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by Stephens, James


  A sturdy, bellicose, forthright personage he was indeed. He was equipped in a wonderful solidity of armour, with a hard, carven helmet on his head, a splendid red-bossed shield swinging on his shoulder, a wide-grooved, straight sword clashing along his thigh. On his shoulders under the shield he carried a splendid scarlet mantle; over his breast was a great brooch of burnt gold, and in his fist he gripped a pair of thick-shafted, unburnished spears.

  Fionn and the champions looked on this gentleman, and they admired exceedingly his bearing and equipment.

  “Of what blood are you, young gentleman?” Fionn demanded, “and from which of the four corners of the world do you come?”

  “My name is Cael of the Iron,” the stranger answered, “and I am son to the King of Thessaly.”

  “What errand has brought you here?”

  “I do not go on errands,” the man replied sternly, “but on the affairs that please me.”

  “Be it so. What is the pleasing affair which brings you to this land?”

  “Since I left my own country I have not gone from a land or an island until it paid tribute to me and acknowledged my lordship.”

  “And you have come to this realm—” cried Fionn, doubting his ears.

  “For tribute and sovereignty,” growled that other, and he struck the haft of his spear violently on the ground.

  “By my hand,” said Conán, “we have never heard of a warrior, however great, but his peer was found in Ireland, and the funeral songs of all such have been chanted by the women of this land.”

  “By my hand and word,” said the harsh stranger, “your talk makes me think of a small boy or of an idiot.”

  “Take heed, sir,” said Fionn, “for the champions and great dragons of the Gael are standing by you, and around us there are fourteen battles of the Fianna of Ireland.”

  “If all the Fianna who have died in the last seven years were added to all that are now here,” the stranger asserted, “I would treat all of these and those grievously, and would curtail their limbs and their lives.”

  “It is no small boast,” Conán murmured, staring at him.

  “It is no boast at all,” said Cael, “and, to show my quality and standing, I will propose a deed to you.”

  “Give out your deed,” Fionn commanded.

  “Thus,” said Cael with cold savagery. “If you can find a man among your fourteen battalions who can outrun or outwrestle or outfight me, I will take myself off to my own country, and will trouble you no more.”

  And so harshly did he speak, and with such a belligerent eye did he stare, that dismay began to seize on the champions, and even Fionn felt that his breath had halted.

  “It is spoken like a hero,” he admitted after a moment, “and if you cannot be matched on those terms it will not be from a dearth of applicants.”

  “In running alone,” Fionn continued thoughtfully, “we have a notable champion, Caelte mac Ronán.”

  “This son of Ronán will not long be notable,” the stranger asserted.

  “He can outstrip the red deer,” said Conán.

  “He can outrun the wind,” cried Fionn.

  “He will not be asked to outrun the red deer or the wind,” the stranger sneered. “He will be asked to outrun me,” he thundered. “Produce this runner, and we shall discover if he keeps as great heart in his feet as he has made you think.”

  “He is not with us,” Conán lamented.

  “These notable warriors are never with us when the call is made,” said the grim stranger.

  “By my hand,” cried Fionn, “he shall be here in no great time, for I will fetch him myself.”

  “Be it so,” said Cael.

  “And during my absence,” Fionn continued, “I leave this as a compact, that you make friends with the Fianna here present, and that you observe all the conditions and ceremonies of friendship.”

  Cael agreed to that.

  “I will not hurt any of these people until you return,” he said.

  Fionn then set out towards Tara of the Kings, for he thought Caelte mac Ronán would surely be there; “and if he is not there,” said the champion to himself, “then I shall find him at Cesh Corran of the Fianna.”

  1 The Hill of Howth

  Chapter 2

  He had not gone a great distance from Ben Edair when he came to an intricate, gloomy wood, where the trees grew so thickly and the undergrowth was such a sprout and tangle that one could scarcely pass through it. He remembered that a path had once been hacked through the wood, and he sought for this. It was a deeply scooped, hollow way, and it ran or wriggled through the entire length of the wood.

