by Umair Sheikh
Surprise? He only hopes it’s not a fright instead……
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Whether or not Light Anna will be surprise, she does not know, however Lao Fang really suffered from a fright.
“Young…… Madame…… what is this?” Lao Fang asked, staring at the unidentified object in the black box, while his entire body trembled.
“Gloves,” Durex replied.
Lao Fang wiped the sweat on his forehead: “The style of these gloves is……is very unique ah……”
“That’s right!” Durex nodded. “It’s made out of mouse hair.…… Oh! Lao Fang don’t faint! Lao Fang!!!”
Light Muller sigh a sigh of relief: “When Lao Fang was five years old a mouse bit his toes. From then on as long as he sees anything related to ‘mouse’, he would be like this.”
Durex had a face of injustice: “But this is a Coypu ah!”
Light Muller: “It’s the same.”
Durex was silent, Lao Fang so it turns out you’re a Doraemon.
In consideration of comrade Lao Fang’s loosing his combat effectiveness, the President had to personally drive instead and send his idiotic wife home. At the entrance to the house, another three unlucky eggs came out.
“Young Madame!” Seeing Durex, Aunty Wu was very affectionate.
“Elder Brother! Elder Sister!” Lightg Lightg also followed closely behind.
It’s been a week since Durex last saw any acquaintances, suddenly seeing so many her mood greatly improved, she hurriedly took out the gifts she prepared: “Lightg Lightg is so well-behaved. This is the gift sister have brought for you ah!”
“What is this?” Lightg Lightg’s big watery eyes stared at the round object for a long time, suddenly he was enlightened, “Ah! It’s a ball!”
“I don’t want it!”
When Durex wanted to stop what Lightg Lightg was going to do, it was too late, he have thrown the round object to the ground.
“Elder Sister, why doesn’t this ball bounce?”
“……because this is not a ball, it’s a crystal ball.”
>____<
(D, why did you buy a crystal ball for a seven-year old child? Is your head made of crystal?)
“It’s all right, here Grandma have a Sun Wukong mask!” Aunty Wu hurriedly tried to ease the situation.
Durex’s mouth was fuming: “Aunty Wu, that’s not Sun Wukong……”
“It’s no?” Aunty Wu carefully observed the red tagieva mask within her hands, suddenly she was enlightened, “Ah, judging the glaze you’re giving me, it must be Bao Shane turning into Sun Wukong, who told them to have such red faces!”
Durex’s mouth fum without moving: “In fact……this is actually……”
“What is it?” Aunty Wu yelled, “Surely it’s Sun Wukong, right?”
Durex swallowed the words she wanted to say back down her throat and sighed: “It’s…… Bao Shane.”
Just when Durex couldn’t be any more embarrassed, Housekeeper Yu suddenly said: “Young Master, Young Madame, it’s been hard on yous.”
Housekeeper Yu! Durex’s eyes lit up, she stared at Old Yu’s thick dark hair, and regain her spirits—— finally there’s a gift that will be useful!
She excitedly ran up to him and stuffed a bag into Old Yu’s hands, “This is for you!”
“Young Madame, you are too kind!” Old Yu was overwhelmed by an unexpected favour, “This…… how can I accept this?”
“Don’t be polite, it’s nothing too valuable.” Durex forthrightly waved her hand, “I’m telling you, oh this is a really good hair conditioner, ensuring that your hair will become darker and shinier!”
Old Yu’s smile was solidified on his face.
“What’s wrong?” Durex appeared puzzled, it couldn’t be she gave the wrong gift again?
“No…… Nothing” Old Yu bitterly smiled.
At this time, Lightg Lightg suddenly shouted: “Uncle Yu’s hair is good, black and shiny, he can also take it down from his head!”
Suddenly a gust of wind blew, almost blowing off the wig on Housekeeper Yu’s head. Durex turned her head back to look at Light Muller and said in frustration: “Then…… the skin care products that we brought yesterday is still here?”
