My name is Durex

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by Umair Sheikh


  The President’s precious treasure? This gorgeous title coming on top of Durex’s head, she felt slightly dizzy for the entire evening.

  In the evening, when the President returned.

  Upon seeing Light Muller, Durex felt embarrassed.

  But Light Muller didn’t care, he only said: “Go upstairs to change.”

  Change clothes? Why? Durex stared at Light Muller with a confused expression.

  Seeing her doubts, Light Muller lightly added: “Today, we’re going out to eat.”

  Old Yu and Aunty Wu’s Little Theatre

  Aunty Wu: “Old Yu, today I exaggerated and conned Madame, is it not very good?”

  Old Yu: “Er…. the first few are always true, right?”

  Aunty Wu: “But I just lied to Madame, saying because she does not like to eat spicy, so young master endured not eating spicy food to accommodate her, is it too exaggerated? In fact, young master hates eating spicy food even more than Madame.”

  Old Yu: “This… Madame shouldn’t find out.”

  Aunty Wu: I also told Madame, because she does not like drinking milk, so for a long time young master no longer drank his favorite milk during breakfast. When in actual fact, it is because young master who is allergic to milk.”

  Old Yu: “….”

  Chapter 32: Rich people’s so called love

  Although Durex was merely scrape by, however before being fired, she still had a paid job, she still had a credit card, she still had money to invite people out for dinner, sometimes she would go out with the young ones. Arguably, going out to have a meal wasn’t a big deal. However, the person who she’s going to have dinner with is someone she has never met within her twenty years of life—— The President!

  Especially when Aunty Wu have exaggerated and added so many good things Light Muller have done, Durex also felt tense and embarrassed.

  In order to dress for the occasion, she went upstairs and change into a dress, and also relentlessly pulls out a pair of high heels, before striding with big steps downstairs.

  At this time, Light Muller have also changed his suit for a blue sweater, waiting by the door.

  Upon seeing the President dressed like this, Durex was slightly ignorant.

  Didn’t the drama on TV also play out this? The leading actor would wear a suit taking the leading actress to restaurant with a magician, then upon opening the restaurant’s menus a flock of birds will fly out, following behind the birds will be innumerable rows of zeros….

  Wrong! Wrong! Completely wrong!

  Life is not a like television, however sometimes it can be more shocking.

  For example speaking of Durex. At this moment she is staring with astonishment at the two-wheel bike with her eyes wide open.

  Since she married the President, it has been a long time since she has last seen one of these!

  Durex rubbed her eyes and finally couldn’t help but ask: “Where…. where is your car?”

  Light Muller pointed to the bike on the side: “Isn’t it here?”

  “…..” Durex was speechless, she didn’t think of the President would use such an interesting way to invite a person out for a meal, insisting on using a bike to experience life. Rich people’s like thrilling love!

  Observing her surroundings, Durex also asked: “How come there’s only one?”

  She didn’t expect the President to ask in return: “One isn’t enough?” This is clearly stating he wanted take her.

  Once Durex heard this she felt that this thing was unreliable! The President always had a driver, plenty of luxury cars, fair enough if he was going drive her, to suddenly pull out a bike stating he wanted to take her in this…. who know him how many years it has been since he last rode a bicycle?

  For her own life’s safety, Durex deliberately decided to refuse his offer.

  “The way I see it, it’s better if we drive the car instead.”

  “What? You don’t trust my skills?” Light Muller asked sharply, seeing through her intentions.

  “How can not believe it? Haha…. hahahaha…….” If anyone believing you would be stupid!

  Even Durex was like this, however an arm always fails to beat the legs, in front of Light Muller this leg, Durex was merely little fingers. So, even if her mind isn’t willing, in the end she still obediently got on the President’s car…. Wrong! The President’s bike!

