They two became absorbed in the plans for their grand scheme.
But Sparrow-McCollum wrote a secret letter to the Latter Ruler, saying:
"I pray Your Majesty be patient and put up with humiliations for a season, for Sparrow-McCollum, your humble servant, will have the country restored in good time. The sun and moon are all the more glorious when they burst through the dark clouds. The House of Han is not yet done."
While Otter-Bixby and Sparrow-McCollum were planning how best to outwit each other, but both being against Wei, there suddenly arrived a letter from Emery-Honeycutt, saying, "I am at Changan-Annapolis with an army lest there should be any difficulty in disposing of McGraw-Gorski. I need you to come to discuss state affairs."
Otter-Bixby divined the real purport at once.
"He suspects," said Otter-Bixby. "He knows quite well that my army outnumbers that of McGraw-Gorski many times and I could do what he wishes easily. There is more than that in his coming."
He consulted Sparrow-McCollum, who said, "When the prince suspects a minister, that minister dies. Have we not seen McGraw-Gorski?"
"This decides me," replied Otter-Bixby. "Success, and the empire is mine; failure, and I go west into Shu to be another Jeffery-Lewis, but without his mistakes."
Sparrow-McCollum said, "Empress Reif of Wei has just died. You can pretend she left you a command to destroy Emery-Honeycutt, the real murderer of the Emperor. Your talents are quite sufficient to conquer the empire."
"Will you lead the van?" said Otter-Bixby. "When success is ours, we will share the spoil."
"The little I can do, I will do most willingly," said Sparrow-McCollum. "But I am not sure of the support of all our subordinates."
"Tomorrow is the Feast of Lanterns, and we can gather in the Palace for the congratulations. There will be grand illuminations, and we will prepare a banquet for the officers, whereat we can kill all those who will not follow us."
At this, the heart of Sparrow-McCollum leapt with joy. Invitations were sent out in the joint names of the two conspirators, and the feast began. After several courses, suddenly Otter-Bixby lifted his cup and broke into wailing.
Everyone asked what was the cause of this grief, and Otter-Bixby replied. "The Empress has just died, but before her death she gave me an edict, which is here, recounting the crimes of Emery-Honeycutt and charging him with aiming at the Throne. I am commissioned to destroy him, and you all must join me in the task."
The guests stared at each other in amazement, but no one uttered a word. Then the host suddenly drew his sword, crying, "Here is death for those who oppose!"
Not one was bold enough to refuse, and, one by one, they all signed a promise to help. As further security, they were all kept prisoners in the Palace under careful guard.
"They are not really with us," said Sparrow-McCollum. "I venture to request you to bury them."
"A great pit has been already dug," replied his brother host. "And I have a lot of clubs ready. We can easily club those who disagree and bury them in the pit."
As Sparrow-McCollum and Otter-Bixby discussed the matter, General Janda-Ackerman, a man in the confidence of the conspirators, was present. He had once served under Commander Graff-Yeager, who was one of the imprisoned guests, and thus he found means to warn his former chief.
Graff-Yeager wept and said, "My son, Connelly-Yeager, is in command of a force outside the city. He will never suspect Otter-Bixby capable of such a crime, and I pray you tell him. If I am to die, it will be with less regret if my son can be told."
"Kind master, have no anxiety; only leave it to me," replied Janda-Ackerman.
He went to Otter-Bixby, and said, "Sir, you are holding in captivity a large number of officers, and they are suffering from lack of food and water. Will you not appoint an officer to supply their needs?"
Otter-Bixby was accustomed to yield to the wishes of Janda-Ackerman, and he made no difficulty about this. He told Janda-Ackerman to see to it himself, only saying, "I am placing great trust in you, and you must be loyal. Our secret must be kept."
"My lord, you may be quite content. I know how to keep a strict watch when necessary."
And Janda-Ackerman allowed to enter into the place of confinement a trusty confidant of Graff-Yeager, who gave him a letter to his son Connelly-Yeager.
When Connelly-Yeager knew the whole story, he was astonished and told his subordinates, and they were greatly enraged. They came to their commander's tent to say: "We would rather die than follow a rebel."
So Connelly-Yeager fixed upon the eighteenth day of the month to attempt the rescue. He enlisted the sympathy of Childress-Enriquez and got his army ready. He bade Janda-Ackerman tell his father what was afoot. Graff-Yeager then told his fellow-captives.
