by Frank Zafiro
Another twitch. No fight.
“I hear that runs in the family. Cocksucking. Maybe you could get by throwing blowjobs in the cell bloc, too.”
I glanced over my shoulder at his feet to see if he was trying to get them underneath him. They were pointed harmlessly. The left one was twitching.
“I figure you and Benito learned how to suck cock from your mother, no? She was a real pro, I hear. Made a good living at it.”
Now he was shuddering. I could feel the anger radiating off his body. But that son of a bitch didn’t break. Unlike his dumb ass punk brother, he knew when to fight and when to wait.
“Someday, ese…” he rasped, “…you pay.”
I started to ask him why not today when I heard the wail of sirens.
Last chance.
I pressed the muzzle deeper into his flesh. My finger tickled the trigger.
Fuck. I couldn’t do it. And he wasn’t going to give me the justification.
I grabbed a handful of hair, pulled back and then smashed his face into the porcelain. He grunted. “Cocksucker,” I hissed at him again.
I glanced up and around the dining area, checking for latecomers. The elderly couple was staring at me, frozen. The two teenagers lovers were nowhere to be seen, but the polyester cow and her kids were all gazing at me with their jaws hanging open. One of the kids was moving his lips slowly like he was trying to say something, but no sound came out.
A siren approached. Tires screeched and the siren abruptly died. The slam of a door. Other sirens in the background, further away.
I took a breath, hoping I knew the cop that came through the door.
I watched as a head poked out from the threshold of the glass door and pulled back too fast to have seen anything.
Great. A fucking rookie.
I prayed briefly that those other cars hurried. The sirens yelped and wailed in the distance.
The head bobbed back past the edge of doorframe. This time, he took a look around. I didn’t know him. His smooth face looked about fourteen.
His eyes held excitement and fear. I vaguely remembered that feeling. I don’t think I could dredge it up for even a second, but I remembered that I used to feel it on every hot call I went to for the first year or two.
Would he be a cowboy, this kid? Or wait for back-up?
“Wait for back-up,” I said, barely above a whisper.
The glass door swung open violently.
Of course. He had to be a fucking cowboy.
He slipped right through the fatal funnel and advanced on me, his Glock pointed right at my head.
“Police! Don’t move!” he screeched at me.
Fuck. His voice was in the stratosphere and that forty caliber was looking like about a twelve gauge as it shook in his hand.
“Easy, man.”
“Put down the gun! Police! Put down the gun! Don’t move!” His voice cracked every second word. He licked his lip and I could hear his breath coming in short gasps. He reached for the microphone with his left hand, then changed his mind and went back to two hands on his gun.
“Easy,” I repeated. “Take a breath. I called you.”
“Put that gun down! Police! Do it now!” His voice was still as high-pitched as a fucking Bee Gee.
This was going nowhere. “Listen, son. I can’t take my gun off this guy. He’s the sus—“
“Don’t move!”
“Okay,” I said. “Listen, just cover me until your backup gets here, okay?”
“Put that gun down right now!”
“I can’t.”
“Do it! Police! Do it now!”
“Just cover me until you have back up.”
He finally heard me. I saw his wheels turning inside his eyes while he processed what I said.
“Just cover me until your back up gets here.” I tried to keep my voice calm. “Then I will put my gun down and move off this guy and –“
A new voice cut in. “This is not a debate. Put that fucking gun down or I will shoot you dead.”
I turned slowly to the opposite door. Another face I didn’t know. But this had resolve and a calm voice.
“I’m a police officer,” I told him.
“Says you. Now put that gun down slowly or you are dead.”
I put the gun down and slid it out of reach.
“Now get the fuck up off of him. Keep your hands where I can see them.”
I rose slowly, my hands at shoulder height.
“Vickers, keep the one on the ground covered,” he told the rookie.
Vickers nodded, nervous and excited.
We stood there for another thirty seconds, the four of us. Well, except for Rueben. He lay still, not even coughing.
