WRONG
© 2016 by Caitlin Daire
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Wrong
Chapter One
Jacob
“It’s just wrong. It’s so, so wrong, man.”
My best friend Chris was harping on to one of his colleagues about one injustice or another, and I turned my attention back to my phone, sighing with boredom as I scrolled through the latest tabloid bullshit about me that was making the rounds on the internet. I’d come to Chris’ office building to meet up with him after work—he was an accountant—so we could go and grab a beer, but he presently seemed more interested in gossiping with his co-worker.
I grinned as I spied an article on my phone about my current sex life. Apparently I was having regular threesomes with a blonde swimsuit model and the leggy redheaded host of Saturday Night Social. Well, that was the first I’d heard of that happening, but hell…rumors like that were great for me. They bolstered the scandalous reputation my agent had worked long and hard to build for me, and they also helped cover up other certain things about my existence which I didn’t want the media finding out about.
Or anyone, for that matter.
“How can she get away with this?” Chris said from his cubicle, still going on about whatever issue his colleague had brought to him. “Jake, get in here and listen to this.”
“I thought we were going for a drink,” I replied, lazily making my way into his cubicle and lighting a cigarette as I did so.
“We are, but you gotta hear this shit first,” he said before gesturing to my smoke. “No smoking in here. What the hell, Jake? It’s not the fucking sixties.”
I shrugged and put out the cigarette before tossing it into his wastebasket. Whatever. I’d been planning on quitting for the last year or so anyway. May as well make it today. I tossed the rest of my packet in the wastebasket too, and I tried not to sound bored as I glanced at Chris’ colleague. “Okay, I’ll bite. So what’s this big story?”
“My ex,” he said, running a hand through his thinning brown hair. “Shit, I just realized. You’re Jacob Archer. I’m James. I love your show.”
“Thanks,” I said with a brisk nod. I was used to hearing that. Too used to it. Everyone loved the show I’d been starring on for the last year—a medical drama called Code Grey—but I wanted to branch out of TV and do more movies. I’d done a couple in the past, but neither of them were major blockbuster successes, so that was my next mission, and I’d been doing a lot of auditions and screen tests lately. “Go on.”
“Well, my ex-girlfriend Nora…man, where do I even begin? I was just telling Chris what she did last night. Oh, and everything else she did during our relationship, as I recently found out.”
“And what would that be?” I asked, eyebrows knitting together as I took a seat in one of Chris' chairs.
I was actually starting to get a little interested in this sad breakup story. See, I’d never been fucked over by a woman before—‘love and leave ‘em before they can screw with you’ was my motto—but I was interested in hearing a true example of what it was like so I could get inside James’ head and try and feel what he was feeling. Might come in handy if I ever had to play a spurned lover in a movie somewhere down the track. Good actors did that; they got inside their character’s heads and tried to understand their feelings so they could portray a genuine emotional response on film.
“Well, for starters, she was cheating on me the whole time. She even tried to sleep with my uncle last Thanksgiving. He only just told me about it recently. Apparently he thought it was ‘too awkward’ to bring up before,” James said bitterly. “But fuck, I’d rather have a little awkwardness in the air if it meant finding out my girlfriend is a cheating whore.”
“So that’s it. She cheated on you?” I said. I was starting to get bored again.
“Not just that. Nora faked cancer, faked being in a car accident, and faked a drug addiction for attention.”
“Fuck. Seriously?”
He nodded. “She even faked going to a psychiatrist when I found out about the lies and told her she needed serious help from a professional for her compulsive lying.”
My eyebrows shot up. “Hold on… she lied about getting help for her lying? Oh man. That’s kinda funny.”
James let out a bitter laugh. “Yeah, it’d be fucking hilarious if it hadn’t happened to me. Anyway, I really thought I could help her. Obviously she was unwell, mentally speaking. But when I found out that she lied about seeing the psych and also found out about the guys she was fucking behind my back, that was it. Couldn’t do it anymore.”
“Tell him about the website,” Chris said, nudging him.
James sighed. “Oh yeah, the best part. She wasn’t just cheating. She was fucking other guys and getting paid for it.”
I frowned. “She’s a hooker?”
He shook his head. “No. She has a good job at a movie consultancy company. She was just doing this on the side for the hell of it. I guess she figured if she was gonna cheat, then she may as well make some extra cash doing it. It’s fucking sick.”
“How’d you find out?” I asked.
“Friend saw her profile on Matcher. He matched with her, and when they chatted she mentioned that she’d need payment for her ‘services’. He arranged a meetup with her in real life to make sure it wasn’t just someone pretending to be her, and lo and behold, she showed up.”
“Shit.”
“There’s more,” Chris cut in. “Get this, Jake. She even stole his dog.”
James nodded. “Yep. I bought a golden Labrador recently. Last night when I confronted her about all this crap and told her to get the hell out, she packed up her stuff and loaded it into the car along with Oscar. That’s the dog. I didn’t realize until she was speeding off down the road.”
