What was surprising and a little unnerving was the fact that at the last stop I was forced to wear a blind fold before exiting the limo. Not sure where we where or what would happen next I trusted the dynamic duo to lead the way. As we finally came to a complete stop they left me standing alone. I could hear them from a distance yell, “Now take off your blindfold!”
Not sure what I would discover when I did I cautiously untied the scarf from around my eyes. As my eyes slowly adjusted to the soft light in the dimly lit room I heard a crowd of people yell, “Surprise!”
As my eyes quickly focused I saw many of my colleagues, clients, old co-workers and family members cheering for me. Actually I was completely stunned. I didn’t realize that I knew this many women who would care to wish me well. Yet there they were almost fifty or so women with champagne glasses ready to salute my pending nuptials.
Jade and Queen quickly rushed over with a bottle of champagne and three glasses. I watched the gleam on their eyes as they poured the champagne and prepared for the toast. They had become true friends to me in such a very short time under such trying circumstances. I felt blessed to have met them and even more blessed to count them as my friends.
“Everyone we’re going to make this toast short and sweet, just like the Bride to Be.” Jade teased. “To Zatoya Waters may you have all of the happiness and love that your heart and life can hold. Congratulations Toy, we love you.”
“To the Bride to Be!” Queen cosigned as she raised her glass in salute and clinked Jades.
Glasses clinked around the room as everyone yelled, “To the Bride to Be!”
Music began to thump loudly and my surprise Bachelorette party was officially on. Queen and Jade had rented the Penthouse Suite of a lavish Baltimore Hotel. The suite was meticulously decorated and every single thing was first class. I couldn’t believe they threw me such an extravagant party.
“Thank you so much. You two are the best Bridesmaids ever.” I declared as I hugged first Queen and then Jade.
“Oh, you’re so welcome.” Queen said. “But you might want to hold that thank you until later. Because we’ve planned some seriously ignorant shit for you tonight!” She laughed.
“Yes, I’m afraid she’s right. We’re about to get into some really silly as shit in about thirty seconds.” Jade agreed.
“What did you two do?” I asked alarmed as they lead me to my table.
“Just wait you’ll see.” Queen assured me as she placed a crystal tiara with a short wedding veil attached to it in my hair.
Jade immediately signaled the DJ and the room grew dark with only a single spotlight on the DJ booth.
“Welcome to all the beautiful ladies out there, especially the lovely Bride to Be, Miss Zatoya Waters. I’m DJ Charismatic and I’ll be your MC for tonight. Let’s give a big round of applauds to the beautiful Jade Swann and the lovely Dr. Mye Love for putting all of this together.”
The seated crowd claps as Jade and Queen give a casual wave hello.
“Jade and Queen you did a wonderful job. I only have one complaint. Ladies some of you might agree with me when I say this. My only complaint is you invited all of these beautiful women and I’m the only man. What’s up with that?”
The women applauded in agreement.
“Oh hell no!”
“Oh hells yeah!” Queen and Jade responded in unison.
“Now I’m not really complaining. I’d love to have you all to myself, but unfortunately I have to work. So let me see if I can find some men to give me a hand. Let’s see if I can introduce some men to this party.” DJ Charismatic continued.
The women started screaming in sheer anticipation.
“Ladies for your entertainment and pleasure I am happy to bring to you the Chocolate Drop Male Exotic Dancers Review! First up to the stage is a brutha known from coast to coast as Chocolate Thunder Down Under. Ladies he’s ripped for your pleasure and hung for your fun. Give it up for Chocolate Thunder Down Under!” DJ Charismatic said as he announced the first of twelve strippers.
Okay so now let me just say, “WTFH?” Now I told these tricks in no uncertain terms that number one I didn’t want a bachelorette party, and number two I didn’t want to go to a strip club. So what do these two bitches do but double my trouble by combining both. Bitches just don’t listen, that’s all I have to say. Now back to the story.
“I thought we agreed that we weren’t doing the male stripper thing.”
“No you agreed, we just pretended to agree.” Jade laughed.
“Bitch do you really think all of these women would have driven to Baltimore for a party for you if we didn’t promise them strippers?