Another officer arrived. Another face I didn’t know. Great. A fucking hat trick. I followed their directions and was quickly cuffed and removed from the dining area, out the door and toward the patrol car. The cool metal bit into my wrists. The cop must’ve had the air conditioner in his car cranked up.
This was too surreal. I almost said something about how tight the cuffs were, but stopped. I remembered all the suspects who bitched to me about that through the years and all the witty responses I shot back at them.
They’re not built for comfort.
Could I get you some coffee, too?
I left the fur-lined ones next to your girlfriend’s bed.
Fuck it. It wasn’t going to make a difference, anyway.
“I’m a police officer,” I told the second cop again.
“You said that.” He removed my fanny pack and started searching my waistband.
“Sergeant O’Sullivan. Badge number 105.”
“Uh-huh. Bend over at the waist.”
I bent over and he bent with me, checking my socks.
We stood back up. “I’m in Special Police Problems.”
“Well,” he said, popping the car door open, “I’d say we have a bit of a special problem here, huh?”
I quit talking. Fucking smart-ass.
“Watch your head as you get in.”
I slid into the back seat, behind the shield. The plastic that coated the seat was cold on my bare legs. I felt the tiny needles in my hands as they started to fall asleep. I stared at the dried blood and spit on the back of the shield that separated the prisoner area in the back seat and the passenger compartment. This was unbelievable.
The longest minutes of my life had been spent at Anthony’s grave-side, listening to the police chaplain mutter meaningless platitudes that were of little or no comfort to Rebecca or the kids. But after that, the ninety seconds I spent sitting in the back of that police car with cold metal biting into my wrists and my hands going numb finishes a strong second.
Pete Schmidt’s face appeared at the window. Pete was a good guy and I’d known him for years. The shocked look on his face mirrored my own emotions.
Pete opened the front door and hit the door release for the back seat.
“Jesus, Connor! What the fuck?”
I slid my feet out and Pete helped me out of the back seat.
“Hey, Pete.” I said.
Another shocked look. “Hey, Pete? What the fuck is that? What is going on?”
“You remember about three years ago when—ah, fuck it. It doesn’t matter.” I tipped my head toward the restaurant. “Motherfucker in there tried to shoot me. I took him down and held onto him. The fucking cavalry shows up and it’s all rookies, so I get slammed into these cuffs and tossed into the car.”
“You’re kidding?”
“No, I’m not. They wouldn’t listen to a word I said.”
Pete winced a little. “New guys, you know?”
I nodded. “I figured.”
I noticed Sergeant Rick Hunter near the doors to the restaurant. He was talking with the first two rookies. They were motioning in my direction and Hunter’s angry glances followed their gestures.
“Must be that they didn’t know you. Being over in SPP.”
“No shit, Pete.”
“Still, they shoulda maybe listened to you a little more…”
Hunter started walking this direction.
“Fuck,” I said involuntarily.
Pete’s head swiveled around, following my gaze.
“Fuck,” he whispered.
Hunter was a prick. He had one setting on his dial and it read “pissed.” One critical son of a bitch. I don’t know of anyone in this world who’s ever been right except for him.
“Turn around, I’ll get these cuffs off of you,” Pete told me.
I turned and tilted my handcuffed wrists to him.
“Leave those goddamn cuffs on!” Hunter boomed from fifteen yards away.
Pete froze for a second.
“What?” I couldn’t believe my ears.
“Sarge – “ Pete began.
“You heard me, Schmidt. Don’t touch those fucking cuffs.”
I lowered wrists and turned to face Hunter. This was unbelievable.
Hunter’s eyes bore into me as he closed distance. He didn’t stop until his nose was about to butt into mine. I could smell the coffee on his breath and see the white phlegm in the corners of his mouth. I noticed a small patch of stubble just below his nostril that he missed shaving.
“What is your problem, O’Sullivan?” He barked at me.
