James Herriot

by All Things Wise;Wonderful

  “That’s what she said.”

  I finished my lunch in a dream, but by the end of it I had accepted the extraordinary fact Helen and Miss Tremayne were two sensible people—there couldn’t be any mistake. And yet … even as I drew up outside the old Manor House a feeling of unreality persisted.

  Elsie opened the door as usual. I looked at her for a moment.

  “What’s this I hear, Elsie?”

  She started a giggle which rapidly spread over her spherical frame.

  I put my hand on her shoulder. “Is it true?”

  The giggle developed into a mighty gale of laughter, and if she hadn’t been holding the handle I am sure she would have fallen over.

  “Aye, it’s right enough,” she gasped. “Ah’ve found a man at last and ah’m goin’ to get wed!” She leaned helplessly on the door.

  “Well, I’m pleased to hear it, Elsie. I hope you’ll be very happy.”

  She hadn’t the strength to speak but merely nodded as she lay against the door. Then she led me to the drawing room.

  “In ye go,” she chuckled. “Ah’ll bring ye some tea.”

  Miss Tremayne rose to greet me with parted lips and shining eyes. “Oh, Mr. Herriot, have you heard?”

  “Yes, but how …?”

  “It all started when I asked Mr. Daggett for some fresh eggs. He sent Ned on his bicycle with the eggs and it was like fate.”

  “Well, how wonderful.”

  “Yes, and I actually saw it happen. Ned walked in that door with his basket, Elsie was clearing the table here, and, Mr. Herriot.” She clasped her hands under her chin, smiled ecstatically and her eyes rolled upwards. “Oh, Mr. Herriot, it was love at first sight!”

  “Yes … yes, indeed. Marvellous!”

  “And ever since that day Ned has been calling round and now he comes every evening and sits with Elsie in the kitchen. Isn’t it romantic!”

  “It certainly is. And when did they decide to get married?”

  “Oh, he popped the question within a month, and I’m so happy for Elsie because Ned is such a dear little man, don’t you think so?”

  “Yes he is,” I said. “He’s a very nice chap.”

  Elsie simpered and tittered her way in with the tea then put her hand over her face and fled in confusion, and as Miss Tremayne began to pour I sank into one of the armchairs and lifted Wilberforce on to my lap.

  The big cat purred as I instilled a few drops of lotion into his ear. He had a chronic canker condition—not very bad but now and then it became painful and needed treatment. It was because Miss Tremayne didn’t like putting the lotion in that I was pressed into service.

  As I turned the ear over and gently massaged the oily liquid into the depths, Wilberforce groaned softly with pleasure and rubbed his cheek against my hand. He loved this anointing of the tender area beyond his reach and when I had finished he curled up on my knee.

  I leaned back and sipped my tea. At that moment, with my back and shoulders weary and my hands red and chapped with countless washings on the open hillsides this seemed to be veterinary practice at its best.

  Miss Tremayne continued. “We shall have a little reception after the wedding and then the happy couple will take up residence here.”

  “You mean, in this house?”

  “Yes, of course. There’s heaps of room in this big old place, and I have furnished two rooms for them on the east side. I’m sure they’ll be very comfortable. Oh, I’m so excited about it all!”

  She refilled my cup. “Before you go you must let Elsie show you where they are going to live.”

  On my way out the little woman took me through to the far end of the house.

  ‘This, hee-hee-hee,” she said, “is where we’ll sit of a night, and this, ha-ha-ho-ho, oh dear me, is our bedroom.” She staggered around for a bit, wiped her eyes and turned to me for my opinion.

  “It’s really lovely, Elsie,” I said.

  There were bright carpets, chairs with flowered covers and a fine mahogany-ended bed. It was nothing like the loft.

  And as I looked at Elsie I realised the things Ned would see in his bride. Laughter, warmth, vivacity, and—I had no doubt at all—beauty and glamour.

  I seemed to get round to most farms that lambing time and in due course I landed at Mr. Daggett’s. I delivered a fine pair of twins for him but it didn’t seem to cheer him at all. Lifting the towel from the grass he handed it to me.

