Here they come. Black and blue high heels clicking, jackets draped over arms, strands of thinning hair combed neatly back. The chauffeurs park the mud-splattered jeeps with Bogotá license plates under the fig trees; the bodyguards climb out and immediately cross their arms, already hovering in the background. He waits under the mango tree in the backyard. Smoke rises from the barbecue pit. The chefs grimly rotate sausages slashed with deep knife cuts over the fire, red peppers and onions impaled and sweating on wooden sticks.
“Hello, hello,” he says in greeting. His right hand is hidden behind his back in a clenched fist, his left hand extended and welcoming, fingers spread wide.
Everyone arrives safely, happily. Nobody’s been chased by the crazed spider monkey, the one the maids have nicknamed “Baloo” for the size of his black testicles, so impressively heavy that the housecleaners whisper among each other, Now that’s a real man, Linda, just what you need, someone to keep you satisfied, before exploding into giggles. At the last big party (Two years ago? Three? Was it celebrating the successful Congress run, or hosting the visiting HSBC managers?), Baloo ran back and forth over the stone wall for hours, staring hungrily at the food, the tables, and the guests most of all (this was before the shards of glass were installed, before Uribe’s successful presidential campaign based on vows to “restore national peace and security,” before he started hearing the clicking sounds of recording instruments every time he lifted the phone). At one point, Baloo jumped down and stuck his head up Mrs. Smith’s skirt, and her banshee screams caused the maids in the kitchen to raise their eyebrows at one another.
Thankfully there’s been no sign of Baloo for months now—the fact that the security guard has been tossing his slimy orange and banana peels inside the forest, well away from the main house, has possibly helped. As a result, the party is going well, the conversation gliding along smoothly. The oil company executives and the mining company investors mingle easily with the expats from Belgium and members of the school board. No bottles of aguardiente or rum yet, it’s still early, the sun casting hazy yellow light over the freshly mowed grass, the mosquitoes blessedly absent. Instead it’s green glass bottles of chilled beer for the gentlemen, tall slender glasses of champagne for the ladies. The hired waitstaff stalk silently back and forth across the patio, black-and-white uniforms still free from wine splatters and crumbs. Everything is under control; everything is fine.
He doesn’t see us, but we’re watching.
We’ve been doing so for a while now. We didn’t get any greetings, no gentle air kiss near the cheek, no firm pumping handshake, but that’s okay, we don’t take it personally, we don’t mind. Instead we take our time, take things slow: There’s no reason to rush, no reason to make things happen before they need to. We walk in slow circles around the barbecue pit, deeply inhaling the smell of the charcoal fire and the crackling chicken skin. We reach our hands tentatively into the glass bowls of peanuts; what a nice rattling sound they make when we stir our fingers. We take turns gently touching the beer bottles, admiring the streams of condensation running down their smooth glass bodies. No one makes eye contact; nobody pats us on the back or slings an arm around our shoulders. But we’re not bothered. For now we’re happy, watching the hummingbirds dart nervously among the orange flowerpots. Everything is so tasteful, nothing over-the-top—no helicopters landing in the football field, no spray-tanned models greased up and wrestling each other while the guests cheer them on. No one’s slinging their arms around each other, singing classic Mexican corridos at the top of their lungs; no one’s pulled a gun from their holster and started shooting wildly at the darkening sky. Nothing like that. The food is delicious, and everyone is having a wonderful time.
He loves it when parties are at this stage—the post-beginning and pre-middle, when no one has gotten too drunk or noticed who’s been pointedly ignoring them. It means he can sneak away to the bathroom in his private bedroom, lock himself inside for up to fifteen minutes at a time, sometimes twenty. He sits on the bowl, chin resting in his hands, trousers sagging around his ankles. It’s moments like these when it’s impossible to ignore: how all over his body there are patches of skin now drooping where they used to be firm and taut. There are brown and purple spots all over his arms that definitely weren’t there twenty years ago, and red moles on his upper shoulders he keeps mistaking for insect bites. This year too he suddenly found himself mentally adding secret descriptions to his friends’ names: prostate-cancer Andrés, emphysema-cough Pablo, beet-juice-diet Mauricio. More and more lately, it seems as though everyone he knows is talking to doctors instead of priests, men with stethoscopes around their necks instead of crucifixes. He can’t pinpoint the exact moment when it changed, but there’s a new fear now lurking beneath everyone’s low-volume conversations. It’s not just extradition to Miami prisons or undercover DEA agents or stash house security guards secretly wearing wires beneath their collared shirts. It’s also cancer cell counts, will drafting, uneasy conversations with mistresses, even more uneasy conversations with wives. He’s started biting his nails again too—they haven’t been this short since he was seventeen, doing deliveries in the hillside neighborhoods for local bosses. His first job. He would sit in the front seat for hours, waiting for his partner’s signal, and tear off every last possible shred of nail, until the cuticles were nonexistent. (The fingers of his right hand were long back then too.)
