What makes reading this book unique?
The Hounds do not follow the pack; instead we blaze our own trails. This light-hearted humorous book is designed to entertain and inform our readers in a very unique way, over and above our words of wisdom, we emphasize our views with the following:
Censored - Potentially sensitive material censored because it may offend.
Doggy Treats - Quick and informative words of wisdom for you to digest.
StoryTime - Stories we encountered throughout our research with an interesting moral.
Hounds Glossary - Words and/or terms uniquely interpreted by the Hounds.
Each Chapter will begin with:
Hounds Quote - We begin each chapter with a short poetic quote as an introduction
Overview - This is a short synopsis of each chapter.
Proverbs - Pithy poetic proverbs to express our thinking outside the proverbial box.
Beyond the Book
What is Hounds Hippie Hoopla (HHH)?
Our book has a connection to the 60s generation "free love" movement. The baby boomers started the hippie revolution in the 1960s. Now, about 50 years later; we are going beyond our book and joining boomers and their descendents in reviving the hippie wave. We see this as an opportunity to ride that wave.
"What Happens at the
Hounds Hippie Hoopla party,
may be your Fantasy Fulfillment of a Lifetime"
The HHH would become the ultimate celebration for Las Vegas and our book. These 60s theme hippie parties are where our readers put the teachings from our book into practice. Attendees will enjoy fun and games with likeminded people. We want to keep fantasy fulfillment energized and once again ride the hippie wave and revive the "free love" movement through these parties, so quit dreaming and start living.
Now that we have given you a brief summary of our book and parties, it is time for you to read our humorous, insightful, informative, unique, life changing book; then go beyond the book to attend our pleasurable parties.
But first, please read our disclaimer below.
Disclaimer
Throughout our good book, the Hounds express many unique thoughts, theories, and points of view. Some readers may be upset, but remember, these are our opinions; they do not have to be yours.
We also propose many unanswered questions. These questions seem to also upset some people; they were so quick to condemn us they didn't notice the question marks. If they did notice the question marks, they must be upset by their own answers.
If you want to burn our books, the Hounds will give you the matches and lighter fluid, but remember, you must first BUY our book.
Warning - Warning - Warning!!!
This book may be offensive to some readers, while gratifying to most others.
Read on at your own risk!
Chapter 1
Historical Sexual Evolution
"So hit the trail to find some tail then practice your braille as you go through this historical tale"
Proverb: A tail wants a tail which is swell, but cannot resist telling a tall tale about getting that tail. Resist those braggers and just enjoy making your tale come true.
Chapter 1 is an historical evolution that has inspired the Hounds to write this book. We will give you 2 major quickies. We bet that you never had a major quickie. The first is a quickie history lesson that led us into the world of fantasy fulfillment. We will also give you a quickie on human evolution from caveman to modern man. We do all of this in only a very few pages. Are you excited or what?
This is the first chapter of the Hounds soon to be best seller. We will give you a glimpse into why we wanted to write this book. We will start with a brief historical evolution, as viewed by the Hounds, in order to show how our interpretation backs the primary objective of this book which is fantasy fulfillment. We will venture from the caveman to modern times. Then we will go through the human evolution from diapers to Viagra.
The last part of this chapter is on the successful marketing campaign "What Happens in Vegas..." While there are several other Vegas campaigns, we are basing our book on this campaign because it was the transition campaign reinventing Vegas. Vegas is no longer concentrating on family fun but it is now focusing back to its original roots of Adult entertainment. Sin City is proudly once again Sin City.
The following are the Hound's interpretation of the evolutionary stepping stones, both historical and human, to adult fantasy fulfillment. These stepping stones and the famous Vegas campaign is one of our inspirations in writing this book.
Historical Evolution from Caveman
to Modern Times
Caveman
The Hounds would imagine that the caveman would go outside his cave and sniff the air. Have you ever heard the song "Love Is in the Air"? If there is the aroma of a lady, he will locate and pounce on her. He would knock her over the head and drag her onto his fur skins for some afternoon delight. Is this the reason women love furs?
Since the cavemen were just animals like us Hounds, we can only imagine that he was looking for cavewomen with big breasts and hips for birthing. We would imagine that these cavemen were constantly competing for these fertile women with big breasts. We Hounds will go for the big breasts.
We imagine that the cavemen were not concerned about birth control, or where they? We bet you thought that condoms were a 20th century invention. Do you think the human sex drive is for recreation and/or procreation?
Roman Empire
The Romans seemed to enjoy writing laws. Many of these laws had to do with sex. They believed that sex with slaves was not adulterous. If you decided to have sex with a free-born man or woman that was OK as long as the person was a prostitute. Do you think that Roman men wrote these laws?
Sex was not as taboo as it is in today's society. If you walked around the streets of Rome, we would imagine that you could find sexual activity behind every column. Is that the reason for such big columns? There was probably no problem in fulfilling your sexual fantasy. What happened that made us so prudish? Maybe we should ask a biblical scholar.