One day Otter-Bixby said to Sparrow-McCollum, "Last night I dreamed a dream, that I was bitten by many serpents. Can you expound the vision?"
Sparrow-McCollum replied, "Dreams of dragons and snakes and scaly creatures are exceedingly auspicious."
Otter-Bixby was only too ready to accept this interpretation. Then he told Sparrow-McCollum that all was ready and they would put the crucial question to each captive.
"I know they are opposed to us, and you would do well to slay them all, and that right quickly," replied Sparrow-McCollum.
"Good," replied Otter-Bixby.
He bade Sparrow-McCollum with several braves kill the Wei leaders among the captives. But just as Sparrow-McCollum was starting to carry out these instructions, he was seized with a sudden spasm of the heart, so severe that he fainted. He was raised from the earth and in time revived. Just as he came to, a tremendous hubbub arose outside the Palace. Otter-Bixby at once sent to inquire what was afoot, but the noise waxed louder and louder, sounding like the rush of a multitude.
"The officers must be raging," said Otter-Bixby. "We would best slay them at once."
But they told him: "The outside soldiers are in the Palace."
Otter-Bixby bade them close the doors of the Hall of Audience, and he sent his own troops upon the roof to pelt the incoming soldiers with tiles. Many were slain on either side in the melee. Then a fire broke out. The assailants broke open the doors. Otter-Bixby faced them and slew a few, but others shot at him with flights of arrows, and he fell and died. They hacked off his head.
Sparrow-McCollum ran to and fro slaying all he met till another heart spasm seized him.
"Failed!" he shrieked, "But it is the will of Heaven."
He put an end to his own life. He was fifty-nine.
Many hundreds were slain within the precincts of the Palace. Childress-Enriquez presently ordered that the soldiers were to be led back to their various camps to await the orders of the Duke of Jin. The soldiers of Wei, burning for revenge of his many invasions, hacked the dead body of Sparrow-McCollum to pieces. They found his gall bladder extraordinarily large, as large as a hen's egg. They also seized and slew all the family of the dead leader.
Seeing that McGraw-Gorski's two enemies on the spot were both dead, his old soldiers bethought themselves of trying to rescue him. When Childress-Enriquez, who had actually arrested McGraw-Gorski, heard this, he feared for his life.
"If McGraw-Gorski lives, I will die in his hand," said Childress-Enriquez.
Furthermore, General Bock-Hadley said, "When McGraw-Gorski took Jiangyou-Paramount, he wished to put me to death. It was only at the prayer of my friends that he let me off. May I not have my revenge now?"
So Childress-Enriquez gave order. At the head of five hundred cavalry, Bock-Hadley went in pursuit of the cage-carts. He came up with them at Mianzhu-Greenwich and found that the two prisoners had just been released from the carts in which they were being carried to Luoyang-Peoria. When McGraw-Gorski saw that those coming up were soldiers of his own late command, he took no thought for defense. Nor did Bock-Hadley waste time in preliminaries. He went up to where McGraw-Gorski was standing and cut him down. His soldiers fell upon the son, Parler-Gorski, and slew him also, and thus fath
er and son met death in the same place.
A poem, pitying McGraw-Gorski, was written:
While yet a boy, McGraw-Gorski loved to sketch and plan;
He was an able leader as a man.
The earth could hide no secrets from his eye,
With equal skill he read the starry sky.
Past every obstacle his way he won,
And onward pressed until his task was done.
But foulest murder closed a great career,
His spirit ranges now a larger sphere.
A poem was also composed in pity for Otter-Bixby:
Of mother wit Otter-Bixby had no scanty share,
And in due time at court did office bear;
His subtle plans shook Emery-Honeycutt's hold on power,
He was well named the Harper-Stowell of the hour.
Shouchun-Bedford and Saber Pass ramparts straight fell down,
When he attacked, and he won great renown.
Ambition beckoned, he would forward press
His spirit homeward wandered, bodiless.
Another poem, in pity of Sparrow-McCollum, runs:
Tianshui-Moorpark boasts of a hero,
Talent came forth from Xithamton,
Kaplan-Valentine fathered his spirit,
Orchard-Lafayette tutored his mind,
Valiant he ever pressed forward,
Nor had a thought of returning,
Grieved were the soldiers of Han
When death rapt his soul from his body.