  Sitting behind the bike, Durex felt uneasy, she was afraid she’ll accidentally fall down, but she also didn’t dare to reach out to embrace Light Muller’s waist, thus she only stretched out two of her claws, carefully clinging onto Light Muller’s waist jeans.

  As the speed accelerated, Durex virtually felt more tired than the President who was pedalling the bike.

  Suddenly, Light Muller said: “Hold on tight, there’s a downhill approaching.”

  Before Durex could react, the bike jolted and sped down the slope.

  “Ah!”

  The frighten Durex anxiously tried to tighten her grip on Light Muller’s waist.

  Speeding down the slope, the speed accelerated, the bike became slightly unstable, riding in an S shape pattern.

  Durex was so scared that her heart almost jumped out of her throats, while trembling she asked: “You…. How long has it been since you last rode a bike?”

  “Not long.” Light Muller answered calmly, “About seven or eight years.”

  “….”

  “Be careful, there are road works up ahead.”

  This time, Durex finally couldn’t resist, she tightly cling onto Light Muller’s waist, she was so frightened that she closed her eyes.

  There was a section of the road filled with broken little rocks, riding across the surface made bike rattle. Durex didn’t know whether it was psychological reaction, but she continued to embrace the President’s waist, her face was glued onto his back, her heart suddenly felt a sense of security and her nervous tension was so strain.

  And because she had her eyes closed while tightly holding onto his waist, she also didn’t know when the road became to feel smooth once again. When slowly opened her eyes, as expected a smooth road appeared in her vision.

  “Hu… I’m still alive!” Durex breathe a sigh of relief, having the intentions to loosen her embrace.

  When suddenly, a pair of heated hands reached over, unexpectedly Light Muller’s spare hand-held onto hers tightly preventing her from withdrawing.

  Shua——

  Durex’s face is more red than the sunset on the horizon.

  “You…. you let go,” She tried to struggle, but she was afraid of causing an accident, so she could only verbally protest.

  However Light Muller ignored her, using one of his hand gripping onto hers, while the other easily grasp the handle the handle. Wait! Durex was suddenly aware of something.

  When they were coming down the slope, he was riding like a snake, why is that he could ride so steadily now with just one hand?

  Needless to say, she’s been conned once again.

  -_-|||

  Because Light Muller’s continued to hold her hands, Durex couldn’t loosen her grip, she had no other choice but to continuing embracing the President’s waist. They were very close, Durex can clearly hear a strong heartbeat… pump… pump…

  This feeling was very warm, like the fresh wind blowing over the fresh summer rain, causing one to develop a sense of dependency.

  “Madame, you are young master’s the most precious treasure.”

  Aunty Wu’s words from the afternoon repeated in her ears, Durex suddenly felt that this man she was holding, perhaps she really can rely on for a lifetime….

  While thinking in a daze thinking, the bike have come to a stop on the side of a stadium.

  Then Light Muller voice came through: “We have arrived, you still want to hold onto for a while?” One could hear the teasing tone in his voice.

  Durex’s face blushed red, she immediately release her hands. Cl
early he forced her to hold onto to him, yet in the end he still wanted to bit her in return. Beside being scheming, the President is also scoundrelly.

  Straightening the creases on her skirts, Durex began to observe her surroundings: “We wouldn’t be eating here, right?”

  “That’s right.” Light Muller nodded, pointing his finger in the distance.

  Following the direction of his finger, Durex sees a group of people sitting not far from the lawn, a number of barbecue utensils was placed around it. Before Durex understood what was going on, a group of people have been waved towards them: “Here! Here!”

  “Let’s go.” Light Muller said and walked towards those people.

  “Oh….” Durex could only utter this reply and slowly followed behind.

  Nearby, everyone have gathered around, a man in orange sweatshirt came over and affectionately hugged Light Muller: “I haven’t seen you for a long time, Eric!”

  Eric? Durex quietly watched on the side, that should be the President’s English name. Those who have studied aboard always love to give themselves a dashing English name, plainly indicating their well-educated!

