Ken showed her his Folder trick even though she seemed to know it already.
Ken tried to think of an answer, but he was too slow. Her Folder was blinking, a waitstate interrupt, and she was gone.
A few cycles later in the week he saw her again, paused at an open Window in the Corridor between Copy and Verify. He slid his Folder over hers, flush right, and he was standing beside her, looking out into April in Paris.
he said. Then he said what he had been rehearsing over and over:
Ken678 wished for the first time that the Ken face had a smile. His Folder was flickering, but he didn't want to leave yet.
Ken678 calculated in his head. How old did that make Mary—55? 60? It didn't matter. All icons are young, and all females are beautiful.
Ken had never had a friend before, in or out of the Office. Much less a girlfriend. He found himself hurrying his Calls and Tasks so he could cruise the Corridors looking for Mary97. He could usually find her at an open Window, gazing at the cobblestones and the little cafés, the blooming chestnut trees. Mary loved April in Paris.
Ken said. But in fact he couldn't. He didn't like to imagine things. He preferred real life, or at least Microserf Office 6.9. He loved standing at the Window beside her, listening to her soft Mary voice, answering in his deep Ken voice.
Ken admitted. And he told her how wonderful and strange it had felt, at first, to be an icon; to see himself as he walked around, as if he were both inside and outside his own body.
Several weeks passed before Ken got up the courage to make what he thought of as “his move.”
They were at the Window where he had first spoken with her, in the Corridor between Copy and Verify. Her hand was resting on the sill, red fingernails shimmering, and he put his hand exactly over it. Even though he couldn't actually feel it, it felt good.
He was afraid she would move her hand, but instead she smiled that Mary smile and said,
he said.
She moved her fingers under his. It almost tingled.
The Browser was a circular connector with no Windows. Ken met Mary at Select All and followed her toward Insert, where the doors got smaller and closer together.
“Sure,> Ken said.
<—found and cleared from commercial software by background Debuggers and Optimizers.> Ken finished because it was already in his buffer.
Mary97 led him into a small Windowless room. There was nothing in it but a tiny, heart-shaped table.
On the table were three playing cards. Two were facedown and one was faceup; the ten of diamonds.
Ken backed away.
Reluctantly, Ken turned up the ten of diamonds.
Mary's fingernails were red again. Nothing happened to his own.
Mary turned up the second card. It was the queen of hearts. As soon as she turned it up, Ken heard a clippety-clop, and a window opened in the windowless room.
In the window it was April in Paris.
Ken saw a gray horse coming straight down the center of the boulevard. It wore no harness, but its tail and mane were bobbed. Its enormous red penis was almost dragging the cobblestones.
Ken678 couldn't move or speak. It was terrifying and wonderful at the same time. Mary's hands were behind her back, unfastening her brassiere. There! But just as the cups started to fall away from her breasts, a whistle blew.
The horse had stopped in the middle of the boulevard. A gendarme was running toward it, waving a stick.
The window closed. Mary97 was standing at the table, wearing her convex white blouse and orange tie again. only the ten of diamonds was faceup.
She smiled that Mary smile and Ken tried to think of what to say. But both their Folders were blinking, waitstate interrupts, and she was gone.
Ken found her a couple cycles later at their usual meeting place, at the open window in the Corridor between Copy and Verify.
Ken678 followed Mary97 to the Browser twice more that week. Each time was the same; each time was perfect. As soon as Mary turned over the queen of hearts, Ken heard a clippety-clop. A Window opened in the Windowless room and there was the horse again, coming down the boulevard, its enormous penis almost dragging the cobblestones. Mary97's ripe, round, perfect breasts were spilling over the top of her red lace brassiere as she said,
Unfastening her bra! And just as the cups started to fall away, just as Ken678 was about to see her nipples, a gendarme's whistle blew and Mary97 was wearing the white blouse again and the orange tie. The Window was closed, the queen of hearts facedown.
Ken replied.
