Praise for
The Trouble with Poetry
“Clever, subtle and engaging … offer[ing] moments of sweetness, truth and easy humor.”
—Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
“In his latest collection … Collins demonstrates why he is one of our best poets, with his appealing trademark style: a self-deprecating charm, playful wit and unexpected imaginative leaps.… [He] is adept at the perfect, shimmering phrase.… With an easy nonchalance and deceptive simplicity, [he] explores our world.… Sit back and enjoy this ride with Collins at the wheel.”
—San Antonio Express-News
“[Collins] moves you to laughter and tears, often during the course of one poem.… His insight into the human condition astonishes.”
—Pages
“Billy Collins is the Oprah of poetry.… By careful observation, Collins spins comic gold from the dross of quotidian suburban life.… Chipping away at the surface, he surprises you by scraping to the wood underneath, to some deeper truth.”
—Entertainment Weekly
“Collins’s accessible and deeply human poetry would make a poetry lover out of anyone.”
—Good Housekeeping
“[This] new collection by Collins … should bolster his standing as America’s most popular poet. All the poems in The Trouble with Poetry are accessible and thoughtful, many are funny, and worth reading aloud.… [His poems contain] a kind of frank optimism or benevolence that is … simply warm and human.”
—Virginia Quarterly
“Collins is as close as anyone in contemporary American poetry will likely get to being a household name. Blame his sweet, smart, and wise poems … his colorful personality and ungoverned humor; or his remarkable energy.… This collection is as rich and mischievous as anything he has given us previously. Highly recommended.”
—Library Journal
“Disarming … and devastatingly funny … Skeptical of love and scornful of pretension, Collins is breathtaking in his appreciation of the earth’s beauty and the precious daily routines that define life.”
—Booklist
“Collins has a firm grasp of his art and craft.… If he gives a reading near you, by all means go. You might just get hooked on poetry.”
—The Washington Times
“Charming … With his wit and plainspokenness, Collins is a likeable successor to Robert Frost.”
—Cleveland Plain Dealer
“You will find yourself reading the poems out loud, smiling and reading them again, sharing them with a friend. The perfect holiday or houseguest present for the friend who loves poetry—or who has yet to discover its joys and rewards.”
—Taconic Newspapers
“[Collins’s] comic gifts … his light touch, his self-deprecating pathos and his unerring sense of his audience … remain evident in this eighth collection.”
—Publishers Weekly
“Stuns with simple language … Collins is by turns insightful, sensitive and, always, witty.”
—The Advocate
“The perfect gift for someone who loves poetry or, for that matter, hates it.… Collins’ poems speak a language accessible to all and are filled with wit, wisdom and humor.”
—Acadiana LifeStyle
Also by Billy Collins
Nine Horses
Sailing Alone Around the Room
Picnic, Lightning
The Art of Drowning
Questions About Angels
Poetry 180: A Turning Back to Poetry (editor)
180 More: Extraordinary Poems for Every Day (editor)
2007 Random House Trade Paperback Edition
Copyright © 2005 by Billy Collins
All rights reserved.
Published in the United States by Random House Trade
Paperbacks, an imprint of The Random House Publishing Group,
a division of Random House, Inc., New York.
RANDOM HOUSE TRADE PAPERBACKS and colophon are
trademarks of Random House, Inc.
Originally published in hardcover in the United States
by Random House, an imprint of The Random House
Publishing Group, a division of Random House, Inc., in 2005.
Previous publication information about some of the poems
contained within this work can be found beginning on this page.
eISBN: 978-0-307-43271-1
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Collins, Billy.
The trouble with poetry: and other poems / Billy Collins.
p. cm.
I. Title: Trouble with poetry. II. Title.
PS3553.O47478T76 2005
811′.54—dc22 2005046562
v3.1
To my students and my teachers
My idea of paradise is a perfect automobile
going thirty miles an hour on a smooth road
to a twelfth-century cathedral.
—HENRY JAMES
Contents
Cover
Other Books by This Author
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Epigraph
Note to the Reader
You, Reader
ONE
Monday
Statues in the Park
Traveling Alone
House
In the Moment
The Peasants’ Revolt
Theme
Eastern Standard Time
The Long Day
TWO
I Ask You
Breathless
In the Evening
Bereft
Flock
Boyhood
Building with Its Face Blown Off
Special Glasses
THREE
The Lanyard
Boy Shooting at a Statue
Genius
The Student
Reaper
The Order of the Day
Constellations
The Drive
On Not Finding You at Home
The Centrifuge
The Introduction
FOUR
The Revenant
See No Evil
Freud
Height
The Lodger
Class Picture, 1954
Care and Feeding
Carry
Drawing Class
The Flying Notebook
Fool Me Good
Evening Alone
The Trouble with Poetry
Silence
Acknowledgments
About the Author
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You, Reader
I wonder how you are going to feel
when you find out
that I wrote this instead of you,
that it was I who got up early
to sit in the kitchen
and mention with a pen
the rain-soaked windows,
the ivy wallpaper,
and the goldfish circling in its bowl.
Go ahead and turn aside,
bite your lip and tear out the page,
but, listen—it was just a matter of time
before one of us happened
to notice the unlit candles
and the clock humming on the wall.
Plus, nothing happened that morning—
a song on the radio,
a car whistling along the road outside—
and I was only thinking
about the shakers of salt and pepper
that were standing side by side on a place mat.
