Waist high grass and spindly wildflowers had blown over and turned brown. A small shed in the corner of the lot revealed an old-fashioned push mower and a rototiller. Next to the shed, were the staked in remnants of a garden. “We’ll plow this up and plant it in the spring,” I said. “It’s too late in the year to plant anything now.”
“Bet your pop grew some herb out here,” said Briana, looking around the shed. It was rather bare and clean, well-insulated, with stout wiring. The light switch worked.
“The only herbs we’ll be growing are thyme and rosemary. There’s no need to compete with anyone.”
“Just saying.” Briana’s tears were quite dry now. She bounced around a little as though eager to begin our new project. “We should go out to the countryside once a week. I’ll bet Washington farm boys are gorgeous.”
Unfortunately, we didn’t see as many Washington farm boys as we did strong-muscled women with their hair tied loosely back, and aprons stained with vegetable matter. They bartered hard but gave loyalty points to returning customers, treating them to a little extra this or that, or knocking the price down a little.
Still, we enjoyed our excursions out to the country, and some of the apple blossoms that had faded from our cheeks during our spell of urban living, began returning with more vigor. We were as bursting with vitamins as the fresh-picked cherries on the table. We were bursting so much, we began to feel like the ice cream guy who cranks up his tunes while he cruises slowly down the residential blocks and through the city parks. Only, instead of children running to our window, we were greeted by old-timers in woolen caps and zip-up hoodies. Our business was growing and there was not one thing the doctor could do about it.
Melanie was a bit nervous about her appointment. She liked having a natural look. She was among the stubborn few who absolutely refused to take pills of any kind, although she was quite free with herbs. Dr. Andrews said she was lucky, but I sometimes wondered if she knew some things. There was something sharp and clever about her, like an attorney or a mystery writer.
Linda has a very soothing personality. She knows that her size is intimidating to people, even bony, sixty-year-old activists who battled with the dark forces on waves of psychedelics. She looked at Melanie’s long hair and tested the texture by rubbing it between her fingers. “What kind of look are you aiming for, Melanie?”
“You know. Something sexy. Something that doesn’t scream, ‘old woman’. Don’t cut it too much. I don’t want it short, but I’m tired of the nag head.”
“I’ll need to cut it here, and here,” Linda explained, indicating drastic changes in front. “It will give your hair more volume. Are you ready for this?”
Melanie whimpered but nodded her head. Ever so gently, as gently as washing a frightened kitten, Linda bent Melanie’s head over the sink and washed her hair. It was the beginning of the Melanie transformation.
Among a whole different breed of people, we probably would have been called witches. We dabble in herbs, chemicals, colors, extracts, tastes, scents and sensations. Fortunately, these were a people of science. Sometimes their science walked off the shelf into the twilight world of psychic phenomena and alien abduction, but at least they were inclined to be friendly toward all abnormal behavior.
While Linda gave her a hot oil treatment, we gave her a facial and softened her hands, scraped the dead skin away from the cuticles, and filed her nails. While she pulled bits of hair through the holes of a plastic cap, color treating them, coaxing out warm tones of ash that paled to blonde, and mixed subtly with gray, we soaked her feet, treated a fungus infection and clipped her overgrown toenails.
We moisturized and buffed her face with a tiny bit of rouged powder. We touched up the white hairs in her eyebrows and added just a tinge of color to her lips. Finally, there was the unveiling. Melanie’s hair feathered down from her cheeks to her shoulders, where it tapered to the back, leaving it long and swinging. She had bangs in front that flipped a little to one side. The mixed hair color made it an indeterminate shade between blonde and brown, which meant as her hair grew out, there would be no shocking contrast between the hair color and her roots.
Melanie took one look, then burst into tears. “You don’t like it?” Asked Linda with alarm.
“Oh, it’s not that,” she said. “It’s just that my hair is more beautiful than I am.”