As he left for the weekend, Ken678 scanned the crowd of office regulars filling down the long steps of City Hall. Which woman was Mary97? There was, of course, no way of knowing. They were all ages, all nationalities, but they all looked the same with their blank stares, neural-interface gold earrings, and mesh marks from their net gloves.
The weekend seemed to last forever. As soon as the week restarted, Ken raced through his Calls and Tasks, then cruised the Corridors until he found Mary at “their” spot, the open Window between Copy and Verify.
said Ken impatiently. He was thinking of her hands behind her back, unfastening.
he said.
They met in the Browser three times that week. Three times Ken678 heard the horse, three times he watched the red lace brassiere falling away, falling away. That week was the closest to happiness he would ever come.
Ken678 said, though it was't true. He didn't like to wonder.
When they met a few cycles later in the Windowless room off the Browser, Mary put her red-fingernailed hand on the third card and said,
Ken didn't answer. He felt a sudden chill.
Ken said, though it was a lie.
The third card was the ace of spades. As soon as it was turned up, Krn know somthing was wrong.
Something felt different.
It was the cobblestones under his feet.
It was Aprill in Paris and Ken678 was walking down the boulevard. Mary was beside him. She was wearing a lowcut, sleeveless peasant blouse and a long, full skirt.
Ken was terrified. Where was the Window? Where was the Windowless room?
Ken tried to stop walking, but he couldn't. he said. He tried to close his eyes to avoid panic, but he couldn't.
Mary just smiled the Mary smile and they walked along the boulevard, under the blooming chestnut trees. They passed a café, they turned a corner; they passed another café turned another corner. It was always the same. The same trees, the same café, the same cobblestones. The carriages and stick figures in the distance never got any closer.
She looked different somehow. Maybe it was the outfit. Her peasant blouse was cut very low. Ken tried to look down it but coundn't.
They passed another café. This time Mary97 turned in, and Ken was sitting across from her at a small sidewalk table.
<—are blinking like crazy,> he finished because it was already in his buffer.
A waiter appeared. He wore a white shirt and black pants. Ken tried to look at his face, but he didn't exactly have one. There were only three items on the menu:
WALK
ROOM
HOME
Mary pointed at ROOM, and before she had closed the menu they were in a wedge-shaped attic room with French doors, sitting on the edge of a bed. Now Ken could see down Mary97's blouse. In fact he could see his two hands reach out and pull it down, uncovering her two plump, perfect breasts. her nipples were as big and as brown as cookies. Through the French doors Ken could see the Eiffel Tower and the boulevard.
He kissed her sweet mouth.
Her red-tipped fingers pulled her little French underpants to one side and
He kissed her sweet red mouth.
Her red-tipped fingers pulled her little French underpants to one side and
He kissed her sweet red cookie mouth.
A gendarme's whistle blew and they were back at the sidewalk café. The menu was closed on the heart-shaped table.
Ken opened the menu and the faceless waiter appeared.
There were three items on the menu. Before Mary could point, Ken pointed at HOME, and the table and the waiter were gone. He and Mary97 were in the Windowless room, and the cards were facedown except for the ten of diamonds.
Ken started, but he never got to finish. His Folder was blinking, waitstate interrupt, and he was gone.
She smiled that Mary smile.
And he did and she did and they did. He met her three times that week and three times the next week, every spare moment, it seemed. The cobblestones and the cafés still made Ken678 nervous, but he loved the wedge-shaped attic room. He loved Mary's nipples as big and as brown as cookies; loved her blouse and skirt
bunched around her waist as she lay on her back with her plump, perfect thighs spread wide; loved the clippety-clop and her red-tipped fingers and her little French underpants pulled to one side; loved her.
It was, after all, a love affair.
The problem was, Mary97 never wanted to go back to Microserf Office 6.9. After the wedge-shaped room she wanted to walk on the boulevard under the blooming chestnut trees, or sit in a café watching the stick figures get in and out of carriages in the distance.
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