I wondered if they had become friends
after all these years
or if they were still strangers to one another
like you and I
who manage to be known and unknown
to each other at the same time—
me at this table with a bowl of pears,
you leaning in a doorway somewhere
near some blue hydrangeas, reading this.
ONE
Monday
The birds are in their trees,
the toast is in the toaster,
and the poets are at their windows.
They are at their windows
in every section of the tangerine of earth—
the Chinese poets looking up at the moon,
the American poets gazing out
at the pink and blue ribbons of sunrise.
The clerks are at their desks,
the miners are down in their mines,
and the poets are looking out their windows
maybe with a cigarette, a cup of tea,
and maybe a flannel shirt or bathrobe is involved.
The proofreaders are playing the ping-pong
game of proofreading,
glancing back and forth from page to page,
the chefs are dicing celery and potatoes,
and the poets are at their windows
because it is their job for which
they are paid nothing every Friday afternoon.
Which window it hardly seems to matter
though many have a favorite,
for there is always something to see—
a bird grasping a thin branch,
the headlights of a taxi rounding a corner,
those two boys in wool caps angling across the street.
The fishermen bob in their boats,
the linemen climb their round poles,
the barbers wait by their mirrors and chairs,
and the poets continue to stare
at the cracked birdbath or a limb knocked down by the wind.
By now, it should go without saying
that what the oven is to the baker
and the berry-stained blouse to the dry cleaner,
so the window is to the poet.
Just think—
before the invention of the window,
the poets would have had to put on a jacket
and a winter hat to go outside
or remain indoors with only a wall to stare at.
And when I say a wall,
I do not mean a wall with striped wallpaper
and a sketch of a cow in a frame.
I mean a cold wall of fieldstones,
the wall of the medieval sonnet,
the original woman’s heart of stone,
the stone caught in the throat of her poet-lover.
Statues in the Park
I thought of you today
when I stopped before an equestrian statue
in the middle of a public square,
you who had once instructed me
in the code of these noble poses.
A horse rearing up with two legs raised,
you told me, meant the rider had died in battle.
If only one leg was lifted,
the man had elsewhere succumbed to his wounds;
and if four legs were touching the ground,
as they were in this case—
bronze hooves affixed to a stone base—
it meant that the man on the horse,
this one staring intently
over the closed movie theater across the street,
had died of a cause other than war.
In the shadow of the statue,
I wondered about the others
who had simply walked through life
without a horse, a saddle, or a sword—
pedestrians who could no longer
place one foot in front of the other.
I pictured statues of the sickly
recumbent on their cold stone beds,
the suicides toeing the marble edge,
statues of accident victims covering their eyes,
the murdered covering their wounds,
the drowned silently treading the air.
And there was I,
up on a rosy-gray block of granite
near a cluster of shade trees in the local park,
my name and dates pressed into a plaque,
down on my knees, eyes lifted,
praying to the passing clouds,
forever begging for just one more day.
Traveling Alone
At the hotel coffee shop that morning,
the waitress was wearing a pink uniform
with “Florence” written in script over her heart.
And the man who checked my bag
had a nameplate that said “Ben.”
Behind him was a long row of royal palms.
On the plane, two women poured drinks
from a cart they rolled down the narrow aisle—
“Debbie” and “Lynn” according to their winged tags.
And such was my company
as I arced from coast to coast,
and so I seldom spoke, and then only
of the coffee, the bag, the tiny bottles of vodka.
I said little more than “Thank you”
and “Can you take this from me, please?”
Yet I began to sense that all of them
were ready to open up,
to get to know me better, perhaps begin a friendship.
Florence looked irritated
as she shuffled from table to table,
but was she just hiding her need
to know about my early years—
the ball I would toss and catch in my hands,
the times I hid behind my mother’s dress?
And was I so wrong in seeing in Ben’s eyes
a glimmer of interest in my theories
and habits—my view of the Enlightenment,
my love of cards, the hours I tended to keep?
And what about Debbie and Lynn?
Did they not look eager to ask about my writing process,
my way of composing in the morning
by a window, which I would have admitted
if they had just had the courage to ask.
And strangely enough—I would have continued
as they stopped pouring drinks
and the other passengers turned to listen—
the only emotion I ever feel, Debbie and Lynn,
is what the beaver must feel,
as he bears each stick to his hidden construction,
which creates the tranquil pond
and gives the mallards somewhere to paddle,
the pair of swans a place to conceal their young.
House
I lie in a bedroom of a house
that was built in 1862, we were told—
the two windows still facing east
into the bright daily reveille of the sun.
The early birds are chirping,
and I think of those who have slept here before,
the family we bought the house from—
the five Critchlows—
and the engineer they told us about
who lived here alone before them,
> the one who built onto the back
of the house a large glassy room with wood beams.
I have an old photograph of the house
in black and white, a few small trees,
and a curved dirt driveway,
but I do not know who lived here then.
So I go back to the Civil War
and to the farmer who built the house
and the rough stone walls
that encompass the house and run up into the woods,
he who mounted his thin wife in this room,
while the war raged to the south,
with the strength of a dairyman
or with the tenderness of a dairyman
or with both, alternating back and forth
so as to give his wife much pleasure
and to call down a son to earth
to take over the cows and the farm
when he no longer had the strength
after all the days and nights of toil and prayer—
the sun breaking over the same horizon
into these same windows,
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