by Umair Sheikh
Durex didn’t even breathe and sprayed on the computer screen.
At this time, Light Muller have finished showering and came out of the bathroom, seeing Durex in front of the computer laughing disorderly, he raised his eyebrows and silently stood behind her.
At the other end, Durex was having a full-blown conversation with the group of sisters, totally unaware that the President was behind her witnessing the entire thing.
After N of replies, Durex was finally overwhelmed, she typed a sentence: “My mother is telling me to go to bed!!” Then she quickly closed the pages.
She finally escaped from those pack of female wolves! She was relieved, however after turning around she froze.
“You, you, when did you finish showering?”
He curved his lips and gave a faint smile: “Just now.”
“You, you didn’t see anything, right?”
“En.”
Durex’s heart finally felt at ease.
“In fact, you can also try the whip……”
Durex’s heart made a “thump”, hanging high in the air.
“I don’t mind if you want to try……”
“Pa” and her heart was shattered.
“Six times, maybe we can work together to challenge this score……”
A gust of wind blow over, without leaving a spark of dust from Durex’s shattered heart.
Ever since then, Durex never dared to go to the end of the world.
Side Story 2: Durex has many, many, many dolls.
Durex has many, many, many dolls.
This pernicious habit developed because of her mom.
At the time, Durex was in primary school, her favorite cartoon was Sailor Moon. She had a subtle affection for dolls ever since she saw Usagi Tsukino picking up the black cat doll incarnated into a justice emissary, giving her the power to destroy evil.
If she was a doll and able to incarnated into an angel of justice, how great would it be?
However at that time Durex only had one doll, her (the doll) hair was extremely ugly plus she had a pair of big black pig eyes, entirely different from the angel of justice image she had in her head. So Durex requested her mom for a doll (the Western dolls). At that time her mom just came back from the parent teacher’s meeting, the teachers educated them to use the small things in life to educate their child about principles.
Her mom felt that this was a good opportunity, so she told Durex a story: “XX childhood family was poor, they had no money to buy books. So he saved his lunch money to buy books.”
After the story was finished, her mom asked her: “Si Si, do you know what’s the moral of this story?”
Durex nodded: “Mom, you don’t need to speak further, I understand!” After she finished saying what she wanted to say, she rat-a-tat away.
Her mom felt very pleased: “My daughter is clever, after now listening to the story she understood that life is hardworking, so studious.”
Her dad on the side said: “Whether she understood or not, it’s still unknown.”
Facts have proved that Durex understood the moral from the story.
Not only did she understood the hard struggles in life, she was diligently and eager to learn. She came to understand that her breakfast money could be saved. So from then on wards, every day Durex formed the habit eating breakfast at home, saving five cents. Within a month’s time, she will be able to buy a doll, within two months she will be able to buy two dolls, then within three months…… and so the cycle constantly repeated until Durex reached college, by then she collected so many dolls that she could bury herself inside her room.
Later, when Durex finished college, she moved out and entered the workforce she still couldn’t change her habits of purchasing dolls. At the end of the month whenever she received her wages, she would save $10 to buy herself a doll.
Later, the apartment she rented was filled with a wide variety of dolls, all kinds, large and small, enough to start-up a gang war.
After marrying Light Muller, Durex moved all her dolls to the President’s mansion. At first, she slept in her own room, no one would care many dolls she placed on her bed. However, ever since she slipped and fracture her leg broken, she moved to the master bedroom, she began to have thoughts of moving her dolls into the master bedroom.
Although Durex is slow, however still took into consideration that the President may not like furry gadgets. So she didn’t want to make such a very high-profile move, thus she decided to slowly bring one doll at a time into Light Muller’s bed. For her first crime, she placed a bunny by her side of the bed. That night the President said nothing. The next day, she placed a turtle next to the bunny. In the evening, upon seeing it the President still had nothing to say. On the third day, she moved the female turtle next to the male tortoise so they could accompany each other, this the President turn a blind eye.
Thus, Durex’s courage increased.
After moving her turtle, she moved her pandas. That night after the pandas, she moved her bears…… filling it from the head of the bed to end of the bed, from the end of bed to the sofa, then from the sofa to the floor.
Finally one morning, Light Muller who have just woken from a dream, with his eyes closed, stretched out his arms ready to embrace his little wife found something not right. Upon opening his eyes, he discovered he wasn’t embracing his wife, it was a monkey with a long face, staring at him.
His long-standing grievances finally erupted: “Durex!”
“What? What?” Durex sat up from the floor, she was still hugging an enormous banana with drowsy eyes. Turns out yesterday she fell off the bed onto the banana.
Light Muller’s expression was ice-cold: “Are you planning to turn our bedroom into a zoo?”
Durex hid her head behind the banana, making an aggrieved expression: “As a matter of fact…… there’s not only animals…there’s aslo fruits.”
……
“When I return from come work today, if I see any objects with fur, I’ll throw you and them out.”
After the President said that sentence, he stormed out.
When the President left, Durex anxiously sat in the house filled with dolls in a worry.
