Holding Out for a Zero
Heather Wardell
Copyright 2016 Heather Wardell
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“HOLDING OUT FOR A ZERO”
Chapter One
“You’re breaking up with me? Now?” I need this like a hole in the head with the stress I’m under at work, and Andy knows it. “Great. Nice timing.”
“With all the fights you’ve been picking lately, I can’t see why you’d care.”
And people say women are over-dramatic. “What fights? Come on, so we don’t agree every second of every—”
“Valerie, yesterday you got angry when I put too much cheese on your salad.”
I push myself off his leather couch and loom over him. “Do you know how many calories are in—”
He gets up as I speak, dislodging his black kitten Burgess. Ignoring the meow of annoyance as the tiny beast springs to the floor, he says, “And Friday you corrected me when I called you my girlfriend to my coworkers when we saw them at the bar, and we had the whole ‘I moved your work papers off the coffee table and you lost your mind’ episode on Wednesday, and then last week you—”
“I get the hint.” I could remind him I’m not keen on the term ‘girlfriend’ at my age, and I could justify all the other stuff too, but there’s no point because I know what this is really about. He asked me last weekend whether I planned to have kids, because he wants them soon, and I told him I’d be a terrible mother. Which I would. Which he should have known. So now he’s getting rid of me to find someone who won’t mess up such an important task. “You want to break up. Fine. Two months down the drain. Don’t blame it on me.”
“Actually, I don’t want to break up. I didn’t, anyhow, until the last week or two. I thought we were doing great. But—”
“We were doing great.”
“Really.” Andy gives me that assessing look he does so well. Must go over a treat when he’s cross-examining witnesses. “What exactly was so great? What did you like about being with me?”
Well, he’s a great kisser and great in bed, both of which I appreciate, and he knows how to get excellent theatre tickets. Plus, his condo is on a more direct subway route to my office, so staying with him during the week saves me a good ten minutes being stuffed into various Manhattan subway stations and trains like an elegantly dressed sardine in overcrowded body-odor-filled tins. His place is also nicer than mine and overlooks Central Park while mine’s on the wrong side of my building for a view. And his doormen call me “Ms. Malloy” instead of “Valerie” like the ones at my place, and I approve of the formality.
But I have a feeling none of this is what he means. He wants butterflies and rainbows, and I don’t have any to give. “Never mind. Not like it’ll make a difference. And you’re dumping me tonight?”
“What’s wrong with tonight?”
“It’s Sunday so I work tomo…”
I trail off, realizing he knows exactly what’s wrong with tonight. He knows, but he wanted me to say it. Well, I won’t give him the satisfaction.
Not that it matters, because he spells it out anyhow. “And you’ll have to rework your schedule, is that right? Tell me, did you ever care about me at all? Or just about what living here and being with me gets you?”
“Don’t act like I’ve been sponging off you,” I snap. “You know I haven’t. But if being with you made my life easier, what’s so bad about that?”
He presses his hand to his chest and gives an annoying fake sigh. “Ah, romance. Valerie, you’re… if I found out you’re a robot I wouldn’t be surprised. You won’t even lose a minute’s sleep tonight, will you? Us breaking up means nothing to you. Do you care about anyone? I mean, care about them, not how they fit into your plans?”
“Of course,” I say, knowing what he’ll ask next and trying to find an answer.
Sure enough, he says, “Who? Name me three… hell, name me one person you actually care about.”
People flash before my eyes. My parents, with whom I’ve had only one phone call while I’ve been with Andy. My sister Gloria, to whom I haven’t spoken at all in those months. The new receptionist at work, whose name I can’t remember. And…
“Jaimi,” I say with triumph.
Andy gives a harsh chuckle. “The one you’re mentoring at work? You honestly think you care about her other than how helping her makes you look? You think you’re friends?”
I don’t. She’s a sweet kid, which will be her downfall since the business world doesn’t exactly reward sweetness, but working with her feels more like training a puppy than having a true friend.
I don’t want true friends anyhow, or closeness with people. Sex, definitely. Someone to go to a play or a bar with, sure. But connecting with other people so I actually need them? Why put myself, or them, at risk like that?
“I’d have thought you’d name Mara,” he says, giving me a look full of what seems like pity though I don’t know why he’d feel that for me. “Don’t you consider her a friend?”
Since my former coworker got engaged a year ago her fiancé has taken up most of her time and I’ve been too busy at work to claim much of the rest, but I won’t admit I haven’t really missed her. “Thought it was too obvious to bother stating. I am her maid of honor, so of course we’re friends.”
He grimaces. “I didn’t think of… will you be okay still being in the wedding party with me?”
I shrug. “I’m paired up with Tim, not you, so whatever.” I’d been disappointed at first, since Andy and I had met through our mutual involvement in the wedding and I’d thought it’d be fun to walk back up the aisle with him instead of the best man, but now it’s good news.