  Into this gloomy drain Fionn descended and made progress, but when he had penetrated deeply in the dank forest he heard a sound of thumping and squelching footsteps, and he saw coming towards him a horrible, evil-visaged being; a wild, monstrous, yellow-skinned, big-boned giant, dressed in nothing but an ill-made, mud-plastered, drab-coloured coat, which swaggled and clapped against the calves of his big bare legs. On his stamping feet there were great brogues of boots that were shaped like, but were bigger than, a boat, and each time he put a foot down it squashed and squirted a barrelful of mud from the sunk road.

  Fionn had never seen the like of this vast person, and he stood gazing on him, lost in a stare of astonishment.

  The great man saluted him.

  “All alone, Fionn?” he cried. “How does it happen that not one Fenian of the Fianna is at the side of his captain?”

  At this inquiry Fionn got back his wits.

  “That is too long a story and it is too intricate and pressing to be told, also I have no time to spare now.”

  “Yet tell it now,” the monstrous man insisted.

  Fionn, thus pressed, told of the coming of Cael of the Iron, of the challenge the latter had issued, and that he, Fionn, was off to Tara of the Kings to find Caelte mac Ronán.

  “I know that foreigner well,” the big man commented.

  “Is he the champion he makes himself out to be?” Fionn inquired.

  “He can do twice as much as he said he would do,” the monster replied.

  “He won’t outrun Caelte mac Ronán,” Fionn asserted.

  The big man jeered.

  “Say that he won’t outrun a hedgehog, dear heart. This Cael will end the course by the time your Caelte begins to think of starting.”

  “Then,” said Fionn, “I no longer know where to turn, or how to protect the honour of Ireland.”

  “I know how to do these things,” the other man commented with a slow nod of the head.

  “If you do,” Fionn pleaded, “tell it to me upon your honour.”

  “I will do that,” the man replied.

  “Do not look any further for the rusty-kneed, slow-trotting son of Ronán,” he continued, “but ask me to run your race, and, by this hand, I will be first at the post.”

  At this the Chief began to laugh.

  “My good friend, you have work enough to carry the two tons of mud that are plastered on each of your coat-tails, to say nothing of your weighty boots.”

  “By my hand,” the man cried, “there is no person in Ireland but myself can win that race. I claim a chance.”

  Fionn agreed then. “Be it so,” said he. “And now, tell me your name?”

  “I am known as the Carl of the Drab Coat.”

  “All names are names,” Fionn responded, “and that also is a name.”

  They returned then to Ben Edair.

  Chapter 3

  When they came among the host the men of Ireland gathered about the vast stranger; and there were some who hid their faces in their mantles so that they should not be seen to laugh, and there were some who rolled along the ground in merriment, and there were others who could only hold their mouths open and crook their knees and hang their arms and stare dumbfoundedly upon the stranger, as though they were utterly dazed.

  Cael of the Iron came also on the scene, and he examined the stranger with close and particular
attention.

  “What in the name of the devil is this thing?” he asked of Fionn.

  “Dear heart,” said Fionn, “this is the champion I am putting against you in the race.”

  Cael of the Iron grew purple in the face, and he almost swallowed his tongue through wrath.

  “Until the end of eternity,” he roared, “and until the very last moment of doom I will not move one foot in a race with this greasy, big-hoofed, ill-assembled resemblance of a beggarman.”

  But at this the Carl burst into a roar of laughter, so that the eardrums of the warriors present almost burst inside of their heads.

  “Be reassured, my darling, I am no beggarman, and my quality is not more gross than is the blood of the most delicate prince in this assembly. You will not evade your challenge in that way, my love, and you shall run with me or you shall run to your ship with me behind you. What length of course do you propose, dear heart?”

  “I never run less than sixty miles,” Cael replied sullenly.

