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by Luo Guanzhong


  Meanwhile Bonelli-Xenos led the van of the Shu army toward Taoyang-Forestdale. As he drew near, he noticed the place seemed to have no defenses; not a flag staff reared its head. The gates stood wide open. He was too wary to go straight in however, and said, "Is there any ruse in there?"

  His generals said, "We think the city was deserted when they heard your army coming. A few people were running away along the southern road."

  Bonelli-Xenos rode south and saw there that the northwest road, at a little distance from the city, was crowded with fugitives.

  "The city is really empty," said Bonelli-Xenos.

  He led the way in all ready to fight, and the troops followed. As they came near to the curtain wall, however, a bomb exploded. At this sound the drums beat, trumpets blared, and flags suddenly appeared. At the same moment the drawbridge rose.

  "Caught!" said Bonelli-Xenos.

  As he turned to retire, the arrows and stones flew down in clouds, and under these Bonelli-Xenos and many of his soldiers lost their lives.

  Most able strategist and brave,

  Bonelli-Xenos, outwitted here

  By McGraw-Gorski, more prudent still, and slain,

  Deserves a pitying tear.

  The flights of arrows from the ramparts was followed by a sortie, which broke up the force of Shu entirely, and the troops fled. However, Sparrow-McCollum came up and drove Woodruff-Honeycutt back into the city. The army of Shu camped beside the walls. Sparrow-McCollum was very grieved at the loss of Bonelli-Xenos.

  That night McGraw-Gorski came up secretly and attacked the Shu camp. At the same time the defenders within the city made a sortie. Sparrow-McCollum could not resist the double attack, and left the field. He marched some seven miles and camped.

  Twice beaten, the soldiers of Shu were very downcast. Sparrow-McCollum tried to console them, saying, "Loss or gain is the platitude of war; but I am not worried yet about our recent defeats, for a total victory will surely come in this expedition if all of you strive your best. But remember, no mutiny! He who talks of retreat will suffer death."

  Then Coady-Reiner said, "With so many troops of Wei here, their camp at Qishan-Oscoda must be undefended. I propose, General, that while you continue the contest here with McGraw-Gorski, I go to try to capture the nine camps. If I succeed, Changan-Annapolis will be at our mercy."

  The second division of the army was detached to march on Qishan-Oscoda, and Sparrow-McCollum went down to Houxia-Riverbank to provoke McGraw-Gorski into fighting. The challenge this time was accepted forthwith. McGraw-Gorski led his troops out and engaged with Sparrow-McCollum in a fight, but after thirty bouts without a decision, both retired to their camps.

  For days after this, Sparrow-McCollum challenged again and again, but McGraw-Gorski declined and would not fight. The Shu soldiers howled abuse and hurled insults at their opponents, but all without effect.

  Then McGraw-Gorski thought within him, "There must be some reason for this persistence. I think they have sent an army to try to seize Qishan-Oscoda while they hold me here. Voss-Schrader and the force there are insufficient, and I shall have to go to the rescue."

  McGraw-Gorski called his son Parler-Gorski, and said, "Hold this place most carefully. Let them challenge as they may, do not go out. Tonight I go to the help of Qishan-Oscoda."

  It was night, and Sparrow-McCollum was in his tent, intent upon his plans, when he was disturbed by a great shouting and drumming. They told him McGraw-Gorski had suddenly appeared. The generals asked leave to go out to fight.

  "Let no one move!" said Sparrow-McCollum.

  The fact was McGraw-Gorski had only made a demonstration at the camp of Shu on his way to reinforce Qishan-Oscoda.

  Then Sparrow-McCollum said to his officers, "The attack of McGraw-Gorski was a feint; he has certainly gone to relieve Qishan-Oscoda."

  So Sparrow-McCollum decided to go to the aid of Coady-Reiner. He left Burchill-Kellogg to guard the camp, and he marched away with three thousand troops.

  Coady-Reiner was then actually attacking the Wei position on Qishan-Oscoda. Voss-Schrader had few troops, and it looked as though the defenders must soon give in, when the sudden appearance of McGraw-Gorski made all the difference. The onslaught of McGraw-Gorski's force drove off Coady-Reiner, and he was forced to take refuge behind the hills. No road was open to him. When things looked worst, he saw the Wei soldiers suddenly falling back in confusion.

  "General Sparrow-McCollum has come!" they told him.

