My name is Durex

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by Umair Sheikh


  Thinking of this, Durex sat down on the sofa and waited.

  She haven’t sat long when ‘small glasses’ came over appearing frustrated.

  “Alas! The current morals of the world, it’s very difficult for unknown people like us to see the President ah!” He sighed, suddenly stared at Durex and asked, “Are you also here to see President Light?”

  Durex gave an awkward smile and didn’t reply.

  But ‘small glasses’ is different, he thought he has met a comrade and immediately converse with Durex: “Are you also here to seek sponsorship?”

  Seek sponsorship? Durex shook her head.

  “Oh you’re not….” The eyes behind the gold-rimmed glanced at the lunch box with Durex’s hands and suddenly said: “I know! You’re also an inventor?”

  Durex was embarrassed. An inventor?

  Not waiting for her to reply, ‘small glasses’ mysteriously came up and whispered: “I secretly tell you, in fact, I came here to convince President Light to put investment in the mobile phone black box I wholeheartedly invented!”

  Mobile phone black box?

  Durex was confused and stunned: “What does it do?”

  “Of course it’s useful! I can assure you, this mobile phone black box I created will become one of the greatest inventions of the twentieth century!” ‘Small glasses’ vowed with assurance, seeing Durex still appearing puzzled, he simply pulled out a black bag from his pockets, a swarthy object appeared, swaying in front of Durex.

  “You see! This is the mobile phone black box I’ve spent five years of research and development on! It only needs a little interface, it can connect with any phone, it’ll continuously back up new data on your phone, if your phone unfortunately was stolen, as long as this black box connected to another mobile phone, then it’ll transfer all your backup data to the new phone, it’s very convenient!” ‘Small glasses’ said while eagerly staring at Durex. “So? You think my invention is not bad, right?”

  Durex appeared confused and stared at him for a long time, then she slowly said: “Then what if the thief steals your black box along with your phone, what do you do then?”

  “….”

  Immediately, ‘small glasses’ face had quite a few of black lines, his facial expression appeared as if he has been constipated for a whole week. “This high-tech stuff, you who isn’t within the field wouldn’t understand! I’ll explain to you the principle….” wala wala, he spoke until she saw spits of flying stars, Durex listened until her pair of eyes blurred, he still haven’t propose a solution if the black box were stolen.

  That moment, Durex suddenly understood why the President was always so busy, it turns out every day he has to suffer such terrorist flesh bombs ah!

  As ‘small glasses’ was endlessly bombing and chattering, Durex’s head quickly turned into a paste, unknowingly, two hours has passed.

  The huge electronic clock on the wall shows that lunch time was approaching, however the President has yet to come out of his office. Could it be he still haven’t eat lunch, Durex couldn’t help but worry.

  Suddenly, the reception room door opened, and in came a beauty wearing a flowy top.

  In this world, there are different types of beauty, some are born with beauty, some possess extraordinary temporal beauty, some beauty were good at dressing themselves up…. all in all there were various types. But this beauty before Durex, she couldn’t help but sigh in her heart, such a hot body, not to mention a pretty face, more importantly the powerful aura when she walked in, one couldn’t help but glance at her a few more times.

  The beauty walked to the secretary desk and confidently asked: “Is President Light in?”

  “It’s Miss Xia ah! President Light have waited a long time for you, please come in, come in!”

  So this like, the beauty was welcomed into the President’s office.

  When the office door opened and closed, Durex faintly saw a familiar back figure standing by the window.

  “Oh! This year, beauty is very popular!” On the side, ‘small glasses’ sigh.

  “What… what are you saying?” Durex didn’t know why, but she felt muffled.

  “Can’t you see ah?” ‘Small glasses’ contempt and stared at Durex, “that Miss is dressed up so beautifully, her body is also so good, one glance one can tell she has a special relationship with the President! Otherwise by her aggressive attitude, why would the secretary let her enter?” He said, let out a long sigh, “A brave hero will find it difficult to get past an outpost that is occupied by a beautiful woman ah! Perhaps President Light’s wife is still waiting for him to return for dinner, yet he is here free and unfettered! Sad and pitiable… Aaahhhhhhhhhh! Hey, where are you going?”

