defence should be forthcoming.
“He is, eh?” rasped the exasperated Duke, mopping his brow.
“He sure is,” pronounced the Prince with a finality that left no room for doubt. They say that fierce little Baron Dangloss, in striving to suppress a guffaw, choked so impressively that there was a momentary doubt as to his ever getting over it alive.
“He is a mountebank—a meddler, that’s what he is. The sooner we come to realise it, the better,” exclaimed the over-heated Duke. “He has greater influence over our beloved Prince than any one else in the royal household. He has no business here—none whatsoever. His presence and his meddling is an affront to the intelligence of—”
But the Prince had slid down from his pile of books and planted himself beside him so suddenly that the bitter words died away on the old man’s lips. Robin’s face was white with rage, his little fists were clenched in desperate anger, his voice was half choked with the tears of indignation.
“You awful old man!” he cried, trembling all over, his eyes blazing. “Don’t you say anything against Uncle Jack. I’ll—I’ll banish you—yes, sir—banish you like my mother fired Count Marlanx out of the country. I won’t let you come back here ever—never. And before you go I’ll have Uncle Jack give you a good licking. Oh, he can do it all right. I—I hate you!”
The Duke looked down in amazement into the flushed, writhing face of his little master. For a moment he was stunned by the vigorous outburst. Then the hard lines in his face relaxed and a softer expression came into his eyes—there was something like pride in them, too. The Duke, be it said, was an honest fighter and a loyal Graustarkian; he loved his Prince and, therefore, he gloried in his courage. His own smile of amusement, which broke in spite of his inordinate vanity, was the sign that brought relief to the hearts of his scandalised confrères.
“Your Highness does well in defending a friend and counsellor,” he said gently. “I am sorry to have forgotten myself in your presence. It shall not occur again. Pray forgive me.”
Prince Bobby was still unappeased. “I could have you beheaded,” he said stubbornly. “Couldn’t I, Uncle Caspar?”
Count Halfont gravely informed him that it was not customary to behead gentlemen except for the most heinous offences against the Crown.
The Duke of Perse suddenly bent forward and placed his bony hand upon the unshrinking shoulder of the Prince, his eyes gleaming kindly, his voice strangely free from its usual harshness. “You are a splendid little man, Prince Robin,” he said. “I glory in you. I shall not forget the lesson in loyalty that you have taught me.”
Bobby’s eyes filled with tears. The genuine humility of the hard old man touched his tempestuous little heart.
“It’s—it’s all right, Du—your Grace. I’m sorry I spoke that way, too.”
Baron Dangloss twisted his imperial vigorously. “My lords, I suggest that we adjourn. The Prince must have his ride and return in time for the review at one o’clock.”
As the Prince strode soberly from the Room of Wrangles, every eye was upon his sturdy little back and there was a kindly light in each of them, bar none. The Duke, following close behind with Halfont, said quietly:
“I love him, Caspar. But I have no love for the man he loves so much better than he loves any of us. Tullis is a meddler—but, for Heaven’s sake, my friend, don’t let; Bobby know that I have repeated myself.”
Later on, the Prince in his khaki riding suit loped gaily down the broad mountain road toward Ganlook, beside the black mare which carried John Tullis. Behind them rode three picked troopers from the House Guard. He had told Tullis of his vainglorious defence in the antechamber.
“And I told him, Uncle Jack, that you could lick him. You can, can’t you?”
The American’s face was clouded for a second; then, to please the boy, a warm smile succeeded the frown.
“Why, Bobby, you dear little beggar, he could thresh me with one hand.”
“What?” almost shrieked Prince Bobby, utterly dismayed.
“He’s a better swordsman than I, don’t you see. Gentlemen over here fight with swords. I know nothing about duelling. He’d get at me in two thrusts.”
“I—I think you’d better take some lessons from Colonel Quinnox. It won’t do to be caught napping.”
“I daresay you’re right.”
“Say, Uncle Jack, when are you going to take me to the witch’s hovel?” The new thought abruptly banished all else from his eager little brain.
“Some day, soon,” said Tullis. “You see, I’m not sure that she’s receiving visitors these days. A witch is a very arbitrary person. Even princes have to send up their cards.”
“Let’s telegraph her,” in an inspired tone.
“I’ll arrange to go up with you very soon, Bobby. It’s a hard ride through the pass and—and there may be a lot of goblins up there where the old woman keeps herself.”
The witch’s hovel was in the mountain across the most rugged of the canyons, and was to be reached only after the most hazardous of rides. The old woman of the hills was an ancient character about whom clung a thousand spookish traditions, but who, in the opinion of John Tuilis, was nothing more than a wise fortune-teller and necromancer who knew every trick in the trade of hoodwinking the superstitious. He had seen her and he had been properly impressed. Somehow, he did not like the thought of taking the Prince to the cabin among the mists and crags.