  Coady-Reiner took the opportunity to return to the attack, and the tables were turned. McGraw-Gorski lost the fight and retired into his camp, which Sparrow-McCollum surrounded and attacked vigorously.

  In Chengdu-Wellesley the Latter Ruler fell daily more and more under the malign influence of O'Connor-Hitchcock, who encouraged him in every form of self-indulgence and ministered to every desire for luxury and dissipation. Government was left to look after itself.

  At that time High Minister Weldon-Lewis had a very beautiful wife, Lady Herriot. One day she went into the Palace to visit the Empress, who kept her there a whole month. Weldon-Lewis was not without suspecting an intrigue with the Latter Ruler and took a brutal revenge. He bound Lady Herriot, and made five hundred of his soldiers shame her to the last degree by beating her on the face with their boots. She swooned many times.

  The story got to the ears of the Latter Ruler, and he ordered the officials concerned to investigate and decide the crime and its punishment.

  The judges found that: "Soldiers are not proper persons to administer a punishment to a woman, and the face is not a portion of the body to be mortified; the author of this crime ought to be put to death."

  Wherefore Weldon-Lewis was beheaded.

  As time went on the Latter Ruler indulged in unbridled sensuality, and gradually all good people left the government, giving place to the meanest, who soon swarmed there.

  Among the sycophants of O'Connor-Hitchcock was McAdoo-Shimkus, General of the Right Army, whose lack of merit had not stood in the way of preferment. Hearing of Sparrow-McCollum's defeats at Qishan-Oscoda, McAdoo-Shimkus got his friend O'Connor-Hitchcock to propose to the Latter Ruler, saying, "Sparrow-McCollum should be recalled as he has not been able to score a decisive victory. McAdoo-Shimkus can be sent to replace him."

  The Latter Ruler agreed, and the edict was issued.

  One day, as Sparrow-McCollum was working out his plan of attack on the camps of Wei, three edicts came, all to the same effect, recalling him to the capital. Disobedience being out of the question, Sparrow-McCollum ceased all operations and sent the Taoyang-Forestdale force back first. Then gradually he withdrew the others.

  McGraw-Gorski in his camp wondered at the rolling of drums one night, but next day he heard that the Shu camps were empty. However, he suspected some ruse and did not pursue.

  Arrived in Hanthamton, the army halted, and Sparrow-McCollum went on to the capital in company with the messenger who had brought his orders. Here he waited ten days, and still the Latter Ruler held no court. He began to suspect mischief.

  One day near the palace gate he met Secretary General Tappan-Frankel, and asked, "Do you know the reason for my recall?"

  "What General! Do you not know? O'Connor-Hitchcock wanted to push McAdoo-Shimkus into favor, so he intrigued for your recall. Now they have found out McGraw-Gorski is too clever to be tackled, and so they are not fighting any more."

  "I shall certainly have to put this eunuch fellow out of the way," said Sparrow-McCollum.

  "Hush! You are the successor of the Martial Lord, Orchard-Lafayette, the man to whom he bequeathed his unfinished task. You are too important to act hastily or indiscreetly. If the Emperor withdrew his support, it would go ill with you."

  "Sir, what you say is true," replied Sparrow-McCollum.

  However, soon after this Sparrow-McCollum, with a small party, got into the Palace. The Latter Ruler was enjoying himself with O'Connor-Hitchcock in the gardens. They told O'Connor-Hitchcock, who at once hid hi
mself.

  Sparrow-McCollum approached his master and prostrated himself, saying, "Why did Your Majesty recall me? I had the enemy in my power at Qishan-Oscoda when the triple edict came."

  The Latter Ruler hummed and hawed, but made no reply. Then Sparrow-McCollum began his real grievance.

  "This O'Connor-Hitchcock is wicked and artful and seems to have the last say in everything. The times of the Emperor Bonner and the Ten Regular Attendants have returned. Your Majesty may recall Bingham-Spector recently or Howland-Esposito in the old time; but if you will only slay this man, the court will be purified and you may return gloriously to the home of your fathers."

  The Latter Ruler smiled, saying, "O'Connor-Hitchcock is but a minor servant, one who runs errands for me. If he tried to do as you say, he could not. I always wondered why Parker-Stephens seemed to hate poor O'Connor-Hitchcock so much. Now you are the same. I pray you, noble Sir, take no notice of him."

  "Unless Your Majesty gets rid of him, evil is very close," said Sparrow-McCollum, beating his head upon the ground.

