by Fer-De-Lance
In the office after lunch Wolfe got into his chair, still silent. I straightened up the papers on my desk and removed from the pad the sheets that I had used and clipped them together. Then I sat down and waited for the spirit to move him. After a while he pulled a sigh that would have fed a blacksmith’s bellows all afternoon, shoved his chair back so he could get the drawer of his desk open, and began raking the piles of bottle caps into the drawer. I watched him. When it was finished and the drawer shut he said:
“Mr. Kimball is an unhappy man, Archie.”
I said, “He’s a slicker.”
“Perhaps. Nevertheless, unhappy. He is beset from many sides. His son wants to kill him, and intends to. But if Kimball admits that fact, even to himself, he is done for and he knows it. His son, and through his son the future Kimballs, are now all he has to live for. So he cannot admit it and will not. But if he doesn’t admit it, and not only admit it but do something about it, again he is done for, for shortly he will die and probably in a thoroughly disagreeable manner. The dilemma is too much for him, and no wonder, for it has additional complications. He wants help, but he dares not ask for it. The reason he dares not ask for it is that like all mortal fools he hopes against all hope. What if—he does not admit this, but no man is so poor that he cannot afford a what if—what if his son did attempt to kill him and by mischance killed Barstow instead? Might the son not take that mischance as an omen? Might he not be persuaded—the father could even discuss it with him, man to man—might he not be persuaded to make a sensible trade with destiny and give his father’s life for the one he has inadvertently taken? That way Kimball could live to see a grandchild on his knee. In the meantime, until that trade, which would be the most triumphant one of his career, could be consummated, there would be great and constant danger. It would be enough to frighten a younger and an honester man. But he dares not ask for help, for in doing so he would expose his son to a peril as great as the one that confronts himself. It is an admirable dilemma; I have rarely seen one with so many horns and all of them so sharp. It so confused Kimball that he did something which I suspect has been rare with him; he acted like a fool. He exposed his son without gaining any protection for himself. The facts behind the fear he blurted out; the fear itself he denied.”
Wolfe stopped. He leaned back in his chair and let his chin fall and laced his fingers on his belly.
“Okay,” I said. “Okay for Kimball. Now Manuel. I told you he made me nervous. But aside from that, shall I take the typewriter and make a list of all the swell proof we have that he killed Barstow?”
“Confound it.” Wolfe sighed. “I know, the picture must be varnished. The can is empty, Archie. In fact, the can itself is gone. There is nothing.”
I nodded. “If I may make a suggestion? There is a flying field at Armonk, which is only a few miles from Pleasantville. If I may drive up there and get curious?”
“You may. But I doubt if he used a public flying field. He would prefer privacy. So before you go, try this. Take this down.”
“Long?”
“Very short.”
I got a pad and pencil. Wolfe dictated:
Whoever saw me land in the pasture with my airplane Monday evening, June fifth, please communicate. Am winning a bet and will share.
I said, “Good. Swell. But it might have been a golf links.”
Wolfe shook his head. “Still too public, and too much loud objection. Leave it pasture; it will have to be definite.—No, do not phone it. Stop at the Times office on your way uptown; leave it, and make sure the answers will reach us. Also—yes, the other papers, morning and evening, with similar proper arrangements. Manuel Kimball is ingenious enough to be annoying; should he see the advertisement it might occur to him to acquire the answers.”
I got up. “All right, I’m off.”
“Just a moment. Does White Plains come before Armonk?”
“Yes.”
“Then on your way see Anderson. Tell him everything except Carlo Maffei and the Argentine. Present it to him; a fine gesture. Also tell him that E. D. Kimball is in imminent and constant danger and should have protection. Kimball of course will deny it and the precaution will be futile; nevertheless, when men undertake to meddle in the affairs of violent persons as you and I do, certain duties are assumed and should not be neglected.”
I knew it had to be done, but I said, “I’d just as soon give Anderson a piece of information as tip a subway guard.”
