“At least you’re honest with yourself,” Mary said. “That makes you the exception.”
She hauled a load of scrapbooks and handbills out of the box and set them on the ground, then began sorting through them.
“I wasn’t bad at business management, though, so I started managing some of the clubs,” Michaleltz continued. “One thing led to another and I got hired to run this place, at the behest of a very wealthy comedian who doesn’t want his name attached to this thing, in case it ends up being a huge embarrassment.”
“Very supportive,” Mary said.
There was a small pop and then a sizzling sound from the back room. Michaletz got up.
“Well, everything I have is here. If I have time, I’ll come back and help you look,” he said. “Marie Stevens, huh? Was that her real name?”
“I think so.”
“Okay, I’ll think about it.”
He left Mary to the boxes and she didn’t waste any time.
She thought she smelled smoke.
Sixty-Six
Most of the material consisted of lots and lots of head shots. Even more call sheets with names and phone numbers. It wasn’t until she hit the bottom of the second to last box that she found something.
It was a series of pictures of Harvey Mitchell. There were lots of them, mostly with other celebrities and a few of him on stage doing different types of things: stand-up, skits, acting.
It was when she got to the photos of Mitchell and Uncle Brent that she sat up and took notice.
Here was Uncle Brent and Harvey Mitchell standing by a swimming pool with drinks in their hands.
And there was another one with Brent and Mitchell leaning against a Porsche.
And finally, the photo that had Mary on her feet, cell phone in hand.
It showed Harvey Mitchell.
And a lithe, stunning brunette with a white dress and ruby lipstick.
Marie Stevens.
In the photo, they had their arms around each other and were mugging to the camera.
But what caught Mary’s eye wasn’t the image of Marie.
It was the look on Mitchell’s face.
She’d never really seen that look on her own face, but she’d seen it on others.
It was the look of someone deeply in love.
Sixty-Seven
Mary took PCH to the little village of Malibu, then wound her way up past the estates of Courtney Cox, David Geffen, and others until she reached the hacienda style home of Harvey Mitchell. The ocean fell behind her, the slight haze of the hills seemed to dissipate the higher she went.
There was the requisite Porsche 911 in Mitchell’s circular driveway, along with a giant Lexus SUV. The landscaping was immaculate, the home a sprawling expanse of prized real estate. The rear of the house, Mary knew, would have a breathtaking view of the Pacific.
She rang the bell on the huge pine door and it swung open moments later. A chubby, cherubic face peered out at Mary. The woman was Hispanic and wore a dark skirt with a white blouse.
“Hi, I’m Mary Cooper,” Mary said. “I have an appointment with Mr. Mitchell.”
“Yes, please come in,” the woman said. “My name is Elena.”
Mary stepped inside and caught the scent of citrus, probably lemon, along with an overtone of coffee.
“Mr. Mitchell would like to see you in the garden room,” Elena said. “Can I get you anything to drink?”
“A Boilermaker would be perfect,” Mary said. Elena gave her a blank look. “I’m fine, I don’t need anything, thank you,” Mary said.
Elena nodded and led Mary through the formal living room, a short hallway laid with Spanish tile, and through a set of double French doors into the garden room.
Mitchell sat on a teak chair with a glass of lemonade. A pitcher of the same stuff sat at the center of the matching teak table, along with another glass.
Elena disappeared without a word, and Mitchell waved Mary to a chair to Mitchell’s left.
“Ms. Cooper,” Mitchell said, his voice low and even. He stood and shook her hand. “Good to see you again. I’m so glad you called for a follow-up interview.”
Mary nodded. “Quite the dump you have here,” she said. She sat down and ignored the glass of lemonade in front of her.
“Thank you,” Mitchell said. His voice the exact same low, level tone.
“Lousy neighborhood, too,” Mary said.
“As much as I enjoyed our first meeting,” Mitchell said. “I’m quite surprised you requested an encore. I found our last interview to be quite satisfying and shall we say, complete.”
“I felt the same way, Harv,” Mary said. “But you know, you’re quite the stud. Surely you’re used to women coming back asking for more.”
Mitchell took a sip of his lemonade.
“This is Hollywood, Ms. Cooper. Nothing is as it appears. Velvet curtains and smoky celluloid,” Mitchell said. He waved his hands in the air and wiggled his fingers.
“Actually, it’s all digital now,” Mary said. “No celluloid.”
Mitchell sat before her, calm and still.
“But you were quite the ladies man,” she said. “You have to admit that.”
“Ah, your Uncle Brent was the ladies man. I was a bumbling teenager compared to him.”
“Even in the eyes of Marie Stevens?”
Mitchell adopted a brief look of confusion, then as if a memory finally came to him, he nodded.
“Yeah, I remember her,” he said. “You asked me about her before, right?”
Mary nodded.
“No, she definitely wasn’t one of these phantom women enamored with my charms that you talk about,” Mitchell said. “She was just kooky. I think Brent warmed the sheets with her, though. Maybe Braggs did, too.”
“And you didn’t?”
“No. Mental defects aren’t a big turn-on for me.”