Melanie may have only seen a sagging chin and sharp collar bones when she looked in the mirror, but to us, she was beautiful. More importantly, she was to her husband, Ralph, as well. As she became more accustomed to her look, she began buying clothing to suit it, softening her bony frame with bright, flowing colors.
Overall, Melanie’s appointment was successful. We soon had a clientele who wanted their hair colored or treated, haircuts, cosmetics consultations, face wraps and nail care.
We were forging ahead. The first month we saw enough profit to cover more than just our minimal monthly expenses, we celebrated, quickly depleting it, but we didn’t mind. We were on our own and our heads were still above water.
We were slowly creeping into the solid senior community that followed faithfully Dr. Andrews’ dietary management, replenishing the elderly customers with fresh fruit smoothies, incredible yogurt substitutes for creams and whips, whole wheat breads, baked chicken and mouth-watering seafood. Maybe somebody at the senior center cafeteria complained, or maybe Dr. Andrews got a whiff of my apple strudel and couldn’t take it anymore.
Apple strudel is my signature dish. Washington apples have the most incredible baking qualities, I could bathe in them. I can fix an apple just about any way you can dream of eating it, but the dish I have polished to perfection is apple strudel. The crust is light as a feather, golden brown, sprinkled with a coating of raw sugar. The fruit inside bubbles in honey and cinnamon, drifting its heavenly scent into the wild blue mountains.
He came in for coffee while I set my strudel on the countertop to cool. He looked at the little, wrapped treats that were just begging for someone to try them. “I see you’ve extended your fat food services.”
“Just because something is tasty doesn’t mean it’s unhealthy,” I answered cheerfully. “No MSG’s. No preservatives. No processed sugar or corn syrup. Unbleached flour. Fresh, Washington apples. How much healthier can you get?”
“I’m sorry I was harsh on Briana.”
“You should tell her to her face.”
“Somebody had to say it. One of my patients had a minor stroke a week after the block party. Several had dangerously high blood pressure. You have to think…”
“I get it,” I interrupted. “You’re on a mission. So am I. Here, taste this. I’ll cut it in half. Half for me, half for you.”
Before he could argue, I had cut one of the strudels in half, and placed his portion on a plate, shoving it in front of him. He stared at it. It oozed delicate, caramelized apples. He took a small nibble. His eyes lit up and his face formed a perfect expression of round-mouthed astonishment. He chewed slowly, his expression ecstatic. “This is… incredible!”
He was hooked. Every morning before going to work, he would stop at the house for coffee and a light breakfast. On the days that I baked, he would buy fresh cinnamon rolls and a loaf of bread to take home with him. He even began to recommend our services to those who were dissatisfied with cafeteria food. The holidays were moving in and we were operating in the black.
Chapter Six
Anyone who thinks Halloween is just for kids is kidding himself. Halloween was invented so adults could terrify children. In the absence of children, they dance about ghoulishly with each other and hold random acts of nonverbal communications. Adults feel far more abandonment in a mask than children do, because children are always on a fantasy island. Their anonymity makes them feel powerful, whereas children find the power in their imaginations.
Adults need Halloween, children not so much. For them, it’s simply the candy rush. For adults, it was a chance to revert back to animals, or monsters or sir
ens. You don’t see princesses and super heroes at an adult’s Halloween party. You see pirates and villains, and predatory creatures.
Our Halloween party contained a special exuberance. A few blocks over, one of the oldest residents had died, and the house was bought by a thirty-year old couple who had not yet started having children. The neighborhood was slowly drawing in more young people. “But with more young people,” said Melanie, when everybody had exhausted each other with their masquerades and settled down to basic beer drinking. “Will come babies and children.”
Everybody cheered, believing that to be a fine idea. “It will mean we have to change our ways,” she said above the noise. “We can no longer be running around naked or getting drunk on the front lawn. We’ve got to quit being groupies. We may even have to stop holding adult Halloween parties.”
“Oh, why is that?” Groaned Jack Jones. “We just won’t invite the kids.”
