My name is Durex

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by Umair Sheikh

Hey! No wonder there’s a saying online—— In each “S” heart, there’s be a “M” present, in each black belly is recessive white, in each young lady there are potential LOLI. For example like her, Durex, til this day she’s has been oppressed by the President, thus she finally become a superwoman! Then there’s student Xiao Yin, under his demon like appearance, there’s a troublesome little heart ah!

  “Okay la, I was wrong? I do not pity you, I……” Durex thought for a long time, she couldn’t think of an appropriate verb, she finally had to make up a random one, “My heart aches for you, is it okay?”

  Just this one word, but it waver and hit Xiao Yin’s heart.

  “What did you say?” He turned around and stared at her.

  “……my heart aches for you ah, seeing your handsome face swollen to such extent. Originally this thin skin is stuffed with Xiao Long Bao‘s flavours, now it has turned into a five cent dumpling skin in the school cafeteria.”

  After Durex finished speaking, Xiao Yin choked.

  “Don’t make me laugh, I’m still angry,” He covered his face, he finally has some human expressions!

  Durex sighed: “See how good you look now, one smile and you’re all handsome again.”

  Xiao Yin suddenly laughed and sigh a sigh of relief.

  “What’s wrong?” Durex was a little worried, did she just say something wrong again?

  Xiao Yin gave a wry smile and said: “It’s nothing, I just feel that I’m such a failure as a person.”

  “How could that be? You can be very successful!” After Durex finished speaking, she felt slightly hypocritical and embarassedly said, “Although, you’re a little annoying, but in general you’re not a bad person. At least…… at least you didn’t kill anyone, commit arson, nor robbed a bank. Occasionally you’re flirt with woman, these are purely personal preferences, all these can be forgiven!”

  “Poof!” Xiao Yin sprayed out his saliva, “D, when you studied politics during school did you often get full marks?”

  “How did you know?”

  “Because you are more likely to pull in votes.”

  “……” Student Xiao, you are not harmonious!

  After a while, Xiao Yin suddenly said: “Why haven’t you ask me, why do I have such a bad relationship with my dad?”

  This question still need to be asked? It’s obvious whilst growing up his dad often compared him with the President, which led to his psychological outbreak. First it was to rebel, hoping to attract his dad’s attention, clearly not expecting his dad to be more disappointed. Such a vicious cycle, and finally it led to the tragedy of their father and son incompatibility, it’s been acted out on TV numerous times!

  In fact, why does he have to seriously compare himself with the President? No human can compare to the President, because he’s simply not human!

  Naturally Durex didn’t express these words openly, since Xiao Yin asked, he hoped to find someone to talk about this knot he held deep within his heart, she will be a good person till the end!

  Durex blinked her eyes and asked with a puzzled expression, “Why?”

  Xiao Yin glanced at her and started to retell the story that’s been hidden in the bottom of his heart for more than ten years, indeed as expected there wasn’t much difference from what Durex guessed. Therefore, not everything you watch on television is not a lie, at least it relates to day-to-day life!

  However there was one point Durex didn’t expect, it turns out that Xiao Yin’s mum, also known as Xiao Li Shi’s second wife passed away from a car accident when Xiao Yin was eight-years-old. From then on Xiao Yin and Xiao Xia was always taught by their father’s harsh education. He couldn’t stand it, so he began to self indulge.

  Listening to the story to this point, Durex suddenly thought of a sentence: The more narcissistic a person is, the more inferior they feel. The reason why Xiao Yin behaves so frivolous in the presence of outsiders, is because he wanted to conceal his inner sense of inferiority. Frankly speaking, he wasn’t flirting with women, he was just lonely!

  In this world, in fact, there are hidden loneliness deep in the heart of every person, a part of their true self. Thinking to this point, Durex suddenly felt some resonance with Xiao Yin.

  “The two of you, you’re still not getting off?” The bus driver’s shout broke Durex’s resonance.