“Yeah, but…”
“But nothing. It’s fine. You want out, so be it. I’ll go pack.”
I turn away from Andy, not wanting to look at him for another second, and head across the hardwood toward the bedroom. After dodging Burgess, as I’ve had to do constantly in the two weeks since Andy acquired the cute but aggravating creature, I open the drawers Andy allotted me and begin collecting my perfectly folded things and stacking them in my bag.
He follows me in. “Valerie… people need people, you know, and there’s nothing wrong with that. It’s okay to care about people, to let them in. It’s okay to admit you’re sad, or scared, or that you care.”
I don’t bother responding. Obviously it’s okay. I just don’t need to.
Once I’ve gathered everything that’s mine, I start my usual exit routine of skimming my eyes over the room to ensure that nothing is out of place then make myself stop. I don’t have to do this here. This place isn’t my concern any more.
Moving on to the bathroom, I empty my shelves in the medi
cine cabinet, checking that my nail polish bottles are tightly closed before tucking them into my bag. As I pack, I notice I’ve chipped my thumb nail and aggravation fills me. I’d usually repair it immediately to avoid having to know it’s not right, but if I do that I’ll have to keep listening to my now-ex talk like he’s on an after-school special. I don’t like either option, but getting out of here wins by a narrow margin.
When I turn to leave the bathroom after again stopping myself from checking for tidiness, Andy steps aside to let me out. I go by without a word, heading for the condo’s front door, and behind me I hear him clear his throat. Then he says, “You’re thirty-four, Valerie. It’s been nearly twenty years. It was an accident. I know you’ll never forget, but… isn’t it maybe time to move on, time to let him go?”
I spin around and glare at him, instantly furious despite his gentle tone. I’d never have told him about the life-shattering mistake I made twenty years ago if he hadn’t seen my shock when he wanted to name his stupid kitten Anthony, and now he’s using my past against me? “How dare you? That’s got nothing to do with— I’m letting you go, for sure now, if that’s what you mean.”
“It’s not, and you know it. But I understand. I wish we could have made it work, you know, but…” Andy sighs. “I don’t think you do. I don’t think you ever really cared about me. Did you?”
As answer, I pull his condo keys off my ring and drop them on the floor, then stalk out.
*****
I haul my bags into my building and across the lobby’s marble floor toward the elevators, waving off the doorman as he offers to help because I don’t feel like having a conversation with him. Answering the few questions the taxi driver forced upon me was bad enough. I don’t understand small talk, strangers trying to connect with me. They don’t care about me and I don’t care about them and that’s how it’s supposed to be.
I much prefer the subway, since not talking to people is the expected behavior there, but since Andy and I live on opposite sides of Central Park the taxi had been a better option than my other choices of waiting for a bus across the Park, walking the same route in the dark carrying all my stuff, or a convoluted set of subway transfers. At one point I thought it was cute that we both had 86th Street stops, albeit on different lines, as our closest subway stations, but now that feels stupid.
I feel stupid. I keep getting into relationships with men who push me away after a few months, and I should know better by now.
As I ride up in the elevator to the ninth floor, I promise myself I won’t try again. Flings, fine, but nothing serious. I don’t want that anyhow, so why do I keep letting it get started? New York is supposed to be full of men who won’t commit. Time to start finding them.
I unlock both locks on my apartment door then step inside and breathe in the aggressively fresh scent of the disinfectant my cleaners use. Excellent. That smell means home to me, and I like it. Even though it’s probably poisoning the air around me.
I go downstairs to the bedroom and office level and poison the air even more in the perfectly cleaned bathroom by filling in the chip on my nail then giving it an overall coat of polish followed by quick-dry topcoat. My manicurist will do a better job tomorrow, but I can’t go to work with a chipped nail. Or stay home tonight with one either.
Using only my left hand until I’m sure the nail is dry, I begin unpacking my clean stuff and putting it away. Once my work clothes are hanging by color and style on their well-spaced wooden hangers and my jeans and t-shirts are back in their perfect color-order stacks and I’ve put my color-ordered bras and underwear in the appropriate drawers, I sort everything that needs to be washed or dry-cleaned into the correct hamper then replace my toiletries on the bathroom shelves.
The process of getting my world back in order calms me, and so does my apartment itself. When I bought the place the master bedroom was painted a deep emerald green but I quickly had that redone in a soothing silver gray, and the rest of the jewel-toned paint and carpet the previous owner had inflicted on the cute duplex went out too in favor of calm quiet choices on the walls and rich oak flooring, so now the whole place acts like Valium on my nerves.
Not that I know how Valium feels first-hand. I’ve never taken any of that stuff, and I might be the only fashion-industry employee who’s never had therapy either. My parents don’t believe in that sort of thing and I don’t either.