  Durex did not answer the small glasses, holding the lunch box, she absent-mindedly walked to the elevator.

  When she reached the elevator entrance, the door opened.

  “Madame?” Jason surprised voice appeared, “what are you doing here?”

  Durex regain her conscious, her eyes flickered: “I… I come here to deliver lunch…”

  “When did you came ah?” Jason looked at Durex holding the box in her bosom, “You wouldn’t have not gone in, right? Come on, I’ll take you in….”

  “No!” Durex interrupted him, “I still have to do something. I’m leaving first! This…. here you take it, help me give it to him.” She hastily handed the lunch box over to Jason, and without turning around she rushed into the elevator.

  Leaving Jason staring at the direction she left in confusion while holding onto the lunch box.

  15, 14, 13….9, 8, 7….

  The numbers on the elevator constantly lit up making Durex feel very anxious.

  The President’s back figure standing in the office and the beauty’s figure constantly appeared in front of her, swaying until their two figures overlap together causing her chest to tighten.

  This feeling was terrible!

  However soon, her mood will be even worse.

  Because, when Durex stumbled out of the elevator and exit the company’s big entrance, a certain person’s shadow stood in front of her.

  A lazy playful voice rang in her ear: “Baby, don’t rush to leave ah!”

  Chapter 37: A dead fish is stimulated into a big shark.

  “Baby, don’t rush to leave ah!”

  Hearing this voice, Durex lifted her head and saw a familiar peach blossom eyes.

  Xiao Yin!?

  Upon seeing this person, the fire within Durex’s heart rose, if it wasn’t for this guy, she wouldn’t have suffer a fracture so badly!! He also caused her to have a plaster cast for such a long period of time, also causing the President misunderstand.

  Once thinking of this, the grievances Durex held onto released, she firmly and ruthlessly glared at Xiao Yin while saying: “F*ck off!”

  So it turns out, an angry small white rabbit will also bite, Xiao Yin didn’t expect this. The smile on his face smile instantly stiffen, but soon he recovered his usual frivolous character: “Baby, why are you so fierce?” He said as he made his way towards her side.

  Durex ignored him, she turned around and headed out. The two of them were like an eagle trying to catch a chicken, one trying to escape while the other one block, after a while the other person still refuse to budge, Durex finally became irritated.

  “If you continue to block my way, I start yelling you’re indecently assaulting me!”

  “Baby, today your fire is very big ah, oh great!” Although saying so, Xiao Yin knew they were in a public place, if she make a scene it’ll be hard for him to clear up the misunderstanding, so he obediently moved to the side.

  Even though Xiao Yin moved to the side, it didn’t mean he had the intentions of letting Durex leave, he leisurely walked in front of her until they reached outside of the company’s building.

  Durex turned around and gritted her teeth as she spoke: “I warned you not to follow me!”

  “H
ow am I following you? It just happens we’re travelling towards the same path.” Xiao Yin swung his hands and had a vague look in his eyes, “Baby if you put it this way, are you trying to imply I’ll do something?” He said as he stretched out his hands to hold her chin.

  “Piss off! I’m not in the mood to dawdle with you!” Durex did not hesitate to push-off his hand, right now she is extremely annoyed with this wildly arrogant man who enjoyed playing with other’s feelings!

  “Don’t leave ah!” Xiao Yin stretched his arm and ceased her, “Sweetheart, if your mood is not good, why don’t I accompany you to drink and divert some of your boredom?”

  “If you want to drink, drink yourself!” Durex unceremoniously glared at him, passing by the arm in front of her, she continued to walk.