But now’s not the time to dwell on it. Not tonight. He pulls his trousers up briskly and rebuckles his belt. As usual, he flushes but doesn’t wash his hands. He wanders past the bookshelves, back out to the porch. Under the drainpipe, Mauricio is telling the Mendozas about his recent senatorial trip to Uruguay, how uncomfortable it made him to see all the small children at his official reception, the way they honored his presence by saluting and marching across the basketball court, military-dictatorship style.
“At least we’ve never had that issue here,” he says, beer bottle coming dangerously close to clinking against his coffee-stained teeth. “Long live democracy.”
“Down with Communism,” Mr. Mendoza says, sounding like he’s joking, but Mrs. Mendoza raises her champagne glass in a toast. “Thank God for the paramilitaries,” she says, clinking her glass against Mauricio’s beer bottle. “At least they’re actually doing something.”
By the mango tree Restrepo’s wife is already drunk; he can tell by how closely she leans toward Alonso as he speaks, summarizing a TV series about medieval knights in Spain that he’s just finished watching. Alonso is half-Mexican, which may explain why he uses so many hand gestures while talking; the way he darts forward, parries, blocks, defends, you’d swear you could see a sword glowing a luminescent silver in his hand. Restrepo’s wife keeps laughing and reaching out, trying to brush her maroon-colored nails against his chest.
The Rossi brothers are sitting in the white plastic chairs by the barbecue pit, smoking red-boxed Marlboros. When they make eye contact with him they both raise their hands at the same time like choreographed puppets, crooking their fingers in a come here gesture. He shakes his head; he’s not in the mood to discuss business. Not at the party; not here.
He turns around and nearly collides head-on with Mrs. Lansky, who immediately begins apologizing for the lack of Stephanie’s presence, drumming her nails against the champagne glass—you know how daughters are at this age, unpredictable, claiming out of nowhere that she now gets carsick, would rather stay at home all weekend with the maid, imagine that. “Yes, yes,” he says, taking a step back from her pale green blouse. “Of course. No worries, no offense taken.” He keeps walking backward until her face looms at a respectable distance, the space between them too awkward now to breach with conversation, and he merges with relief into the group of sullen-faced teenagers huddled by the swimming pool. They fall awkwardly silent as he stands among them, the girls playing with their earrings and shiny gold bracelets, the boys’ hair slick with gel.
It only takes a quick scan to see that his ow
n daughter’s not among them: no long black braid hanging down her back, no baggy blue T-shirt with holes in the collar from her anxious chewing. His fingers brush briefly against the slight bulge in his back pocket from the Jell-O baggie. The younger children are all busy, hunched with intense focus over the paper plates. They’re dripping crayon wax into the center of the plates, creating a base that will harden and keep their candles propped up. The plates are then set adrift into the swimming pool, transformed into tiny, fragile boats, the orange flames casting faint reflections in the dark water below.
“Oh!” he shouts when one candle topples over and extinguishes with a mournful hiss. Some of the kids jump, startled by his cry; most simply turn slowly and stare. He tries to smile, even though he knows this never looks comforting, not with a face like his: the scar splitting his upper lip so that his tooth pokes out, the pink hairless arch over his left eyebrow.
“It’s fine,” one of the older girls says to a little boy she’s been helping, whose eyes are getting bigger and more watery-looking by the second. “Just make another one. What color crayon do you want?” She shoves some crayons into his fist.
He turns away, shoes crunching on the gritty patio tiles. He does this all the time: He’ll bang his knee against the dining room table, or drop a tangerine onto the floor immediately after peeling it, or accidentally fumble a fork, and then let out an explosive bellow of Oh! It makes the maids come running, the bodyguards look up sharply. Everyone keeps thinking you’re having a heart attack, his daughter once told him, but then it turns out you just spilled some milk.
By now he’s wandered over to the mango tree, where Alonso is still breathlessly summarizing his beloved TV series to a growing circle of people. Alonso has the unfortunate type of skin that turns as pink as strawberry juice no matter the humidity level or how slowly he’s been drinking.
“So they bring in the red-beard guy, begging and screaming,” Alonso is saying. “But when the blade comes down, he doesn’t cry out for his mother or wife or daughters. Instead he starts sobbing for his country, his army. I did you wrong, I did you wrong, he’s shouting, and the crowd starts cheering.”
“Like the Romans,” says Restrepo’s wife, lightly touching a small mark by her lower lip that she hopes nobody else has noticed—a pimple? A mole? “The Christians and the lions.”