Bible
The Hounds do not see themselves as biblical scholars. Before you start preparing to lynch us, we are just attempting to interpret the Bible using facts that contribute to our interpretation of how God must feel about sex.
There are a lot of variations of the Christian religion and it seems that they all have their own interpretation of how God feels about sex. Who really knows how God feels about sex or anything else? First of all, humans put the bible together years after the death of Jesus and his disciples. Did these mere mortal men put in the correct stuff? God only knows.
According to the bible the original woman was made from original man. Who was there to teach them about sex? Was sex between them incest since Eve was formed from Adam? Were Adam and Eve officially married?
Why did God give us such a strong sex drive? Why did God make sex so beautiful and enjoyable? Is this to make us miserable? Did God really want us to have sex only in a marriage and only for procreation? In the animal kingdom, most mammals (not including humans) know when it is time to breed because the female goes into heat. God did create these mammals and God did create man and woman. God could have created the human female go into heat when it was time to breed? Then there would be no reason to have sex except for procreation. In the Hounds opinion, most adult females are always in heat.
The human race created their own marital institution which they state is sanctioned by God. Is it really? Doesn't it seem that people interpret the bible to meet their own justification for whatever they want? As they say, if you do not like our religion, go find one that meets your needs. If you cannot find that religion, then start your own religion that meets all of your expectations. The Hounds are thinking of starting a religion called the 'The Hounds Highway to Heaven'.
King Henry VIII of England is a good example of someone who started his own religion. The religion of his country was Catholic. This religion did
not allow him to trade wives. In other words, he could not divorce. He also did not like someone, such as the pope, having as much power as the king. Therefore his new religion would allow you to divorce and it removed the pope. It is called "The Church of England". Was this the beginning of the protestant church? Oh yes, Henry VIII had several wives. It seems that his new church had been very good to him. Do you think this new church, which has a large following today, was sanctioned by God? Maybe you should ask the Puritans.
The Puritans
The Puritans were persecuted for their religious beliefs in Europe, so they came to America for religious freedom. This freedom gave them the opportunity to create a religion that viewed laughter, happiness, and pleasure as suspect and undesirable. They believed that the body was impure and depraved. Didn't God create these bodies? We suppose that having sex was out of the question unless it is for procreation.
If you were a Puritan, would there be any reason for you to smile? Did the Puritans believe that happiness was a bad thing? How ironic that the Puritans left Europe because of religious persecution and then come to America to start a religion which led to the Puritans doing the persecution.
The Puritan religion had very stringent rules that gave them plenty of people to persecute. It would be a shame not to have a large group of people to make miserable and torture. For example, if you committed adultery you could have had your head chopped off. If we were doing that today, we would imagine that half (or more) of our population would be headless. Don't worry folks because the Puritan belief began to fade as the years passed but it never went completely away. The Hounds believe in happiness and that happiness is essential to your health. And of course, the Hounds believe in sex and having sex is great for your health. The Hounds are very healthy. If you want to verify the benefits, just search the Internet on the positive benefits of being happy and a search on the health benefits of sex. Now we are going to venture into the old Wild West where the men were plentiful, the ladies were scarce, and the sheep were scared.
Wild West
After gold was discovered in the mid-1800s, settlers began to move west. At first, the settlers were primarily men and just a few women. It seems that a lot of these women found ways to make money and we are not talking about panning for gold. Prostitution was not looked down upon. We would imagine that these lonely men were not very particular. Just take a look at some of the old photos of saloon women back in those days.
Where there are ladies, us guys like to look our best, so it stands to reason that these fallen women actually helped settle the west. As more settlers came west, these mining camps turned into towns and cities. Eventually the "respectable" ladies also traveled west. These "respectable" ladies wanted to make some changes such as establishing a decent community with churches. The prostitutes' status went down several notches. Now they were considered fallen women. Since these respectable ladies could not get rid of these fallen women, men were not penalized for indulging in this sinful house of prostitution. So basically, indulging in your sexual fantasies was alright or tolerated.
Roaring 20s
A new type of woman emerged in the 1920s. They smoked, drank, danced, and even wore make-up. They knew how to party and were known as the flappers. Why was there such a change to these so-called respectable ladies? We think that it has to do with World War One. They got jobs working alongside men since there was a shortage of men labor. We are sure that they learned some bad habits from these men. The Hounds enjoy educating respectable women with our perverse style of bad habits.
The flappers also did not want to become a spinster, so they actively pursued men on their terms. In other words, they wanted to enjoy a few adult fantasies and find a mate. Do you think that they wanted to taste the goods before they purchased?