  It seems today this girl have consume explosives, Xiao Yin was briefly slow-witted and blank; on the contrary this increased his interest and he nimbly moved to the side, and the block her footpath once again: “Sweetheart, you really not going to give me any face ah?” He said appearing as if he has been hurt by her actions.

  At this time, the anger in Durex’s heart has reached the outbreak of the critical point, an overcast appeared on her face as she coldly said: “I’ll count to three, if you’re still blocking my way, don’t blame me for being impolite! One…. two….”

  “Hey, what are you doing?”

  Suddenly a voice came making the two of them to turn their heads towards the direction it came from, Durex was surprised.

  This…. isn’t this beauty the one who came to the President office?

  “Xiao Yin, are you flirting with the woman?” The beauty disdainedly glanced at Xiao Yin.

  “What? Where have I? I just want to ask Mrs. Light to have a drink,” Xiao Yin replied with an innocent expression.

  “Mrs. Light?” The beauty was slightly taken back, her vision completely focused on Durex who was in an absence of state.

  “Yes, she’s President Light’s wife—— Alice!” Xiao Yin said also focusing this vision on Durex, his expression appeared grieved and wronged, “however Mrs. Light refused to oblige, it’s merely having a few drinks together to develop some sentiment. Xia Xia, you say isn’t that right?”

  “Don’t use your playboy tricks in front of me!” The beauty angrily stared Xiao Yin, then very naturally with poised she stretched out a hand towards Durex while saying: “Hello, my name is Xiao Xia, I’m this bastard’s younger sister!”

  It turns out that she is Xiao Yin’s younger sister, Durex hesitated for a moment, before reaching out her hand to grip hers: “Hello.”

  “Xiao Yin said you are Light Muller’s wife?” The beauty said naturally as she bluntly looked at Durex.

  To tell the truth, she has seen many mistress before, but she has never seen someone with the identity as a mistress to have such a powerful aura. For just a slight moment, Durex also doubted whether she has got the wrong person, she had no other choice but to awkwardly nod her head. For now, she should still be the President’s wife, right?

  Seeing Durex nod in reply, Xiao Xia was also not polite as she said: “Since this is our first time meeting, I would invite you to have a glass of wine, consider as my gift for our first encounter.”

  Durex stared at the beauty before her, her mind suddenly felt like she encounter the Feast at the Hong Gate, just when she wanted to reject the offer, the image of Light Muller’s back figure standing in his office floated in her mind, she pleasantly cried.

  Raising her head she stared straight at Xiao Xia: “Okay, I won’t be polite then!”

  Xiao Yin drove the three of them to ‘A’ cities most famous entertainment district, reserving a compartment.

  During this time Light Muller called Durex numerous times, however she hesitated to answer, staring at Xiao Xia sitting opposite she was determined to ignore his calls.

  You have made me wait more than two hours, only a ghost would answer your phone calls!

  When the small white rabbit initiate ruthless, she’ll also disown all of her relatives and friends.

  After arriving at the compartment, Xiao Xia ordered some red wine and also two bottles of white wine. Durex deliberately sweep a glance at price list, upon seeing the long string of numbers, she was furious! Thinking how she shamelessly sold condoms at the shopping mall she still wouldn’t be able to pay for half a bottle of these wines, however this mistress unexpectedly in front of her the legal wife have extravagantly spent her husband’s money, this is simply taking it too far!

  Durex was furious, she decided to drink back all the wine’s money.

  A few moments later, the wine came.

  “Red or white?” Xiao Xia asked.

  “White!” Durex very boldly replied only because it was obvious white wine was more expensive than red on the list.

  Xiao Xia was temporarily stunned, then she used a tone which revealed her slight appreciation: “There are very few women who would drink white.”

  That’s because they have not met such a high-profile mistress like you! Durex silently said in her heart.

  “That’s because Alice is unusually different!” Xiao Yin suddenly interrupted, then he gracefully poured himself a cup of wine and ambiguously said. “Come on, baby! I’ll accompany you to drink white!”

  Hearing this tone of voice, she felt a storm was brewing over the rivers and seas in her stomach.

