by Roald Dahl
We finished our drinks and we both tried to pay the bill, so we tossed for it and I won. It came to sixteen dollars and twenty-five cents. He gave the waiter a two-dollar tip.
We got up and walked around the tables and over to the door.
‘Taxi,’ he said.
‘Yes, must have a taxi.’
There wasn’t a doorman. We stood out on the kerb waiting for a taxi to come along and he said, ‘This is a good town.’
‘Wonderful town,’ I said. I felt fine. It was dark outside, but there were a few street-lamps, and we could see the cars going by and the people walking on the other side of the street. There was a thin, quiet drizzle falling, and the wetness on the black street shone yellow under the lights of the cars and under the street-lamps. The tyres of the cars hissed on the wet surface.
‘Let’s go to a place which has lots of whisky,’ he said. ‘Lots of whisky and a man with egg on his beard serving it.’
‘Fine.’
‘Somewhere where there are no other people but just us and the man with egg on his beard. Either that.’
‘Yes,’ I said. ‘Either that or what?’
‘Or a place with a hundred thousand people in it.’
‘Yes,’ I said. ‘O.K.’
We stood there waiting and we could see the lights of the cars as they came round the bend over to the left, coming towards us with the tyres swishing on the wet surface and going past us up the road to the bridge which goes over the river. We could see the drizzle falling through the beams of their headlights and we stood there waiting for a taxi.
Acknowledgements
My sincere thanks to The Saturday Evening Post, Tomorrow, Harper’s Magazine, Ladies’ Home Journal, and Town and Country, in which some of these stories have previously been published.
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First published in the United States of America by Reynal & Hitchcock 1946
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This marvellous charity helps thousands of children each year living with serious conditions of the blood and the brain – causes important to Roald Dahl in his lifetime – whether by providing nurses, equipment or toys for today’s children in the UK, or helping tomorrow’s children everywhere through pioneering research.
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