He stretched his legs and then stood. “Mind if we walk and talk?” he said. “My doctor says that I should stand whenever I can, as opposed to sitting. Better for my circulation,” he said.
“Modern medicine is overrated. Sit and have some bacon,” Mary said, picking up her glass and following Mitchell.
Another set of doors led to the backyard, which had a pool off to the left, a fireplace and pizza oven with a seating area to the right, and an impressive garden with paths, topiaries, and a prodigious flower garden.
They wound their way past a small cluster of orange trees and deeper into the garden.
“Marie Stevens,” Mary said.
“Boy, you just won’t let her go, will you?” he said. “What do you want from me? I had nothing to do with her.”
“I love the sound of truth. It has a very distinctive ring to it,” Mary said. “Problem is, I’m not hearing it right now. Because I talked to some of your old gang, and they claim you were pretty intimate with Marie. In fact, they said it was you who had arranged her internment at Forest Hills.”
“Forest Hills? I’ve never arranged internment for anyone. Let alone at Forest Hills. It’s nonsense.”
“Are you sure?” Mary said. She pulled out the photograph and showed it to Mitchell. “Celebrities lie,” Mary said. “But pictures usually don’t.”
He looked at it, no emotion on his face.
“Once I saw this,” Mary said. “It motivated me to do a little bit of checking.”
“You know how many women I’ve had my picture taken with?” Mitchell said. “You’re wasting your time.”
“I think you’re wasting my time,” Mary said. “I also think you’re full of shit. I think all of these murders have something to do with this woman and you know what it is. I think you’re hiding it. What, are you in trouble? What happened to Marie Stevens?”
Mitchell looked flushed now, and his easygoing manner had begun to evaporate. He turned and tossed the rest of his lemonade from his glass onto the lawn and then stepped away from Mary.
Now his eyes blazed and his smiled revealed gritted teeth. “You thin
k you’re so smart. Your uncle was a total asshole, just like the rest of them. And just like you.”
The ice cubes in the grass twinkled, and Mary saw Mitchell’s eyes return to her, angling back from some point over her right shoulder.
“The guy wasn’t even funny,” Mitchell said. “Just mean.”
Mary was already moving when glass shattered behind her. Mary hit the ground and rolled, in time to see a body with a rifle tumble from the second story of Mitchell’s house.
She had the .45 in front of her and brought it into line with Mitchell when his head exploded into a red Jackson Pollack before her eyes. His body sagged, then crumpled into a heap. Mary crouched and ran, the .45 in her hand. Bullets tore up chunks of sod as she dove behind a low fieldstone wall. The ricochets stopped and Mary crawled around the end of the wall and peeked into the distance. She saw a thick stand of trees and then a straight drop-off, probably to another row of mansions below.
She raced across the lawn, zigzagging to the end of the garden. Mary weaved her way through the trees and shrubs until she reached the rear of the property. There was a fence, and beyond that, a drop off to a narrow road.
There was no one there.
Sixty-Eight
Checking to make sure Mitchell was dead was not necessary. It’s hard to survive when your head is dismantled into several pieces and what’s left simply evaporates in a cloud of red.
Mary took a few deep breaths to calm herself and to think straight.
This pattern of people dying around her was going to have to stop soon. The police tend to notice when every time they’re called to a murder scene, the same person is there.
She had to leave.
But she needed information. Her instinct told her that Mitchell had lured her out back, and that he intended for her to be the target, not him. But there were two shooters, not one.
Mary raced toward where the gunman had fallen from the window. He was sprawled face down on Mitchell’s outdoor patio. A large pool full of blood covered a portion of the flagstone floor.
Mary grabbed the man’s shoulder and turned him over.
She gasped. Her head swam and she staggered backward, nearly falling if it hadn’t been for the teak table.
The face, what was left of it, she recognized.
And then she began to curse herself. Her insides felt torn up and she wanted to cry. She wanted to bawl her eyes out and scream.
Of course it hadn’t been real.
Of course it had been a set up.
He hadn’t been real at all.
The dead man.
Her neighbor.
Chris McAllister.
Sixty-Nine
Mary’s entire body shook. She felt as if her entire being was about to disintegrate. She had to get control. She had to get a grip.
Mary ran into the house and took a few deep, horribly jagged breaths. How would Mitchell have been in contact with McAllister? Not the home phone – too easily traced. Not the computer, too slow. It must have been via cell phone. McAllister probably would have used a disposable phone. Mitchell, so arrogant, probably had not.
Mary was on the move as she soon as she made up her mind. She raced back to Mitchell, avoided looking at what was left of his face, then patted him down. The cell phone was in the inside pocket of his sport coat.
She slipped it into her pocket and ran for the house.
The lemonade glass. Mary ran back to the table and used a napkin to wipe off any prints she may have left on her lemonade glass. She felt like spitting on McAllister’s dead body, but decided not to. DNA.
Elena. There was nothing Mary could do about her. She raced back inside and then stopped. Mary knew Mitchell was involved, especially because of the way he had turned on her in the last seconds of his life. He had lured her out to the garden, had planned for the shooter to kill her, but instead, he’d been shot.
