“An archangel can do that?” Lucy asks me. “Bring someone back to life?”
“Not with his own power. This is coming from higher up. The Highest. What just happened here, that was Michael acting as a conduit for the Big Boss.”
Ha, ha! Somebody filed a freaking Z-777Z on Kieren and initialed the Lazarus provision. Somebody capable of bullying, sneaking, or otherwise invading the Office of the Archangel. It might be Joshua, but my money’s on my girl, my love, my Miranda.
IT’S A HALF HOUR PAST SUNSET. Sanguini’s is filling up. I’m in the manager’s office with Quince, doing homework.
Tonight all proceeds will be donated in Mitch’s name to local organizations serving the homeless. It’s been just over two weeks since Zach struck Mitch down on the lakefront. Only three days ago, halfway across the country, the archangel Michael raised me from the dead.
Almost as miraculous? I beat my family home from Kona. Barely, but still. I plan to tell my parents the whole story. After my thirtieth birthday.
Bridget is home in San Jose, and Lucy is back in Dallas. Evie moved in with her girlfriend in Montpelier. Meanwhile, Freddy has taken Willa under his wing. She’s living in an apartment over his new boyfriend’s garage. Freddy’s training her for a position at Sanguini’s Catering. She’ll transfer to Waterloo High next week.
We’re already moving on. But before we left Vermont, Zach, Quince, and I drove back to Scholomance Prep. We erected markers in memory of Vesper and Nigel.
For a while, we were a pack. A better, tougher pack than the Wolves I met in Michigan. We, the Scholomance students. I’ll always miss them.
“Hey, Wolf man,” Quince says. “What are you thinking about so seriously?”
“How sexy you look in those overalls,” I reply. Enough Dante.
I shove our English textbooks off the desk. I lift up Quince and indulge in some serious animal passion. I’ve been given a second chance at life. I’m gonna enjoy it.
AT HALF PAST ELEVEN, Kieren and Quincie finally come out of the locked manager’s office. Kieren announces that he’s starving. Yani, at the hostess desk, replies that she’s had one cancellation, in case they want to eat at a table like real guests.
At one of my tables. They’re happily underdressed.
Quincie is sipping warmed porcine blood from a wine glass.
Kieren naturally orders from the predator menu. He’s already inhaled the carnivore taster — wild boar prosciutto, venison blood sausage, duck liver pâté. His crimson drink, cranberry herbal tea. Nora is a stickler about not serving alcohol to minors.
I drop off the main course: little javelina chops with rosemary and olives.
“How am I doing, boss?” I ask Quincie. “How’s that tip coming?”
Tonight I’m wearing the outfit that she gave me for Christmas: a long-sleeved blue shirt — she calls it sapphire — with black leather pants.
Kieren glances sideways at me. I have this theory that it’s only because of his respect for me as a holy being that he resists mocking my work wardrobe.
The Wolf makes a show of swallowing a bite of mouthwatering javelina. “One more question about Michael —”
“For the last time,” I tell him, “Michael is a colossus. The example we GAs strive to emulate. And he manages to secure his own weapon.”
“As opposed to you,” calls Joshua, strolling our way.
He’s always been a GA fashion trendsetter. But when it comes to Goth glam, Sanguini’s is a stage unparalleled. Josh is sporting a knee-length black cape over a black vest, high-necked white satin long-sleeved shirt, black satin pants with black dress shoes, and an ascot with a steampunkish bat tie tack.
“News flash,” he says to me. “Our man Michael is reassigning you to the front lines.”
As a waitress passes by, I hand off my tray to her. “What are you doing here? In Sanguini’s dining room? In that outfit?”
“Grounded, big-time,” Josh says, presenting me with scrolls tied with gold ribbon. “But hey, you’re upstairs bound. Congratulations, dude! When Miranda —”
“You’re earthbound?” I reply, struggling to understand.