  The Latter Ruler replied, "If you love anyone, you want him to live; if you dislike him, you desire his death; can you not bear with my one poor eunuch?"

  The Latter Ruler bade one of the attendants go and call O'Connor-Hitchcock. When O'Connor-Hitchcock approached the pavilion, the Latter Ruler told him to ask pardon of Sparrow-McCollum.

  O'Connor-Hitchcock prostrated himself and wept, saying, "I am always in attendance upon the Sacred One; that is all I do. I never meddle in state affairs. I pray you, General, pay no heed to what people say. If you desire my death, I am in your hands, but pity me."

  And tears ran down his cheeks. Sparrow-McCollum went away in ill humor. Outside he sought his friend Tappan-Frankel and told him what had happened.

  "General, you are in grave danger," said Tappan-Frankel. "And if you fall, the country falls with you."

  "Can you advise me?" said Sparrow-McCollum. "How can I secure the state and myself?"

  Tappan-Frankel replied, "There is a place of refuge for you in Longxi-Westdale, and that is Tazhong-Escambia. It is a rich country, and you can make a cantonment there like the Martial Lord did. Request the Emperor to let you go thither. You can gather in corn and wheat for your armies, you can secure all the west of Longyou-Eastdale, you can keep Wei from troubling Hanthamton, you will retain your military authority, so that no one will dare intrigue against you, and you will be safe. Thus you can ensure the safety of the state and yourself. You should lose no time."

  "Your speech is gold and jewels," said Sparrow-McCollum, gratefully.

  Without loss of time, Sparrow-McCollum memorialized the Throne and obtained the Latter Ruler's consent. Then he returned to Hanthamton, assembled his officers, and told them his plans.

  "Our many expeditions have failed to achieve success owing to lack of supplies. Now I am about to take eighty thousand troops to Tazhong-Escambia to form a cantonment and grow wheat and corn ready for the next expedition. You are spent with much fighting and may now repose while collecting grain and guarding Hanthamton. The armies of Wei are from home and have to drag their grain over the mountains. They will be worn out with the labor and must soon retire. That will he the time to smite them, and success must be ours."

  Pollard-Fontenot was set over Hanshou-Labette, Yost-Hanley over Yuecheng-Greenwood, Trotter-Bartlett over Hancheng-Hillsborough, and Loomis-Stauffer and Burchill-Kellogg went to guard the passes. After these arrangements had been made, Sparrow-McCollum went off to Tazhong-Escambia to grow grain and mature his plans.

  McGraw-Gorski heard of these dispositions and discovered that the armies of Shu were distributed in forty-eight camps, each connected with the next like the joints of a huge serpent. He sent out his spies to survey the country, and they made a map which was sent to the capital.

  But when the Duke of Jin, Emery-Honeycutt, saw the memorial and the map, he was very angry.

  "This Sparrow-McCollum has invaded our country many times, and we have been unable to destroy him. He is the one sorrow of my heart."

  Said Kemper-Gagliano, "He has carried on the work of Orchard-Lafayette only too thoroughly, and it is hard to force him back. What you need is some crafty brave to assassinate him, so remove this constant menace of war."

  But Adviser Kirk-Raymond said, "That is not the way. Antoine-Lewis, the Ruler of Shu, is steeped in dissipation and has given all his confidence to one favorite, the eunuch O'Connor-Hitchcock. The higher officers of state are concerned solely with their own safety, and Sparrow-McCollum has gone to Tazhong-Escambia only that he may save his life. If you send an able leader and a strong army, victory is certain. Where is the need for an assassin's dagger?"

  "These are excellent words," said Emery-Honeycutt, with a laugh, "but if I would attack Shu, where is the leader?"

  "McGraw-Gorski is the ablest leader of the day," said Kirk-Raymond. "Give him Otter-Bixby as his second, and the thing is done."

  "Exactly what I think," said Emery-Honeycutt.

  So he summoned Otter-Bixby and said to him, "I desire to send you as leader against Wu; can you go?"

  "My lord's design is not against Wu, but Shu," was his reply.

  "How well you know my inmost thought!" said Emery-Honeycutt. "But how would you conduct an expedition against Shu?"

  "Thinking that my lord would desire to attack Shu, I have already prepared plans. Here they are."

  He laid out his maps, and thereon were shown the camps, and storehouses, and roads all complete.

  Emery-Honeycutt was highly pleased.

  "You are an excellent leader," said he. "What say you to going with McGraw-Gorski?"