But being in my home, in the peaceful place I’ve created for myself to block out the noise and agitation of the city, makes me feel good. At least, it does until I go to pull a fresh towel from the linen shelf and knock the spare fitted bedsheet to the floor undoing the precise fold the laundry service gave it. I don’t have their knack, but I can’t put it back only half folded either, so I fight with it for a few minutes until I manage to make it look right again.
Once order has been restored, I go to my home office in the second bedroom and fire up my laptop. As it boots, I enter the cost of the taxi ride into my phone’s budget app, noting as I do that with Friday’s payroll deposit I’ve managed to get my savings back above three months’ salary after my last shoe-shopping spree, then redownload the calorie counting app I used to use. I’ll weigh myself tomorrow morning but I know I’ve gone up, and I can’t let that continue. Not when my job security depends on my size.
Once the computer’s ready for me I get into my planning documents and my task list and set to work getting my next week organized. I skim through my ‘areas of chaos’ list, and take pleasure in drawing an electronic line through Andy’s name, in knowing I’m one step closer to having nothing in my life unmastered, but seeing George Slattery as the last remaining item on the list wipes the smile from my face.
How that man got to be chief financial officer I cannot understand, and how he keeps the job… I have to assume he’s got pictures of all the board members in a group orgy or something. He changes his mind on policy as often as I change nail polish, which leaves me as financial controller looking stupid on a regular basis, and he takes so long to approve departmental budgets that this year we almost didn’t get our February Fashion Week ads out on time. I was sure that mess would get him fired, but no luck. He’s still around, still making my life miserable.
I would be so much better as CFO.
I will be so much better.
In two years.
I glare at his name on my screen, wishing he were sixty-five already, then take a few deep breaths to calm myself. In two years he’ll have to retire, and in one year I will start planning to ensure I replace him when that happens. That’s all I can do.
Once I’ve gone through my weekly planning checklist so I know exactly what I will accomplish each day this week, I delete Andy’s numbers from my phone and unfriend him on all social networks, wondering as I do how people managed to get closure before the Internet.
Not that I need any. We had some fun and now it’s over. I’m hardly devastated enough to need closure. Or at all.
I shut down the computer and look around to make sure everything is neat and tidy. The cleaners appear to have moved the peppermint candle I keep on the corner of the desk a little closer to the middle, and I sigh and move it back. I keep asking them not to shift anything but they don’t seem to be able to remember what goes where. Peppermint is energizing so I burn the candle when I have a lot of work to do at home, but repositioning the stupid thing all the time is the opposite of energizing.
After another room check, which now doesn’t find anything out of place, I return to my bathroom to prepare for bed. Makeup off and a facial massage with cleansing oil, then foaming cleanser, toner, serum, moisturizer, and eye cream. Leave-in conditioner brushed through my hair and left to dry. Floss, brush, rinse with mouthwash, put on moisturizing lip balm. Hands and feet slathered with rich night cream and slipped into cotton gloves and socks. It takes about thirty minutes, and halfway through I find myself exhausted, but I keep going and eventually finish the routine and get everything I’ve used put away so the
bathroom is perfectly ordered again.
Then I pad to the bedroom, slip between the cool cotton sheets the cleaning service changed for me, and review tomorrow’s task list in my mind until I fall asleep.
Chapter Two
As Andy predicted I sleep well, and when my phone’s alarm wakes me the next morning I wonder why he thought I wouldn’t. Nobody likes being dumped, obviously, but we hadn’t been more than a diversion to each other so losing him doesn’t much matter.
What does matter is when I step onto my bathroom scale for the first time in a month and almost pass out.
One hundred and twenty-seven pounds? No wonder I’ve been feeling squished in my work clothes.
If I don’t fix this right now I won’t even need my work clothes. Elle Warhol, my hugely successful designer boss, has made a career of never making a dress larger than a size six and since she requires her female staff to wear her clothes our office is full of skinny women. I’m usually a four, which makes me one of the biggest employees, and now I’m more like a six. If I gain even a few more pounds, I’ll be pushed out of my job. It won’t be the official reason, of course, but everyone will know the truth. I’ve seen it happen to others and I can’t let it happen to me. George Slattery aside, I love my job and I’m perfect for it.
I shower and blow-dry my hair to sleek glossy perfection over my shoulders and moisturize my body and do my morning skin-care and my makeup, then after putting on my bra and underwear and wriggling into my Spanx I go to my closet and run a doubtful eye along my dresses and jackets and skirts.
Which of you, I ask them silently, will allow my bulk into you today?
None of them seem likely to comply, but the third thing I try on, a size six short-sleeved navy dress I bought with my first paycheck from Elle to remind me never to get bigger than a six, looks sleek enough over my Spanx so I decide it’ll have to do although I’d far rather be in a four. After adding my favorite classic silver hoop earrings and matching necklace I scan my neatly racked work shoes before choosing the leopard-print pumps Elle complimented last week. They’re only three inch heels, which still leaves me one inch shorter than my 5’8” boss, but at least I’ll be close to looking her in the eye if I see her today.
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