“No. We have to wait until they’ve all gone to bed, because they’ll be coming to our houses trick or treating. And we don’t give them no tricks! Only treats!”
“But we can scare them, can’t we?” Asked Liz anxiously. “That would make it fun.”
“Of course we can scare them.”
Their worries over a tot-patrol take-over relieved by the possibility of having someone they could actually scare on that supernatural night, they all begin to drift into more interesting topics, such as how Lu Ellen Carter had a boob job and a face lift done at age fifty-five, and wondering just how she had managed to pay for it. And how Earnest Hunt was growing Oriental poppies and kept insisting they were Ornamental poppies. How anybody could tell what Ernest Hunt kept in his enclosed garden and green house was a mystery, as the most you could ever see was a tangle of leaves, vines and occasional spots of color.
I listened until I started to nod, then decided I needed a little livelier company. I wandered first to the kitchen, which had turned into the designated make-out station for several young and not so young couples, including Briana and the mechanic, then out to the yard where a boom box was spilling out music. A metal, portable, outside fire stove chattered with the sound of popping wood, while the flames shot into the air as neatly as a tapered haircut.
The crowd outside was looser. They swayed to the music or stared hypnotized at the fire. A few old guys staggered about until they were directed toward the house and the safety of a warm room to crash in. I accepted a glass of beer in a plastic cup, then searched through the crowd.
As usual, he needed rescuing. Dr. Andrews was caught between an old guy who kept showing him some kind of lump on his butt and a short, squat woman who clasped her hands under her stomach to demonstrate the source of her pain.
“I’m coming to take you away, ha ha, ho ho, hee hee,” I said in my sexy police girl costume, with an extra short, flared skirt, wide open bodice, and you’ve got it; a pair of handcuffs. I grabbed him by the elbow. He was wearing a silly Dracula outfit of the classic version, but with his silvering temples, it did appear right.
“To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time,” added the doctor. “You know the song.”
“Southern girl raised on grand pappy’s memories. Of course I do.”
“I had an uncle who was quirky like that.” He chuckled and also accepted a plastic cup from a tray that was floating by. “Seattle boys.”
“You were raised in Seattle?”
“Tacoma. Just a skip and a jump away. Closer to the heartland. Closer to lumberjack country.”
“Is that where the country boys around here go? To become lumberjacks?”
“Or fishermen. If they’re not in the forest, they’re on the water.”
“Hardy little devils.”
“Have you ever seen a lumberjack? Little is a gross understatement. They like women like you, strong, strapping women.” His hand brushed unconsciously over my arm.
“You seem to know a lot about them.”
“My cousins on my father’s side are lumberjacks. Big guys. Live close to the Idaho border. They got their size from their mama. I’m at the smaller end of the gene pool.”
“You’re not that small,” I said, my mind vividly recalling the hot summer days when he’d remove his tee shirt. His body made a pretty nice wedge, with a solid six pack bracing his middle and glistening biceps. He wasn’t Vin Diesel size, but he was a good candidate for a martial arts movie. All they would have to do was show off his bod and let a stunt man perform all the tricks.
“That’s just because you haven’t seen a lumberjack yet. Maybe I should take you up north sometime so you can see some of our wild mountain men.”
“Don’t make any promises you don’t intend to keep, and that includes ‘maybe’ ones. Maybe if you don’t come right out and say what’s on your mind, I won’t be around.”
He laughed. “You are so feisty. It makes me want to show you everything, but I don’t even know where to start. You’ve seen nothing at all really. You dance to the same music they danced to fifty years ago; schedule your recreational life around house parties with a bunch of old people and trips to the farmer’s market.”
“I go to night clubs.”
“You go to night clubs! Lord, bless her, she goes to night clubs!” The doctor was getting drunk, which felt rather surprising.
“You don’t need to make fun of me,” I said, pushing at him.