“Call me earth angel, second string.” Josh points to Kieren’s plate. “Can I have what he’s having?” Rubbing his hands, he adds, “Hello, earthly pleasures, this meeting is long overdue.”
“Crap,” I reply, realizing what happened. “Because of me and Miranda, you —”
“Cheer up! Eternity is too short.” Josh gives Quincie a quick hug. “Great to see you, cutie!” He offers his hand to the perplexed-looking Wolf, and they shake.
Then Josh plucks a bowl of kumquat sherbet off of a nearby tray.
As Quincie assures the waitress that it’s fine, I tug at the gold ribbon, and Kieren stands. “Did your friend say that you’re headed upstairs?” he asks. “Upstairs as in . . .”
The parchments unfurl. I scan one, then the other.
“Zach?” the Wolf prompts. “Zach, are you okay?”
Nodding slowly, I point up, as if to heaven.
Kieren’s generous brows draw together. “You’re going home to Miranda?”
“Miranda,” I repeat. “And there’s more.”
To: Zachary
From: Michael
Date: Thursday, January 16
Be advised that the Petition for Full-Status Angel Reinstatement: Order Guardian, filed on your behalf by ascended soul Miranda Shen McAllister, has been denied.
In fact, you are no longer a guardian angel at all.
The guardian Joshua will be assuming your current assignment. Henceforth, he will watch over the vampire Quincie P. Morris.
P.S. Thank you for your years of service, such that they were.
To: Zachary
From: Michael
Date: Thursday, January 16
Be advised that the Word from On High is that you have been promoted to archangel.
You shall hereby be assigned to the deployment and supervision of guardians who will be assigned, one-on-one, to every neophyte vampire still in possession of his or her soul.
Report in your new uniform at your first available convenience to your new office at the Penultimate.
You’ll recall that archangels not only provide leadership to the lower ranked, but also on occasion lead heaven’s forces into battle. Consequently, a chariot has been reserved for you at the stables. Sword practice is Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8 A.M.
P.S. Congratulations, Zachary! You are now middle management with a legion of your own guardians to supervise. I could not have conceived of a more fitting punishment.
WHEN I HEAR RENATA’S VOICE over the sound system (“Attention, Miranda Shen McAllister! Attention, please!”), calling me to the reunion desk, for a moment I’m certain it must be Zachary at last. Then I realize, no, I’m off to meet another newly ascended soul.
Guardian — I mean, archangels — don’t arrive and depart through the Penultimate processing system. My boyfriend, an archangel. Imagine that!
According to Idelle, it means he’ll have to spend quality time in his office at the Penultimate, yet he’s no longer limited to this way station or earthly service. His place of work will be here. He’ll come. He’ll go.
Yet from the time he returns, heaven will be his primary residence.
His. Mine. Ours.
I’m surprised when Harrison meets me at the reunion receiving area.
Then I catch sight of Renata, escorting Nigel forward. He’s complaining that no one will let him have a cigarette.
“Dear boy,” Harrison begins, “I can’t have a cigar either. It’s part and parcel of the Penultimate experience.” My fellow former eternal grins. “A final cleansing of the soul before passing through heaven’s gates.”
Nigel glances at Renata. “I don’t know these people. I don’t have any family or friends. I don’t even know why I’m here. My father is —”
“I’m Miranda.” I take Nigel’s hands in mine. “Zachary’s girl. This is Harrison. We’re your family now.
”
At that very moment, the chariot of the archangel Gabriel touches down on the nearby promenade, and the crowd scatters.
“Hey, Nigel!” Vesper calls, climbing out. “Who’re your friends?”
Two days later, the “doctor” on stage with me in the theater raises his chin. “Hark! she speaks: I will set down what comes from her, to satisfy my remembrance the more strongly.”
I tap in to my inner eternal, the moments when the madness took me. “Out, damned spot, out, I say! One, two — why, then ‘tis time to do’t. Hell is murky! Fie, my lord, fie! a soldier and afeard? What need we fear who knows it when none can call our power to account? Yet who would have thought the old man to have had so much blood in him?”