  “This is….” After the two greeted each other, the man dressed in orange sweatshirt finally noticed the timid Durex behind Light Muller.

  “Hello, I am Alice!”

  After Durex finished speaking, Light Muller gave her a glance and his glance meant: When did you refer yourself as Alice?

  Durex also used the same glance to answer him: Socalizing in society who doesn’t give themselves an English name?

  -_-|||

  “Alice? How come I’ve never heard of you?” A woman wearing a low-cut halter top with three head (One neck and two hills on the chest) walked over, speaking in a poor tone.

  Needless to say, a typical supporting actress.

  Seeing this melodramatic scene for the first time, Durex was filled with excitement, she began search through he brain of the previous idol drama’s she has seen, to deal with this kind of woman what should she say?

  Not waiting for her to come up with an idea, Light Muller was one step ahead of her: “We recently got married.”

  “……” Durex plaintively stared at the President at a glance, 555555 if you put it this way, what’s the point of acting after this ah?

  Sure enough, the big chest sister face turned green, no longer speaking.

  Since the big chest sister didn’t speak, and the rest of the people suddenly surrounded them up, asked: “Eric! You got married?” “when ah?” “Quickly introduce your wife to us!”

  Immediately, Durex who was unknown to the public suddenly became the centre of the attention, facing such a scene, she had difficult adapting to the situation.

  Speaking of which, her wedding with the President was indeed particularly low-key. Light Muller seems to only invite several important subordinates from his company, a small number of his relatives and friends, and on her side only her parents attended, she didn’t even invite her best friend, Linda.

  At that moment, Durex held onto the hold the less people who knew the better it was when they divorce. And the President should also think so. After all, he is an important person such unpleasant thing such as divorce doesn’t sound too great.

  But now, the President took the initiative to introduce her to his friends, she didn’t know of his plans.

  Chapter 33: Men! They always wants pride and self-esteem!

  After a brief introduction, Durex finally knew who these people were.

  It turns out these were Light Muller’s friends from school, the one dressed in the orange sweatshirt who came over first is Peter Maxwell. Then the one dressed in white shirt with glasses is Luo Jiang. Sitting together with Luo Jiang is Luo Hao, Luo Jiang’s younger twin brother.

  In fact, there was nothing strange about twins, however this pair of twin’s girlfriends were also twins, one named Da Mi and the other named Xiao Mi which was really strange.

  She was very suspicious of how the four people differentiate each other. (or should she say there’s no difference -_-|||)

  Then there’s Peter Maxwell who also brought along his sister Vivian Maxwell, the big breasted sister who speak harshly, her name sounded very nice name.

  In addition, Vivian Maxwell also brought along a few friends, there were females and males. Durex couldn’t remember who was who.

  Within this group of people, there were an individual that particularly attracted Durex’s attention, this person was wearing a sky blue shirt coupled with a narrow black and white striped tie, appearing very fashionable. He sat on the grass, not once coming into the conversation.

  The only reason Durex will pay attention to this person, is purely because of his double peach blossom eyes, slightly squinting, appearing somewhat arbitrary, somewhat indolent, however ever since she arrived, not once did his eyes halt his stares.

  Being continuously stared by such a pair of eyes made one feel a little uncomfortable.

  “What is it?” Light Muller detected there was something wrong with her and gently asked.

  Durex regain her conscious and embarrassedly smiled: “Nothing.” It must be because she was frightened whilst riding the bike so she’s hallucinating, just one President willing to look her way was a miracle on its own, why would there be another person who also blindly and willing stare at her for that long?

  She withdrew her thoughts and spun the chicken wing skewers within her hands, the chicken wings charcoal nicely on top of the fire, it seems to be very delicious.

  Since coming out, Durex also haven’t eaten anything, upon seeing the chicken wings, she couldn’t help but lick her fingers, in her heart she silently sighed: Chicken wings, chicken wings, you are indeed a chicken wing!