  “Well, what did ah tell ye about Ned, eh? Got mixed up wi’ a woman just like ah said.” He sniffed disapprovingly. “All that rakin’ and chasin’ about—ah knew he’d get into mischief at t’finish.”

  I walked back over the sunlit fields to the farm and as I passed the byre door Ned came out pushing a wheelbarrow.

  “Good morning, Ned,” I said.

  He glanced up at me in his vague way. “How do, Mr. Herriot.”

  There was something different about him and it took me a few moments to discern what it was; his eyes had lost the expectant look which had been there for so long, and, after all, that was perfectly natural. Because it had happened at last for Ned.

  CHAPTER 47

  I HAD PLENTY OF time on my hands at Eastchurch, plenty of time to think, and like most servicemen I thought of home. Only my home wasn’t there any more.

  When I left Darrowby Helen had gone back to live with her father and the little rooms under the tiles of Skeldale House would be empty and dusty now. But they lived on in my mind, clear in every detail.

  I could see the ivy-fringed window looking over the tumble of roofs to the green hills, our few pieces of furniture, the bed and side table and the old wardrobe which only stayed shut with the aid of one of my socks jammed in the door. Strangely, it was that dangling woollen toe which gave me the sharpest stab as I remembered.

  And even though it was all gone I could hear the bedside radio playing, my wife’s voice from the other side of the fire and on that winter evening Tristan shouting up the stairs from the passage far below.

  “Jim! Jim!”

  I went out and stuck my head over the bannisters. “What is it, Triss?”

  “Sorry to bother you, Jim, but could you come down for a minute?” The upturned face had an anxious look.

  I went down the long flights of steps two at a time and when I arrived slightly breathless on the ground floor Tristan beckoned me through to the consulting room at the back of the house. A teenage girl was standing by the table, her hand resting on a stained roll of blanket.

  “It’s a cat,” Tristan said. He pulled back a fold of the blanket and I looked down at a large, deeply striped tabby. At least he would have been large if he had had any flesh on his bones, but ribs and pelvis stood out painfully through the fur and as I passed my hand over the motionless body I could feel only a thin covering of skin.

  Tristan cleared his throat. “There’s something else, Jim.”

  I looked at him curiously. For once he didn’t seem to have a joke in him. I watched as he gently lifted one of the cat’s hind legs and rolled the abdomen into view. There was a gash on the ventral surface through which a coiled cluster of intestines spilled grotesquely on to the cloth. I was still shocked and staring when the girl spoke.

  “I saw this cat sittin’ in the dark, down Brown’s yard. I thought ’e looked skinny, like, and a bit quiet and I bent down to give ’im a pat Then I saw ’e was badly hurt and I went home for a blanket and brought ’im round to you.”

  “That was kind of you,” I said. “Have you any idea who he belongs to?”

  The girl shook her head. “No, he looks like a stray to me.”

  “He does indeed.” I dragged my eyes away from the terrible wound. “You’re Marjorie Simpson, aren’t you?”

  “Yes.”

  “I know your Dad well. He’s our postman.”

  “That’s right” She gave a half smile then her lips trembled.

  “Well, I reckon I’d better leave ’im with you. You’ll be goin’ to put him out of his misery. Th
ere’s nothing anybody can do about … about that?”

  I shrugged and shook my head. The girl’s eyes filled with tears, she stretched out a hand and touched the emaciated animal then turned and walked quickly to the door.

  “Thanks again, Marjorie,” I called after the retreating back. “And don’t worry—we’ll look after him.”

  In the silence that followed, Tristan and I looked down at the shattered animal. Under the surgery lamp it was all too easy to see. He had almost been disembowelled and the pile of intestines was covered in dirt and mud.

  “What d’you think did this?” Tristan said at length. “Has he been run over?”

  “Maybe,” I replied. “Could be anything. An attack by a big dog or somebody could have kicked him or struck him.” All things were possible with cats because some people seemed to regard them as fair game for any cruelty.

  Tristan nodded. “Anyway, whatever happened, he must have been on the verge of starvation. He’s a skeleton. I bet he’s wandered miles from home.”