All these dolls were her babies ah! When she felt cold she would hug her bear, when she felt lonely she would hug her rabbit, when she couldn’t sleep she would hug her can turtle, even if fell she from the bed she would have her gentlemen Mr. Banana gentleman to soften her fall……
Sigh, she didn’t have the heart to throw them away.
>____<
But the President have already said such malicious words, she can’t always go against him. So that afternoon, one by one Durex moved those dolls back to the room next door. However when it was time to move the bunny, she couldn’t do it so she hid it underneath bed.
It would okay if she waited until the President’s was asleep, then she’ll secretly take it out, right?
On that day, Light Chun was negotiating with a client thus he returned home late. When he walked into the bedroom, he was very satisfactory. He thought he could finally hug his wife to sleep tonight.
So after showering, he laid in bed and stretched out his hand pull the sleeping Durex dragged into his arms, he pinch an area that a child should not see, and said satisfied: “Feels much better.”
Durex blushed, she turned her body and humped into small shrimp.
Because he has worked too hard during the day, it didn’t tame long before Light Muller felt drowsy and fell asleep.
But Durex could not sleep, in the last he always held her and she held the doll before she could fall asleep. But today, her arms were empty, her heart felt like it lacked something, how matter how hard she tried she couldn’t to fall asleep.
At this time, Light Muller’s uniform breathing sounded from behind. He had fallen asleep, his strong-arms embraced her waist, her back was glued in his arms. Durex tried to move, the person behind her was obviously tired
and didn’t respond.
Carefully she tried removed his arms from her waist, like a loach she slip to the bedside, reaching underneath the bed she tried to grab the hidden bunny. One tug, two tug she still couldn’t reach it, on the third tug she accidentally fell off the bed.
After a muffled sound, the bedside lamp was lit, Light Muller sat on the bed, staring at her with a long face. She quickly hid the bunny behind her. Seeing Light Muller’s expression, Durex panicked, she hurriedly tried to explain: “I…… I accidentally left one……”
But the President was already angry, the thing he hated the most getting waken up, plus now he also saw the thing he didn’t want to see the most, thus his entire face appeared like it was smoking up.
“Get up,” He said coldly.
Durex stood up and put the bunny behind her.
“Don’t hide it.” Light Muller’s eyes sweep over, “throw it away.”
Durex took a step back.
“Throw it away,” He repeated again.
Durex shook her head. “I……”
“Do you want me to repeat it for the third time??” He asked, then got off the bed grabbing the bunny behind Durex’s hands, then he walked over to the window, opening the window and threw it out.
“No!” Durex cried, trying to stop him, but she was caught by his hand and pressed to the window.
HeR back suddenly touched the cold bed, Durex immediately felt furious: “How can you be so unreasonable?”
Light Muller frowned: “Are you not satisfied?”
“Why must you throw away my belongings?” She asked with red eyes.
Seeing her lose her temper for some dolls, Light Muller also began to became impatient: “It’s just a doll, if you like them so much tomorrow I’ll buy carload for you.”
“I don’t want it, I just want that one!” Durex shouted.
“Enough! Stop it!” Light Muller interrupted her, at this time his anger have disappeared, his eyes resumed his usual expression, “we didn’t need to argue over a toy, we’re not children.”
“It’s not just a toy, it is a gift a brought myself with my first wages!” Durex said, finally found it unbearable and started to cry, “When i used to live in the apartment on my own, the placed felt empty, I would be afraid of hearing voices. Every time I received my wages I would gift myself a doll, I would give them names, hugging them to sleep I wouldn’t feel so cold, lonely, afraid nor couldn’t fall asleep.” The more she spoke the lower her voice got, in the end in sounded like soft sobs.
Suddenly, a warm kiss landed on her cheek, her face suddenly felt a rough object.
Durex was shocked.
He was licking her tears.
Suddenly, her face flushed.
He had to kiss the tears on her face, and softly said, “Be good, don’t cry.”
Hus voice sounded like soft water, melting her.
“I didn’t know how important they were to you, I’m sorry.”
Durex felt overwhelmed, shy and embarrassed: “It…… was I who didn’t explain things clearly——”
Her sentence was unfinished as his kiss has sealed her lips.
A thin dense kiss, easily digested, tossing to and fro, bit by bit he devoured her…… That night, after their intense passion. He hugged her and gently whispered into her ears: “From now on wards, you have me, you will not longer be cold, lonely, afraid, also can’t fall asleep.”
Henceforth, I will be your doll.
Side Story 3: ……Pang Pang’s Dad
Ever since Durex gave birth to Pang Pang, she would address the President as “Pang Pang’s Dad”.
In the past she always felt addressing him as “President” wasn’t intimate enough, addressing him as “hubby” was too nausea, however addressing him as “Pang Pang’s dad” was different. It felt intimate and affectionate plus it didn’t sound nausea! So Durex got accustomed to addressing him this way.
In the morning she would say: “Pang Pang’s dad, wake up!”
During midday she would say: “Pang Pang’s dad, have you eaten lunch yet?”
In the afternoon she would say: “Pang Pang’s dad, what time are you coming home?”
