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by John MacLachlan Gray


  He pauses before the green baize-covered door, having grown momentarily doubtful, forgetful as to his purpose in coming; but then reminds himself that he has been expressly invited by the Editor: he has an appointment. He has legitimate business within. No person, uniformed or not, shall have reason to turn him out.

  Thus reassured, he pushes open the door and steps into a splendid room which has been lit by a guinea’s worth of tallow candles, and is the picture of significant activity – a room in which telegrams are received, cigars are smoked, journals are considered, and the vital issues of the day weighed and discussed in their historic context. To Owler’s ear the rumble of erudite conversation seems actually to vibrate physically with significant content, like a pump drawing upon an historic well of events transpiring in the depths of the earth.

  ‘Ah, Mr Owler. There’s a good chap. Over here, Sir. Good to see you.’

  The Editor, from what one can discern from a face so utterly concealed by whiskers and a large monocle, greets him with unaffected enthusiasm, even going so far as to extend a cigar over the desk – which, as he draws nearer upon the Turkey carpet, Owler realizes is meant for him. The Editor’s lens shines into Owler’s eyes like the beam of a lantern.

  ‘Thank you, Mr Sala, Sir. Wery kind of you I’m sure.’

  ‘You are more than welcome, Mr Owler,’ replies the Editor, holding a lit lucifer. ‘Tremendous crack on the hanging piece, old boy. Bloody crisp copy to be sure. And I don’t mind confessing that I was somewhat dubious – unknown quantity and all that.’

  ‘It were a tremendous gamble for you, Sir, that is certain. One requiring no little courage on your part.’

  ‘Indeed, so it was. Be that as it may, Sir, our friend Edmund Whitty staked his reputation on it. Pioneer of the new journalism he called you, and now I can see why. On-the-scene sort of thing, experience affecting the reader directly through the correspondent – trenchant, vivid, an account which does not simply report the news but is the news, don’t you see. Haw! Hanged a dead man, did they? I tell you, man, Westminster is in crisis over it, and The Falcon is at the centre of everything! Sir, we are in the fecking thick of it! What else can the little shites ask for? I’ve got them, Sir, I have them by the bloody curley-wurleys and I’m damned grateful to you for it!’

  ‘I don’t pretend to entirely get your drift, Sir. Yet I can see you have underwent a rattling good stroke in a managing way and I salute you for it.’

  ‘Well said. Fecking brilliant, I quite agree.’

  ‘And on the subject of brilliance, Sir, how goes it with Mr Whitty?’

  ‘On that, Mr Owler, you may speak with him yourself.’

  Whereupon a familiar voice drifts across the room: ‘Top drawer, Mr Owler. Absolutely top drawer.’

  ‘Mr Whitty, Sir! I am wery glad to see you, I must say!’

  Standing by the bookcase at the far end, leaning against the marble bust of some great person of the quality (who stares blankly into space as though astounded), Whitty puts out his cigar on the gentleman’s bald pate and steps forward, hand outstretched: Owler is dumbfounded by the elegance of the man, in his new clothes – and himself just barely beyond corduroy!

  ‘Equally glad am I to see you, Mr Owler, and pleased to report that, owing to the water-cure, the therapeutic ministrations of a close personal friend and the good efforts of yourself in my stead, I am restored to health: laudanum consumption down to an unprecedented sixty-five grains per day; no gin consumption before noon; Acker’s Chlorodine suspended altogether; medicinal snuff and cigarets judiciously applied. Fit as a fiddle, Sir!’

  Adds the Editor: ‘And we must not forget the salutary effect of the recent information.’

  ‘Quite,’ replies the correspondent, relighting his cigar.

  ‘Werily, Sir, am I to have the honour of knowing this information? I am certain it must be a stunner.’

  ‘Certainly,’ continues Sala. ‘Mr Owler, circulation at The Falcon threatens to reach a level at which even the little shites are silent – at which even the fecking investors are silent.’ So saying, Mr Sala turns to the gentleman at the next desk, concealed behind a copy of Lloyd’s. ‘Is that not so, Mr Cream?’

  ‘Indeed so, Sir.’

  ‘Mr Owler and Mr Whitty, allow me to present my new sub-editor, Mr Cream.’ A man shaped like a vole smiles in greeting, then returns to his work.

  ‘Begging your pardon, Sir,’ says Owler, ‘but Mr Whitty spoke about a sub-editor name of Dinsmore.’