  “Ignore him, he is insane!” Xiao Xia angrily stare at Xiao Yin then she turn towards Durex and said, “I propose a toast to you! This is our first time meeting, please convenience me in the future.”

  A revolt is rising! A mistress openly and righteously ask the legal wife to take good care of them in the future, when did the world come to this?

  Durex stared at Xiao Xia for the longest time as if she was staring at an alien, finally she found it unbearable: “When did you and Light Muller become acquaintance with each other?”

  “We?” Xiao Xia was temporarily stunned, thinking for a long time before she said, “if consider our first time meeting then it should be during elementary school, is not it?” She asked Xiao Yin who was besides her.

  Somehow Xiao Yin suddenly smile vanished while absent-mindedly hum a reply.

  So it turns out she isn’t a mistress, they were childhood sweethearts! The fighting spirit Durex took much effort to summon up completely disappeared.

  “At that time, dad often took us out to meet him, young child are ignorant, after a few times of meeting we became familiar with each other, now thinking back I find it so laughable.” Xiao Xia spoke as if she was partly talking to herself as she smiled and raised the glass to slip the wine.

  Not only were they childhood sweethearts, they were betrothed before birth!

  That moment, Durex thoroughly lose her will to fight, in the beginning she thought the other person was the mistress, somehow she have become the destructor, breaking up the childhood sweethearts instead, thus causing them to sneakily each other! Durex ah Durex, how could you be so stupid? How could a handsome and rich man like the President not having any female confidants before marriage?

  Suddenly, Durex felt very depressed, she raised her glass, hastily took two big mouthfuls.

  “In fact, I did not expect him to get married, when we were together, he always said he would not get married,” Xiao Xia said.

  When they were together time…. Indeed as expected they would have a period of the past ah! So, Durex’s mood became even worse, and she took another two big mouthful of the wine, before she knew it the entire glass of wine have entered her belly.

  “You’re alcohol tolerance is good!” Xiao Xia sweep her eyes at DLei Su’s empty glasses, “I admire a woman who can drink, especially when you’re born in my sort of environment, a lady’s identity even when one wants to do something they cannot hastily just do it, really meaningless! Come, let’s make a toast to you!”

  If you put it this way, isn’t this indicating your intentions of becom
ing the legal wife? Durex felt suffocated and sulked the white wine.

  So like this, the two of them drank one glass after, soon Xiao Xia could barely keep up, “Excuse me, I want to go to the bathroom.” She said, stumbled her way out.

  Once Xiao Xia left, Xiao Yin saw his chance arrived.

  “Darling, she’s not accompanying you to drink, I’ll accompany!”

  At this time Durex who has been drinking a few glasses, stretched over her glass and sulked another.

  Seeing that a cup of wine have been drunk, Xiao Yin’s mouth inadvertently curved. In fact, his orignal intentions was to get drunk Durex, when the dead fish turns into a salted fish, naturally she wouldn’t be able to jump out of his palm. However, he did not expect Durex drinking habits to be different to others, the more she drank the more sober she became, as she continued to drink, the dead fish have unwittingly evolved into a big sharks, and if you were unluckily she would mercilessly bite down.

  This unlucky egg was naturally Xiao Yin himself.

  Seeing Durex drink so much, and not speak much, Xiao Yin assumed she was drunk, so he deliberately moved closure to her side and softly said: “Baby, what is causing you to be unhappy today, why don’t you tell me about it?” After he said this he held out his hands to hook her shoulders.

  Durex was still the middle drinking her wine so she didn’t have the time to take notice of him, in an instant Xiao Yin stood up.

  Speaking of which, student Xiao Yin is also very unlucky, his deskmate from elementary school to the current white-collar elite, which woman have ever escaped his clutches? But it just so happens he met the Erratic Durex, trying to seduce her until now, she still didn’t give him a glance, could this is called a Playboy’s love is too heavy to bear ah?

 

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