by Joanne Fluke
Sister Kate rubbed her hands together briskly and headed for the stairway. It was a relief to leave the bishop’s room, and she was eager to join her patients. By now everyone would be in the dayroom, and they could watch the news while they ate their lunch.
Bishop Donahue smiled along with the other inmates as Elmer Fudd chased Bugs Bunny across the giant television screen. Sister Kate was watching him, and he was careful to hide his anxiety. The new television had been installed last week. It was intended to augment their therapy. Before that, Holy Rest had been completely cut off from the outside world, sheltered in a safe, calm institutional environment.
It was nearly time. The bishop folded his hands and pretended to enjoy the broadcast. In 1957 he had written a treatise denouncing television. Now he was forced to sit here and watch it. Since newspapers and visitors were still banned from Holy Rest, the television was Bishop Donahue’s only source of outside information.
The Warner Brothers logo flashed on the screen in brilliant red, yellow, and blue. The program was over. At the station break Sister Kate hurried to the kitchen and came back pushing the cart with their lunch. Bishop Donahue scowled as she passed him a grilled cheese sandwich. He had explained to Sister Kate that the world, as God had created it, was natural and good. Ingesting a product labeled “cheese food” was an affront to the Lord.
The news was just starting when Sister Cecelia came in and took the vacant chair next to Bishop Donahue’s. She had been permitted to help today in the kitchen. Sister Cecelia turned to him once, brown eyes alert behind her glasses. Then she focused all her attention on the screen, assuming the serene smile that she had perfected during the past week. Only Bishop Donahue knew it was a pretense. At his orders, Sister Cecelia had stopped taking her daily tranquilizers.
“Ray Perini, local St. Cloud builder, was found murdered early this morning in Lake George Park. Stearns County Coroner Dr. Henry Corliss states that death occurred at approximately midnight last night. Acting Police Chief Steven Radke is investigating the crime, but he reports no leads at this time.”
“We’d better post sentries.” Major Pietre’s hands trembled as he took his tray. “Those Commies’ll sneak up on us and slit our throats in the middle of the night.”
“There’s no need for that, Major.” Sister Kate reached over to pat the chaplain’s hand. “The war is over. There’s no enemy here in St. Cloud.”
Bishop Donahue pressed his lips together. There certainly was an enemy but not the type Major Pietre feared. It took all his restraint to keep from explaining the real danger they were facing.
“Oh, my, a killer on the loose.” Mother Superior swallowed nervously. “And to think it happened right across the street from us. Are we in any danger, Sister Kate?”
“Absolutely not.” Sister Kate smiled at her. “Don’t forget that we have security bars on all the windows and a guard at the door. No one can get in here, Mother Superior. We’re all safe and sound.”
Father Murphy used the plastic knife to cut his sandwich into ten equal parts. He pushed one to the side and wrapped it carefully in a paper napkin. It represented his tithe for the Lord. No one could entice him to eat that portion. Then he looked up at Mother Superior.
“Ray Perini. That name’s familiar. Wasn’t he the man who worked for that group of homosexuals?”
“Correct, Father Murphy.” Mother Superior nodded emphatically. “Margaret Whitworth interviewed him on her talk show last Tuesday. It was right after Rocky and Bullwinkle . . . the one where Boris Badenov and Natasha tried to sabotage the ski lift. I just love that show. It teaches real values.”
Sister Kate sighed and shook her head sadly. “Ray Perini was a member of the Knights of Columbus. He donated the money for the new cross on the cathedral. Such a nice man.”
“Well . . . maybe.” Monsignor Wickes looked dubious. “But he also won the contract to build the Alternate Life-style Center. And that’s being funded by GALA and the pro-abortionists.”
“GALA. Don’t you think that’s clever?” Mother Superior couldn’t help being didactic after thirty years at Sacred Heart Elementary. “It’s an acronym for the Gay and Lesbian Association, just the way NATO means North Atlantic Treaty Organization and MASH stands for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital.”
