“The IDIOTA CODE”
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A good old decaffeinated Murder and Violence Story.
No sex romps or genuine swearing were used in the making of this book.
Written by Tobias Dingbat
Illustrated by Tobias Dingbat
ISBN: 978-0-9870533-1-2
“The IDIOTA CODE”
When four Zurich Gnomes of the American Capitalist Church are kidnapped, Noodles and Botzi are summoned by Papa Speculatus III to his Basilica, the Golden Sucks Tower on Wall Street to go on a mission and save them. The missing Capitalist monsignors are the only ones who hold the codes to the multi-billion bullion stored in Swiss caves. Our boys can’t unravel teaser clues which they found, and as a last resort they enlist the brains of the famous Negative Detective, Professor Matto Pipistrello to explain what is going on. Alas, some serious murders cause a change in plans, and the Bio-Teks have to return to tell the Papa he too is in great danger. The anti-clutter reactor which Noodles invented has been stolen from the CERN laboratories in Switzerland and the ancient brotherhood of the Calamari, thought extinct, has surfaced with a vengeance, not only to annihilate Papa Speculatus III but also the whole Capitalist Church….But wait! -There’s more…..
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Taking a coffee break during the Battle of Britain Winsome Churchill said this about ‘The Idiota Code’ “Never in the field of human literature was so much written for so many and read by so few.”
Abraham Lincoln put it this way, “You can fool some people all of the time but not all the people all the time. ‘The Idiota Code’ therefore fills an important role - fooling all the people some of the time.”
“This book tells of a Mission Impossible that became a Mission Accomplished. Botzi and Noodles were CIA agents during the Iraqi war, working as court jesters for Saddam and distracting him into losing the war. Their work is still ‘Top Secret’ and secure from Wikileaks. After reading 2 pages all patriots should throw this book overboard from an air-craft carrier.” George Brush
“Famous author Tobias Dingbat was in line to win a Pulitzer Prize last night but strayed behind a queue leading to a soup kitchen. He took home 2 pullets instead.” The New Yolk Times.
“BENJAMIN FROGLIN”
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Written by Tobias Dingbat
Illustrated by Tobias Dingbat
ISBN: 978-0-9870533-2-9
“Benjamin Froglin”
A bright young frog from a poor family becomes a scientist and develops intelligent flowers that can spell words. He falls in love, goes into business and makes his family rich. His friends love him because he is kind and generous.
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“A heart warming story of a courageous frog battling against the odds and bringing happiness to everyone. I will never serve frog-legs in my restaurant ever again!” Jacques Cordon Bleu - Paris
Abraham Lincoln accepted the status quo, “First there were the Bioteks, now we have professor frogs. Oh well, it was inevitable, as the Senate has often been populated by bullfrogs since the Boston Tea Party.”
“After I finished ‘The Origin of the Species’ I retired but now I have to track down Benjamin Froglin for an interview. If this frog is as smart as Tobias Dingbat says then he must be from outer space as the frogs I met could hardly read or write.” Charles Darwin.
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