Due to changing the unsophisticated and old-fashioned red pajamas into branded cosmetics, Light Anna fortunately didn’t become the fifth unlucky egg like Old Yu, Aunty Wu, Lightg Lightg and Lao Fang.
Once her mother-in-law was in a good mood, naturally the way she spoke also soften considerably.
“A few days later it’ll be Ah Jun’s Grandpa death anniversary, be prepared, when the time comes we’ll go together.”
Oh! Is her mother-in-law speaking to her? It’s so gentle ah!
Durex immediately returned to the room in a joyful mood, and at once reported the good news to the President.
“Your mother just praised me for choosing good cosmetics!”
Light Muller had his head lowered checking through mails and casually “en” a reply.
“She appeared very happy! I think your mother doesn’t seem to hate me as much anymore……” Durex continued excitingly.
“En.”
“Your mother asked me to prepare, in a few days go to see your Grandpa, when the time comes, I’ll be sure to put on a good performance, make your mother fall completely in love with me! Say.. what should I wear ? Would wearing a skirts look too frivolous? However wearing trousers would be too conservative.”
“D.” Repeatedly being interrupted, Light Muller finally found it unbearable and reminded her, “I’m looking through mails.”
“Ah!” Durex was aware of her own excitement was affecting the President’s work, quickly she embarrassedly poke her tongue out and withdrew to one side.
Speaking of which, the President abruptly stop all his work to accompany her for a seven days break to Italy, now that they have returned his work must have piled up, right?
Durex was lying in bed, with both of her hands under her chin staring at the President’s silhouette in a daze.
The soft lighting hitting his face, outlining his perfect profile. Black fluorescence emitted by the computer screen was sparkling. They say serious working men are the most pleasing to the eye, indeed as expected it’s not false. Merely staring at the President, she could do this for a lifetime.
“D, you staring at me like this, I can’t concentrate on work.” Light Muller removed his eyes from the computer screen, and helplessly stared Durex.
Durex made a face of injustice: You told me not to speak so I’m merely using my eyes to stare you, how did I bother you?
She didn’t know how tempting she appeared wearing pajamas while lying in bed with her partially collar-bone exposing, it was hard not to arouse his sexual desires, it simply made it hard for him to think straight.
“Come here,” Light Muller turned off the computer, and turned to face her.
“What’s wrong?” Durex had a confused expression.
Light Muller beckoned with his hands: “Come here.”
“Oh,” She used her hands and feet, like a kitten she crawled from the bed, widening her collar it exposed more of her enticing chest.
Climbing closer, Light Muller stretched out his hands and dragged her into his arms.
The poor defenseless kitten headlong into the wolf’s foraging range.
Durex finally panicked, “You…… have you finished going through the mails?”
“I’m tired, I’ll look through the rest tomorrow,” He buried his face into the long hair of her neck, sniffing her scent.
She had just taken a bath, so she smelt extra sweet, causing one wanting to take a bite.
His palm made its way into her pajamas collar, touching certain parts of her body that was partly hidden and partly visible.
Durex only felt a shock and blurt out: “You…… You haven’t taken a bath.”
“Oh,” He stopped the movements in his
hand.
Durex quickly nodded like a chicken pecking its rice.
Light Muller nodded in agreement, “Let’s go and wash up.” then he stood up and carried her to the bathroom.
Suddenly, an ominous feeling hung over her heart, she shouted: “I already bath!”
“You can bath again,” He said, and placed her into the bathtub.
Other’s call it “digging your own grave, Durex calls it “Self discharging the bath water.”
The warm water-soaked into her pajamas, touching every part of her body, Durex was anxious: “Don’t waste water!”
“En.” Light Muller nodded, so he also climbed into the bathtub, “so that’s why we should bath together instead.”
President, you are a bit too savvy!
T____T
Durex was grieving her own misfortune, however when she looked up, she was confronted with the President’s chest, the wet material stick closely to his skin, as a result undoubtably revealing his strong chest.
Through the mist water vapor, DLei Su consciously swallowed her saliva.