  “It is a small run,” said the Carl, “but it will do. From this place to the Hill of the Rushes, Slieve Luachra of Munster, is exactly sixty miles. Will that suit you?”

  “I don’t care how it is done,” Cael answered.

  “Then,” said the Carl, “we may go off to Slieve Luachra now, and in the morning we can start our race there to here.”

  “Let it be done that way,” said Cael.

  These two set out then for Munster, and as the sun was setting they reached Slieve Luachra and prepared to spend the night there.

  Chapter 4

  Cael, my pulse,” said the Carl, “we had better build a house or a hut to pass the night in.”

  “I’Il build nothing,” Cael replied, looking on the Carl with great disfavour.

  “No!”

  “I won’t build house or hut for the sake of passing one night here, for I hope never to see this place again.”

  “I’Il build a house myself,” said the Carl, “and the man who does not help in the building can stay outside of the house.”

  The Carl stumped to a near-by wood, and he never rested until he had felled and tied together twenty-four couples of big timber. He thrust these under one arm and under the other he tucked a bundle of rushes for his bed, and with that one load he rushed up a house, well thatched and snug, and with the timber that remained over he made a bonfire on the floor of the house.

  His companion sat at a distance regarding the work with rage and aversion.

  “Now, Cael, my darling,” said the Carl, “if you are a man help me to look for something to eat, for there is game here.”

  “Help yourself,” roared Cael, “for all that I want is not to be near you.”

  “The tooth that does not help gets no helping,” the other replied.

  In a short time the Carl returned with a wild boar which he had run down. He cooked the beast over his bonfire and ate one half of it, leaving the other half for his breakfast. Then he lay down on the rushes, and in two turns he fell asleep.

  But Cael lay out on the side of the hill, and if he went to sleep that night he slept fasting. It was he, however, who awakened the Carl in the morning.

  “Get up, beggarman, if you are going to run against me.”

  The Carl rubbed his eyes.

  “I never get up until I have had my fill of sleep, and there is another hour of it due to me. But if you are in a hurry, my delight, you can start running now with a blessing. I will trot on your track when I waken up.”

  Cael began to race then, and he was glad of the start, for his antagonist made so little account of him that he did not know what to expect when the Carl would begin to run.

  “Yet,” said Cael to himself, “with an hour’s start the beggarman will have to move his bones if he wants to catch on me,” and he settled down to a good, pelting race.

  Chapter 5

  At the end of an hour the Carl awoke. He ate the second half of the boar, and he tied the unpicked bones in the tail of his coat. Then with a great rattling of the boar’s bones he started.

  It is hard to tell how he ran or at what speed he ran, but he went forward in great two-legged jumps, and at times he moved in immense one-legged, mud-spattering hops, and at times again, with wide-stretched, far-flung, terrible-tramping, space-destroying legs he ran.

  He left the swallows behind as if they were asleep. He caught up on a red deer, jumped over it, and left it standing. The wind was always behind him, for he outran it every time; and he caught up in jumps and bounces on Cael of the Iron, although Cael was running well, with his fists up and his head back and his two legs flying in and out so vigorously that you could not see them because of that speedy movement.

  Trotting by the side of Cael, the Carl thrust a hand into the tail of his coat and pulled out a fistfull of red bones.

  “Here, my heart, is a meaty bone,” said he, “for you fasted all night, poor friend, and if you pick a bit off the bone your stomach will get a rest.”

  “Keep your filth, beggarman,” the other replied, “for I would rather be hanged than gnaw on a bone that you have browsed.”

  “Why don’t you run, my pulse?” said the Carl earnestly; “why don’t you try to win the race?”

  Cael then began to move his limbs as if they were the wings of a fly, or the fins of a little fish, or as if they were the six legs of a terrified spider.

  “I am running,” he gasped.

  “But try and run like this,” the Carl admonished, and he gave a wriggling bound and a sudden outstretching and scurrying of shanks, and he disappeared from Cael’s sight in one wild spatter of big boots.