“It’s just not right,” Chris said, shaking his head. “Cheating is one thing. But stealing your dog? That’s the lowest shit I’ve ever heard. If she dropped any lower she’d be halfway to Russia. Fuckin’ women these days…”
James nodded again. “Tell me about it. Anyway, after I leave here, I have to go visit my family and tell them what went down. That’s not a conversation I’m looking forward to having. They all loved her.”
I raised an eyebrow. “They did? Why? She sounds bat-shit insane.”
He shrugged. “She was a master at covering herself. She seems so amazing when you first meet her. There’s no way you’d ever suspect what lies beneath. I mean, look at her. Perfect picture of sweetness and light.”
He pulled out his cell phone and opened up a picture from the photo gallery on it. I leaned over and looked at the picture, and I drew in a sharp breath. Holy shit. He wasn’t exaggerating. The woman in the picture looked like a fucking goddess. She put all the hot actresses and models I saw in my line of work on a daily basis to shame, and I almost had to cram a fist in my mouth to stop myself from groaning as I drank in her features. Heart-shaped face, long dark hair, big eyes, petite frame which still had curves in all the right places.
Shit, this was the most beautiful woman I’d ever seen.
I could barely look away from the screen; couldn’t turn away from that luscious hair, those big hazel eyes, that pert little button nose. Oh, and that gorgeous rack and those long legs….fuck.
“Jesus,” I muttered, shifting so that my rapidly-stiffening cock woul
dn’t be visible through my pants in my seated position.
“See?” James said, misinterpreting my reaction as horror. “Looks like an angel, but she’s a fucking demon.”
My mind snapped back to reality as I quickly recalled all the things this beautiful woman had done. Looks aside, James was right. This woman was a demon who made Satan himself look like an innocent cherub. The shit she’d pulled, the lies she’d told…hell, she even stole a dog! I hated to call women bitches, because it seemed like such a nasty, demeaning thing to say to a woman, but if anyone could be called a bitch, it was her. In fact, this woman was the biggest bitch I’d ever heard of. The things she’d done…Christ, it was just wrong.
It was also wrong how fucking attracted I was to her despite all that shit. No wonder she’d ensnared James for so long. If she could attract the attention of a guy like me—one who’d been through multitudes of gorgeous women—then it was no wonder that she’d managed to bag a boring accountant like him and pull the wool over his eyes for so long.
“Anyway, I’ll leave you two to your bro-date,” James said with a sigh. “Jacob, was great to meet you. Good luck with your show. And Chris, I’ll see you Monday.”
We bade James goodbye, and then we headed to the elevator.
“Glasshouse for drinks?” Chris asked as he pressed the ground floor button.
I snorted with derision. “Nah. Bouncer there called the paps last time I went there. I’m in the mood for a quiet drink and going unnoticed.”
Chris grinned. “Damn. Paparazzi sucks balls, but I’ve gotta admit, I love it when you get noticed when we’re out. Means I get noticed by default. And by that I mean…”
“You mean you get your knob polished by girls who think you’re famous by proxy. I know,” I interjected with a smirk. “Well, sorry, not tonight. I thought we could either go have drinks at your place, or go to Bar 420.”
Bar 420 was a tiny hole-in-the-wall whiskey bar in downtown L.A. that hardly anyone went to—at least not the sort of people who wanted to go bar-hopping and celebrity-spotting. They tended to hang around West Hollywood, as a general rule. I wasn’t in the mood to meet any of those wannabe starfuckers tonight, so a place like Bar 420 was the ticket to having a quiet evening, and after the week I’d had meeting with producers and doing script readings, I needed to kick back and take a fucking break.
“Bar 420,” Chris replied with an agreeable nod. “My place is trashed at the moment. Bob’s renovating the kitchen…again.”
Bob was Chris’ landlord, and he was always messing around with the place, trying to increase its value in case he ever decided to sell. Nice guy, but I knew it annoyed Chris quite a bit. Still, the rent was cheap and the house was in a good area, so he couldn’t complain too much.
“Bar 420 it is,” I said.
It took us twenty minutes to get there despite it only being a couple of miles away (fucking L.A. traffic) and when we arrived and stepped through the door, no one looked our way, as predicted. Chris grabbed us some drinks while I chalked up some pool cues at the back of the room, and we shot the shit for a while as we played a game.
The night went on and the whiskey and conversation flowed, and by the time it hit ten, Chris and I were both well-lubricated from all the drinks.
“You sure you wanna hang here all night?” he said, his voice slurring ever so slightly. “I’ve heard good things about this new bar in Silver Lake. Lots of those sexy hipster chicks. Plenty of pussy to go round.”
I rolled my eyes. “If you’re that desperate to get laid, get on that Matcher app for a hookup. I hear it’s a good place to find a sure thing.”
“Man, you’re boring today,” Chris said with a teasing grin. “You know, it’s not as easy for the rest of us as it is for you. Not all of us are famous actors who get their dick sucked by a different starlet every week.”
“Every day, actually,” I replied with a wink. “Nah, just kidding. Look, it’s all about the attitude. If I didn’t act like such an arrogant, cocky fucker, half the chicks I hit on probably wouldn’t be interested. Women love confidence.”
“Yeah, and I’m sure your annoyingly-perfect face and overly-muscled body don’t help at all,” he grumbled sarcastically. “Anyway, fine, I’ll give Matcher a try. Maybe I’ll see James’ slutty ex on there.”