“That’ll do,” calls the director, making a note on his chart. “Next.”
I’d been hoping for a “Brava, Miranda!”
Exiting the round theater, I scan the entertainment district for Harrison and Nigel, who promised to toss rose petals at my feet as I descended the stairs.
Did they forget?
About halfway down, I let the loneliness soak in. I feel foolish in the period Scottish nightdress I’m wearing for the audition.
I’m not utterly self-absorbed. I understand that my angel couldn’t return home right away. He took Willa out for ice cream. He called to check on Bridget and Evelyn and Lucy. He gave Joshua tips on being earthbound, raised his glass to toast Freddy, indulged one last time in Nora’s bacon-wrapped prawns. Zachary went howling with Kieren. He flew Quincie over Mount Bonnell and told her she’s his hero. He took a day, two, to say his good-byes.
The tick of each second resounds like a gong.
“Miranda?” calls a voice from above.
“Zachary?” Glancing up at him in battle gear, I lose my balance on the stairs.
No chance of my falling anywhere, except more profoundly in love. My angel spins me, and it’s as if I’m flying, too. Weightless, we dance among the stars.
We glide above the Penultimate, away from the stables and the arts district, past the honeycomb-shaped towers. Blue-and-black butterflies flutter behind us like a bridal train. Finally, we land at heaven’s gates. We’re laughing, giddy.
Touching down, he says, “Hold out your hands.”
My angel reaches for a pouch tied to his belt and opens it to nudge Mr. Nesbit into my palms. “I’ve searched everywhere for you.” He gestures to the side. “And Grandpa Shen is so excited. He’s waiting beyond those clouds. He wants to cook us bacon-fried rice for dinner tonight.”
Yes! I set my gerbil on my shoulder and give my angel a kiss that makes Saint Peter blush. I revel in the feel of his lips against mine, thread my fingers through his gold mane, and caress his feathers.
Touch, only touch, and for this moment, it’s enough.
On the other side of the gates, we’ll build our eternal lives, lives blessed with a whole new array of tantalizing and heavenly pleasures. If there’s bacon-fried rice in heaven, who knows what other possibilities await?
I remember the first time I saw Zachary. He appeared as if ripped from Eden. Yet he was heaven-sent, and now he’s home again. We both are — almost.
“Ready for ever after?” he asks, offering his arm.
I rest my fingertips in the curve of his elbow. “I am now.”
With my angel at my side, I cross into the divine.
AUTHOR’S NOTE
The Scholomance in this novel is inspired by a school of the same name mentioned in Abraham Stoker’s Dracula (1897). It was Stoker’s work that spawned this and three of my previous books — Tantalize, Eternal, and Blessed — which feature characters that appear herein.
Each sequential story inches closer to that classic novel, and in Diabolical, we touch on a landmark from Dracula’s own history. He was once a Scholomance scholar, though I reinvented and updated SP for my own fictional purposes.
Beyond that, in reference to his battle-axe, Kieren challenges Mr. Bilovski to “come and take it,” if he dares. This expression was used as a slogan in the Texas Revolution and appears on a historic Texas flag.
