My name is Durex

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by Umair Sheikh


  She shouted and shouted until the President finally couldn’t handle it any more.

  So the President decided to ask the President’s “bride” of her opinion: “For the wedding, do you like Western or Canadan style?”

  Chapter 7 – Mom and dad’s defection

  The President felt he was superior, he didn’t directly asked for Durex’s views and have decided to hold the wedding, which made her quite dissatisfied.

  She can marry, but she didn’t sell herself, how come she didn’t have the right to speak?

  Thus, Durex decided to protest to the President.

  The location of the protest was at the President’s study, because at that time there’s no one else present besides the President, it’s more easy to start.

  So that day when the President returned from the company and entered the study, Durex secretly followed behind him.

  “What are you doing?” Very quickly Light Muller found a stalker sneaking behind him.

  Merely one sentence pushed aside the words Durex prepared to say into thin air, “This…… can I not……”

  “If you have something to say, say it quickly.”

  Facing the President’s such sharp eyes, Durex’s heart was firm: “I have something to say!”

  “Oh?” Light Muller squinted his eyes, “come in.”

  Durex followed by the President into the study, she was confused with the layout of the room in front of her. How can this be called a study? There’s a TV and even a treadmill, it’s just like a multi – functional bedroom.

  She was observing immensely when the President suddenly coughed.

  Durex regained her conscious, seeing the suit hanging there she was stunned for two seconds, before she suddenly realized she had come at the time the President was changing!

  Durex was grief-stricken, she came here to protest, how come she feels like a servant who came to take the washing away? Durex was angry, so angry that she left his suit on the side.

  But soon Durex would regret it, because the President’s killer eyes came swinging over with the suit that was on the ground, that moment Durex finally after much difficulty extinguished all the arrogance she accumulated.

  Impulse is the devil, the President in front of her has turned into a devil.

  So Durex used her dog legs to quickly pick up the suit from the ground, while bending over she joked: “President your suit’s quality is good, it fell on the floor and there’s not even a stain of dust!”

  Light Muller turned around and asked: “What’s the matter?”

  It was only when the President asked, did Durex remembered she came here to discuss proper business, so she put on a fearless look with her chest and head high and said: “I don’t want to hold a wedding ceremony.”

  As she finished speaking, she secretly glanced at the President, but she was hit by a pair of deep eyes staring at her thoughtfully.

  Receiving the President’s glazes, Durex could not help but feel flustered, this silence like the calm before the storm, there seems to be something ready to happen.

  However, the President wasn’t angry, he look back and said in a billow voice: “Why?”

  Why?

  The President has asked so suddenly, Durex lowered her head and was taken by surprise, thinking for a long time, she weakly replied: “A wedding is a major event, you didn’t ask for my opinion and decided yourself, I think this is very disrespectful towards me……”

  “Didn’t I already asked for your advise?” The President suddenly asked.

  Durex wondered: “You did?”

  “Didn’t I ask you whether you wanted a Western or Chinese style wedding?”

  >o<

  Durex felt awkward, President Jian that’s not asking for other’s opinion, you imparity clause!

  “Anyway, I don’t want to have a wedding. Besides, we didn’t really get married, there’s no need for the wedding ceremony to be so grand, and…… and I feel like we…… we don’t have any feelings……” She said to this point and couldn’t continue further.

  That’s right, in fact Durex was like many other women, she still had full of hopes towards weddings.

  If it’s simply attaining a marriage license, she can lie to herself that this wasn’t real, but going through with the wedding ceremony you can feel the genuineness of it, it’s not the same!

  Although Durex is foolish, but she wouldn’t seal her only way out.

  “You mean, you want us to develop affections first?”

  Ah?

  When Durex finally had time to react, a shadow stood over her, she didn’t know when Light Muller stood in front of her.

  Their distance was close enough for her face to touch his chest.

  Durex panicked and quickly waved: “I…… I didn’t mean it like that……”

  Her hand was suddenly caught.

  “Wasn’t this your intentions, what does that mean?”

  The President’s voice was deep, dignified and sexy. His very large hands tightly wrapped around her wrist, passing a steady flow of body heat. Having the President’s chest in such close proximity she noticed his sporadic male specific scent, and his cologne also drifted to her nose, disrupting her normal thoughts.

  Durex suddenly became slighty breathless.

  Her heart cried out: Not like this! Not like this!

  But she didn’t say it out loud, because the President’s aura was too powerful, so powerful that she nerve short-circuit and felt disoriented.

  “Speak, what do you mean?” Light Muller approached closer and profoundly stared at her, as if he could see through her.

  In such a vision, Durex finally felt defeated.

  “I mean a Western style wedding is good……”

  >o<

  Frown! Frown! Frown!

  Yes, this person’s frown can squeeze dead a mosquito is our pitiful and tragic heroine, Durex.

  Just a few minutes ago, she was an independent youth women of the new era, who yield under the President’s obscenity and hue thus readily agreed to such rude wedding demands.

  This also wasn’t the most depressed thing, the most depressing thing of all was listening to the old madame’s insatiable cries to meet her in-laws!

