Acknowledgments
Bruce Campbell and Ann Kelly. Special thanks to the Raimi family.
Also by Bruce Campbell
If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor
Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way
ABOUT THE AUTHORS
Bruce Campbell is the ultimate “B” actor with an ever-growing fan base. In addition to starring in the huge cult hit Evil Dead series and a series of independent genre films, he has had featured roles in the film Bubba Ho-Tep, the Spider-man movies, the blockbuster Congo, the award-winning independent crime drama Running Time, and Paramount’s romantic comedy Serving Sara. Bruce has also done a lot of television work, including appearances in Disney’s TV movies Gold Rush and their update of The Love Bug, and has also starred in the highly touted Fox series The Adventures of Brisco County Jr. Bruce then appeared as a recurring guest star on the hit shows Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Xena: Warrior Princess, Ellen, and Showtime’s edgy TV industry comedy Beggars and Choosers. Bruce Campbell is also the author of the bestselling books If Chins Could Kill and Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way. You can sign up for email updates here.
HAIL TO THE CHIN co-author Craig “Kif” Sanborn has been working with Bruce Campbell for more than twenty years, contributing artwork and humor for all of Campbell’s self-referential works, including If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a “B” Movie Actor, the novel Make Love! the Bruce Campbell Way, the feature film My Name Is Bruce, and Campbell’s own social media persona. You can sign up for email updates here.
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CONTENTS
Title Page
Copyright Notice
Dedication
Introduction by John Hodgman
Pre-Ramble
1. Exodus
2. Jack of One Season
3. Gnome, Sweet Gnome
4. A Hunk of Bubba Love
5. Hello, Neighbor!
6. Getting High
7. Lovemaking
8. The Big Thaw
9. Apocalypse How
10. Attack of the Screaming Brain
11. Life on the Wild Side
12. What’s My Name?
13. Rise of the Master Cylinder
14. Ashes to Axes
15. To Iraq and Baq
16. Legends of the Fall
17. Afterburn
18. Hollywood in Pontiac!
19. Hardly Functional
20. Kissin’ Hands and Shakin’ Babies – the Con Game
21. Crawling Back into the Womb
Acknowledgments
Known Image Credits
Also by Bruce Campbell
About the Authors
Copyright
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