“Yeah I guess you got a point, but did you forget that I didn’t want a party. You tricks know I’m as horny as a bull run. Damn it! And did you have to order a whole damn strip show? What the fuck?”
“Just relax and enjoy yourself. It’ll be okay. I don’t know why people insist upon trying to abstain from sex before the wedding night. I refuse to be horny if I don’t have to.” Queen said as she pulled a stack of twenties and tens from her purse and put them on the table.
“You know that I’m going to plead the fifth on this one. But before I do let me just say, trick you can’t even spell horny. Before your ass got married you were juggling more dick than a Richard convention. ” Jade laughed as she poured us all another round of champagne.
“Oh, I know you did not just take it there. Seriously Jade, did you forget your damn Bachelorette party? Really?” Queen laughed.
“Why what happened?”
“Like I said I plead the fifth and you’d better not tell her either, Queen.” Jade interjected.
“Toy, you don’t even want to know. Besides, we’re not even going there tonight.”
“Celibacy before the wedding was Tyson’s idea, certainly not mine. It’s been less than a week, but damn it seems like months. That’s why I can’t do this bullshit!” I said as I watched Chocolate Thunder Down Under work the crowd into a feeding frenzy. “I got to go! Y’all call me when this shit is over.” I said as I got up to leave.
“Where are you going?” Queen asked as she tried to stop me.
“The question is how does she plan to get there?” Jade asked as she grabbed my purse. “Now sit down before somebody sees you trying to leave.”
“I’m not going to sit here, salivating over a man, when I know that I’m not going to get any dick for at least twenty four hours. Fuck that! I’ll wait in the limo if I have to.”
“Toy, it’s just a dance. Hell, you’ll be home with your vibrator in a couple of hours. Just look at this as foreplay.” Queen responded.
“Here have another glass of champagne.” Jade said as she poured me a third glass.
“Really, so now I’m supposed to be drunk and horny. I don’t even think so. I’m good. Fine! It’s just a show and my man is just as fine as any of the men here, so what the fuck ever! And you two Baltimore Hookers are supposed to be my friends. Don’t let me get caught up in no stupid shit tonight!” I declared as I sat back down to watch the show.
Jade and Queen simultaneously burst into laughter. “With men that damn fine grinding in my face you’d better make sure I don’t get caught up in no stupid shit.” Jade announced as she waved the dancer over with a twenty dollar bill.
“You got to watch her. She will do it.” Queen said as she took a sip of her champagne. “And why did you invite that man over here? You think you funny. Pay backs a bitch and I’m the Queen.”
“But not to night!” Jade said as she shoved the twenty dollar bill up Queen’s skirt just as the dancer approached. “Watch this Toy!”
“Oh you fuckin Bitch!” Queen giggled as Chocolate Thunder Down Under’s head disappeared between Queen’s thighs in search of his tip. “Jade I’m going to kill you!” Queen squealed as he stayed down there an uncomfortable amount of time.
“Oh my God!” I laughed as I saw the Oh fuck me face spread over Queen’s face as the sexy dancer emer
ged with a big old devious grin.
“Thank you Mye Love!” He winked and blew her a kiss before dancing away.
“Do you know him?” I asked confused.
“Yeah he’s kind of an old friend.” Queen managed as she slowly recovered and returned to reality. “I’m going to get your ass back, Trick,” Queen snorted at Jade.
“What the fuck ever! I told you to hire somebody else. Jade casually said as the next dancer, White Chocolate took the stage.
“Oh looky, looky… Is that White Chocolate? Why yes it is? You remember him don’t you Jade.” Queen teased as she pulled two twenties off the stack.
“Bitch you wouldn’t fuckin dare!” Jade challenged. “I’m not playing Queen!”
“Too late!” She said as White Chocolate quickly danced his way over to earn his tip.
Tall, tanned and as fine as the hair on a neonate’s ass White Chocolate began to grind that perfect body of his in my damn face. “Oh hell no! You two need to fuckin stop playing.” I said as I grabbed the forty dollars from Queen’s hands and shoved them in White Chocolates over stuffed G-string in a futile effort to dismiss him.