I looked back into his hard eyes. “You have got to be kidding me.”
He shook his head. “Uh-uh. I want to know where the fuck you get off.”
“Sarge –” Pete started again.
“Shut the fuck up, Schmidt.” Hunter continued to stare at me. He was waiting for me to answer. It was going to be a long wait.
We stood there, locked in a battle of wills, in some sort of Mexican standoff, which I guess was pretty fucking appropriate for the situation. I watched Hunter’s nostrils flare as he did his best to intimidate me and I waited for him to get tired of not bitching at someone.
True to form, he couldn’t stand not hearing himself for longer than a minute. “Why didn’t you do what the officer on scene told you to do, O’Sullivan?”
“Because I had a suspect in custody that needed to be covered.”
“To my officer, you were the fucking suspect.”
“Maybe your officer should listen to the fucking dispatcher.”
Hunter cocked his head and the corners of his mouth turned up in a small, sarcastic smile. “What, you had a radio to go with your gun and handcuffs? You know what the dispatcher said?”
“I know what I told –“
“Do you know what the dispatcher said?” He repeated, raising his voice as he spoke.
I didn’t answer.
Hunter nodded his head. “I didn’t think so.” His gaze never left my face. “What my officer was told was that there was a suspect with a gun and shots had been fired. That was it. Then he shows up and you have a gun and you fucking argue with him. Now, I want to know – where do you get off?”
“Right about here,” I told him and turned my back on him.
There was a moment of stunned silence, then I felt a hard grip on my shoulders. Hunter spun me around to face him. “Don’t turn your back on me!”
“Then take these handcuffs off of me and calm the fuck down,” I told him. I struggled to keep my voice low. “Besides, I had the situation under control and your rookies were coming in too hot.”
“Too hot?!” Hunter snorted. “You know what that sounds like to me, O’Sullivan? That sounds like the guy hiding over in Special Police Problems trying to tell the real police how to do their jobs. That’s what it sounds like.”
Ignorant prick, I thought.
“Go fuck yourself” is what I said.
“What did you say to me?”
I stared him dead in the eye. “I said, go fuck yourself. One sergeant to another. You don’t like it? Go fuck yourself again.”
Hunter’s hands shot out and struck me in the chest. I fell back into the car, nailing my shoulder into the doorjamb. Hunter grabbed onto me and slammed me over the back of the car. My head bounced off the trunk. With my hands cuffed, I couldn’t fight back.
“Easy, Sarge! Jesus, people are watching!” came Pete’s voice.
Hunter paused a moment, then gave me another small shove into the car before releasing me. “Fucking desk jockey,” he muttered.
“Fucking ape,” I muttered back.
Hunter pointed his finger at Pete. “Those cuffs stay on until I decide if he’s a collar or not.”
“Sarge—“
“They stay on!” And he stalked away.
Pete and I stood still for a few seconds. I was busy catching my breath and Pete was busy being embarrassed. I watched Hunter disappear back into the restaurant and I wondered how in the hell I ended up standing there in handcuffs.
“I’m sorry, Connor,” Pete said.
“Not your fault, Pete.”
“Still.”
“What a fucking cock he is,” I muttered, shaking my head.
“Always was,” Pete said.
“Always will be.”
Pete unlocked the cuffs and loosened them to the last notch. Blood flow surged into my hands and the prickly needles were back. Still, it was better than the numbness.
Pete closed the back door of the patrol car and we stood by the wheel-well and watched in silence. Officers arrived and gawked at the scene and at me, but no one else approached us. Hunter remained inside the restaurant. Crime scene tape went up for some unknown reason and a little while later a pair of detectives rolled up in their unmarked car. Finch and Elias, both from Major Crimes. Usually, they worked homicides or robberies. Sure, they worked some assaults, too, but serious ones. Not something like this. Bringing them in was like sending Roger Clemens to the mound for a little league game.