At this point, he has reached out his hands and began to take off her clothes.
“Don’t……” Durex hastily tried to stop him.
“Wifey, you like taking a bath with clothes on?”
“……” President, don’t utter such nonsense!
The poor clothing one by one drop to the bathroom floor, first it was hers, and then it was his, finally they honestly and nakedly faced each other.
Durex’s cheeks redden like a rose, exquisitely dainty and ravishingly beautiful rose.
But this hero who plucked the rose didn’t pity upon seeing the tenderness of rose, he will only—— ravage, ravage, and ravage again!
Who told D to become this tender rose?
That night, swaying in the midst of a raging storm, the rose was deflowered.
Chapter 54: Oh my god! That was too dangerous!
Although Durex was slow, but regarding her resignation, she still did it a resolute manner. The next day after returning from her honeymoon, she went straight to see VirgoDa Fu and handed in her letter of resignation.
Accepting Durex’s letter of resignation, VirgoDa Fu was filled with heartache and headache.
“Xiao Dah, do need time to think things through? I’ll give you a bonus!”
Durex slightly withdraw: “Thank you VirgoManager for your kind intentions, however I have made up my mind.” I’m praying you don’t give me coupons and condoms! I’m begging you!
Seeing Durex firm and resolute, VirgoDa Fu also felt it was useless to persuade her, he could only regrettable shake his head, while muttering: “Such a talented sales person it’s such a pity, what a pity…… Otherwise, why don’t you claim another bonus instead?”
Once his voice fell, Durex’s shadow before him have already fled and long gone.
Coming out from VirgoDa Fu’s office, Durex felt it was necessary to inform her colleagues that she have gotten along with during her time here, although the period she’s been hasn’t been long, however they got along very well. Since she have received their warmth and hospitality she should at least say goodbye.
Arriving at the sales counter, upon seeing Durex, everyone surrounded her.
Jewellery counter’s Da Zhao said: “Little D, you’ve finally returned! It’s been such a long time, if other’s didn’t know they would have thought you have run away and eloped!”
Elope? Da Zhao how can your guesses be so correct?!
Then cosmetics counter’s Sister Mei said: “Little D, you move in and out with wizardly elusiveness ah! Do you know what nickname everyone came up with while you were absent??”
Durex was thoroughly embarrassed: “What?”
“Everyone’s Hong Qigong, DQigong!”
“……” What kind of nickname is this?
“That’s right Little D, can you not leave again?”
Uh…… Durex said with embarrassment: “I have resigned……”
“What?” Jie Mo Shuang cried out, “Little D, you want to quit? No way! You leave me to carry all the counter’s alone ah? Little D, your heart is so malicious ah!” Her voice was enough to sing a Beijing opera.
Durex was cruelly frightened by Jie Mo Shuang’s posture: “I…… I didn’t do it intentionally. As a matter of fact……” She thought of informing her of the things regarding the President. After all, they have interacted for than a month, hiding such things from her wasn’t good.
Unexpectedly, Jie Mo Shuang was one step ahead of her: “Don’t tell me you’re pregnant?”
“Puff——” Durex almost choked on her own saliva, Sister Mo Shuang! Your imagination is too rich!
On the side, because of Jie Mo Shuang’s “pregnant” word, the group of women have exploded in the pot.
“It can’t be? Little D, you’re too careless!”
“Didn’t VirgoManager Virgogive you a lot of bonuses? Why didn’t you use them?”
“Oh, what bonuses ah! There’s all expired! VirgoManager is a cheapass ah, he even suggested using condoms that expired six years as balloons decoration……”
“That’s right ah! That’s right! During the National day even the cosmetics he gave out were also expired! And during the Spring Festival……”
So like this, the topic went from Durex resigning to the discussion of her belly, then from her body to the discussion of VirgoDa Fu’s degree of stinginess. As for Durex, she have been completely forgotten in the corner.
Durex sigh a sigh of relief, at the same time she felt that a women’s imagination was infinite, she secretly slipped out.