  It was only then did Durex noticed the bus have driven them to an unknown place, and there’s only two of them left on the bus!

  The two of them under the watchful eye of the bus driver got off the bus, Durex heard the bus driver muttered: “Youngster these days are really strange, they like to run to the country side.”

  Then, the bus just staggered and drove off.

  When they got off the bus, it was already dark, the bus they rode on was the last bus for the day. Durex adjusted her wrinkled skirt, looked around, suddenly she felt like she was stuck by lighting.

  After a long time, she trembled as she said: “This place.…… I…… I seem to have been here before……”

  Xiao Yin looked at the surrounding deserted farmland: “This place is the middle of nowhere, why would you come here?”

  Durex’s forehead was covered with black lines: “I came here by car……”

  At this time, a duck climbed up from the side of the paddy fields, wriggle to Durex’s foot, suddenly eyeing her before making a “GA——” sound.

  Durex was finally filled with tears, this place where only cart is the source of transportation.

  Suddenly, her cell phone rang.

  “Why haven’t you returned?” The President’s voice sounded a little angry.

  “I……” Durex pulled a long face, “I’ve got on the wrong bus!”

  “Where are you now? I’ll come and pick you up.”

  “I……I also don’t know……” Suddenly a flock of ducks walked front of her, “tell Xiao Fang it’s the place with many ducks, he’ll know.”

  “You better discuss with those group of ducks and think of how you’ll explain this to me.” Then, he hung up the call phone.

  Durex stared blankly at the phone, then looked at the ducks, and stared at the smiling Xiao Yin, feeling embarrassed.

  Oh heaven and earth~ can someone tell her how she’s going to explain this the President!?

  Chapter 56: From here onwards, whatever you say I will believe you.

  When Light Muller drove the car to the “Duck Village”, Durex was squatting on the side of the road staring at the ducks, the leader of the group of ducks had white hair near the tufts of its eyes, she appeared very embarrassed.

  “Brother duck, say…. how should I explain to the President when he arrives?”

  Brother duck stared at her confused and lost before “Ga——” a sound in replied.

  Then, a black Land Rover stopped in front of them, Light Muller had a calm and steady expression when he got out of the car, his eyes faintly sweep at Xiao Yin who was standing behind Durex, then he quietly set his glaze on her body.

  Durex deeply felt that this was the calm before the storm.

  “Have you discuss how you’re going to explain this to me?” Light Muller asked.

  Durex piteously stared at the ducks on the ground, then she lifted her head up to look at the President before saying: “I can apply for an extension for this discussion?”

  “Can.”

  “If the discussion doesn’t work out, can I not explain it?”

  “I don’t mind if you want to bring them back to discuss further.”

  >____<

  President, you are too magnanimous!

  Before Durex got into the car, she very reluctantly and plaintively stared at the ducks: Fellow brother ducks, farewell!

  Unexpectedly the ducks seems to have understood Durex’s glazes and chased towards the car, quacking one after another, in the silence of the night, actually render a bit tragic hue.

  During ancient times, there was Jing Ke who attempted t
o assassinate Qin Shi Huang, in present modern days there’s Durex who was arrested and raped, although the nature is slightly different, however the result is the same—— in the dreary wind the ducks strongly quacked, once Durex departed, she no longer returned.

  When the group of ducks gradually fade away, and they have finally left the village, the silent atmosphere in the car was extremely awkward.

  Sitting in the driver’s passenger seat, Durex had her head lowered, in a repent state.

  In a moment, how is she going to explain this to the President? How is she going to explain it? How…… Her mind repeatedly tried to find a solution to this problem. Unfortunately, she couldn’t come up with a conclusion.