“Soon, now,” Wolfe replied, “we may be in a position to send him a bill.”
Chapter 14
What with stopping to put the ads in and the Friday afternoon summer traffic, by the time I got to the District Attorney’s office in White Plains it was nearly four o’clock. I hadn’t bothered to telephone ahead to see if Anderson or Derwin would be in because I had to go through White Plains anyhow to get to Armonk.
They were both there. The girl at the desk threw me a smile when I went up to her, and I liked that; when the time comes that they stop remembering you it means that your pan is losing its shine. Instead of asking my name or who I wanted to see, she nodded and pressed down a key on the switchboard. I said, “Who do you think I am, the prodigal son?” She said, “They’ll kill you instead of the calf.” After she had talked into the phone a couple of seconds one of the doors snapped open and Derwin came out. He came up to me. “What do you want?” I grinned. “This is hot. Can you get Ben Cook here in a hurry?” Because I didn’t like fits I went right on, “I want to tell Mr. Anderson something. Or you, or both of you.”
I never did find out, I don’t know to this day, what that White Plains bunch thought they had been doing during the six days that had passed since the autopsy. There was a hint or two, of course; that Friday afternoon Anderson told me that Corbett had spent two days at Holland University. Probably they got hold of a rumor that there was a student there whom Barstow had kept in school an extra hour or some such sizzler. I know they hadn’t come within a mile of anything warm. Though it was hard to believe, it was a fact that Anderson didn’t even know that Barstow had been using a new bag of golf clubs that had been given to him by his wife as a birthday present, until I told him. I only got one piece of news that afternoon; a New York chemist had said definitely that Barstow’s blood showed snake venom. It was that report that had got Anderson and Derwin’s minds off the golf clubs and dwelling fondly on copperheads; and though I hate like the devil to admit it, it gave me a few bad hours, too. Although it left the needle unexplained, I had seen odder things than a needle in a man’s stomach accounted for by coincidence. Copperheads were not unknown in Westchester; what if one had been visiting the Green Meadow Club that Sunday and bit Barstow? On the foot or anywhere. It was about good enough for a headache. The snake venom report hadn’t been given to the newspapers, and it wasn’t given to me until after Anderson and Derwin had my tale, so it didn’t cramp my style.
And of course even if the Green Meadow fairway had been carpeted with copperheads a foot deep, Anderson and Derwin couldn’t get around the fact that Nero Wolfe had told them exactly what the autopsy would show them.
Derwin took me into Anderson’s room. Anderson was there with another man, not a dick, he looked like a lawyer. I sat down and hooked my panama on my knee.
Anderson said, “What’s on your mind?”
I just simply didn’t like that man. I couldn’t even have any fun with him, to speak of, because whatever it was disagreeable about him, his face and his manner, was so deep and primitive that the only possible way to get any real satisfaction would have been to haul off and plug him in the nose. Derwin was different; he certainly wasn’t my favorite uncle, but he would take a lot of kidding.
I said, “Information from Nero Wolfe. Maybe you’d better call a stenographer.”
He had to pass a few remarks first, but I went patient and forbearing on him. What was the use of thinking up a lot of snappy comebacks when I couldn’t use the one I wanted to? So pretty soon he saw he was
n’t getting anywhere, and called a stenographer, and I spieled it off. I told about the birthday present, and the whereabouts of Barstow’s golf bag and who had put it there, and the loan of Kimball’s driver on the first tee. I suggested that they find out all about Kimball’s bag, where he kept it and who had access to it, though I knew that anyone approaching from that direction would never get anywhere, for Manuel must have had any number of opportunities. Then I gave them Wolfe’s message about protection for Kimball. I made that strong. I said that Wolfe felt that the responsibility for the safety of a citizen whose life was in jeopardy was a burden for the authorities to assume, and that he would not be answerable, to himself or anyone else, for anything that might happen to E. D. Kimball at any moment.