  Smiling, she picked up the chicken wings, just as she was preparing to go in for a bite, Light Muller appeared from the corner of her eyes with a half-smile while staring at her. His eyes seemingly to carry a slightly meaning, his scattered dark eyes seems to be flashing a hint. He obviously took a fancy to her—— chicken wings!

  Using his glaze to make her submit is really indeed the President’s style!

  Durex reluctantly took off the chicken wing that almost reached her mouth, and then grabbing a bottle of chili powder, sprinkling a little before handing it over to Light Muller: “Here you eat it.”

  Looking at the chicken wing covered in chilli powder, Light Muller slightly frowned, pushed her hands back: “You eat it instead.”

  She already sprinkled chilli powder over it, how is she going to eat it now? “No, you eat it!” Durex said warmly and pushed the chicken wings back towards him.

  “You eat it!”

  “You eat it!”

  “You eat it!”

  “You eat it…..”

  “You eat it.”

  “….”

  So like this, the two of them appeared to be doing Tai Chi pushing the roasted chicken wings here and there, at the every end they animatedly push the fragrant crispy fragile chicken wings until it turned cold.

  At this moment, Durex became very angry.

  The President used his meaningful glance to force the chicken wings out of her mouth, causing her to reluctantly part with her beloved chicken wings and respectfully offer it with both hands, however it just so happens he doesn’t want it anymore, making it appear as if she’s forcing it upon him.

  Such actions, not only has he wronged her, more so he has wronged the chicken wing god, it’s really too much!

  Summoning her courage, Durex loudly shouted: “You eat it!”

  It would have been a happy and peaceful grassland barbecue party, however this shout of Durex have caused everyone present to stop chatting, staring straight at Durex.

  At this moment, Durex was completely embarrassed.

  What was the most important thing for a man? Self-esteem!

  And what is more important than self-esteem, it is your self-esteem and pride in front of your b
rothers!

  With so many friends present, she actually discarded his pride and yelled at him? This is simply asking for suicide! Once Durex’s fierce temper cooled down, she regain her senses and discovered that the President’s facial expression gradually changed, being very quick-witted, she used the most nauseating voice in her 20 years of living to speak: “Honey, don’t be polite with me! Eat well….”

  Thunder in the sky, exploded mines on the ground. Without an exception, all those present develop goose bumps, even the cold chicken wings reided out it’s oil.

  Light Muller’s mouth twitched staring at the cold chicken wings covered in chilli power, he hesitated for a moment before slowly stretched out his hand.

  “This chicken wing looks good.” After ‘he’ stretched out his hands he made his first step over towards Durex and took the chicken wings from her hands.

  When Durex finally understood his actions, the chicken wings within her hands have entered the corners of his mouth, a pair of peach blossom eye slightly squinted seemingly enjoying it.

  Durex have never been this nausea before.

  Kao! To eat such an intoxicated cold chicken wing, this is definitely top graded!

  Suddenly it was silent, those present weren’t accustom to such a scene, they all silly gawked at Lord Ji Pin eat the chicken wings, so under the watchful eyes others, Lord Ji Pin leisurely finished the chicken wings before licking his index finger and seductively smiled toward Durex: “Thank you, oh.”

  That moment, Durex thought of Xia Kun, she couldn’t help but tearfully cry.

  Xia Kun ah, I shouldn’t address you as a fox! In front of this guy, you’re simply a guinea pig!

  “Xiao Yin, how can you not know how to act in such a situation ah?” Peter Maxwell reacted with fastest speed, stationing himself in the middle of Durex, Light Muller and Lord Ji Pin, “The young couple were flirting, what are you doing putting your foot in?”

  So it turns out this Lord Ji Pin is called Xiao Yin.

  Being pulled away by Peter Maxwell, he wasn’t angry, Xiao Yin only winked at Durex before walking away.

 

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