  Despair fell on Cael of the Iron, but he had a great heart.

  “I will run until I burst,” he shrieked, “and when I burst, may I burst to a great distance, and may I trip that beggarman up with my burstings and make him break his leg.”

  He settled then to a determined, savage, implacable trot.

  He caught up on the Carl at last, for the latter had stopped to eat blackberries from the bushes on the road, and when he drew nigh, Cael began to jeer and sneer angrily at the Carl.

  “Who lost the tails of his coat?” he roared.

  “Don’t ask riddles of a man that’s eating blackberries,” the Carl rebuked him.

  “The dog without a tail and the coat without a tail,” cried Cael.

  “I give it up,” the Carl mumbled.

  “It’s yourself, beggarman,” jeered Cael.

  “I am myself,” the Carl gurgled through a mouthful of blackberries, “and as I am myself, how can it be myself? That is a silly riddle,” he burbled.

  “Look at your coat, tub of grease!”

  The Carl did so.

  “My faith,” said he, “where are the two tails of my coat?”

  “I could smell one of them and it wrapped around a little tree thirty miles back,” said Cael, “and the other one was dishonouring a bush ten miles behind that.”

  “It is bad luck to be separated from the tails of your own coat,” the Carl grumbled. “I’ll have to go back for them. Wait here, beloved, and eat blackberries until I come back, and we’ll both start fair.”

  “Not half a second will I wait,” Cael replied, and he began to run towards Ben Edair as a lover runs to his maiden or as a bee flies to his hive.

  “I haven’t had half my share of blackberries either,” the Carl lamented as he started to run backwards for his coat-tails.

  He ran determinedly on that backward journey, and as the path he had travelled was beaten out as if it had been trampled by an hundred bulls yoked neck to neck, he was able to find the two bushes and the two coat-tails. He sewed them on his coat.

  Then he sprang up, and he took to a fit and a vortex and an exasperation of running for which no description may be found. The thumping of his big boots grew as continuous as the pattering of hailstones on a roof, and the wind of his passage blew trees down. The beasts that were ranging beside his path dropped dead from concussion, and the
steam that snored from his nose blew birds into bits and made great lumps of cloud fall out of the sky.

  The thumping of his big boots grew as continuous as the pattering of hailstones on a roof, and the wind of his passage blew trees down

  He again caught up on Cael, who was running with his head down and his toes up.

  “If you won’t try to run, my treasure,” said the Carl, “you will never get your tribute.”

  And with that he incensed and exploded himself into an eye-blinding, continuous waggle and complexity of boots that left Cael behind him in a flash.

  “I will run until I burst,” sobbed Cael, and he screwed agitation and despair into his legs until he hummed and buzzed like a bluebottle on a window.

  Five miles from Ben Edair the Carl stopped, for he had again come among blackberries.

  He ate of these until he was no more than a sack of juice, and when he heard the humming and buzzing of Cael of the Iron he mourned and lamented that he could not wait to eat his fill. He took off his coat, stuffed it full of blackberries, swung it on his shoulders, and went bounding stoutly and nimbly for Ben Edair.

  Chapter 6

  It would be hard to tell of the terror that was in Fionn’s breast and in the hearts of the Fianna while they attended the conclusion of that race.

  They discussed it unendingly, and at some moment of the day a man upbraided Fionn because he had not found Caelte the son of Ronán as had been agreed on.

  “There is no one can run like Caelte,” one man averred.

  “He covers the ground,” said another.

  “He is light as a feather.”

  “Swift as a stag.”

  “Lunged like a bull.”

  “Legged like a wolf.”

  “He runs!”

  These things were said to Fionn, and Fionn said these things to himself.

  With every passing minute a drop of lead thumped down into every heart, and a pang of despair stabbed up to every brain.

  “Go,” said Fionn to a hawk-eyed man, “go to the top of this hill and watch for the coming of the racers.”

 

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