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by Robert Sheckley


  The Director got up and walked to a wall safe concealed behind a painting. He unlocked it, reached in, and took out a metal container somewhat larger than a shoebox. He carried this to his desk, took a key out of his pocket, and unlocked it.

  He opened the box and removed an object wrapped in a silky red cloth. He removed the cloth and set the object on his desk. Quintero saw that it was a statue of a monkey, carved in what looked like a dark volcanic rock.

  It was a strange-looking monkey, however, because it had four arms and six legs.

  Then the Director unlocked a drawer in his desk, took out a long stick, placed it in the monkey’s lap, and lit it with a cigarette lighter.

  Oily black coils of smoke arose, and the Director began to dance around the monkey. His mouth was moving, and Quintero guessed that he was singing or chanting.

  He kept this up for about five minutes, and then the smoke began to coalesce and take on form. Soon it had shaped itself into a replica of the monkey, but magnified to the size of a man, an evil-looking thing made of smoke and enchantment.

  The smoke-demon (as Quintero named it) held a package in one of his four hands. He handed this to the Director, who took it, bowed deeply, and hurried over to his desk. He ripped open the package, and a pile of papers spilled over his desk. Quintero could see bundles of currency, and piles of engraved papers that looked like stock certificates.

  The Director tore himself away from the papers, bowed low once again to the smoke-demon, and spoke to it. The mouth of the smoky figure moved, and the Director answered him. They seemed to be having an argument.

  Then the Director shrugged, bowed again, went to his intercom, and pressed a button.

  An attractive young woman came into the room with a steno pad and pencil. She saw the smoke-demon, and her mouth widened into a scream. She ran to the door but was unable to open it.

  She turned and saw the smoke-demon flowing to her, engulf- ing her.

  During all this the Director was counting his piles of currency, oblivious to what was going on. But he had to look up when a brilliant light poured from the head of the smoke-demon, and the four hairy arms pulled the feebly struggling woman close to his body ... At that moment Quintero’s neck muscles could support him no longer. He fell and jostled the binoculars as he came down.

  He could hear the loose part rattle around; and then it gave a hard click, as though it had settled into its final position.

  Quintero picked himself up and massaged his neck with both hands. Had he been subject to a hallucination? Or had he seen something secret and magical that perhaps a few people knew about and used to maintain their financial positions—one more of the concealed and incredible things that people do?

  He didn’t know the answer, but he knew that he had to witness at least one more of those visions. He stood on his head again and looked through the binoculars.

  Yes, he could see! He was looking into a dreary furnished room. Within that room he saw a thin, potbellied man in his thirties, stripped to the waist, standing on his head with his stockinged feet pressed against the wall, looking upside down into a pair of binoculars that lay on the floor and were aimed at a wall.

  It took him a moment to realize that the binoculars were showing him himself.

  He sat down on the floor, suddenly frightened. For he realized that he was only another performer in humanity’s great circus, and he had just done one of his acts, just like the others. But who was watching? Who was the real observer?

  He turned the binoculars around and looked through the object-lenses. He saw a pair of eyes, and he thought they were his own—until one of them slowly winked at him.

  BESIDE STILL WATERS

  MARK ROGERS was a prospector, and he went to the asteroid belt looking for radioactives and rare metals. He searched for years, never finding much, hopping from fragment to fragment. After a time he settled on a slab of rock half a mile thick.

  Rogers had been born old, and he didn’t age much past a point. His face was white with the pallor of space, and his hands shook a little. He called his slab of rock Martha, after no girl he had ever known.

  He made a little strike, enough to equip Martha with an air pump and a shack, a few tons of dirt and some water tanks, and a robot. Then he settled back and watched the stars.

  The robot he bought was a standard-model all-around worker, with built-in memory and a thirty-word vocabulary. Mark added to that, bit by bit. He was something of a tinkerer, and he enjoyed adapting his environment to himself.

  At first, all the robot could say was “Yes, sir,” and “No, sir.” He could state simple problems: “The air pump is laboring, sir.” “The corn is budding, sir.” He could perform a satisfactory greeting: “Good morning, sir.”

  Mark changed that. He eliminated the “sirs” from the robot’s vocabulary; equality was the rule on Mark’s hunk of rock. Then he dubbed the robot Charles, after a father he had never known.