  Durex felt that the whole thing had developed in a direction she had not wanted to see.

  “Mom……” Durex held the mobile phone, her mood was extremely low.

  “You unfilial daughter!” Dmama began shouting, “you finally remembered this mother of yours ah? Speak, how long since you last called this mother of yours! You’re playing too crazy outside? Does your heart have……”

  “Mom, I got married.”

  Dmama said impatiently: “What wed or not wed! I asked you a question…… What do you say?! You got married?!”

  (* o *) ~

  So Dmama ended the call and travelled by train overnight to A city with Dpapa, at this time Durex have not worn the wedding dress.

  Once her mom and dad arrives, Durex will no longer feel she’s alone, judging by her mom’s temper, if she knew their daughter were oppressed by others, she will instantly become a Super Saiyan, and battle the President three hundred rounds.

  Just the thought of this, Durex hurriedly opened the door.

  Unexpectedly, upon opening the door, it turned out to be the President, followed by Dmama laughing and talking.

  “Dad! Mom! You guys……” Durex was about to speak, but why has the President came home with her parents? She clearly sent the driver to pick them up.

  “Say no more.” Once Dmama saw her daughter, she was in a good mood, “Ah Jun have explained to me, you may rest assured that as long as you are willing, we as parents are not against it.”

  Ah Jun?

  Durex was embarrassed, mom, aren’t you being a little too familiar too soon?

  The President, who was standing on the side smiled and added: “Thank you father and mother in law.”

  “Oh
! Old man, you see how sensible our son-in-law!” Dmama was sent to tears.

  “Yes yes!” Dpapa looked at his son-in-law and also repeatedly nodded.

  Facing the two old benign countenance’s face, Durex suddenly felt like she was missing something. Her eyes moved to the President’s side and caught the sly twinkle in his eyes.

  Suddenly, Durex’s heart thump ——she’s done! Mom and dad have changed sides!

  Chapter 8 – Ah you nosebleed nosebleed, why must you flow out?

  After Dmama and Dpapa arrived, they were very satisfied with their son-in-law.

  Particularly Dmama, not only was she satisfied with this son-in-law, regarding her son-in-law’s home she was also very satisfied with the renovations.

  Dmama: “Old man, look how good the sculpture works is! What a cute little chick!”

  Dpapa tugged on Dmama’s sleeve: “Honey, that’s a Chinese Crested Dog…”

  Dmama impatiently waved her hand: “Who cares if it’s a chicken or a dog, its very cute. Look, it’s appearance is very much like our D ah!”

  Durex on the side almost passed out.

  Mom! You are not my biological mother?

  Watching her parents so satisfied with the President, Durex couldn’t help but secretly ask the President: “What did you say to my parents?”

  Undoubtedly with her mom’s personality, knowing her daughter had act first, then reporting later[1], it’s almost certain that she would stamp with rage, she wouldn’t be as benign countenance as she is now. So Durex felt that the President must have said something to them.

  [1] : first decapitate then present your trophy (idiom)

  “I said we want to get married.”

  “And then?”

  “Nothing.”

  “Nothing?!” Durex cried out, so just because of one sentence, her parents agreed to sell their own daughter? It can not be justified!

  Light Muller narrowed his eyes, tepidly asked: “Otherwise what else did you think they’ll ask?”

  “Of course they’ll ask if I was willing to or not!” After Durex finished speaking she felt embarrassed. How can she speaks what her heart wants? It’s all thanks to the President’s honest and harmless appearance that caused her to loosen her defences.

  As she was complaining, the President took advantage of this and ask a question: “Then are you willing to do it or not?”

  “Of course not——”

  “Well?” The President’s killer eyes shot through.

  “…… it’ll be strange if I’m not willing!” After saying this, Durex’s heart despise herself one hundred times.

  Hearing this, the President was finally satisfied and became gentle again, nodded: “It’s getting late, we should return to the room and sleep.”

  “Oh……” Because she’s unfortunately under the President’s power Durex compromised again, she was very disappointed in herself, almost hung her head as she made her way upstairs.

  Upstairs, she instinctively walked to her room, not even a few steps she suddenly felt a tight grip on her shoulder, and was dragged back.

  “You……”

  “You didn’t say good night to your parents.” The President was ahead of her and quickly said.

  It was then did Durex realised that her parents standing in front of the guest room door smiling at them.

  “Dad, mom, good night.”

  After she finished speaking, she was already in the President’s bedroom.

  This this this…… is is is….the President’s—— bedroom!!!

  Durex’s feet felt weak, she almost fell down. When she finally calmed down, she found the President steadily undressing himself. First the suit, then the tie, and then his slender finger on the shirt buttons.

  Durex was surprised and stunned.

  “What are you looking at?” The President’s hand suddenly stopped at the clasp, his vision landed on Durex.

  Durex quiver, only then did she recover and found that half of the President’s shirt was undone and his muscular chest was exposed.

  This scene……

  Durex couldn’t help but swallow her saliva.