  She secretly looked up, carefully she stole a glance at the President, he was looking straight ahead, she couldn’t get a clear visual of his current mood. Having lived for such a long time with Light Muller, Durex understood how terrifying this expression actually was, currently he haven’t striked an attack because he is depositing interest, once the compound interest is gathered, like a snowball it’ll drop down on her head, the hope of survival is almost certain to be negative……

  Thinking to this point, Durex just wanted to utter a long and loud cry—— the young beautiful lady will always be star – crossed, the young beautiful lady will always be star – crossed!!![1]

  [1]: the beautiful woman suffered a harsh life; often beauties have an unfortunate life.

  Unfortunately, Xiao Yin was heartless and ungrateful, wanting to increase the speed and add a stone on top of the President’s “snowball”: “D, are you feeling unwell?”

  Durex lowered her head even more, if he speaks any more, she’ll be in an even more dire situation.

  “D, in the afternoon you didn’t eat anything, are you hungry?”

  Durex obviously felt the uh…… murderous aura on the side.

  “I’m not hungry,” She answered in a hurry.

  “Is it? In the tea restaurant this afternoon you didn’t eat anything, I thought you would be hungry,” Xiao Yin mumbled to himself.

  Why do you have to mention the restaurant thing ah! Durex was on the verge of tears: “I’m really not hungry……” She was so scared she felt that she was going to explode.

  “You shopped for an entire afternoon, aren’t you hungry?” Light Muller who was driving suddenly spoke.

  President, why must you hurt me so?

  Durex thought of how she told the President she was shopping in the afternoon during their phone conversation, she deceived him so categorically, now she’s suffering the consequences. It hasn’t even been half a day and her lie was thoroughly exposed and seen through. Sure enough, the words her grandma spoke to her while she was young were right: Young children should not lie, or else they’ll be eaten by the wolf.

  Grandma, your twenty year-old granddaughter have finally met a man-eating wolf.

  T____T

  When they arrived back at the city, it was already pass ten o’clock.

  The big bad wolf, ah no, not right! The President stopped on the roadside and very bluntly told Xiao Yin the guest to leave: “You can get off now.”

  When Xiao Yin got out of the car, he deliberately leered toward Durex: “D, we’ll catch up next time!”

  This time, Durex finally understood what the phrase “no good deed goes unpunished” meant, because of that young hooligan she have suffered for most of the day, unexpectedly this bastard deliberately painted an affair with her in front of the President, if she knew earlier on she wouldn’t have pitied him, she should have let his dad scold him to death! Hu hu hu ~ ~ ~

  Once Xiao Yin left, the car’s air conditioning suddenly changed several degrees colder, Durex could not help but shiver.

  “Now can you explain?” Light Muller asked.

  This is the second time the President asked her this question, Durex suddenly felt an alas feeling.

  “That one…… I haven’t thought it through……”

  “That’s okay.” Light Muller smiled grimly, “what we have is time.” then he started the car again.

  There’s plenty of time? Durex suddenly felt like she fell into an ice hole at the centre of the earth, it seems that this time President is determined to set the account clear, but with all the accumulated interest coming all at once! For the sake of this moment, the earlier her death is, the earlier she’ll rebirth.

  Durex lowered her head, in her heart, she was brewing over the entire event and reorganizing over her wording, she decided she must let the President know of her innocence, how wronged and helpless she was.

  After collecting her thoughts, she raised her head and was ready to confess.

  At this time, the car suddenly turned a corner, from the main road into a remote path.

  “It seems to be in the wrong direction……” Durex’s voice haven’t finished when the car ignition was turned off.

  “I know.” Light Muller lightly said.

  Durex suddenly had an ominous feeling: “We…… we should go back……”

  “No need.”

  “But…… that…… here…… I……” Durex’s tongue was suddenly tangled, why does she feel that the President was deliberately bringing her to a secluded place to conveniently implement atrocities? It was truly terrifying……

  A dark cloud suddenly flew across the pitch-dark night sky, covering the meager moonlight, the dim light reflected on the black Land Rover’s body, rendering a strange atmosphere.

  Inside the car, the atmosphere reached its climax.

