My name is Durex

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by Umair Sheikh


  “This…… may be because the President wants to be relatively attentive……” Jason said with a face of distress.

  “Is it?” Durex looked at him, she suddenly had an idea. Putting a smile on her face she asked: “Jason, in a moment are you going to see the President?”

  Jason was rather baffled: “Yes.”

  Durex battered her eyes at him: “Since it’s on the way, can you help me bring the list to the President?” After she finish speaking, she quickly shoved the paper bag into Jason’s hands.

  Jason started to panick: “Young Madame, this won’t do!

  Absolutely can not be done!”

  Hehe, he has finally been caught by her! Durex narrowed her eyes and asked: “Why?”

  “This…… This……” He began to stutter.

  This is great! So it turns out it was the two of them joining hands together to corner her ! She could not win against yhe President, however this small little employee……

  Durex looked at Jason, he is indeed a good object for her to release her outlet!

  “Jason, you haven’t eaten breakfast?” She evilly laughed.

  Poor Jason’s forehead was dripping with sweat: “Haven’t…… haven’t eaten.”

  “Then you must be hungry, right?”

  “I’m…… I’m still all right.”

  “If you are hungry, you can finish that hamburger of yours, it must be uncomfortable holding onto it!”

  “No…… no need……”

  “Oh! I just remembered!” Durex suddenly thought of something and said, “Isn’t there a policy in the company stating that during work hours employees are not allowed to order take out ah? Don’t tell me this hamburger was……”

  Jason finally broke down, “Young Madame, I’ll help you deliver them!”

  In his previous life he must have been indebted towards this married couple!

  T_____T

  Jason pulled a long face as he held the original files Durex was supposed to deliver, and walked into Light Muller’s office.

  Once the paper bag was placed on the table, Light Muller’s sharp eyes sweep past him: “Uncle, could it be your position as the President’s assistant not busy enough, so you wanted to transfer the reception?”

  Once Jason heard these words, he staggered backwards: “President, I’ve been wrongly accused! The thing is like this balabala……”

  As Jason was in the middle of vividly depicting the situation, Light Muller quickly understood the ins and outs of the whole thing, after Jason finished speaking, he said with an innocent expression: “President, all my doings were forced by Young Madame ah!”

  Light Muller nodded his head: “I know, you can retreat.”

  Jason breathed a sigh of relief: “Thank you, President!”

  “Remember before work ends to send me a three thousand word review to my office, give me a more detailed description of how you obtained your burger.”

  Jason ran out of tears.

  Durex was singing the National Anthem downstairs, she felt that she could only revenge take on Jason, and only this way she could prevent the President’s plot from succeeding, it was killing two birds with one stone, she was simply too clever!

  The President has been cunning for so long, yet she unexpectedly also played back on him, it felt just like she was a serf finally obtaining liberation, even her walking pace unexpectedly felt airy, it could be said she floated back to reception.

  Once she arrived there, there was a big bouquet of roses on the reception desk.

  When a person is in high spirits, everything seems merrier, everything she saw felt delightful, seeing the bouquet of roses, Durex changed her humming of the ‘National Anthem’ to ‘you are my rose, you are my flower.’ it sent chills down one’s spine when they heard it.

  “Little D, you’re so happy!” Xiao Wang came over and greeted her.

  “Yes, today I’m in a very good mood!” Durex continued to hum the tune of the song.

  “No wonder, that’s such a big bouquet of roses,” Xiao Wang said to herself.

  “Yes, this is a big bunch,” Durex didn’t detect anything wrong.

  All of a sudden, Xiao Wang came closer with a look of gossip: “Who sent you these roses, is it your boyfriend ah?”

  “The roses, of course…… wait a moment, why are you asking me who sent them?” She finally felt something was strange.

  “Nonsense, if I don’t ask you, am I suppose to ask Xiao Hua? The roses isn’t for her.”

  “If it’s not for her, then who is it for?”

  Xiao Wang stared at Durex as if she was looking at an alien: “Could it be you don’t know who sent you these flowers?”

  “What?” Durex was dumbfounded.

  After determining there isn’t another Durex within the company, she stared at the very luxurious red roses, falling into a deep state of confusion.

  Who would send such a big bouquet of roses to her for no particular reason? Neither written a name on the card, or a contact number, not even an address stating who it was, this is also a bit too strange!

  Could it be the President who sent them?

  However, very soon Durex ruled out the idea. Because due to her understanding of Light Muller, he would never do such surreptitious things.

  If it isn’t the President, that in the end who could it be?

  Durex thought for a long time, yet she still couldn’t understand, thus this time she could only use her sensitive professional journalist skills: The roses of unknown origin wouldn’t be from a controlled crime syndicates, right? Although she’s not an important figure, but what if those criminals were aiming at her because of her identity as the President’s wife?

  Durex seriously thought: These bouquet of roses are unreliable!

  It so just happens at this time, Long Xiao Hua also came over, seeing the bouquet of roses on the table, her eyes lit up: “Wow! What a big bunch of roses! Lei Si, who sent them to you? Who? How romantic!”

  Durex was suddenly enlightened: “Do you like them? If you like them I’ll give them to you!”

