Fantasy Fulfillment in Vegas - You Can Live Up To Your Imagination (Fantasy Fulfillment Guidebook)
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With that in mind, The Hounds have divided the Strip in three sections, but remember, this is our opinion at the time we wrote this damn good book, by the time you read this damn good book, things may have changed again.
North section: This is the beginning of the strip as you leave downtown Vegas and head south, it used to be the section with the best bargains, but now a lot of new rebuilding is going on and many things are changing. You can run into "The Donald" at the Trump resort or "Mr. Las Vegas" at the Wynn resort and yes, you can still enjoy the clowns at the Circus Circus resort.
Central section: There is also a lot of new rebuilding in this section; this is the ultimate and most lavish section of the strip. You will find the Caesars Palace, the Bellagio, the Venetian and the Mirage resorts in this area. If you want to be treated like a big time spender and spoiled with comps, this is the section to stay in.
South section: This is the Hounds favorite section of the strip, not too much rebuilding going on, so you don't have to listen to the constant construction noise as you walk the streets in this area. It seems that most people are a little younger, louder and more fun loving in this section. Of course, that could change. The monorail train between the Excalibur and the Mandalay Bay resort is a perfect place for meeting other fun loving, likeminded people. Also the MGM Grand and New York, New York are among the most visited resorts in this section.
Actually, the Hounds declare, the entire Las Vegas strip is the perfect location for escaping to, hunting your prey and fulfilling your fantasies.
Ultimate Success
A wise old man once told a gathering of business associates that they will know they have achieved ultimate success, when on a weekday afternoon, while everyone else is busy working, they are in the pool at Caesar's Palace, enjoying an exotic drink, while surrounded by beautiful women. The Hounds took that advice to heart and we give two paws-up to that wise old man.
Return of Sin City
Besides the lure of casino gambling, Las Vegas became a destination location for fun loving, fantasy seeking adults because of its wild parties. It was an international adult party town; it had become known as "Sin City".
Just think of it, people from all over the world escape to Vegas to hit the casinos, enjoy the free drinks, check each other out at the pools and party at exotic night clubs. Then they meet and mingle with other adults from all over the world, who are also there for the same reasons. They justify it to themselves by thinking. . .we are all total strangers, we are never going to see each other again, it is hot, we are hot and oh yes, we are already at a hotel far away from home. . . Welcome to Sin City!!!
You remember the old saying "If it ain't broke, don't fix it", well that does not apply to "experts". Despite the many years of tremendous success of Las Vegas as sin city, a few marketing experts decided to change the theme of Vegas from adult fun to family fun. . .great idea?
Well, after a few years of tremendous failure the "Experts" took their heads out of their. . .censored, heard all the loud crying babies, saw all the empty hotels and said, Oops!
They decided to scrap the new and improved Vegas and go back to the real Vegas. This brought on the famous "What Happens in Vegas..." campaign, which brought back the famous Hounds, which brought our famous best selling book into your hands. Hopefully, you will also read this book. Gosh! You must be reading it, if you just read these words.
So once again, from the moment you arrive in Vegas, you see the signs at the airport, the signs on the taxi, the billboards on the roads, the marquees outside and inside the hotels, the commercials on your room TV and the handouts as you walk down the strip. Everywhere you go in Vegas you are overwhelmed with adult fantasy fulfillment advertisements, so once again. . .Welcome to sin city!!!
As we have stated so many times, the Hounds are not writing a book about casino gambling in Las Vegas, we are writing a book about fantasy fulfillment in Las Vegas. It is time for the Hounds to take you hunting. Do you have your hunting license? This book is your license.
Chapter 5
Starting the Hunt
“You may find the Hounds scratching the ground getting ready to hunt downtown”
Proverb: The Hounds hunt for lost souls to comfort in our special way on our proverbial hay.
Chapter 5 is setting the wheels in motion for a howling good time. It gives you additional things that you need to know and do to enhance your hunt for your prey in sin city. If getting 2 rooms, one could be a pleasure room to initiate your Vegas fantasy. We even give you hints on how to unpack that could contribute to your fantasies success. It is important to know what is happening at your hotel and the surrounding area. That is a plus in getting your prey.
You should have gotten to Vegas early in the day if you follow the Hounds recommendations. Now you are at the airport and you must avoid being suckered into gambling at the very first slot machine that gets your attention. The Hounds would bypass those airport slots because we are more interested in playing the sluts at the casino, err we mean slots.
Bypass the Carousel
The best thing to do when you depart the plane is to go directly to ground transportation. Since you followed the Hounds advice, and only took carry-on, you bypass having to listen to the music at the carousel while watching people staring at every bag praying that they do not have to report a damaged and/or missing bag to the "I don't care" department. You did follow the Hounds advice, didn't you?