“They say she eats boys, now and then,” he added, as if suddenly remembering it.
“Gee! Do you suppose we could get there some day when she’s eating one?”
As they rode back to the Castle after an hour, coming down through Castle Avenue from the monastery road, they passed a tall, bronzed young man whom Tullis at once knew to be
an American. He was seated on a big boulder at the roadside, enjoying the shade, and was evidently on his way by foot to the Castle gates to watch the beau monde assembling for the review. At his side was the fussy, well-known figure of Cook’s interpreter, eagerly pointing out certain important personages to bun as they passed. Of course, the approach of the Prince was the excuse for considerable agitation and fervour on the part of the man from Cook’s. He mounted the boulder and took off his cap to wave it frantically.
“It’s the Prince!” he called out to Truxton King. “Stand up! Hurray! Long live the Prince!”
Tullis had already lifted his hand in salute to his countryman, and both had smiled the free, easy smile of men who know each other by instinct.
The man from Cook’s came to grief. He slipped from his perch on the rock and came floundering to the ground below, considerably crushed in dignity, but quite intact in other respects.
The spirited pony that the Prince was riding shied and reared in quick affright. The boy dropped his crop and clung valiantly to the reins. A guardsman was at the pony’s head in an instant, and there was no possible chance for disaster.
Truxton King unbent his long frame, picked up the riding crop with a deliberateness that astonished the man from Cook’s, strode out into the roadway and handed it up to the boy in the saddle.
“Thank you,” said Prince Bobby.
“Don’t mention it,” said Truxton King with his most engaging smile. “No trouble at all.”
CHAPTER III
MANY PERSONS IN REVIEW
Truxton King witnessed the review of the garrison. That in itself was rather a tame exhibition for a man who had seen the finest troops in all the world. A thousand earnest looking soldiers, proud of the opportunity to march before the little Prince—and that was all, so far as the review was concerned.
But, alluringly provident to the welfare of this narrative, the red and black uniformed soldiers were not the only persons on review that balmy day in July. Truxton King had his first glimpse of the nobility of Graustark. He changed his mind about going to Vienna on the Saturday express. A goodly number of men before him had altered their humble plans for the same reason, I am reliably informed.
Mr. King saw the court in all its glory, scattered along the shady Castle Avenue—in carriages, in traps, in motors and in the saddle. His brain whirled and his heart leaped under the pressure of a new-found interest in life. The unexpected oasis loomed up before his eyes just as he was abandoning all hope in the unprofitable desert of Romance. He saw green trees and sparkling rivulets, and he sighed with a new, strange content. No, on second thoughts, he would not go to Vienna. He would stay in Edelweiss. He was a disciple of Micawber; and he was so much younger and fresher than that distinguished gentleman, that perhaps he was justified in believing that, in his case, something was bound to “turn up.”
If Truxton King had given up in disgust and fled to Vienna, this tale would never have come to light. Instead of being the lively narrative of a young gentleman’s adventures in far-away Graustark, it might have become a tale of the smart set in New York—for, as you know, we are bound by tradition to follow the trail laid down by our hero, no matter which way he elects to fare. Somewhat dismayed by his narrow escape, he confided to his friend from Cook’s that he could never have forgiven himself if he had adhered to his resolution to leave on the following day.
“I didn’t know you’d changed your mind, sir,” remarked Mr. Hobbs in surprise.
“Of course you didn’t know it,” said Truxton. “How could you? I’ve just changed it, this instant. I didn’t know it myself two minutes ago. No, sir, Hobbs—or is it Dobbs? Thanks—no, sir, I’m going to stop here for a—well, a week or two. Where the dickens do these people keep themselves? I haven’t seen ’em before.”
“Oh, they are the nobility—the swells. They don’t hang around the streets like tourists and rubbernecks, sir,” in plain disgust.
“I thought you were an Englishman,” observed King, with a quizzical smile.
“I am, sir. I can’t help saying rubbernecks, sir, though it’s a shocking word. It’s the only name for them, sir. That’s what the little Prince calls them, too. You see, it’s one form of amusement they provide for him, and I am supposed to help it along as much as possible. Mr. Tullis takes him out in the avenue whenever I’ve got a party in hand. I telephone up to the Castle that I’ve got a crowd and then I drive ’em out to the Park here. The Prince says he just loves to watch the rubbernecks go by. It’s great fun, sir, for the little lad. He never misses a party, and you can believe it or not, he has told me so himself. Yes, sir, the Prince has had more than one word with me—from time to time.” King looked at the little man’s reddish face and saw therein the signs of exaltation indigenous to a land imperial.
He hesitated for an instant and then remarked, with a mean impulse to spoil Hobbs’s glorification: “I have dined with the President of the United States.”