Monsignor Wickes took a sip of his grape juice and made a face. He had tried his best to talk Sister Kate into serving wine with lunch as an aid to digestion, but she refused to bend the rules. There was no way he could get any alcohol at Holy Rest unless someone forgot to lock up the vanilla again.
“I’ll take that if you don’t want it, Monsignor.” Sister Augusta reached over to grab his sandwich. “I heard something about the Alternate Life-style Center on the news yesterday. The Defenders of Decency were seeking an injunction to stop the WinterGame fund-raiser. If GALA and Pro Choice don’t raise the money, they’ll have to drop the project.”
“Gustie”—Sister Kate gave the overweight nun a warning look—“I think you’d better give that sandwich back to the monsignor. Remember your black skirt?”
“I liked it better when I was anorexic.” Sister Augusta sighed and plopped the sandwich back onto Monsignor Wickes’s tray. “Then everybody told me to eat. And now that I’ve finally learned to enjoy food, they want me to starve again. This whole thing is making me schizophrenic!”
Sister Kate nodded sympathetically. It was unsettling when therapy backfired. When Sister Augusta was admitted to Holy Rest, she had weighed only 83 pounds. The doctor had utilized Skinnerian conditioning but it had worked too well with Sister Augusta. Now she weighed more than 170 pounds, and she had developed high blood pressure and type 2 diabetes.
“Oh, look.” Mother Superior pointed at the television screen. “There’s that sweet boy from GALA. He must be promoting the WinterGame fund-raiser. I wish we could go.”
“That’s out of the question.” Bishop Donahue could remain silent no longer. “The church must stand firm against perversion. We have a sacred duty to denounce the homosexuals and abortionists. Ray Perini’s death was divine retribution!”
“I think that’s enough discussion for now.” Sister Kate spoke quickly before the bishop could continue. If he started expounding his theories on divine retribution, it might upset the rest of her patients.
“Why don’t we all watch a movie?” Sister Kate said, trying to sound enthusiastic.
“I just love movies.” Mother Superior’s face lit up in a smile. “What’s playing, Sister Kate?”
Sister Kate flipped through the stack of Catholic Digests on the coffee table. “I’m afraid someone’s misplaced the cable guide again. Father Murphy?”
Father Murphy shrugged. “Just because I’m a kleptomaniac doesn’t mean I’m responsible for everything that’s missing around here.”
“I prayed to St. Anthony when my shoes were lost,” said Mother Superior, trying to be helpful. “And I found them. Right under my bed.”
There was a moment of silence as Sister Kate stared at Father Murphy, her eyebrows raised.
“Oh, don’t look at me like that, Sister Kate. I’ll go look for it.”
Mother Superior waited until Father Murphy left the room. “I think Father Murphy’s being very good lately. My watch hasn’t been missing in more than a month.”
“Here it is.” Father Murphy came back, waving the cable guide triumphantly. “It was on the kitchen counter.”
“Oh, dear.” The color rose in Sister Kate’s cheeks. “I apologize, Father.”
“That’s all right.” Father Murphy handed her the guide. “It was a reasonable assumption.”
Sister Kate paged through the schedule quickly. “Here’s one we all can enjoy. They’re showing the original Lassie on HBO. Didn’t you say they trained dogs in the service, Major?”
“Not collies!” Major Pietre laughed. “They lack the killer instinct.”
Bishop Donahue gripped the sides of his chair and fought for control as Sister Kate switched the channel. She wa
s flipping through the channels backwards again even though he’d reminded her only yesterday. All things in nature that rotated clockwise proceeded forward. It was God’s design.
“May Bishop Donahue and I be excused?” Sister Cecelia reached over to take the bishop’s arm.
“Oh, don’t leave.” Mother Superior’s voice quavered. “It’s so nice when we all watch movies together.”
Sister Cecelia was prepared for the usual objection. Mother Superior always wanted them to stay together in a group, just like the classes she used to teach.
“I thought Bishop Donahue and I would go to the chapel to pray for Mr. Perini’s soul.” Sister Cecelia sounded pious. “But we won’t go if you object, Mother Superior.”
“Well . . . that’s different.” Mother Superior gave a grudging nod. “You may be excused, Cissy. I’ll tell you the story later.”