Ride in Style
The big question is do you want to take a taxi or maybe a limousine from the airport to your hotel. How about taking a limousine? Be in style, in Vegas it does not cost you that much more than a cab. You should see the Hounds riding in the limousine. Plus you can split the cost with those taking that limousine with you. Of course, I do have a problem with Leach. He likes to make a grand entrance by marking the tires doggy style before he gets in.
Collecting Information
You should be observant and always collecting information from all the advertisements that will help you in your quest for fantasy fulfillment in Vegas, and also get you all boned up for the hunt.
Here are 10 hints that you are in sin city and most important, what to do:
Hint 1: When you arrive at the Las Vegas airport, there are big-screens advertising things to do in Vegas.
Hint 2: When you flag down a taxi, there are usually advertisements on the taxi. Your next source of information would be the driver. For example, where are several good places to meet people? We ask all the drivers what is going on in sin city that is inspired by their famous campaign slogan. You have to remember though, they may be getting a kickback if you go to where they suggest. It may not be the best place for you. The drivers may want you to mention their name so they can get some compensation. This is a good way to get free information, discounts, and who knows you may get lucky.
Hint 3: As you are heading down the strip, you pass many billboard advertisements. Even the hotels themselves have outside gigantic screens advertising events to bring customers into their hotel.
Hint 4: When you are checking-in at your hotel, you see even more advertisements on their inside screens.
Hint 5: After you check-in and before you go to your room, you should ask the same questions to the bellhops as you did the drivers (see Hint 2), for the same reason.
Hint 6: When you finally get to your room, you turn-on your television and you normally get the hotel advertisement channel. It gives you a synopsis of the entertainment and things to do at their hotel including, you guessed it, adult entertainment.
Hint 7: When you look in the yellow pages or TV guide, you will find hundreds of ads for massage parlors, strip shows, escort services, and other adult advertisements.
Hint 8: You can also do an online search and we are sure that you will find a lot of information on what is happening inside and outside of your hotel.
Hint 9: You should check-out the marquee at the different resorts. For example, if they are going to have a live b
and that you can enjoy for free, you will probably see it on a marquee close to the stage. Most of the major resorts have lounges with a stage for live bands. The Hounds enjoy having a few drinks, watching the show, and checking out the livestock.
Hint 10: When you walk down the strip, you will notice a lot of newsstands with free magazines, newspapers, and flyers with adult advertisements. You will also notice young people giving out cards to visitors. These cards contain pictures of beautiful, practically nude women and men advertising their service and we are not talking about just companionship. They seem to suggest that sexual favors are also on the menu. We wouldn't be surprised if you can obtain dozens of cards as you stroll down the strip. Now you know you're in sin city.
Doggy Treat: The Hounds recommend the taxi drivers and bellhops as your best sources for getting the real scoop on what is happening in sin city.
Alias Identity
When you check-in, you should alert the reservation clerk that you are also known by your alias, 'Identity Transformation' name. Trust us; they are not shocked by this request especially by readers of our book. Using an alias is beneficial when you are planning on hunting and hopefully catching your prey. For example, if you were to get lucky, you do not want your real name to be given out in case someone calls and/or leaves a message.
Doggy Treat: You should ask the clerk if there are any comps. If it is your first time at this hotel, you can usually get some comps like a free meal, gambling money, etc. You should also ask about getting a Players card.
Room Set-up
Now it is time to pull your bags to your room. Once you get into your room, and before you unpack, you should check the coffee pot, TV, radio and the safe in case something does not work. You should also check the plumbing and air condition. If anything does not work to your satisfaction, get another room. You may wonder why it is even important to have a radio, we will tell you later in this chapter.
Doggy Treat: If anything in your room does not work, get another room right away, before there are no other available rooms.
If there is a radio in the room, you should turn it on to some elevator music just to have some noise in the room. Plus it does seem to relax the savage beast. Why do you think that they call it elevator music? Some people tense when they get into an elevator. The Hounds enjoy riding the elevator and listening to the music. Sometimes, we get so carried away that we start doing a little Hound shuffle in the elevator. For some unknown reason, it really freaks the hell out of the others lucky enough to be in the elevator with us. Elevator door open and there is a mass exit. There are other reasons to have a radio. Hold your leash, we will get to it.
You want your room to have what the Hounds call a room identity. Your room identity has to be able to give off a message to your prey that matches your Vegas Identity. You may select a plumber as your identity; then you should make sure that your room has the same identity. You can place a plumbing magazine on the coffee table and you strategically place your toilet plunger where it will definitely be noticed. This could be a big turn-on to your prey?
You should purchase the necessary items for your makeshift mini bar such as liquor and soda. It is best that you do not keep the liquor bottle in a paper sack. That would definitely look cheap and cheesy. The Hounds don't look cheap and cheesy but if it is beneficial, we can be. You should tour your floor to find the ice and vending machines so you do not waste time looking for them when you could be doing Hound aerobics also known as horizontal aerobics.