  ‘Mr Dinsmore is in France.’

  ‘France, Sir?’

  ‘Mr Dinsmore has chosen to take leave of absence in order to write a biography of Mr Balzac, a dead Frenchman. As well, another pillar of The Falcon, name of Mr Lemon, has chosen to accompany him – in the wake of certain rumours, baseless of course.’

  ‘Once again, Sir, you have the better of me in this matter.’

  ‘Politics, Mr Owler. Stay away from the politics of the office. That is my advice to you. In the meanwhile, a generous stipend awaits you with our cashier. Do not hesitate to submit to The Falcon again.’

  ‘Thank you. I’m most grateful. Good-day to you, Sir.’

  ‘One other thing, Mr Owler. Recent information has arrived.’

  ‘Is there more, Sir? Then I hope you might part with it.’

  ‘A telegram from Liverpool,’ says Whitty, whereupon the correspondent produces an envelope, which he opens with difficulty. The broken finger is healing poorly — due, no doubt, to quackery.

  55

  Telegram, SS Europa

  DISPATCH FROM

  SS EUROPA

  LIVERPOOL TO BOSTON

  26 JUNE 1852

  PASSENGER RYAN DECEASED STOP

  SUSPECT CHOLERA STOP

  SEA BURIAL STOP

  WIDOW CONTINUE BOSTON STOP

  Epilogue

  THE SORROWFUL LAMENTATION OF

  WILLIAM RYAN

  The Undoing of a Clever Man

  by

  Henry Owler

  My name is William Ryan

  And I were a clever man

  And I suffer for Eternity

  As only clever can

  A charmer to the ladies

  And the soul of jeu d’esprit

  And now I charm the fishes

  At the bottom of the sea.

  Oh once I found a true love

  Though I gained her love by guile

  When I lost her to another

  I found others to defile

  Who did make their shabby sacrifice

  While I collect the fee

  Now I’m defiled by fishes

  At the bottom of the sea.

  By guile I murdered Sally

  Who insisted she should share

  Too clever by a fathom

  This I found to my despair

  Yet misfortune turned to favour

  When my love came back to me

  As a dream comes to a drowned man

  At the bottom of the sea.

  When faced with opportunity

  A clever man turns brave

  With the mastery of a mariner

  Who dares to ride the wave

  I rode upon the backs of fools

  To freedom I did flee

  And now I’ve found my freedom

  At the bottom of the sea.

  Triumph! Riches! Liberty!

  And my devoted bride

  Who followed me with only

  Her companion by her side

  We boarded for America

  But landed two, not three

  While I took up my station

  At the bottom of the sea.

  God can see the seer

  A man sees what it seems

  God knows actuality

  A man knows what he dreams

  Cunning cannot triumph

  The Almighty did decree

  Thus cunning brought a schemer

  To the bottom of the sea.

  Do the wicked know their wickedness?
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  Is half a Fiend a man?

  How to measure innocence?

  According to whose plan?

  Like the tiny teeth of fishes

  These questions torture me

  In my solitary prison

  At the bottom of the sea.

  THE END

  “You can’t expect fellows like them murderers to have any regard for the interest of art and literature. Then there’s so long to wait between the murder and the trial, that unless the fiend in human form keeps writing beautiful love-letters, the excitement can’t be kept up. We can write love-letters for the fiend in human? That’s quite true and we once had great pull in that way over the newspapers. But Lord love you, there’s plenty of ’em gets more and more into our line. They treads in our footsteps, Sir. They follows our bright example.”

  – A Running Patterer

  From London Labour and the London Poor, by Henry Mayhew.

  THE FIEND IN HUMAN. Copyright © 2003 by John MacLachlan Gray. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles or reviews. For information, address St. Martin’s Press, 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, N.Y. 10010.

  www.minotaurbooks.com

  First published in the United Kingdom by Century

  The Random House Group Limited

  eISBN 9781429974493

  First eBook Edition : March 2011

  Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

  Gray, John, 1946 –

  The fiend in human / John MacLachlan Gray.

  p. cm.

  ISBN 0-312-28284-2 (hc)

  ISBN 0-312-33526-1 (pbk)

  EAN 978-0312-33526-7

  1. Prostitutes—Crimes against—Fiction. 2. London (England)—Fiction. 3. Journalists—Fiction. I. Title.

  PR9199.3.G753F54 2003

  813’.54—dc21

  2003046833

  First St. Martin’s Griffin Edition: September 2004

 

 

 


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