When I got through Anderson asked questions, and some I answered and some I didn’t. He kept it up quite a while, until finally I had to grin at him.
“Mr. Anderson,” I said, “you’re trying to lure me on.”
He was smooth. “But not succeeding, Goodwin. I’ll be frank with you. When the autopsy verified Wolfe’s prediction, I thought he knew who did it. When the reward was offered and he didn’t grab it, I knew he didn’t know. We know everything you do now, and a lot more, except the one detail of how Wolfe came to make the prediction in the first place. I’d like to know that, though I don’t believe it can be of much value since Wolfe doesn’t get anywhere with it. All the same, you might tell me. I’ll tell you anything and everything. For instance, this morning snake venom was identified in Barstow’s blood.”
“Thanks. That saves me the trouble of reading tonight’s papers.”
“The papers haven’t got it. I can tell you a few other things too.”
So he did; he mentioned Corbett’s trip to the university and a lot of other junk, and wound it up with a lecture on copperheads. Wanting to get on to Armonk, and to be alone to see if the snake venom news sounds hollow when you dropped it on the sidewalk, I thanked him and got up and put on my hat, and he got sore. I didn’t bother anymore; I reminded him about protecting E. D. Kimball, and walked out.
Since it was only a few miles out of the way and I didn’t know how long it would take me at Armonk, I decided to drop in at the Barstows first. From a booth on Main Street I telephoned; Sarah Barstow was home. Twenty minutes later I was turning into their drive. The same guard was there, and when I stopped he gave me a look and nodded me on.
Some people were on the front terrace having tea. I went to the side door, and Small took me to the sun-room at the back, only since it was afternoon the blinds were all up and the glass was in shadow. Small told me that Miss Barstow would join me shortly, and asked if I would have some tea.
I said, “You didn’t think that up all alone.” Of course not a flicker. “Miss Barstow told me to offer you tea, sir.”
“Sure. She would. A glass of milk would be nice.” In a minute he was back with the milk, and when it was about half gone Sarah Barstow came in. I had told her on the phone it was just a social call, nothing to worry about, and as I got up and looked at her coming toward me, natural and young and human, I thought to myself that if she ever started a clinic for broken hearts I’d be the first in line if I wasn’t too busy. I said to her:
“You’ve had a nap since I saw you last.” She smiled. “I’ve slept forever. Sit down.” I took my chair and picked up my glass. “Thank you for the milk, Miss Barstow. It’s swell milk, too. I’m sorry to call you away from your friends, but it won’t take long. I’ve just been over at Mr. Anderson’s office having a chat. I told him about the birthday present and about your night trip to the Tarrytown ferry.—Now wait a minute, you certainly are quick on the trigger. It don’t mean a thing, it was just strategy, you know, what generals lose battles with. That junk is all out. There never was any phony driver in your father’s bag, when your mother gave it to him or any other time. Nobody ever tried to kill him. He died by an accident.”
She was staring at me. I waited to let her digest it. She said, “Then it wasn’t murder at all—Nero Wolfe was wrong—but how—”
“I didn’t say it wasn’t murder. Wolfe wasn’t wrong. The accident happened on the first tee. Your father’s caddy was off with his bag, and your father borrowed E. D. Kimball’s driver. It was that borrowed driver that did it. It was a rotten break, that’s all. Nobody wanted to kill him.”
She said, “My father—I knew my father—”
I nodded. “Yes, I guess you knew your father all right. That’s all I wanted to tell you, Miss Barstow. I didn’t like to phone it, because I don’t know when Anderson will want to release it. So it’s confidential. I didn’t want you to find out from him what I had told him and maybe think I had double-crossed you. If he should be so curious that he begins asking you why you go around throwing golf bags in the river, in spite of the fact that that’s all washed up, tell him to go to hell. That’s why I told you that. The reason I told you about Kimball lending his driver was because I know it can’t be any fun lying in bed wondering who murdered your father when you ought to be asleep. Nobody murdered him. But it would be okay to keep that in the family for a while.” I got up. “That’s all.”