  As the years passed, the air pump began to labor a little as it converted the oxygen in the planetoid’s rock into a breathable atmosphere. The air seeped into space, and the pump worked a little harder, supplying more.

  The crops continued to grow on the tamed black dirt of the planetoid. Looking up, Mark could see the sheer blackness of the river of space, the floating points of the stars. Around him, under him, overhead, masses of rock drifted, and sometimes the starlight glinted from their black sides. Occasionally, Mark caught a glimpse of Mars or Jupiter. Once he thought he saw Earth.

  Mark began to tape new responses into Charles. He added simple responses to cue words. When he said, “How does it look?” Charles would answer, “Oh, pretty good, I guess.”

  At first the answers were what Mark had been answering himself, in the long dialogue held over the years. But, slowly, he began to build a new personality into Charles.

  Mark had always been suspicious and scornful of women. But for some reason he didn’t tape the same suspicion into Charles. Charles’s outlook was quite different.

  “What do you think of girls?” Mark would ask, sitting on a packing case outside the shack, after the chores were done.

  “Oh, I don’t know. You have to find the right one.” The robot would reply dutifully, repeating what had been put on its tape.

  “I never saw a good one yet,” Mark would say.

  “Well, that’s not fair. Perhaps you didn’t look long enough. There’s a girl in the world for every man.”

  “You’re a romantic!” Mark would say scornfully. The robot would pause—a built-in pause—and chuckle a carefully constructed chuckle.

  “I dreamed of a girl named Martha once,” Charles would say. “Maybe if I’d looked, I would have found her.”

  And then it would be bedtime. Or perhaps Mark would want more conversation. “What do you think of girls?” he would ask again, and the discussion would follow its same course.

  Charles grew old. His limbs lost their flexibility, and some of his wiring started to corrode. Mark would spend hours keeping the robot in repair.

  “You’re getting rusty,” he would cackle.

  “You’re not so young yourself,” Charles would reply. He had an answer for almost everything. Nothing elaborate, but an answer.

  It was always night on Martha, but Mark broke up his time into mornings, afternoons, and evenings. Their life followed a simple routine. Breakfast, from vegetables and Mark’s canned store. Then the robot would work in the fields, and the plants grew used to his touch. Mark would repair the pump, check the water supply, and straighten up the immaculate shack. Lunch, and the robot’s chores were usually finished.

  The two would sit on the packing case and watch the stars. They would talk until supper, and sometimes late into the endless night.

  In time, Mark built more complicated conversations into Charles. He couldn’t give the robot free choice, of course, but he managed a pretty close approximation of it. Slowly, Charles’s personality emerged. But it was strikingly different from Mark�
��s.

  Where Mark was querulous, Charles was calm. Mark was sardonic; Charles was naive. Mark was a cynic; Charles was an idealist. Mark was often sad; Charles was forever content.

  And in time, Mark forgot he had built the answers into Charles. He accepted the robot as a friend, of about his own age. A friend of long years’ standing.

  “The thing I don’t understand,” Mark would say, “is why a man like you wants to live here. I mean, it’s all right for me. No one cares about me, and I never gave much of a damn about anyone. But why you?”

  “Here I have a whole world,” Charles would reply, “where on Earth I had to share with billions. I have the stars, bigger and brighter than on Earth. I have all space around me, close, like still waters. And I have you, Mark.”

  “Now, don’t go getting sentimental on me—”

  “I’m not. Friendship counts. Love was lost long ago, Mark. The love of a girl named Martha, whom neither of us ever met. And that’s a pity. But friendship remains, and the eternal night.”

  “You’re a bloody poet,” Mark would say, half admiringly.

  “A poor poet.”

  Time passed unnoticed by the stars, and the air pump hissed and clanked and leaked. Mark was fixing it constantly, but the air of Martha became increasingly rare. Although Charles labored in the fields, the crops, deprived of sufficient air, died.

  Mark was tired now, and barely able to crawl around, even without the grip of gravity. He stayed in his bunk most of the time. Charles fed him as best he could, moving on rusty, creaky limbs.

  “What do you think of girls?”

  “I never saw a good one yet.”

  “Well, that’s not fair.”