At night she would say: “En…… Ah…… Pang Pang Pang…… Pang……” (I think you all know what’s going on there *wink* so awkward.)
Finally, the President found it unbearable, while frowning he asked: “Am I fat?” (Pang Pang’s characters in Chinese means fat)
Durex was delirious, without rhyme or reason she replied with an “En” sound.
Upon hearing her reply, the President actually stopped what he was doing and retreated to the side.
What originally felt like practising the “Nine Yang Manual” suddenly turned to “Nine Yin Manual“, her body was rustling with bugs bite, DLe i Si was in a mess. With a redden face she asked: “Pang Pang’s dad. Why did you stop?”
“Am I fat?” Light Muller asked.
Durex shakes her head in a daze. Is he joking? How can the President be fat? She looked at his arms, chest and abdominal muscles. Her glaze slowly made its way down. Suddenly, she didn’t dare to look further, averting her eyes, she swallowed her saliva as her entire body began to heat up.
The corners of Light Muller’s mouth curved up: “Where is it not fat?”
“Here……” Durex paused, she found it hard to speak, “are not fat……”
“Be more specific! Point to the place for me to see.”
Be more specific…… Durex turned around and quickly swept her eyes on his body, her glaze were alarmed and bewildered, she casually pointed to a place: “Here here here…… are not fat!”
And then she quickly averted her eyes once again. Suddenly, her hand was caught, he grabbed her fingers and placed in on his bare body shifting it bit by bit: “Is it here or here, or here?”
Durex was in a mess. President, you are a freak! TAT
“I want to go to the bathroom!” She said, and quickly withdrew her hand, scrambling away ready to escape.
She crawled a few steps before she was caught and dragged back.
“Ah!” Durex softly cried, the next moment her body was tightly pressured by his body, her knees were pressed in against her legs.
Obviously they were an old married couple, she could not help but blush doing these kind of actions, she felt breathless.
He lowered his head and moved his face closer to ear as he whispered: “Pang Pang’s mom, you haven’t answered my question.”
His voice was particularly soft, it reverberated in her ears, teasing her every nerve. Often in such a situation, seeking for help is out of the question, during the reciprocating cycle of “Nine Yang Manual” and “Nine Yin Manual”, student Durex finally collapsed.
The next day, she decided to pack her things and return to her parental home. In fact, she only need to pack two things, Pang Pang and herself.
That’s right, this time Durex took Pang Pang back to her parents.
When she arrived at her parent’s place, Dmama was especially happy upon seeing her grandson, she held Pang Pang showing him off to her neighbours: “This is my grandson, look how cute he is ah!”
Once the neighbours saw the white and tender Pang Pang, whose facial features were a reflection of Light Muller, they were also especially happy, all fighting to carry Pang Pang. Poor Pang Pang was carried and pinched by seventh aunty and eighth aunty, having his tofu eaten tremendously, finally him received a kiss from Annie’s who wanted to marry a golden tortoise.
Durex who stood behind felt bad.
When they returned home, she complained to her mom: “Mom, don’t go around to the neighbours with Pang Pang in the future, it’s like parading on the streets.”
“You unlucky child, what parading on the streets? This is called the happiness of a family union!”
Durex face was filled with black lines: “You are the happiness of a family union, Pang Pang was fiercely kissed by Annie from upst
airs!”
Dmama appeared displeased: “What you say is wrong, do you know why Pang Pang is so popular?? It’s because he resembles your husband ah! Look at your little face, oh ah ge……” Dmama couldn’t help and knead Pang Pang’s face. Poor Pang Pang after being pinched and squeezed for the entire day, his face was swollen.
Turns out she’s the legendary strange aunt who couldn’t pinch the President’s face so she knead Pang Pang’s face instead, huhuhu…… Durex quickly grabbed Pang Pang and protect him in her bosom: “Mom! In the future I’m not letting you knead Pang Pang’s face, or else I’ll tell dad that the two bowls of food you cooked yesterday were purchased from the hotel!”
Dpapa coughed on the side and said: “I didn’t hear anything.”
Dmama: “……”
At night, Durex held Pang Pang to sleep, suddenly she remembered what her mom said during the day, she couldn’t help but stare at Pang Pang’s face.
If you didn’t mention, Durex would have thought that Pang Pang’s sleeping appearance looks exactly like the President’s.
In fact, sometimes the President and Pang Pang look-alike. It’s pretty cute…… staring at Pang Pang, Durex suddenly unconsciously missed the President.
At this time, her phone suddenly rang, it was the President.
“Played enough yet?” The voice of the phone emitted waves.
“En.” Durex answered softly.
“When will you be returning?”
“Tomorrow,” After she replied, he sounded like he was going to hang up.
“Wait, wait!” Durex suddenly called out to him, with a despicably low voice she said, “Pang Pang’s dad, I miss you……”
The caller was still on the phone, there was a long paused before a reply was heard: “Wait for me.” then he hung up.
After three hours, Light Muller stood in the doorway of Durex’s parent’s home, obviously he rushed over here through the night, besides from some trace of weariness in his eyes but she couldn’t see any fatigue in his appearance.
Durex was startled: “What are you doing here?”