“I’m not. I’m sorry.” He staggered forward and backed me up against the fence. “I’m cruel. I don’t mean to be cruel. It’s just that I don’t know how to talk to girls like you. What do you talk about, Jenna?”
“The Space Needle. I’ve never been to the top of the Space Needle.”
“That’s what you talk about?”
“Yeah, I’m pretty sure, and about ferrets. How they don’t have to do anything at all and they’re still funny.”
“You see,” he said, his face close to me, the alcohol spilling from his breath. “The women I know talk about the books they read; all of it very fine literature. So much of it chick lit.” He unzipped my jacket, pulling it away from my shoulders. I felt my own alcoholic fumes mingling with his.
“The women I know talk about the big three; politics, psychology, and philosophy. They discuss social reform. They are polished; another ‘p’. They talk so well, they make men feel small and humbled.” He pulled at the loose neck of my sweater and tasted my neck.
“The men I know talk about their favorite football team and their favorite cars. Is that so significant?”
“It could be. It puts you more in the moment, doesn’t it? Events you can follow quickly, physical rewards.” One hand crept up under my bra while the other remained braced against the fence. His middle finger poked at the nipple.
“Immediate pleasures?” I asked in a weak, muffled voice.
His lips crushed down on mine. “Cherries,” he murmured. “I knew they would taste like cherries.”
His other hand reached down to unsnap the bra, then slid around until he was squeezing both of my tits. His mouth remained firmly fixed on mine, his tongue probing between my teeth. I sucked his wild tongue in while my arms wrapped around his back, my fingers pressing, kneading and gliding over the smooth muscles.
Under the taste of beer, his tongue still tasted sweet. It was like drinking in nectar. I craved the inside of his mouth. My tongue darted in, touching and exploring along the gum line and deep into the corners, sliding over the top of his tongue.
His body was crushed tightly against mine. He lifted himself a little to allow his hand room for creeping under the waist band of my stretch jeans. His middle finger touched down on target, plowing deeply, while the rest of his hand gripped up around the crease in my thighs, framing in the softly curling patch. I groaned and began unbuckling his belt.
“No,” he said, backing off. “We can’t do this. Not here. Not now. It’s wrong.”
I squirmed as I fastened back together my clothes, not at all comfortable with this surge of unrequited passion
. Cripe. I was going to have to take a shower, or find Zeke, or something. I twitched, straightening out my panties as I walked beside him. “What was that all about?”
“Nothing.” He squeezed the space between his eyebrows together with his fingers. “I’m really going to be sick. I’ve got to go.”
He really did look sick. He staggered across the space from my lawn to his and threw up just before reaching his door. The man with the cane hobbled up to me. “The doctor can’t take his liquor,” he said gleefully.
“Did you put something in his drink?”
“I’m not the kind of guy that does that, but he had a couple of whiskeys before drinking beer. That’s pretty rough, even for a drinker.”
“I’ve never seen him behave that way.”
“You’ve been here five months. What do you know? Most of us have known him since he first moved in, ten years ago. He was a young know-it-all then, and he’s a middling know-it-all now. If he didn’t think he knew everything he might actually learn something new. That’s always been his mistake. His arrogance.”
Billy walked back to the house with me, his head bobbing to one side than the other as he limped along. “You’d do better to find another young guy. These Washington hills are full of fellows who appreciate your qualities. And you’ve got a skill. You’ve got your own business. You can take a pick of any type of guy you like.”
“I think Dr. Andrews is a sad and lonely man.”
“But so am I. Very sad and lonely.”
“I’m not saying that it makes me attracted to him but it doesn’t seem right that a man like that should waste away his years on study and research and work, work, work without ever taking the time to enjoy life.”
“I worked my whole life,” said Billy soulfully, bending over his cane. “I never got to enjoy it for a minute.”
“Oh, I doubt that very seriously. I have never seen an old codger get more zest out of life than I’ve seen in you.”
“I’m making up for lost time.”
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