  Long Xiao Hua was overwhelmed by an unexpected favour: “Really? But these roses should be very expensive!”

  “I also don’t know, but I think the flower shop sent them to the wrong person, anyway, I am allergic to pollen, if you like it, then you can take it.”

  So, Durex gifted this mysterious bouquet of rose to someone else.

  In fact, Durex wasn’t fabricating lies to deceive Long Xiao Hua, one of the main reason she bid farewell to problematic bouquet of roses was largely because she really is allergic to pollen.

  See not long after Long Xiao Hua left with the bouquet of roses, her skin began to itch. At first it was only slighty itchy, after scratching a few times it began to become unbearable, thus she began to fidget around.

  Unexpectedly, these high quality roses also contain a high amount of pollen. Usually when she came into contact with a little bit of Daisy, at most she’ll sneeze a few dozen times, however the symptoms today were unexpectedly serious! Indeed, she was born with the life of never receiving flowers.

  Finally, Durex found the itch unbearable, and decided to go to the locker room to change into a new pair of clothes.

  She was running to the locker room, all the way to the elevator, then when the elevator door opened, she ran across the corridor.

  In fact, this itching isn’t a sickness, however once an itching flares up it was extremely unbearable.

  The design of Light Enterprise locker room was very user-friendly, inside there was a washroom and also supply hot water, which at this time for Durex was simply god sent. She rushed into the washroom, quickly she took off her outerwear, then taking a towel to wipe off the areas that may have been contaminated with pollen, she felt much more comfortable afterwards.

  “In the future if I ever encounter such high quality flowers again, I’ll be sure to keep a little farther distance,” She spoke t
o herself as she took just off her clothes, entering the wet area, ready for a shower.

  Suddenly, there was an unusual smell in the air, very naturally Durex looked around.

  Then, she’s was petrified to death.

  She saw Light Muller with his hands inserted in the pocket of his trousers, his slender legs folded as he leaned against the side of the lockers, staring at her with a pair of lazy eyes which contain a hint of teasing.

  After being shocked for two second, Durex screamed, immediately she covered her chest with her clothes.

  What kind of joke is this? Why would the President appear in the women’s locker room? The most terrible thing was that she was only in her underwear!!! Heaven, earth, drill a hole for her so she can crawl in! TAT

  “You, what are you doing here?” Durex blushed, clutching her coat to cover her chest she questioned him.

  “Work inspection.”

  Please! When would the big boss need to inspect the women’s locker room? Durex faintly glanced at Light Muller and reminded him: “This is…… this is the women’s locker room.”

  “I know.” His expression was very calm.

  “You…… you know, yet you came in!”

  Quickly get out! Get out!

  “This is my company,” He said very naturally.

  Yes, it’s your company, however you can’t casually enter the women’s locker room! Durex almost wanted to cry.

  As a sad reminder, her chest suddenly felt cold, the coat within her hands were already snatched away. When she looked at Light Muller again, he took one glance at them before throwing them to the corner.

  And then looking at her, he nodded with satisfaction: “It looks better this way.”

  Durex ran out of tears.

  As a result, she was completely exposed, it didn’t make a difference if she covered herself with her hands or not: If she tried to cover herself then she’ll seems too reserved, after all, they had been husband and wife for so long, what place had he not seen? However if she doesn’t cover up, she feels uncomfortable, as if she’s parading through the streets naked.

  Moving her hands up and down, she repeated these actions several times, she finally can not stand it.

  Oh, my gosh! This year rogues are not the terrible ones, you should be afraid of rogues who had the legal rights, the legal rights the President had been their marriage certificate!

  Under the scrutiny of the “rogue” monitoring, Durex changed her clothes, and then like a thief she secretly open a crack of the locker room door and peek out.

  “What are you doing?” Light Muller asked.

  “Hush!” Durex turned around and made a silencing gesture, “you need to be quiet, if the employees discover you are here, it’ll be bad!”

  You gotta be joking, his the dignified President Light, why would he lose face?

  However seeing her state of apprehension, Light Muller suddenly felt it was very interesting, he raised his eyebrow and asked: “Are you worried about me?”

  Durex was busy keeping a lookout, even if she didn’t want to, she had to: “Nonsense, if I don’t care about you who would care about you ah?!”

  The person behind her remain silent, then a moment later, he asked: “You worry about me, because you love me?”

  “Nonsense, if I don’t love you, who will love you ah?”

  “Are you currently making a love confession to me?”

  “Nonsense, if I’m not making a love confession to you, who would I be saying it to?” She paused for a bit then her face turned red all the way down to her neck.

  She’s done, if one is not careful, one would be betrayed by the President!

  “D.” The voice behind her suddenly become very gentle, the distance between closed in, the tension in the air was very sexual.

  “En……”Durex’s head was leaning against the door, she was afraid to turn around.

  “D.” He suddenly shouted, taking a hold of her waist, he pulling her into his arms.

  Durex stretched out her hand to touch her face, her temperature was hot enough to boil an egg!

  “D.” He called out for the third time, resting his face on her neck, he carefully smelt her body odor, holding her hand a little tighter, as if he wanted to rub her into his body.