  “I asked you.” The President suddenly came over and stared infinitely into her eyes.

  Durex couldn’t resisted and lowered her glaze to his chest, not only was his chest muscular, it was well proportioned which brought endless sexiness!

  Durex didn’t know why but her mind suddenly flashed a forbidden word—— Alluring Stimulus!

  Rubbing it once will increase your blood pressure.

  His thin lips suddenly curved unconsciously, touching the hidden happiness in his eyes. Light Muller’s hands extending out and wanted pulled her chin.

  Before his hands could touch her, Durex suddenly took a step back, and stared at Light Muller in horror. Before he had time to react, Durex had rapidly turn around and ran out crazily.

  She ran to her bedroom door before using her fingers to touch her nose, frightenly there was a stream of blood.

  Durex sighed: Fortunately she ran fast enough or else the blood would have flowed out! Fortunately, it wasn’t in front of the President, otherwise it would have been very shameful!

  Durex let out a breath of relief. However, in the other side of the wall, Light Muller’s startled eyes instantly cooled down, and hum a long noise.

  This is the second time.

  The next day, the schedule wedding ceremony.

  Durex made her way down stairs, but didn’t see the President, instead she was caught by her parents first.

  Dmama pulled her daughter over and said: “You brat, why are you up so late? Aren’t you aware today is such a big day? Look! Still wearing pyjamas! Oh, look at these pouches on your eyes ah! Did you go to North Korea to send missiles last night?”

  Facing her mom’s nagging complaints, Durex had a bitter face: “I know……”

  In fact, it’s all the President fault! As soon as she closed her eyes she saw the President’s seductive chest, which made her suffer excessive bleeding which then lead to poor sleep, or else she wouldn’t get up so late.

  All in all, the President is to blame!

  The thing that made Durex uncomfortable was that the culprit actually didn’t appear until she wore the wedding dress and did her make up. Only then did the President give Old Yu a call and said he was already at the church.

  What kind of person is that! He didn’t even have a little groom’s consciousness, didn’t even come to meet the bride, too incompetent! Be careful she’ll escape!

  Running away of course is impossible, who told her parents to be loyal to the enemy camp? Durex was clip left and right by her parents to the church.

  From afar, they could see a group of people standing in the middle of the church’s entrance, dressed in a white suit was the mighty Light Muller.

  Seeing the President, Durex’s belly was full of anger.

  >o<

  The President is a little too good-looking! Wearing a white suit emphasised his slender stature, just like those model’s advertising suits.

  Really, it’s too perfect!

  Looking at herself, Durex couldn’t help but think: Is her chest a little flat? Are her heels a slightly short? And her waist, perhaps it should be more slim……

  As the saying goes, comparisons are odious!

  Now Durex thought deeper, she felt that she should never have stood here, she must be skull broken to absurdly be with the President.

  Just as she was regretting, a hand suddenly stretched out to her, Durex reflex and looked up at the hand and stared at the President’s deep eyes.

  Chapter 9 – Durex who’s different

  The first time walking on the red carpet, Durex couldn’t help but feel a little nervous. In fact, this is the second time Durex felt the nervous tension as she held onto the President’s arm.

  How can the President’s arm be so hard? What if she accidentally knock it, how will she manage?
Thinking of this, Durex recalled the two million diamond ring, she must not be distrait.

  One moment of figurative will result in her tripping over her high-heeled shoes, and falling heads down.

  At that instance, Durex felt that if she simply feeble home, she will become a laughing-stock.

  Just she was ready to closed her eyes, she didn’t expect Light Muller’s powerful palm to be pressing down on her waist, she met with the President’s shining eyes as she looked up.

  Durex’s mind resurfaced images of last night’s eclectic exciting scene, suddenly her face became hot and her nose began to congest. In order to avoid his glazes, she hastily sworn to take revenge and weakly said: “I’m…… I’m sorry…… I’m inexperience because it’s my first time getting married……”

  Light Muller who originally was expressionless, suddenly a subtle smile appeared before he slowly said: “Wife be careful.”

  Wi…… wife?!

  Durex was finally successfully scared and turned into the Chinese crested Dog garbage can in the living room.

  She suddenly felt that an ordinary person can foresee the President’s behaviour, but because these actions is foreseeable it scared her to death.

  A mere word “Wife” caused Durex’s three souls to become two, while the remaining of her soul was only enough to mechanically follow the President.

  Stopping before the priest, he asked: “Light Muller, do you take this woman to be your wife and marry her? Regardless of sickness or health, or any other reason, you’ll love her, take care of her, respect her, accept her, always stay true to her until the end of this life?”

  The President looked at Durex and said: “I do.”

  “And you, Durex? Do you take this man to be your husband and marry him? Regardless of sickness or health, or any other reason, you’ll love him, take care of him, respect him, accept him, always stay true to her until the end of this life?”

  Durex was still in malfunction mode.

  “Durex? Durex?”

  Continue to crash……

  Light Muller finally couldn’t torelate it, to be distracted while getting married, only Durex would do this. So, he very unhappily jabbed her arm in the dark.

 

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