Except that there was a cop involved.
Christ, what a circus.
Some time later, Rebecca and the kids were escorted out and into a police car. Rebecca cast a worried look at me through the window of the patrol car as it drove away.
The other witnesses filtered out and found their way to their own cars and drove themselves away. None of them looked at me.
I saw a media van pull up a short time later. Gratefully, it passed right by and parked on the other side of the building. I hoped they got what they wanted over there and left me alone. I knew that if any of those vultures spotted someone in handcuffs, I’d be the lead story on the next edition of the evening news.
Finally, the Shift Commander, Lieutenant Hudson, pulled up. He studiously ignored me and went inside the restaurant. I knew he was getting an earful from Hunter. I glanced over at Pete and could tell he was thinking the same thing. I was screwed.
Ten minutes later, Lieutenant Hudson came outside and walked directly toward us.
“Here it comes,” I whispered to Pete. He didn’t reply.
Hudson motioned to Pete. “Uncuff him.”
I offered Pete my wrists and he unlocked the cuffs. I rubbed my wrists and looked at the Lieutenant and waited.
“Sergeant O’Sullivan,” he said with an air of formality, “Go home. You’re on administrative leave pending the outcome of this investigation.”
“Lieutenant…”
He held up his hand. “I don’t want to hear a word. Go home. Call your Union Representative or your attorney. Do not contact anyone associated with this investigation. Do not engage in any law enforcement activity. Remain available to the Internal Affairs investigators. Do you understand?”
Holy shit.
“Yes, sir.”
He nodded briskly, turned and walked back into the restaurant.
I took a deep breath and let it out.
“You gonna be okay, Connor?” Pete asked.
I gave him a slow shrug. “I don’t know. This is…I don’t know.”
“You better just head home.”
I nodded, then realized something.
“Pete?”
“Yeah?”
“My bike is still inside. I need
a ride home.”
Internal Affairs. Not exactly happy land for a cop. I sat in the small waiting area. There was nothing to read and nothing to do except rub my tired eyes, which were still red from three too many Kokanees the night before. I’d slept maybe six hours over the past two days, sitting at home waiting for IA to call. I’d spoken to my Union rep, but not a lawyer. I couldn’t figure why I needed one. Other than the Lieutenant telling me so, that is.
My Union rep was Detective Butch Pond. He told me not to worry. He told me things would work out. He couldn’t tell me exactly how, but he was sure they’d work out just fine. He said he had to be in court this morning, but he’d try to make it over.
Imagine how great I felt. My Union rep was a guy named Butch and he was going to try to make it to my IA interview. Marvelous.
Lieutenant Hart kept me waiting long enough to make him seem sufficiently important, then came out into the waiting area. He didn’t say a word, just motioned me to follow him. We settled into the small interview room. A mini-tape recorder sat on the table next to a clean notepad and a two-inch file.
Hart sat down and made a show of sliding the tape recorder to the side. I took his meaning. We were going to be out of school for a bit. Fine.
I sat down, folded my hands and waited. It was his play.
“Sergeant, where is your Union rep?”
“Couldn’t tell you.”
“Are you waiving representation?”
“For now, I don’t suppose I have a choice.”
“Of course you do. We can wait. Or reschedule.”
Hell with that. I’d already spent two days waiting for this. Two days cut off from the world I’d known for the last fourteen years.
“Now is fine,” I told him.
Hart twisted his pen, exposing the tip. He stared at it, then twisted it back again. I watched it disappear inside the pen.
“Just between us, O’Sullivan, you’re in a lot of trouble.”
“Thanks for the news flash.”
“Sarcasm isn’t going to help your cause.”
“I’m guessing it can’t probably hurt it much, either.”
Hart shook his head. “You were always such a smart ass.”
I took a breath and leaned forward. “Lieutenant, let me ask you something. How do you expect me to feel when I’m getting treated like this?”
“If I were you, I’d be happy I still had a job.”