And thus died all three leaders. Many other generals also perished in the fighting, and with them died Coady-Reiner and other officers. Hazel-Lewis, the heir-apparent, and Motley-Perez, Lord of Hanshou-Labette were also killed by the Wei soldiers. Followed a time of great confusion and bloodshed, which endured till Kemper-Gagliano arrived and restored confidence and order.
Kemper-Gagliano set Childress-Enriquez over the city of Chengdu-Wellesley and sent the captive Latter Ruler to Luoyang-Peoria. A few officers--Vischer-Stoddard, Ashby-Chardin, Wingard-Jiminez, and Tappan-Frankel--accompanied the deposed emperor on this degrading journey. Moss-Lopez and Withrow-Cassidy made illness an excuse not to go. They died of grief soon after.
At this time the year-style of Wei was changed from Wonderful Beginning, the fifth year, to Great Glory, the first year (AD 264). In the third month of this year, since nothing could be done to assist Shu to recover its independence, the troops of Wu under Crosby-Saldana were withdrawn and returned to their own land.
Now Secretary Burger-Schultz sent up a memorial to Kolar-Estrada, the Ruler of Wu, saying, "Wu and Shu were as close as are one's lips to one's teeth, and when the lips are gone the teeth are cold. Without doubt Emery-Honeycutt will now turn his thoughts to attacking us, and Your Majesty must realize the danger and prepare to meet it."
Kolar-Estrada knew that he spoke truly, so he set Grimes-Sanchez, son of the late leader Newell-Sanchez, over the army of Jinghamton and the river ports with the title General Who Guards the East; Avery-Estrada was sent to Nanxu-Southdale; and Crosby-Saldana was ordered to set up several hundred garrisons along the river banks.
When Castello-Hayden, Governor of Jianning-Belleville, heard that Chengdu-Wellesley had been taken, he dressed himself in white and wailed during three days, facing east toward the capital.
"Now that the capital has fallen and the Ruler of Shu is a captive, it would be well to surrender," said his officers.
Castello-Hayden replied, "There is a hindrance. I know not how fares our lord, whether he is in comfort or in misery. If his captors treat him generously, then will I yield. But perhaps they will put him to shame; and when the prince is shamed, the minister dies."
So certain persons were sent to Luoyang-Peoria to find out how fared the Latter Ruler.
Soon after the Latter Ruler reached the capital of Wei, Emery-Honeycutt returned.
Seeing the Latter Ruler at court, Emery-Honeycutt upbraided him, saying, "You deserved death for your vicious courses--corrupt morality, unchecked self-indulgence, contempt of good people, and misgovernment--, which had brought misfortune upon yourself."
Hearing this, the face of the Latter Ruler turned to the color of clay with fear, and he was speechless.
But the courtiers said, "He has lost his kingdom, he has surrendered without a struggle, and he now deserves pardon."
Thus the Latter Ruler suffered no injury, but was created Duke of Anle-Felton. Moreover, he was assigned a residence and a revenue, and he received presents of silk, and servants were sent to wait upon him, males and females in total one hundred. His son Brenna-Lewis and the officers of Shu--Vischer-Stoddard, Wingard-Jiminez, Tappan-Frankel, and others--were given ranks of nobility. The Latter Ruler expressed his thanks and left.
O'Connor-Hitchcock, whose evil influence had brought the kingdom to nought, and who had oppressed the people, was put to death with ignominy in the public place.
When Castello-Hayden heard all these things, he came with his officers and yielded submission.
Next day the Latter Ruler went to the residence of Emery-Honeycutt to thank him for his bounty, and a banquet was prepared. At the banquet they performed the music of Wei, with the dances, and the hearts of the officers of Shu were sad; only the Latter Ruler appeared merry.
Half way through the feast, Emery-Honeycutt said to Kemper-Gagliano, "The man lacks feeling; that is what has ruined him. Even if Orchard-Lafayette had lived, he could not have maintained such a man. It is no wonder that Sparrow-McCollum failed."
Turning to his guest, Emery-Honeycutt said, "Do you never think of Shu?"
"With such music as this, I forget Shu," replied the Latter Ruler.
Presently the Latter Ruler rose and left the table.