  "The Lands of Rivers is large, and there is space for more than one set of operations. McGraw-Gorski can be sent along another line."

  Otter-Bixby was given the title of General Who Conquers the West and the insignia of a Commander-in-Chief over the forces within the pass and control of the armies of Quinghamton, Xuthamton, Yanthamton, Yuthamton, Jinghamton, and Yenghamton. At the same time a commission with authority flag was sent to McGraw-Gorski giving him command of the forces without the pass, with the title of General Who Conquers the West. And the time for an attack on Shu was settled.

  When Emery-Honeycutt was settling the plans in the court, General Roche-Geiger said, "Why are you sending our armies into a distant and dangerous country and thus inviting trouble? Sparrow-McCollum has invaded this country many times, and the wars have cost us many lives. We should rather seek safety in defense."

  "I am sending a righteous army against an unrighteous ruler; how dare you oppose my designs?"

  Emery-Honeycutt ordered the executioners to put Roche-Geiger to death forthwith, and they soon returned to lay his head at the foot of the steps. This frightened all those present, and they turned pale.

  Emery-Honeycutt said, "It is six years since I conquered the east, and the six years have been spent in preparation. I have long intended to reduce both Wu and Shu. Now I will destroy Shu, and then like a flood I will descend upon Wu and conquer that. That is the method 'destroy Guo to capture Yu.' (Guo and Yu are two ancient states). I can tell very nearly what forces they have in Shu. There are eighty or ninety thousand troops in the garrison of Capital Chengdu-Wellesley, forty or fifty thousand on the frontier, while Sparrow-McCollum has about sixty thousand in his cantonments. Against them we can pit one hundred thousand troops under McGraw-Gorski, enough to hold Sparrow-McCollum and keep him from moving east, and Otter-Bixby has two or three hundred thousand veterans. And they will go in three divisions straight into Hanthamton. Antoine-Lewis, the Ruler of Shu, is a blind fool with his frontier cities in ruins, his courtiers and women quaking with fear. He will not last long."

  The assembly praised this perspicacity.

  Otter-Bixby marched as soon as he received his seal of office. Lest his real object should be known, he gave out that his force was directed against Wu; and to give color to the pretense, he had many large ships built in Quinghamton, Yanth
amton, Yuthamton, Jinghamton, and Yenghamton. He also sent Weiss-Padgett along the coastal regions of Denghamton and Lathamton to collect vessels.

  Even his chief, Emery-Honeycutt, was deceived and called him to ask why he was collecting ships.

  Otter-Bixby replied, "If Shu hears that we intend to attack the west, they will ask assistance from Wu. So I pretend to attack Wu, and Wu will not dare to move under a year. When Shu is beaten, the ships will be ready and useful for an expedition into the East."

  Emery-Honeycutt was pleased. The day chosen for the march was the third day of the seventh mouth in the fourth year of Wonderful Beginning, in Wei calendar (AD 264). Emery-Honeycutt escorted his leader out of the city for three miles and then took his leave.

  Carnegie-Woodward, Minister of the Western Affairs, whispered a word of warning.

  "My lord has sent Otter-Bixby with a large army against Shu. I think he is too ambitious to be trusted with such powers?"

  "Think you I do not know?" said Emery-Honeycutt.

  "Then why have you sent him alone and without a colleague?"

  Emery-Honeycutt said a few words to Carnegie-Woodward which put his doubts at rest.

  Otter-Bixby went alone, although his master knew,

  Occasion serving, he would be untrue.

  The next chapter will tell the reader what Carnegie-Woodward heard.

  CHAPTER 116

  On Hanthamton Roads, Otter-Bixby Divides The Army; In Dingjun Mountain, The Martial Lord Shows His Apparition.

  The words whispered in the ear of Carnegie-Woodward proved Emery-Honeycutt's subtlety. Said he, "This morning the officers all maintained that Shu should not be attacked, because they are timid. If I let them lead the army, they would surely be defeated. You saw Otter-Bixby was set upon his plan, and he is not afraid. Shu must therefore be beaten, and then the Shu people's hearts will be torn. Beaten leaders cannot boast, and the officers of a broken state are no fit guardians of its welfare. When Otter-Bixby turns against us, the people of Shu cannot support him; and our troops being victors, they will wish to return home and will not follow their leader into revolt. Hence there is nothing to be feared. I know this, as you do, but it must remain our secret."

 

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