“Don’t forget we’re all making fudge at three.” Sister Kate waved them toward the door.
“Fudge?” Sister Augusta beamed. “Oh, Sister Kate. Can I—I mean, do you suppose—”
“The doctor authorized one piece, an inch and a half square.”
Sister Cecelia turned at the door. “And don’t get any sneaky ideas, Gustie. I’ll measure it myself.”
“All right. The movie’s starting.” Sister Kate turned up the volume and sighed in relief as Sister Cecelia left with the bishop. He had been highly agitated ever since the arrival of the television. Sister Kate was convinced that watching the news was the worst possible therapy for Bishop Donahue, but she had to follow her orders. Archbishop Ciminski, the liberal head of the St. Cloud archdiocese, thought that Holy Rest residents should take an interest in current events.
Hidden away on a quiet residential street in the center of St. Cloud, Holy Rest was a carefully kept church secret. Only a select few knew what lay inside the decoratively barred windows. Sister Kate hadn’t known until six months ago, when Archbishop Ciminski had assigned her to Holy Rest as the new resident nurse.
An institution the size of the Catholic Church needed a quiet asylum for high-ranking dignitaries who could not cope with the pressures of their offices. St. Cloud was an ideal setting for such a place. In a city that was overwhelmingly Catholic, a church-owned retreat was not a curiosity. Holy Rest had been purchased by the church in the thirties. Its quiet yellow-brick exterior gave it the appearance of just another large residential dwelling. Not even the neighbors knew that Holy Rest was a maximum-security mental institution.
Lassie was tugging gently at little Tommy’s sleeve, and Sister Kate settled down to watch the movie. She liked her assignment at Holy Rest. The hours were twice as long as her former shift at the St. Cloud Hospital, but there were definite advantages. At Holy Rest there was a sense of refinement. Perhaps Sister Kate’s Boston background had colored her outlook, but she found it was a pleasure to associate with intelligent, cultured members of the clergy even though they were technically insane. Frequently she felt more like a colleague than a psychiatric nurse.
At Holy Rest Sister Kate had her own suite of rooms, and after her charges were in bed for the night, she was free to read and study. Tomorrow she had the morning off. Sister Gabriella, the relief nurse, came in two mornings a week. Sister Kate planned to walk downtown if it wasn’t too cold, replenish her supply of Q-tips and color-coordinated file cards, and requisition the newest nursing book by Beverly J. Rambo at the library. If she had time, she might even ignore her cholesterol count for the day and treat herself to a warm caramel roll at Dan Marsh’s Coffee Shop.
“Look, Sister Kate.” Mother Superior pointed at the screen. “I didn’t know that Lassie was really a boy.”
Sister Kate laughed along with her patients. Life at Holy Rest was good. It was the best assignment she’d ever had.
CHAPTER 2
“What a rotten time for Barney Schultz to take a vacation!”
Margaret Whitworth slipped her gloves into her pocket and let Steve Radke take her coat. Her face felt numb from the four-block walk, and she rubbed her hands together to warm them. Then she said hello to Mayor Les Hollenkamp, who was sitting in on the meeting, and turned to Steve. “Are you sure you can’t reach him, Steve?”
“I called the Hamburg Hilton, Mrs. Whitworth. That’s the number the chief left with us. The desk clerk told me he’d canceled his reservation.”
Steve pulled out the best chair in the office for Margaret and took his place behind the chief’s massive oak desk. It had been built in the sixties by the prisoners at the state reformatory, right before the unions had forced them to close down their upholstery and furniture shop.
“Harriet’s probably located some of those long-lost relatives of hers.” Mayor Hollenkamp snorted. “She told Trish she’s trying to trace her family tree back ten generations.”
“Bursch Travel checked the chief’s itinerary for me, but he’s not due at the London Hilton until the twenty-first, and that’s two weeks away. It looks like we’ll have to handle this thing without him.”
“I can’t believe Chief Schultz left without making plans to call in on a regular basis!” Margaret’s lips tightened in disapproval.