Careful readers may also notice nods or tributes to Kathi Appelt, Animal Planet (“Hellhound”), Fred Astaire, Stephen Vincent Benét, Dante Alighieri, Sir Francis Bacon, L. Frank Baum, Helen Eileen Beardsley, Otto Binder, William Peter Blatty, Bob Carroll Jr., Chris Carter, Warren Casey, Madelyn Davis, William C. DeMille, Charles Dickens, Amelia Earhart, Douglas Fairbanks, William Friedkin, Sigmund Freud, Bruce Geller, Fred Ebb, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Emily Gerard, Laurell K. Hamilton, Katharine Hepburn, S. E. Hinton, the History Channel (“Gates of Hell,” Hell: The Devil’s Domain), Washington Irving, Jim Jacobs, John F. Kennedy, Fritz Kiersch, Stephen King, Rudyard Kipling, Jack Kirby, Eartha Kitt, Mort Lachman, Noel Langley, Stan Lee, Jonathan Lemkin, C. S. Lewis, Astrid Lindgren, George Lucas, Elliot S. Maggin, Judith Martin, Vera Matson, John Milton, Andrew Neiderman, Michel de Nostredrame, William Paley, Luciano Pavarotti, Al Plastino, the Platters, Alexander Pope, Elvis Presley, Buck Ram, Gene Roddenberry, Florence Ryerson, Walter “Jack” Rollins, John Romita Sr., Tom Schulman, Melville Shavelson, Charles M. Schulz, William Shakespeare, Anthony Trollope, Mark Twain, Mies van der Rohe, Andy Warhol, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Len Wein, Peter Weir, Joss Whedon, E. B. White, Oscar Wilde, and Meredith Willson.
That said, The Blood Drinker’s Guide, Eternal Elegance, Baba-Yaga’s Junior Encyclopedia, Interfaith Archaeology Bulletin, and a number of other media references or (mis)representations sprang completely from my imagination.
In terms of locales, Sanguini’s: A Very Rare Restaurant in Austin and Scholomance Prep in Vermont are both fictional. So is Chrysanthemum Hills Cemetery in Dallas and both the Edison Hotel and Artemis Gyros in Chicago.
Likewise, you’d be hard pressed to find Norma & Harry’s B and B in Montpelier, but if you did, there would be wild, wonderful gardens and soup with bread for dinner. I set the academy outside Montpelier because it’s one of my favorite places, where I’m on a faculty myself (though I usually lack Dr. Ulman’s disciplinary flare).
As to the question of an original Scholomance in the Carpathians, some say it does exist. Make of that what you will, dear readers, and travel safely.
I’m putting my faith in the angels and in you.
THANK YOU
For research and other support, my thanks to Salima Alikhan, Ann Angel, Gene Brenek, Alissa Cornelius, Lynne Kelly Hoenig, John Kandler, Anne Mazer, Steve Nelson, Susan Robertson, Leda Schubert, Christy Stallop, the Vermont College of Fine Arts family, and City of Montpelier planning and zoning assistant Audra Brown. Special cheers to the children’s-YA creator community, especially here in Austin.
Moreover, my undying appreciation goes to my editor Deborah Wayshak, the whole team at Candlewick Press, my agent Ginger Knowlton, and her assistant Anna Umansky. For everything else, here’s to my very cute husband Greg Leitich Smith as well as our kitty cats, Mercury, Bashi, Blizzard, and Leo. I love you guys.
P.S. I promised to name Evelyn’s wereelk girlfriend, Ollie, after author Ann Hagman Cardinal. So, let it be known that the character’s full name is Olinda Ann Cardinal.
CYNTHIA LEITICH SMITH is the acclaimed and best-selling author of Tantalize, Eternal, and Blessed as well as Tantalize: Kieren’s Story, a graphic novel illustrated by Ming Doyle. About Diabolical, she says, “Angels slip. Souls waver. Not every Wolf howls with the pack. Yet we all deserve a second chance, even if it might be our last.” Cynthia is on the faculty of the MFA program in writing for children and young adults at the Vermont College of Fine Arts. She lives in Austin, Texas, with her husband, author Greg Leitich Smith.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or, if real, are used fictitiously.
Copyright © 2012 by Cynthia Leitich Smith
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Table of Contents
Cover
Title Page
Dedication
Epigraph
Miranda
Zachary
Kieren
Miranda
Kieren
Miranda
Zachary
Miranda
Miranda
Zachary
Kieren
Zachary
Zachary
Miranda
Zachary
Kieren
Zachary
Kieren
Zachary
Zachary
Kieren
Zachary
Kieren
Miranda
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Zachary
Kieren
Zachary
Kieren
Zachary
Miranda
Zachary
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Kieren
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Miranda
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