  “Ah well,” I sighed. “There’s only one thing to do. Those guts are perforated in several places. It’s hopeless.”

  Tristan didn’t say anything but he whistled under his breath and drew the tip of his forefinger again and again across the furry cheek. And, unbelievably, from somewhere in the scraggy chest a gentle purring arose.

  The young man looked at me, round eyed. “My God, do you hear that?”

  “Yes … amazing in that condition. He’s a good-natured cat.”

  Tristan, head bowed, continued his stroking. I knew how he felt because, although he preserved a cheerfully hard-boiled attitude to our patients he couldn’t kid me about one thing; he had a soft spot for cats. Even now, when we are both around the sixty mark, he often talks to me over a beer about the cat he has had for many years. It is a typical relationship—they tease each other unmercifully—but it is based on real affection.

  “It’s no good, Triss,” I said gently. “It’s got to be done.” I reached for the syringe but something in me rebelled against plunging a needle into that mutilated body. Instead I pulled a fold of the blanket over the cat’s head.

  “Pour a little ether on to the cloth,” I said. “He’ll just sleep away.”

  Wordlessly Tristan unscrewed the cap of the ether bottle and poised it above the head. Then from under the shapeless heap of blanket we heard it again; the deep purring which increased in volume till it boomed in our ears like a distant motorcycle.

  Tristan was like a man turned to stone, hand gripping the bottle rigidly, eyes staring down at the mound of cloth from which the purring rose in waves of warm friendly sound.

  At last he looked up at me and gulped. “I don’t fancy this much, Jim. Can’t we do something?”

  “You mean, put that lot back?”

  “Yes.”

  “But the bowels are damaged—they’re like a sieve in parts.”

  “We could stitch them, couldn’t we?”

  I lifted the blanket and looked again. “Honestly, Triss, I wouldn’t know where to start. And the whole thing is filthy.”

  He didn’t say anything, but continued to look at me steadily. And I didn’t need much persuading. I had no more desire to pour ether on to that comradely purring than he had.

  “Come on, then,” I said. “We’ll have a go.”

  With the oxygen bubbling and the cat’s head in the anaesthetic mask we washed the whole prolapse with warm saline. We did it again and again but it was impossible to remove every fragment of caked dirt. Then we started the painfully slow business of stitching the many holes in the tiny intestines, and here I was glad of Tristan’s nimble fingers which seemed better able to manipulate the small round-bodied needles than mine.

  Two hours and yards of catgut later, we dusted the patched up peritoneal surface with sulphanilamide and pushed the entire mass back into the abdomen. When I had sutured muscle layers and skin everything looked tidy but I had a nasty feeling of sweeping undesirable things under the carpet. The extensive damage, all that contamination—peritonitis was inevitable.

  “He’s alive, anyway, Triss,” I said as we began to wash the instruments. “We’ll put him on to sulphapyridine and keep our fingers crossed.” There were still no antibiotics at that time but the new drug was a big advance.

  The door opened and Helen came in. “You’ve been a long time, Jim.” She walked over to the table and looked down at the sleeping cat. “What a poor skinny little thing. He’s all bones.”

  “You should have seen him when he came in.” Tristan switched off the steriliser and screwed shut the valve on the anaesthetic machine. “He looks a lot better now.”

  She stroked the little animal for a moment. “Is he badly injured?”

  “I’m afraid so, Helen,” I said. “We’ve done our best for him but I honestly don’t think he has much chance.”

  “What a shame. And he’s pretty, too. Four white feet and all those unusual colours.” With her finger she traced the faint bands of auburn and copper-gold among the grey and black.

  Tristan laughed. “Yes, I think that chap has a ginger Tom somewhere in his ancestry.”

  Helen smiled, too, but absently, and I noticed a broody look about her. She hurried out to the stock room and returned with an empty box.

  “Yes … yes …” she said thoughtfully. “I can make a bed in this box for him and he’ll sleep in our room, Jim.”

  “He will?”

  “Yes, he must be warm, mustn’t he?”

  “Of course.”