Walking towards the exit, her cell phone rang, it was an unknown number.
“Hello?” She pressed the answer button.
“Hello? Yes it is Alice?”
Alice? Durex was slightly startled.
“Do you remember me, I am Vivian Maxwell ah!”
Vivian Maxwell? Durex rapidly jolted her memory and finally recalled three beautiful faces, she was suddenly enlightened.
“Are you free today?” Vivian Maxwell asked.
“Me?” Durex turned around to looked at the group women who was still busy gossiping, and she replied, “Yes I’m free.”
“If you are free, come out and have a cup of tea with me at Xin Yi shopping centre B block, there’s a restaurant called ‘Hong Kong Tea’,” After Vivian Maxwell finished speaking, she didn’t wait for Durex and hung up.
Durex stared at her cell phone in a daze.
Linda, Linda, there’s someone else who acts more like a Queen than you!
Following the address Hu Yu Zhi gave her, Durex arrived at the Hong Kong Tea restaurant half an hour later. As she walked through the door, she heard a person shout towards her: “Over here!”
Durex followed the direction of the voice since she couldn’t see the silhouette.
“Here!” The voice shouted again..
This time, Durex recognized the person. There’s really a huge difference between a women who wore heavy smokey make up and a women who applies minimal make up. The last time Durex saw her, she thought she (Vivian Maxwell) looked like a panda, this time she looked more like a polar bear. She doesn’t even need to mention this to know Vivian Maxwell looks much better like this!
Durex walked over and said hello before sitting down.
Vivian Maxwell was also very clear and went straight to the point: “It must be very strange that I’ve suddenly invited you out.”
Durex awkwardly nodded. “It’s a bit strange.”
“In fact, it’s nothing really, I just wanted your help in regards to something.”
“What do you need help with?”
“In a moment I’m meeting some friends that I’ve met online.”
Meeting online friends? Miss mighty oh Maxwell would also met friends from online? Durex suddenly wanted to laugh.
“What do you know?” Vivian Maxwell gave her a glare, “Th
is sister is not seeing an online friend, it’s loneliness!”
Durex suddenly choked, trying to put a serious expression: “Er…… since you’re seeing an online friend, what do you need me to help you with ah?”
“What else?” Vivian Maxwell eyed Durex up and down, “you make other’s feel a sense of security.”
A…… a sense of security? Durex was embarrassed.
“Then what can I do for you?”
“It’s like this, when my online friend comes, he’ll also be bringing a friend along. If they end up being two frogs, then you can use an excuse saying your stomach aches and pull me away. If one frog, you have to find a way to drag this frog dragged away. If they ain’t frogs, then you leave. Do you understand what I’m implying?”
Durex listened until she felt like she was going to faint, why does it sound like such a tongue twister?
“Did you understand or not?”
“I seem to get the glitz of things.……”
“Oh they’re coming, they’re here,” Vivian Maxwell said, “I’m counting on you! If I catch a handsome guy, then I’ll owe you one.”
Durex wanted to ask, if you encounter a frog and are you going to settle things with her afterwards?
She didn’t have the chance to ask this when the two men have already arrived, Durex wanted to make sure how many frogs there were, when she lifted her head to look, she was completely shocked.
How can she be so unlucky ah!
T____T
When Xiao Yin saw Durex, he was equally as shocked, then his glazes became ingenious.
“Why is it you?” Vivian Maxwell was also shocked as she asked, “You are ‘Second Senior Brother’?”
Puff——
Durex choking on her saliva, if he is Second Senior Brother, then are you younger sister Chang’e?
Xiao Yin looked at Durex, pointed toward the side of him, “Young sister Chang’e, you’re Second Senior Brother is here.”
So she’s (Vivian Maxwell) really younger sister Chang’e ah. Presumably Second Senior Brother also didn’t think younger sister Chang’e had so many heads.
A normal meeting of friends have encounter many misfortunes for no reason, a Second Senior Brother, and a sexy version of the moon goddess Chang’e, it was no longer a film of Journey to the West!