  Mark was too tired to see the end coming, and Charles wasn’t interested. But the end was on its way. The air pump threatened to give out momentarily. There hadn’t been any food for days.

  “But why you?”

  “Here I have a whole world—”

  “Don’t get sentimental—”

  “And the love of a girl named Martha.”

  From his bunk Mark saw the stars for the last time. Big, bigger than ever, endlessly floating in the still waters of space.

  “The stars ...” Mark said.

  “Yes?”

  “The sun?”

  “—shall shine as he shines now, and heretofore.”

  “A bloody poet.”

  “A poor poet.”

  “And girls?”

  “I dreamed of a girl named Martha once. Maybe if—”

  “What do you think of girls? And stars? And Earth?” And it was bedtime, this time forever.

  Charles stood beside the body of his friend. He felt for a pulse once, and allowed the withered hand to fall. He walked to a corner of the shack and turned off the tired air pump.

  The tape that Mark had prepared had a few cracked inches left to run. “I hope he finds his Martha,” the robot croaked.

  Then the tape broke.

  His rusted limbs would not bend, and he stood frozen, staring back at the naked stars. Then he bowed his head.

  “The Lord is my shepherd,” Charles said. “I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me ...”

  FIRST PUBLICATION

  “The Monsters”: The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, March 1953.

  “Seventh Victim”: Galaxy Science Fiction, April 1953.

  “Shape”: Galaxy Science Fiction, November 1953.

  “Specialist”: Galaxy Science Fiction, May 1953.

  “Warm”: Galaxy Science Fiction, June 1953.

  “Watchbird”: Galaxy Science Fiction, February 1953.

  “The Accountant”: The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, July 1954.

  “Paradise II”: Time to Come, edited by August Derleth (Farrar, Straus and Young, 1954).

  “All the Things You Are”: Galaxy Science Fiction, July 1956.

  “Protection”: Galaxy Science Fiction, April 1956.

  “The Native Problem”: Galaxy Science Fiction, December 1956.

  “Pilgrimage to Earth”: published as “Love, Incorporated,” Playboy, September 1956.

  “A Wind Is Rising”: published under the pseudonym Finn O’Donnevan, Galaxy Science Fiction, July 1957.

  “Dawn Invader”: The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, March 1957.

  “Double Indemnity”: Galaxy Science Fiction, October 1957.

  “Holdout”: The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, December 1957.

  “The Language of Love”: Galaxy Science Fiction, May 1957.

  “Morning After”: Galaxy Science Fiction, November 1957.

  “If the Red Slayer”: Amazing Science Fiction Stories, July 1959.

  “The Store of the Worlds”: published as “The World of Heart’s Desire,” Playboy, September 1959.

  “Shall We Have a Little Talk?”: Galaxy Magazine, October 1965.

  “Cordle to Onion to Carrot”: Playboy, December 1969.

  “The People Trap”: The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, June 1968.

  “Can You Feel Anything When I Do This?”: Playboy, August 1969.

  “Is That What People Do?”: Anticipations, edited by Christopher Priest (Charles Scribner’s Sons, 1978).

  “Beside Still Waters”: Amazing Stories, October/November 1953.

  THIS IS A NEW YORK REVIEW BOOK

  PUBLISHED BY THE NEW YORK REVIEW OF BOOKS

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  Copyright © 2012 by the estate of Robert Sheckley

  Copyright © 2012 by NYREV, Inc.

  Introduction copyright © 2012 by Alex Abramovich and Jonathan Lethem

  All rights reserved.

  Cover image: Keith Carter, Sky and Water, 1996

  Cover design: Katy Homans

  The Library of Congress has cataloged the earlier printing as follows:

  Sheckley, Robert, 1928–2005.

  Store of the worlds : the stories of Robert Sheckley / by Robert Sheckley ; edited and with an introduction by Jonathan Lethem and Alex Abramovich.

  p. cm. — (New York Review Books classics)

  ISBN 978-1-59017-494-4 (alk. paper)

  1. Science fiction, American. I. Lethem, Jonathan. II. Abramovich, Alex, 1972– III. Title.

  PS3569.H392S76 2012

  813'.54—dc23

  2011043849

  eISBN 978-1-59017-508-8

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