Hobbs was politely unimpressed. “I’ve no doubt, sir,” he said. “I daresay it was an excellent dinner.”
King blinked his eyes and then turned them upon the passing show. He was coming to understand the real difference between men.
“I say, who is that just passing—the lady in the victoria?” he asked abruptly.
“That is the Countess Marlanx.”
“Whew! I thought she was the queen!”
Hobbs went into details concerning the beautiful Countess. During the hour and a half of display he pointed out to King all of the great personages, giving a Baedeker-like account of their doings from childhood up, quite satisfying that gentleman’s curiosity and involving his cupidity at the same time.
When, at last, the show was over, Truxton and the voluble little interpreter, whom he had employed for the occasion, strolled leisurely back to the heart of the town. Something had come over King, changing the quaint old city from a prosaic collection of shops and thoroughfares into a veritable playground for Cinderellas and Prince Charmings. The women, to his startled imagination, had been suddenly transformed from lackadaisical drudges into radiant personages at whose feet it would be a pleasure to fall, in whose defence it would be divine to serve; the men were the cavaliers that had called to him from the pages of chivalrous tales, ever since the days of his childhood. Here were knights and ladies such as he had dreamed of and despaired of ever seeing outside his dreams.
Hobbs was telling him how every one struggled to provide amusement for the little Prince at whose court these almost mythological beings bent the knee. “Every few days they have a royal troupe of acrobats in the Castle grounds. Next week Tantora’s big circus is to give a private performance for him. There are Marionettes and Punch and Judy shows, and all the doings of the Grand Grignol are beautifully imitated. The royal band plays every afternoon, and at night some one tells him stories of the valorous men who occupied the throne before him. He rides, plays baseball and cricket, swims, goes shooting—and, you may take it from me, sir, he is already enjoying fencing lessons with Colonel Quinnox, chief of the Castle guard. Mr. Tullis, the American, has charge of his—you might say, his education and entertainment. They want to make of him a very wonderful Prince. So they are starting at the bottom. He’s quite a wonderful little chap. What say, sir?”
“I was just going to ask if you know anything about a young woman who occasionally tends shop for William Spantz, the armourer.”
Hobbs looked interested. “She’s quite a beauty, sir, I give you my word.”
“I know that, Hobbs. But who is she?”
“I really can’t say, sir. She’s his niece, I’ve heard. Been here a little over a month. I think she’s from Warsaw.”
“Well, I’ll say good-bye here. If you’ve nothing on for tomorrow we’ll visit the Castle grounds and—ahem!—take a look about the place. Come to the hotel early. I’m going over to the gun-shop. So long!” As he crossed the square, his mind full of the beautiful women he had seen, he was saying to himself in a wild
strain of exhilaration: “I’ll bet my head that girl isn’t the nobody she’s setting herself up to be. She looks like these I’ve just seen. She’s got the marks of a lady. You can’t fool me. I’m going to find out who she is and—well, maybe it won’t be so dull here, after all. It looks better every minute.”
He was whistling gaily as he entered the little shop, ready to give a cheery greeting to old Spantz and to make him a temporising offer for the broadsword. But it was not Spantz who stood behind the little counter. Truxton flushed hotly and jerked off his hat. The girl smiled.
“I beg pardon,” he exclaimed. “I—I’m looking for Mr. Spantz—I—”
“He is out. Will you wait? He will return in a very few minutes.” Her voice was clear and low, her accent charming. The smile in her eyes somehow struck him as sad, even fleeting in its attempt at mirth. As she spoke, it disappeared altogether and an almost sombre expression came into her face.
“Thanks. I’ll—wait,” he said, suddenly embarrassed. She turned to the window, resuming the wistful, preoccupied gaze down the avenue. He made pretence of inspecting the wares on the opposite wall, but covertly watched her out of the corner of his eye. Perhaps, calculated he, if she were attired in the gown of one of those fashionables she might rank with the noblest of them in beauty and delicacy. Her dark little head was carried with all the serene pride of a lady of quality; her features were clear cut, mobile, and absolutely flawless. He was sure of that: his sly analysis was not as casual as one might suppose under the circumstances. As a matter of fact, he found himself having what he afterward called “a very good look at her.” She seemed to have forgotten his presence. The longer he looked at the delicate profile, the more fully was he convinced that she was not all that she pretended. He experienced a thrill of hope. If she wasn’t what she pretended to be, then surely she must be what he wanted her to be—a lady of quality. In that case there was a mystery. The thought restored his temerity.
“Beg pardon,” he said, politely sauntering up to the little counter. He noted that she was taller than he had thought, and slender. She started and turned toward him with a quick, diffident smile, her dark eyes filling with an unspoken apology. “I wanted to have another look at the broadsword there. May I get it out of the window, or will you?”
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