“You want to see what you paying for?” His sexy voice asked as he air humped my mouth. Extremely tempted, I decided to pass.
“No, but you can show her.” I said as I pointed to Jade who was trying desperately hard to not even look in his direction. Peeling another twenty off the stack I quickly shoved it into the cleavage of Jade’s blouse. White Chocolate grinned as he quickly left me to retrieve it.
“I’m going to fuck you two up!” Jade screeched as the stripper grind in her lap and motor boated her titties.
I laughed hysterically as Queen offered her a tissue. “Here you’re going to need this.”
Jade said not a word to Queen. She simply took the napkin and calmly folded it in front of her. “That’s okay… I’m going to get you too Toy. You want to team up with Queen? Well that’s quite alright, because your time is quickly approaching. And it’s going to take Mary, Martha and Lazurus to keep your thong on tonight.”
“Whatever… there’s not a Chocolate Drop on the planet fine enough to make me drop my thong.” I giggled as I sipped on my third glass of champagne. Boy was I wrong.
“Ladies coming to the stage next we have a special treat. Hailing from the west coast we have a humungous brutha that simply goes by the name of Chocolate Kisses. Ladies let’s give a warm Baltimore welcome for the Eighth Wonder of the World, Chocolate Kisses!”
The room went completely dark and then as if by magic Chocolate Kisses appeared in the spotlight. Six foot four, built like a damn action figured dressed in a cowboy’s outfit and wearing a black mask this dark hunk of chocolate instantly made every thong in the room soaking wet, including mine. The R&B singer, Guinuwine’s, song Pony thumped loudly and I could no longer feel my heart beat in my chest. Then it suddenly occurred to me that it wasn’t the music at all. My heart had completely stopped. As I watched the extraordinarily sexy Chocolate Kisses perform. Time stood still and I felt like I was experiencing and out of body experience as Ginuwine’s lyrics resonated in my head. Until tonight I never really gave them a fleeting thought. But right at this moment I knew the songwriter penned those lyrics specifically for me.
“I'm just a bachelor, I'm looking for a partner, Someone who knows how to ride, Without even falling off. Gotta be compatible, Takes me to my limits, Girl when I break you off, I promise that you won't want to get off. If you’re horny, Let's do it, Ride it, My Pony, My saddle's waiting, Come and jump on it. If your horny, Let's do it, Ride it, My Pony, My saddle's waiting, Come and jump on it. Sitting here flossing, Peeping your steelo, Just once if I have the chance, The things I will do to you, You and your body, Every single portion, Send chills up and down your spine, Juices flowing down your thigh. If we're gonna get nasty Baby, First we'll show & tell, Till I reach your ponytail, Lurk all over and through you baby, Until I reach your stream, You'll be on my jockey team. If your horny, Let's do it, Ride it, My Pony, My saddle's waiting, Come and jump on it. If your horny, Let's do it, Ride it, My Pony, My saddle's waiting, Come and jump on it.” Guinuwine seductively crooned as the masked, lone rider Chocolate Kisses slowly bumped and grind his way into my damn thong.
“Ah shit! This Mother Fucka is a deal breaker!” I heard my mouth speak without permission. Suddenly it occurred to me, my pussy had taken control of my mouth and was quickly shutting down my brain. One by one every rational thought left as my eyes locked on this incredible man that instantaneously stopped my heart with just a damn glance. Then it hit me, there was something oddly familiar about him. Something intimately familiar! Then I saw the logo tattooed on his arm an L with an intricate heart. “Oh my God! No it can’t be!” I screamed. “Please tell me that, that is not… Oh my God it is! What the fuck did you two do?”
Jade gave Queen a high five as the two enjoyed every damn, fuckin second of Logic’s performance. Yes Logic fuckin Hart, the hundred million dollar man was stripping for fucking dollars! Now I know he wasn’t here for the damn money. I knew exactly why he was here. As our eyes made eye contact a big old sexy grin crept across his face as he rubbed his washboard abs and licked his lips. That’s it! I was officially done!
“You two bitches need to get me the fuck out of here right now!” I snorted.