  Later, in the darkness of our bed-sitter, I looked from my pillow at a cosy scene. Sam in his basket on one side of the flickering fire and the cat cushioned and blanketed in his box on the other.

  As I floated off into sleep it was good to know that my patient was so comfortable, but I wondered if he would be alive in the morning.

  I knew he was alive at 7:30 a.m. because my wife was already up and talking to him. I trailed across the room in my pyjamas and the cat and I looked at each other. I rubbed him under the chin and he opened his mouth in a rusty miaow. But he didn’t try to move.

  “Helen,” I said. ‘This little thing is tied together inside with catgut. He’ll have to live on fluids for a week and even then he probably won’t make it. If he stays up here you’ll be spooning milk into him umpteen times a day.”

  “Okay, okay.” She had that broody look again.

  It wasn’t only milk she spooned into him over the next few days. Beef essence, strained broth and a succession of sophisticated baby foods found their way down his throat at regular intervals. One lunchtime I found Helen kneeling by the box.

  “We shall call him Oscar,” she said.

  “You mean we’re keeping him?”

  “Yes.”

  I am fond of cats but we already had a dog in our cramped quarters and I could see difficulties. Still I decided to let it go.

  “Why Oscar?”

  “I don’t know.” Helen tipped a few drops of chop gravy on to the little red tongue and watched intently as he swallowed.

  One of the things I like about women is their mystery, the unfathomable part of them, and I didn’t press the matter further. But I was pleased at the way things were going. I had been giving the sulphapyridine every six hours and taking the temperature night and morning, expecting all the time to encounter the roaring fever, the vomiting and the tense abdomen of peritonitis. But it never happened.

  It was as though Oscar’s animal instinct told him he had to move as little as possible because he lay absolutely still day after day and looked up at us—and purred.

  His purr became part of our lives and when he eventually left his bed, sauntered through to our kitchen and began to sample Sam’s dinner of meat and biscuit it was a moment of triumph. And I didn’t spoil it by wondering if he was ready for solid food; I felt he knew.

  From then on it was sheer joy to watch the furry scarecrow fill out and grow strong, and as he ate and ate and the flesh spread over hi
s bones the true beauty of his coat showed in the glossy medley of auburn, black and gold. We had a handsome cat on our hands.

  Once Oscar had fully recovered, Tristan was a regular visitor.

  He probably felt, and rightly, that he, more than I, had saved Oscar’s life in the first place and he used to play with him for long periods. His favourite ploy was to push his leg round the corner of the table and withdraw it repeatedly just as the cat pawed at it.

  Oscar was justifiably irritated by this teasing but showed his character by lying in wait for Tristan one night and biting him smartly in the ankle before he could start his tricks.

  From my own point of view Oscar added many things to our menage. Sam was delighted with him and the two soon became firm friends, Helen adored him and each evening I thought afresh that a nice cat washing his face by the hearth gave extra comfort to a room.

  Oscar had been established as one of the family for several weeks when I came in from a late call to find Helen waiting for me with a stricken face.

  “What’s happened?” I asked.

  “It’s Oscar—he’s gone!”

  “Gone? What do you mean?”

  “Oh, Jim, I think he’s run away.”

  I stared at her. “He wouldn’t do that. He often goes down to the garden at night. Are you sure he isn’t there?”

  “Absolutely. I’ve searched right into the yard. I’ve even had a walk round the town. And remember.” Her chin quivered. “He … he ran away from somewhere before.”

  I looked at my watch. “Ten o’clock. Yes, that is strange. He shouldn’t be out at this time.”

  As I spoke the front door bell jangled. I galloped down the stairs and as I rounded the corner in the passage I could see Mrs. Heslington, the vicar’s wife, through the glass. I threw open the door. She was holding Oscar in her arms.

  “I believe this is your cat, Mr. Herriot,” she said.

  “It is indeed, Mrs. Heslington. Where did you find him?”

  She smiled. “Well it was rather odd. We were having a meeting of the Mothers’ Union at the church house and we noticed the cat sitting there in the room.”

  “Just sitting … ?”