  “Speak.” Light Muller have placed his hands on the steering wheel, at the right moment a beam of light shone on his clean and slender fingers, all the words Durex just wanted to say have turned into clouds, with a gust of the wind, it has been to blown away without a trace.

  “I…… I…… I……” She said I tens times in a row.

  Light Muller’s cold eyes swept towards her: “Don’t you tell me you’re a cassette tape.”

  “……”

  Under such pressure, Durex finally collapsed, she pulled a long face and shouted, “I was wrong!”

  Light Muller raised his eyebrows: “Is it? Tell me, where are you wrong?”

  Durex gulped down the saliva that was stuck at her throat and began to confess: “I should have not accompanied Vivian Maxwell to meet her online friend…… Balabalabala ……” From accompanying Vivian Maxwell to meet her online friends, to bumping into Xiao Yin, to the conflicts with Xiao Li Shi, in one breath Durex finished recalling everything that happened today, then she secretly glanced at the President.

  He had a calm expression, however he didn’t speak.

  She’s done, she is almost certain he is angry! In Durex’s mind she secretly grieved, she decided to act in accordance with the instructions of the great God Google, admitting her sins and sentencing herself to death again.

  “I know I was wrong, if you want to scold, then scold, if you want to hit, then hit!” After she finished speaking, she felt her words didn’t give her a lifeline so she weakly added, “That…… can you not fit the face, please?” She relied on her face to make a living!

  >_____<

  Light Muller raised his hands from the steering wheel, Durex closed her eyes in despair.

  Don’t hit the face, don’t hit the face, don’t hit the face……

  Then suddenly, a pair of soft hands caressed her cheek.

  In the darkness, came a little sigh: “D, when will you let me stop worrying about you?”

  Regarding such a sentence, Durex’s guilty conscience suddenly like a flash floods spewed out, her nose felt sour, unexpectedly she had the impulse of wanting to cry.

  “I’m sorry” She said as she used her teeth to bite her lower lips, biting until her lips turned pale.

  Seeing all of this, yet Light Muller refused to let things slid so easily.

  This girl acts too recklessly, whatever she decides on, she will see it through until
the end. If she loves something then she loves it regardless, if she doesn’t like something then no matter what it can’t change her mind, he really doesn’t know what to do with her. However, it’s because her precise character and personality that trigger his interest and made him gradually taken a liking towards her, then finally unexpectedly had a deep desire to protect her, keep her besides him, never intending to leave her side for the rest of his life.

  “Don’t be sad, I don’t blame you,” He comforted her.

  “You scold me please, I should have not deceive you! It is my fault.”

  Her voice was suddenly buried by his lips, his tongue gently licked her bitten white lips, like tending a wounded child.

  Her whispered an “En.” sound before parting her teeth.

  They shared a soft, soothing and soundless kiss.

  Kissing her, just because he loves her, wants to protect her, and not merely wanting to possess her.

  This one kiss drifted away the group of dark clouds within the sky, the gentle moonlight shone above, sprinkle on the surface of their faces, shielding the haze light.

  He leaned into her ear and whispered: “From here onwards, whatever you say I will believe you.”

  Chapter 57: The real President is sure to take revenge!

  On a Saturday morning, the wind was gentle and the sun was radiant.

  When Durex came out of the room, she walked very strangely.

  Aunty Wu Sao came over and greeted Durex enthusiastically: “Young Madame, good morning!”

  “Morning……” Durex replied in a unenergetic voice.

  “Young Madame, where are you feeling uncomfortable? Why do you look so haggard?”

  Seeing Aunty Wu discovering the odds, Durex suddenly wanted to cry.

  Haggard? It would be strange if she didn’t appear haggard! Last night, after the President drove her home, his attitude was surprisingly gentle. She thought that President have finally changed personality and was more open-minded, however it seems that Prince Charming was the incarnation of the big bad wolf!

  The results……

  Proven by facts, a big bad wolf will always be a big bad wolf, no matter how gentle he is, he’ll still eat meat.

 

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