“No! You two bitches need to talk, fight, fuck or whatever, but just get it over with! I’m tired of being in between the two of you.” Queen retaliated.
I hopelessly looked at Jade for help. “Jade please.”
“Sorry Toy. Queen’s right. This has to end one way or the other tonight.”
“Logic hates me! He’s just here to fuck with me and fuck up my plans to be married tomorrow. Please get me out of here.”
“You don’t even believe that Toy. That damn mans worth over one hundred and fifty million fuckin dollars and he’s up there shaking his dick for singles. Just so he can talk to you. He’s in love with you and you know it Toy!” Queen insisted.
“I thought it was a hundred million. Google said it was one hundred million.” I mumbled dumfounded.
“Fuck Google, my husband’s his agent and I know his exact net worth and it’s well over a hundred and fifty mil.” Jade responded. “He loves you and you love him! So sit your little ass back down. This ends tonight!”
Chocolate Kisses gave the women there money’s worth before working his way over to me. Without a word he extended his hand for me to follow him to the stage. I didn’t hesitate. As my hand locked in his I felt my heart beat again and I realized that it was beating in unison with his. It was undeniable; this man was my soul mate. William Branford Tyson was my very best friend on this planet and I loved him immensely, but Logic Hart was my soul mate and I knew instantly that I’d never be completely happy without him.
A chair had been placed in the spotlight for me as Logic gyrated like a pro. His smile was contagious and I couldn’t help but to smile as he danced for my affection. It took all resolve I had to stop me from blowing him right there in front of everyone. It must have been written all over my damn face because Logic read it instantly. The devious grin on his face assured me that that was definitely an option.
Pulling me out of the chair he pulled me into his arms to the cheers of the women and started to grind his hardness against my round ass. Hooking my arm around his neck I shamelessly grind back on him grind for grind and hump for hump. The women went even crazier simply imagining that they could possibly be next. Sorry, not tonight tricks. Tonight his chocolate kisses are all mine!
“Meet me in my suite in fifteen minutes.” Logic whispered in my ear as we continued to literally fuck fully clothed on stage.
“Where?” I mumbled as he spun me around to face him for a response as he leaned back and gyrated on me hard. Naturally enjoying every second of it the crowd screamed louder, but Logic heard me.
“Take the elevator one floor down. The elevator will open into my suite.” He replied as he buried his fa
ce in my full breast.
“Okay.” I moaned just before he bent me over and commenced to do work and drive every woman in there within a cunt lick of a full blown raging orgasm.
Chapter 29
Twenty minutes later I found myself where I thought I’d never be again, alone in a hotel suite with Logic. Fully clothed, Logic nervously nursed a Corona beer as the elevator door opened into the Bridal Suite of the hotel. Yeah I know, how ironic? Now I know I should have taken that elevator to the lobby, hailed a cab and taken my ass back to DC, but I just couldn’t. Queen and Jade were right. This had to end one way or another, tonight.
Logic rose from the sofa to greet me. Unable to force my wobbly legs to move out of the foyer I remained there as he cautiously walked over to meet me. “Damn you look good, Toy.”
I didn’t respond as he visually undressed me with those haunting big brown eyes of his.
“I see the cat still has your tongue.” He chuckled as he grew close enough to me that I could feel the heat from his body. Super Nova hot the mere closeness of this man began to melt my body like cheap ass candle wax.
“That’s okay. This will just make it easier for me. Don’t say anything. Just be quiet, listen and let me talk.”
My eyes met his. I couldn’t withstand his sensual glare. It unnerved me, frightened me yet held me captive all at the same time. His charisma was hypnotic and I knew nothing would stop me from fucking him tonight. Well, nothing short of a well deserved ass whipping that is.
“You hurt me. You know that right?” He asked as he tilted my chin with one finger forcing me to look at him. I didn’t respond. I tried to turn my face from him but he just turned it back. “Don’t you?”
“Logic I…”
“I said listen and don’t speak.”
Confused I protested, “But you asked me a question.”
“Then nod yes or shake your head no. I told you not to speak. Besides Toy, you couldn’t possibly have an explanation for the bullshit you put me through. Could you?” he asked as his eyes dared my ass to speak.
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