“That’s my fault, Mrs. Whitworth.” Steve faced her squarely. “The chief offered to check in, but I told him I didn’t think it was necessary. Normally things are quiet in February. There’re always a few fender benders and drunk driving violations, but we’ve never had any real crime this time of year. It’s too cold.”
Margaret nodded. She knew Steve was covering for Barney, but his loyalty to his superior was commendable. She’d heard good things about the new assistant chief. It was entirely possible he’d be able to handle this thing a lot better than Barney Schultz.
Steve picked up a file from the desk and opened it. “Dr. Corliss brought over the autopsy report about an hour ago. Some of the details are pretty unpleasant. I wouldn’t ask you to sit in on this, Mrs. Whitworth, but I need your help.”
“That’s quite all right, Steve.” Margaret Whitworth smiled slightly. It always amused her when people worried about her sensibilities. She had seen it all when she was a newspaperman for the Chicago Times. Newspaperwomen, she always insisted, covered society and fashion. Margaret’s beat had been the crime desk.
“I’ll skip over some of this.” Steve scanned the report. “The time of death was approximately midnight. Ray died of a massive cranial injury, caused by repeated blows to the head. His skull was fractured in five places.”
“Get on with it, Steve.” Margaret tapped her foot impatiently. “We know all that from the press release.”
Steve cleared his throat. “Dr. Corliss says the murder weapon was T-shaped with several small, sharp protrusions. One of the points gouged Ray’s eye.”
Les Hollenkamp swallowed hard. “Do you think it was the Mafia? Ray was always bragging about his connections back east.”
“Heavens, no.” Margaret shook her head. “I’ve covered plenty of mob murders. Those people don’t mess around. If they thought Ray was talking out of turn, his tongue would have been missing. It’s a very effective warning.”
“I’ll be right back.” Les got up and rushed for the door, his hand over his mouth. Margaret coughed to cover her smile. Steve had worried about the wrong person’s sensibilities.
“I don’t think we can rule out the Mafia, Mrs. Whitworth. It could have been a quick hit and run. I’m checking the backers on Ray’s projects now. Some of them may be fronts.”
Margaret thought for a moment. “It’s certainly possible. Ray wasn’t exactly a pillar of virtue. Did you check the reformatory?”
“It was the first call I made. No escapes.”
Les came back in and sat down. Margaret noticed that the mayor still looked a little green around the gills.
“I think we’d better play this down as much as we can,” the mayor advised. “The community’s pretty upset, and we could have a real panic on our hands.”
Steve nodded. “I agree. That’s one of the reas
ons I asked both of you to come in. What do you think, Mrs. Whitworth?”
“I’ll cooperate. The less said about Ray’s death, the better.”
“Good.” Steve closed the file and pushed back his desk chair. “Of course, I’ll continue the investigation, but we’ll keep it very quiet for now. How about a cup of coffee? I can buzz for Carol.”
Les glanced at his watch. “Not for me. I have to meet Trish at the Sunwood for lunch.”
“And I’m taping a show this afternoon.” Margaret got to her feet. “I’ll be at the station for the rest of the day, Steve. Call me if anything breaks.”
Margaret preceded Les to the door and stopped, her hand on the knob. “By the way, I think you’re doing a fine job. It may be just as well that Barney Schultz is out of the country. He’s a little too old for this sort of thing.”
Steve managed to hold back his grin until the door closed behind them. Margaret Whitworth was at least ten years older than the chief, and she personally ran the newspaper and the television station. Her praise made Steve even more determined to catch Ray’s killer. Chief Schultz was due to retire at the end of the year. With Margaret Whitworth’s endorsement Steve knew he’d be a shoo-in for the job.
“You’re late.” Trish Hollenkamp sat at the best table in the Granite Room, facing the fountain. Her blond hair was swept up in a French twist, and she wore a new mauve knit that the saleswoman in Better Dresses at Herberger’s had assured her was both stylish and slimming.
“Sorry, kitten.” Les slid into the chair opposite his wife and sighed. “I had an emergency meeting.”
“I ordered you a Long Island Iced Tea. It’s the rage in the Cities. Try it, Les.”
“Iced tea?”