She sat still. She looked up at me. “Are you going? I think I’ll sit here a little. Thank you, Mr. Goodwin.—You didn’t finish your milk.”
I picked up the glass and emptied it and went on out. I was thinking that even on a busy day I might find time to drop in at that clinic.
By the time I got to Armonk it was after six o’clock, but the sun was still high and a couple of planes were perched on the field and another one was just landing. There was signs all around, FLY $5, and TRY THE SKY, and other come-ons, painted on the fence and the walls of the wooden hangars. It wasn’t much of a field as far as equipment was concerned, that is, it wasn’t very elaborate, but the field itself was good-sized and well-kept and flat as a pancake. I parked the roadster off the highway and went through the gate alongside one of the hangars. There was no one around outside except the pilot and two passengers getting out of the plane that had just landed. I went along looking in the doors and in the third hangar found a couple of guys throwing pennies at a crack.
They straightened up and looked at me and I nodded.
“Hello.” I grinned. “I hate to interrupt your game, but I’m looking for a map, a bound book of flying maps. Maybe that isn’t the technical term for it, but I’m not a flyer.”
One of them was just a kid. The other one, a little older, in a mechanic’s uniform, shook his head.
“We don’t sell maps.”
“I don’t mean I want to buy one. I’m looking for one, bound in red leather, that my brother left here a week ago Monday. June fifth, it was. You probably remember. He knew I was coming past here today on my way to the Berkshires and asked me to stop and get it. He landed here at your field, in his private plane, around six o’clock that evening, and took off again around ten. He’s pretty sure he must have left the map here somewhere.”
The mechanic was shaking his head. “He didn’t land at this field.”
I was surprised. “What? Of course he did. He ought to know what field he landed at.”
“Maybe he ought to, but he don’t, not if he says he landed here. There’s been no machine here except ours for over a month, except a biplane that came down one morning last week.”
“That’s funny.” I couldn’t understand it. “Are you sure? Maybe you weren’t here.”
“I’m always here, mister. I sleep here. If you ask me, I think your brother had better find his map. I think he needs it.”
“It sure looks that way. Are there any other fields around here?”
“Not very close. There’s one at Danbury, and one up toward Poughkeepsie.”
“Well. This is one on him. Sorry I interrupted your game. I’m much obliged.”
“Don’t mention it.”
I went out and sat in the roadster to decide what to do. The mechanic hadn’t talked like a man earning the five-spot that some
one had given him to keep his mouth shut; he had just been telling what had happened, or rather what hadn’t happened. Armonk was out. Poughkeepsie too; for although Manuel might have made it there in twenty minutes in his plane, he had to have time to get to wherever he had left his car and drive to where he was going to meet Carlo Maffei. He had almost certainly met Maffei near some subway station uptown in New York, and the date had been for seven-thirty. He could never have made it from Poughkeepsie. Danbury, I thought, was barely possible, and I headed the roaster north.
I didn’t like to do that at all, for it was June 16, the anniversary of the day little Tommie Williamson had been restored to his parents in Wolfe’s office, and Mr. and Mrs. Burke Williamson and Tommie—four years older now—were going to celebrate as usual by dining with Wolfe. Each year they tried to get him to go to their place, but they never succeeded. They were all right, and I liked Tommie, but the point I had in mind was the importance that Fritz attached to that occasion. Of course he knew that Williamson owned a chain of hotels, and I suppose he wanted to show him what a pity it was that hotels never had anything fit to eat. As Saul Panzer would say, lovin’ babe, what a feed! One-fifth of that cargo was labeled for my hold, and instead of being there to stow it away where it belonged, at eight o’clock that evening I was unenjoying myself at a fern and palm joint in Danbury with a plate of liver and bacon that had absolutely been fried in differential grease.