I let out a throaty chuckle. “Maybe. But she charges, remember?”
Chris nodded, and then a slow smile spread across his face. “Holy shit. I have the best idea.”
“What is it?”
“You’ve got the looks and the attitude to get literally any woman. Like what we were just talking about.”
“Uh…okay?”
“That nasty bitch Nora really fucked James over. I don’t know the guy as well as I should considering his cubicle is right near mine, but he’s always seemed pretty decent. He doesn’t deserve that shit.”
“Yeah, it sucks. But what’s that got to do with us?”
Chris spread his hands wide. “Everything. It’s all in the plan.”
“Really making me work for this, aren’t you?” I said with a sigh. “Okay, what’s the plan?”
“You go and find this Nora woman. Doesn’t have to be tonight, but sometime soon at least. It can’t be too hard. I know her last name from James, and she probably has social media profiles which she tags herself in whenever she goes out, like most women in this city. I also remember James saying she loves this bar downtown…Raffles, I think. You could look for her there.”
“I’m not going to track a woman down and attack her, if that’s what you’re asking me to do. Just because I play an asshole on Code Grey doesn’t mean I’m actually a violent psycho.”
“Jesus, man, I’m not asking you to do that! I just mean you should track her down and try to pick her up. You know, turn on the old Jacob Archer charm.”
“And then what?”
“Then take her on the worst date ever. Like, so bad that she’d rather resurrect Stalin and date him instead. Make her regret ever crossing anyone in her entire life. Oh, and if you can, get close enough to her place so that you can steal the dog back.”
I frowned. “Seems kinda lame to get involved in other people’s shit. And James can steal the dog back himself, can’t he?”
Chris shook his head. “No, he’s too much of a pussy to ever do that. Plus she lives in a gated neighborhood, apparently. You need permission to get in, and I doubt she’s gonna be giving it to him anytime soon. And fuck, Jake, since when have you cared about doing what’s right?”
I swigged the rest of my whiskey, and then I nodded slowly. “You know what? I guess it might be worth it just for the dog. I fucking love animals. The thought of that poor thing being stuck with that harpy…” I trailed off and took a deep breath. “Fuck it, let’s do it.”
“Yeah?” Chris said, grinning from ear to ear.
“Fuck yeah,” I said, slamming my glass down. “We’ll hunt her down, I’ll get her interested, and then I’ll give her the worst damn time of her life.”
“After you’ve stolen the dog back already,” Chris added.
I waved my hand. “Yeah, yeah. I’ll get the dog. Somehow.”
“This is gonna be great. James will love me.”
I nodded. “Yep, he’ll definitely love you, and Nora will fucking hate me. I’m going to make her miserable.”
Chris laughed. “Have you already got anything specific in mind for the date?” he asked a few seconds later, adopting a quizzical expression.
I thought for a moment, and then I nodded. “Yeah, I know what to do,” I said. “People like her deserve to be treated badly, right?”
“Yes.”
I smirked. “Well, luckily, I know how to be very, very bad…”
Chapter Two
Nora
“What’s wrong now?”
My best friend Angie looked down at me, eyebrows drawn together in concern, and I wiped the tears from my cheeks and slumped lower on the sofa. “Nothing,” I mumbled.
/> She folded her arms. “Don’t give me that. Look, I’ve been here for two days to give you ice cream and bitching sessions whenever you want, but your time is almost up. Remember our pact?”
I nodded. Years ago, Angie and I made a deal with each other. If one of us went through a bad breakup, the other would be there to show support with a shower of affection and Ben and Jerry’s….but there was a time limit. Three days was the longest we were allowed to mope and wallow in our misery, and after that we needed to make a concerted effort to go back out into the world and smile, even if the smile was fake.
It’d worked in the past—we took the three days to grieve, and then we forced ourselves to keep moving onward and upward. That pact had gotten us both through several failed relationships over the years, and it usually worked like a charm.
But not now. This was different. This wasn’t just a breakup. It was a cataclysmic eruption.
“You’ve got sixteen hours left,” Angie said. “So tell me what’s upset you now. Did that prick text you again?”
I shook my head. “No. But he’s texting and calling everyone else I know. All our mutual friends, even my family. My mother just called me to ask if it’s true.”
“If what’s true?”
I sighed. “If I’m a prostitute. That asshole is telling people that a ‘friend’ of his found me selling my body on some app. I guess it sounds more legitimate if he says the information came from a friend, and not just him.”
Angie glared. “That fucking bastard. I’m going to go to his house and beat the crap out of him.”
I shook my head. “No, that’ll just aggravate him even more. I’m hoping if I stay silent and totally ignore his crap, he’ll finally give up and leave me alone.”
My most recent ex, James, hadn’t taken too kindly to me leaving him. A while ago, I discovered a multitude of lies he’d told me in our time together, and the bleeding-heart part of my soul had begged me to stay with him and help him through his issues. Of course, he never intended on accepting help. Even his claim of seeing a therapist and psychiatrist were false, and to add to that, he’d been screwing other women the entire time we were together.
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