Be sure to place the condoms, massage crème, and other sexual aids in a handy place. You want to be ready for quick action. We suggest that you do not leave out dirty used condoms, you should always toss them. For some reason, used condoms could make your prey just a little nervous. Always remember, condoms are very important because you need protection. Duh!! There are two big questions that you do not want to worry about. 1. What are those gross sores around your privates? 2. I think that I am pregnant? It does not matter what sex you are, the Hounds highly recommend you always have condoms.
The massage crème gives you an excuse to put your hands on your prey. For example, you bring your prey to your room. You have the massage crème in a very visible area in the room. Your prey will probably ask why you have that crème and you would tell them that you like to give massages and that you are very good at it. Of course, you could ask your prey if they would like a massage which gives you justification to touch them all over their body. It does not matter whether you are good at giving massages. If your prey is OK with the massage, that is the first step toward Hound aerobics. You know that you can burn calories having sex. The Hounds are still working vigorously on our figure.
The Hounds always recommend keeping your room clean. One of the reasons to keep your room clean is because of the tranquility effect. After a howling good time of Hound aerobics, most people drift toward a tranquility state and then drift off to dreamland. It is important that you keep all of your true identity information in a place where it cannot be found. While dreaming, you do not want your aerobics student(s) wandering through the room without an escort. Most people are curious. If you leave any information out that gives your true identity, your prey may stumble across it as they are going through your night stand looking for gum. Yell Right!! Have you ever heard of blackmail?
Hide True Identity
So how do you hide your identity? There should be a safe in your room. Just make sure that you and your friend(s) place all of their personal effects in the safe. If you are lucky enough to find a prey, then you need to make sure that you place your billfold and whatever you do not want to be seen or even stolen into that safe. So the question is how to accomplish this task without your prey knowing. You don't want to open the safe, as you are smiling at your prey, and deposit your billfold into it. That would definitely not help the mood.
One of the ways to hide your real identity is to tell your prey that you have to go to the restroom to freshen-up. This should shame your prey into doing the same. While your prey is freshening up, you are hiding the goods. You can then romp around on the mattress without concern of showing your vulnerability when you fall to sleep.
You have to make sure that your prey does not know that you are sharing a room unless circumstances force the confession. You do not want your prey getting cold feet worrying that your roommate might drop-in at the worst time. Plus your prey does not know your roommate's intentions. Everyone knows the Hounds' intentions but even we do not like sharing our bone.
Doggy Treat: You want to make sure that your travel group members know the safe combination. There is nothing worse than having a combination that no one can remember.
Fake Money
It is always good to test your prey's true intentions. One way to find out your prey's true intentions is through fake money. If you have fake money, you would definitely place it where it will be seen but not too obvious. When you bring your prey to your room, if their intention is to steal, they will take the fake bills and escape. This may save you a real theft of your valuables. Can you imagine how pissed they will be when they realize that they have sprung a trap that had fake money as the bait and themselves as the patsy.
StoryTime: We met a guy who decided to try a scientific experiment. He wanted to check-out fake money and see if it will pass the ultimate test. So he placed a few bills in the passenger seat of his car and left the car with the windows down in a downtown parking lot. He went to a restaurant for lunch and sat with a good view of his car. While sucking on his malt, he was being entertained by 2 guys patrolling the parking lot on foot. They definitely were not security. When they passed his car, they must have noticed the money because the spotter all of a sudden looked like he had something growing in his groin area. The spotter got his friend's attention and he also got excited. They looked around and the spotter grabbed the money and ran. They got away so quickly that they could have been contenders for our Olympic team. The experiment was a success. We wonder if the thi
eves enjoyed spending the money in jail.
The moral of the story is that fake is great when testing your prey.
If you think that the Hounds are being paranoid, remember that Las Vegas is a hotbed for devious people whose intentions are to be picked-up, taken-up to your room, and their goal is stealing your money and credit cards. This could be the perfect crime, who are you going to complain too without creating evidence that could come back to haunt you.
It is extremely important that you make sure that the room identity looks like only one person is staying there just in case you are the first to bring your prey to the room. You do not want to bring up anything that could dampen the mood for this brief encounter. Some prey may not like the thoughts of other people sharing the room even though you can assure them that they will not be disturbed because you have a system.
Your system is a highly sophisticated, previously discussed and agreed upon by all members of your group which whittles down to a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door. This means that you do not want to be disturbed. DUH!! If your friend gets lucky and brings their prey to the room, they will have to wait until you leave and remove that sign. Plus you already have a prior agreement that whoever gets lucky should not occupy the room longer then it takes for recreation fun and a little relaxation. If you want to keep your friendship, then don't keep the room as long as some people would occupy a buffet (a food buffet).