  “D, I also love you.”

  Hearing his voice whispering into her ears, the gentle waves penetrated her eardrums, striking each nerve on her body. Durex froze in place, letting his kiss wander from her neck slowly to her ear lobes, gently sealing his lips causing her body to slightly tremble, her chest had a crisp numb feeling.

  As if her body was emerged in a deep pool, slowly sinking, first it was her body, then her heart.

  As she was submerged in the water, suddenly there came a knock at the door.

  “Is there someone in there?”

  Durex suddenly regain her senses and wanted to answer however her lips were sealed.

  A kiss that left to gap on their lips, his tongue freely roamed, as if he was using all of his strength to devour her.

  The person outside was still knocking on the door, as if they were trying to open the door, she didn’t know how much weight the two of them combination contained, however their love was unshakeable, weighing the door.

  Chapter 62: The mysterious bouquet!

  “Ah!” A scream came from the front desk rang, Durex hid behind the counter, with a panicked expression on her face: “Quickly take it away, take it away!”

  The delivery guy from the florist guys held the bouquet of roses feeling very helpless, this is the third time this has happened. Every single time he came to deliver roses to Miss Drex with the very bold name, he always encounter such treatment from her.

  In fact, this you can not be entirely blame Durex, if you need someone to take the blame, blame it on the mysterious person who has nothing better to do than to send bouquet of roses to her.

  Before, if it weren’t for the pollen from the bouquet of roses causing her to have an allergic reaction, would she for no particular reason run off to the locker room to change her clothes?? If she didn’t go to the locker room, would she be followed by the President?? If it weren’t because of the President, would she be kissed confusingly and disoriently in the locker room, and even……

  Thinking to this point, her face blushed red once again.

  Excessive, truly too excessive!

  Watching Durex’s face suddenly change from pale to scarlet, the flower delivery guy said: “Miss, if you don’t accept it, it’ll be very difficult for me to tell explain to my boss!” It’s not easy coming out to society to earn money, why must this female worker make things hard for him a young male worker?

  “Don’t, don’t come over!” Durex anxiously shouted, she pointed her finger to Long Xiao Hua on the side, “Give it to her, give it to her instead!”

  “Lei Si, it’s not very good to do things this way, right?” Long Xiao Hua who have taken three days worth of roses was starting to feel embarrass, “Regardless these roses are sent to you as a gift, that person also has good intentions, you should just……”

  “I don’t want it!” Durex shouted like a slaughtered pig, “Xiao Hua, take pity on me this hay fever patient! In my next life I’ll work like a horse for you, please take it away!”

  She has already spoken in such a way, Long Xiao Hua could only heave a sigh: Taking the bouquet of roses from the flower delivery. Alas, the morals of the world is really strange, the person who received roses didn’t want to accept them, yet a person like her who wants to receive flowers, no one was willing to send them! Life is so bitter ah!

  While Long Xiao Hua was lamenting, she walked into the office with the bouquet of roses, carelessly without looking she bumped into a certain person wearing a face filled with woes.

  “I’m sorry Jason, I didn’t notice you!” Long Xiao Hua busily tried to apologize.

  “It’s okay.” Jason said, suddenly his eyes landed on the bouquet of
roses in her hands, “Oh? You’re boyfriend gifted you those?”

  “How could it be!” Long Xiao Hua said with a frustration, “Other’s didn’t want it so gave them to me!”

  “Receiving roses and still didn’t want them?”

  “Yeah! It’s your cousin Durex ah! She said something about having hay fever, simply insisting to give the roses to me, I have already received the three days worth of roses! Balabalabala……”

  Next whatever Long Xiao Hua said, Jason did not listen to it, because his depressed brain have finally began to quickly jolt up with ideas.

  Ever since the previous time Durex threaten him to sent the visitor’s list in her place, the President have bear a grudge against him, occasionally he (Light Muller) would blurt out the word “Uncle” to frighten him, he is an almost forty-year old man, if things continue this way he will advance into menopause! For the sake of his own health. Jason decided to become a villain.

  If the President found that another man was trying to pursue his wife, he will put all of his attention on the matter, then he (Jason) wouldn’t have to live his days on tenterhooks!

  Haha, this is a great idea!

  So Jason wasted no time and ran to the President’s office, in front Light Muller who was going through files, he made a tip-off. After finishing his report, he eagerly looked at Light Muller with anticipation: Erupt President!!

  It was a long time before Light Muller slowly raised his head, and calmly said: “Uncle, I know.”

  ……

  Jason hung his head as he left the President’s, originally he wanted to divert the President’s attention, he did not expect the President to be so confident on his own charms, he didn’t even asked a single sentence regarding the issue, it seems like he this “Uncle” role will continue for a long period of time.

  After Jason left, Light Muller finished looking through all the files, then he neither fast nor slow made a call.

  “Pres…… President!?”

  After a loud yell, the entire front desk suddenly became very quiet, everyone was trying to perk up their ears to listen to the conversation.

  “President, hel……lo! What can I do for you?” Xiao Wang’s expression was overwhelmed by an unexpected favour, her hands were trembling.

 

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