Mary hurried back through the living room and out the front door to her car.
She jumped in, ignitioned it, and took off.
She was only a half mile from the house when Mitchell’s cell phone rang.
Seventy
She hesitated for a second. Answer it, and the caller knows something is wrong. Let it go to voicemail, well, the caller might think something is up, but wouldn’t know for sure.
Mary let the call go to voicemail and she drove straight to her office.
Years back she had subscribed to a number of services that were on the questionable side of legality. It’s like the Spy stores that sell hidden cameras even though secretly videotaping people is technically illegal.
Same idea.
But one of her favorites of the services was the phone number database. Rather than calling an operator and trying to con him or her out of an address, which Mary had become quite adept at doing, now she simply had to open up the database, type in a phone number, and it would spit out an address. The database itself was updated frequently, one of its key selling points.
Now, Mary took out Mitchell’s cell phone and accessed the phone log. The first number listed was the most recent call. Mary checked the voicemail indicator – it showed no message waiting.
She wrote down the number, then typed it into the database and waited while the system did its things. Moments later, an address popped up on her computer screen. She jotted that down beneath the phone number.
It took nearly two hours to go through Mitchell’s entire phone library. Most of the numbers and their matching names and addresses she was able to cross off the list, obviously things like Mitchell’s office number, his own home phone, and his voicemail. She recognized one number Mitchell had repeatedly called and its corresponding address: the apartment right across from hers. A spy. That’s all McAllister had been. Either an employee of Mitchell’s or a private investigator. Mary forced it from her mind or she would start crying immediately, and she had work to do. She studied the list and the other addresses she recognized as Mitchell’s colleagues or other businesses.
She had a handful of names and addresses that she was not able to eliminate from the list of possibilities.
Mary accessed a second program, another premium software and Internet package, that let her do people searches. She fed the remaining names and addresses into this program and waited for the response.
When they did come back, Mary was able to eliminate most of them quickly.
It was the entry without any history that caught her eye.
It was listed as a J. Venuta. The address was in Venice. The name rang a very distant bell in Mary’s head. She knew she’d heard it from somewhere.
A J. Venuta living in Venice, with virtually no history as a human being.
Mary knew she was close.
Seventy-One
Jake’s name appeared on her cell phone moments after the first ring. She was exiting the 10 freeway and taking 4th Street when she punched in.
“Hi,” Mary said. “I can’t come to the phone right now so leave a message, or for more options, stop playing with your nuts, hang up, and try again.”
“Cute, Mary.”
“Thank you,” Mary said. “That’s actually the system greeting.”
There was a pause as Jake said something she couldn’t quite make out.
“What do you need, Big Boy?” Mary said. “A career advisor?”
“You know, a crime scene just isn’t the same without you, Mary,” Jake said.
Mary paused before responding. Her nerves were frayed and she wanted to clue Jake in on everything that had happened, but she was worried that if she did, he’d tell Davies and there’d be an APB out on her instantly.
“And the underwear section of a Walmart flyer just isn’t the same without you, Jake,” she said, after a deep breath. She had to stay strong for just a little while longer. A homeless man’s shopping cart shot out into the street, and Mary swerved to avoid it. Her tires squealed and she hoped Jake hadn’t heard.
“So somebody blew Harvey Mitchell’s head off,”
Jake said with a tired voice.
“I bet his hair is still perfectly in place.”
“Actually, not. Most of it is gone along with chunks of his head.”
“That’s too bad. And you thought his monologues were bad before,” she said.
She heard Jake sigh on his end of the line.
“Where does Mitchell live, anyway? On Crenshaw?" Mary said.
She swung onto Ocean Park Drive headed for Venice’s Main Street. Her heart was racing right along with the engine of the car. It was a challenge to keep her voice level.
“No, Mary, he actually lives in Malibu. I’m surprised you forgot so soon,” he said.
“What the heck are you talking about, Jakie?” Mary said.
“Well,” Jake said. “It seems there was somebody here when Mitchell was shot. And the physical description sounds an awful lot like you.”
“A total hottie with an ass you could bounce a quarter off of?” Mary said.
“So I take it you’re not coming over to chat with us?”
“Hey, I’m working and I don’t even know where this Mitchell guy lives. I’m way out here in Long Beach,” Mary said. “But let me tell you with utter sincerity that it really chaps my ass I can’t help out you and Davies in some way.”
“You realize that if we get anything more conclusive, you’ll have to come downtown,” Jake said.
“Oh, of course,” Mary said. “I love to go downtown. Maybe we can get some tacos somewhere?”
“Mary,” he said.
“Gotta run, honey!” she said. She thumbed the disconnect button on her cell, and tried to ignore the fact that her hand shook in the process.
Seventy-Two
The house was shabby chic. Whitewashed brick with white windows and light blue shutters. The landscaping in front was nice, if overgrown. There was no car in the driveway and the mailbox was empty.
J. Venuta. Mary realized the name was still bugging her. Where had she heard it? At her office? On the Internet in one of the articles she’d read? At one of the comedy clubs? Mary shook her head. It wouldn’t come to her.
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