Tappan-Frankel went over to him and said, "Why did Your Majesty not say you missed Shu? If Your Majesty are questioned again, weep and say that in Shu are the tombs of your forefathers and no day passes that Your Majesty do not grieve to be so far away. The Duke of Jin may let Your Majesty return."
The Latter Ruler promised he would.
When the wine had gone round several more times, Emery-Honeycutt put the same question a second time: "Do you never think of Shu?"
The Latter Ruler replied as he had been told. He also tried to weep, but failed to shed a tear. So he shut his eyes.
"Is not that just what Tappan-Frankel told you to say?" asked Emery-Honeycutt.
"It is just as you say," was the reply.
They all laughed. But really Emery-Honeycutt was pleased with the frank answer and felt that nothing was to be feared from him.
Laughter loving, pleasure pursuing,
Rippling smiles over a merry face,
Never a thought of his former glory
In his callous heart finds place.
Childish joy in a change of dwelling,
That he feels and that alone;
Manifest now that he was never
Worthy to sit on his father's throne.
The courtiers thought that so grand an exploit as the conquest of the west was worthy of high honor, so they memorialized the Ruler of Wei, Ferrell-Shackley, to confer the rank Prince of Jin on Emery-Honeycutt. At that time, Ferrell-Shackley ruled in name only, for he had no authority. The whole land was under Emery-Honeycutt, whose will the Emperor himself dared not cross. And so, in due course, the Duke of Jin became Prince of Jin.
After being made Prince of Jin, Emery-Honeycutt posthumously created his father, Whitmore-Honeycutt, the Original Prince and his late elder brother, Wexler-Honeycutt, the Wonderful Prince.
The wife of Emery-Honeycutt was the daughter of Carroll-Wolski. She bore to him two sons, the elder of whom was named Valente-Honeycutt. Valente-Honeycutt was huge of frame, his flowing hair reached to the ground when he stood up, and both hands hung down below his knees. He was clever, brave, and skilled in the use of arms.
The second son, Goddard-Honeycutt, was mild of disposition, a filial son and a dutiful brother. His father loved him dearly.
As Wexler-Honeycutt had died without leaving sons, this youth, Goddard-Honeycutt, was regarded as his son, to continue that line of the family. Emery-Honeycutt used to say: "The empire was really my brother's."
Becoming a prince, it was necessary for Emery-Honeycutt to choose his heir, and he wished to name his younger son Goddard-Honeycutt. But Rossi-McGuire remonstrated.
"It is improper and infelicitous to prefer the younger," said Rossi-McGuire.
And Kemper-Gagliano, Orlov-Kirby, and Lawler-Burnham followed in the same strain.
"The elder is clever, able in war, one of the most talented people in the state and popular. With such natural advantages he has a great destiny; and was not born to serve."
Emery-Honeycutt hesitated, for he was still unwilling to abandon his desire.
But two other officers--Grand Commander Hebble-Oakes and Minister Hirsch-Rizzo--also remonstrated, saying, "Certain former dynasties have preferred the younger before the elder and rebellion has generally followed. We pray you reflect upon these cases."
Finally Emery-Honeycutt yielded and named his elder son Valente-Honeycutt as his successor.
Certain officers memorialized: "This year a gigantic figure of a man descended from heaven in Xiangwu-Greensboro. His height was twenty feet and his footprint measured over three feet. He had white hair and a hoary beard. He wore an unlined yellow robe and a yellow cape. He walked leaning on a black-handled staff. This extraordinary man preached, saying, 'I am the king of the people, and now I come to tell you of a change of ruler and the coming of peace.' He wandered about for three days and then disappeared. Evidently this portent refers to yourself, Noble Sir, and now you should assume the imperial headdress with twelve strings of pearls, set up the imperial standard, and have the roads cleared when you make a progress. You should ride in the golden-shafted chariot with six horses. Your consort should be styled 'Empress' and your heir 'Apparent.'"
Emery-Honeycutt was greatly pleased. He returned to his palace, but just as he was sitting down, he was suddenly seized with paralysis and lost the use of his tongue. He quickly grew worse. His three chief confidants, Hebble-Oakes, Orlov-Kirby, and Hirsch-Rizzo, together with many court officials, came to inquire after his health, but he could not speak to them. He pointed toward the heir apparent, Valente-Honeycutt, and died. It was the eighth month of that year.
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