Playboy
Hugh Hefner published his first issue of Playboy in December 1953. As they say, sex sells and so did his magazine. The sexual revolution finally exploded with the Playboy life style. It doesn't take a genius to figure out why he has a rabbit for his logo. You do know why rabbits multiply so quickly? This magazine has really opened people's minds about sex. The taboo about discussing sex in print diminished and now we have the freedom to express and advertise our sexual fantasies. The Hounds remember seeing a poster with lots of different sexual positions during that era. We wonder who tried them all. The Hounds are up for that challenge. After Hugh Hefner led the sexual revolution of the 50s and 60s, the expression of free love, expanded from the magazines to prime time television and now onto the World Wide Web.
60s Revolution
During the Viet Nam war, we had another sexual movement. Oh no, not another war. Like the 20s, it seems that war has loosened our inhibitions about sex. The 60s era was also the era of the hippies who were instrumental in the "Free Love" movement. This "Free Love" movement caught the Hounds attention and captured our attitude toward the freedom to fulfill your fantasies.
In the 20s, the predominant drug was alcohol and cigarettes. During the 60s era we have included marijuana, LSD and cocaine. The Puritan beliefs have definitely diminished a lot more during this era. This is where you can love anyone, anytime, anyplace and it was accepted. There was no guilt. Women even invented better ways of advertising their sexuality such as the mini-skirt, lower necklines, and no bra. Maybe that was the reason for the see-thru tops. The women of this era knew how to strut their sexuality. Adult fantasy exploded during the 60s. This is definitely the Hound's era.
We would like to add men into this picture of the 60s as far as also dressing seductive. It became very popular for men to wear tight pants, to show off their package. We are not talking about the package that you would find under the Christmas tree. Many men in the 60s became infamous stocking stuffers. The Hounds refer to these men as erection stuffers. Of course, the Hounds do not need to stuff, because we are naturally well stuffed and usually half baked.
The Hounds really like this era because of its inhibition to sex. So we decided to start a movement of this hippie era and celebrate it through our Hounds Hippie Hoopla parties (see chapter 9). Plus this would be a great way to practice the Hounds fantasy fulfillment guidelines in this book at these parties. So quit dreaming and start living.
Media in the Modern Times
In the 2000 era, we live in a culture where you cannot get away from sex. We are bombarded with sex throughout all the Medias. Sex has been used on Television to sell products such as cars, toothpaste, shampoo, and the list keeps going. Have you ever watched sexually explicit programs that got you in the mood?
Now turn-on your Internet and start surfing, you can find anything and everything having to do with sex. Look through most magazines, listen to most popular songs, watch most shows, they are mostly about sex. These days all of us, especially women, are overwhelmed with how to be sexually seductive. Your sexual fantasies are constantly being stimulated.
Go to any busy shopping mall, we can almost guarantee that you will see ladies dressed to sexually entice. There may be a problem. When you finally look at the lady's face, you start to wonder about her age. Is she 16 or 36? What is happening to these girls? Has all the sex propaganda transformed these ladies' sexual attitudes?
Why don't males dress as seductive as the females? This is a mystery that we believe goes back to our primitive beginnings. Like the animal kingdom, it seems that one sex is always trying to get the attention of the other for sexual pleasure. This is nature trying to keep the species going. Humans have no problem in that area.
When a couple gets married they take the traditional honeymoon. Based on this tradition, who normally dresses sexy when bed time arrives? Could it be the male or is it the female? You have heard of lingerie.
This concludes the Hounds' interpretation of the historical evolution of sex and adult fantasy fulfillment, and now we are going to venture into the human evolution.
Human Evolution from
Diapers to Viagra
When we Hounds were born and cr
ying in our crib, we would notice and smile at the lovely nurses. Was this the start of our sexual evolution or did we just have gas?
We humans have gone a long way in the evolution of our sexual drive. Let us start with our school years.
Grade School
We can start in grade school. We remember girls chasing us boys trying to get a kiss. We were mauled a few times. The boys did not want to have anything to do with girls during this time in our life. But the girls were just getting started. It seems that these girls were trying to fulfill their fantasy of having kissed a boy.
We still remember the taunting to this day 'Joe and Mary sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Mary with a baby carriage.' At least that is what we remember. Of course there was a lot of taunting lyrics similar to this one. Reflecting back, it seems that we must have had an idea about sex as early as grade school. We knew that we were not girls and girls knew they were not boys. Therefore, we must have known there was a difference and what a difference! There is no doubt that girls had an early start in this area from us boys. There are even studies to prove that boys and girls think differently. DUH!!! We wish that we had the money that they paid these researchers.
The Hounds knew a janitor who works at an elementary school. We asked him about restroom graffiti since this is where kids like to express themselves through various messages. We wanted to know which had the most sexual graffiti. Of course, we thought that we knew the answer but we were wrong. He said that the girl's restroom graffiti was by far the most sexually explicit. That really shocked us at first, until we found out through women that this was not a shocker for them. It seems that girls are not that innocent as they seem about their sexuality.
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