At the border of the group, Mrs. Smith has just finished her story about Baloo, how he chased her around the yard, tugging on her skirt and smacking his thick black lips. “Thank God they got rid of him,” she says, gesturing toward her feet. “There’s no way I could run in these heels.” Tom Harris and Robert Smith nod in unison, even though they’re in separate departments at the fruit company (agronomy and marketing, respectively) and don’t really know each other that well. They’re both secretly glad that Mrs. Smith’s incessant chatter is filling in the silence between them. When she finally heads back to the patio to refill her drink, Tom asks Robert if he has a lighter. Smoking together, looking at the pool and the squat orange flowerpots, the Christmas lights dangling like fireflies stuck in the mango tree, Robert will tell Tom that Amanda Fernandez’s husband has just joined a strange new American religion that doesn’t allow you to cut your hair.
“What will he do once it’s summer?” Tom asks, who’s only been here for six months and still sleeps with the fan next to his bed, blowing air in his face, even when it rains.
“He’ll be hot,” says Robert, taking another drag.
He blows the smoke right into our faces, but we don’t blink, we don’t move an inch. We’ve been listening carefully, behaving ourselves, lingering on the edges. Sometimes we lean in close, inhale the faint scents of cologne and perfume, study the sweat on the men’s upper lips, the base of women’s collarbones. An enormous black cicada buzzes past and hits the drainpipe with a clatter.
We’re still watching him, too—the way he’s rocking on his heels, rubbing his shirtsleeves as though chilled. “Excuse me,” he says abruptly to one of the passing servers, a young woman holding a bowl scraped clean of lavender-flavored goat cheese. She immediately freezes in her tracks. “My daughter—have you seen her?” He pauses, trying to find the right words for a description: the tip of her black braid, permanently wet from her nervous sucking. The damp patches in her armpits, regardless of the temperature. The scowling, baby-fat cheeks, the sour curdling of her mouth that one time he hesitantly said, You know, you could invite people over to spend the weekend—have a party, if you’d like. The iciness oozing from her shoulder blades as she contemptuously turned away from him.
But the young woman is nodding, backing away, holding the bowl close to her chest like a shield. Right before she turns around, she says in a fast voice, “By the palm tree, sir—Ramón was bringing her shrimp.” And just like that she flees across the patio, almost bumping into a flowerpot. As she disappears through the door, he thinks, Ramón? He struggles to come up with a face for the name: faint mustache? Stubble-covered chin?
He turns and starts walking deeper into the garden. He swings his arms purposefully, wrinkles his forehead in the expression of a man on a mission, so that anyone contemplating stopping him with a Why, so nice to see you, it’s been ages! will think again. He pauses by the palm tree, rests his hand on the scars hacked into the trunk. They’re ancient relics from his daughter’s kindergarten birthday parties, epic affairs in which the garden filled with screaming children waving plastic toy swords, their lips smeared with bright blue frosting, the swimming pool transformed into a froth from their kicking legs and cannonball dives.
But wait, he said as she turned away. Struggling to find the right words, to speak to her as a seventeen-year-old as opposed to a child: It doesn’t have to be a party. How about that friend of yours? You used to invite him over here all the time. I don’t think I’ve seen him in years. You know, the blond one?
Dad, she said. Why don’t you shut the fuck up?
On the ground is a solitary flip-flop, the pale ghost of her foot imprinted on the thin rubber. Nearby is a wooden stick smeared black from the grill, gnawed with teeth marks from where she scraped off every last piece of shrimp. He looks around, but the only eyes he meets are those of the rabbits, their trembling noses pushed up against the chicken wire, expressions the same as that of the young waitress moments before.
He walks ahead, leaving the flip-flop behind. He moves past the papaya trees, which have been afflicted by a mysterious disease for weeks now, the fruit stinking of rotten fish and the trunks covered in oozing sores. He passes the compost heap, filled with dry branches slashed from trees by the gardeners’ sharp machetes, and kitchen scraps that the maids routinely carry out in orange plastic buckets. He walks by the abandoned birdhouse, vines hanging down the rotting wood, the lion cage with its rusty bars and leaf-covered roof. Carlitos the lion has been gone for half a decade now, the peacock a few years less than that. Carlitos died convulsing, mouth filled with a thick yellow foam that the keeper nonchalantly said had come from eating “something bad,” while the peacock—what happened to the peacock? Its throat ripped open by a possum? An unexplained disappearance into thin air, leaving only glimmering blue-green feathers behind? Even five years ago he felt too exhausted to replace them, and it feels even less worth it now—it’s just not the time and place for those sorts of extravagances anymore, for that kind of exhibitionism. The days of hidden bombs on Miami-bound Avianca airplanes are long gone, an appropriate gesture ten years ago but not now. Not anymore. He walks on, the house getting smaller in the distance, the sounds of the party becoming fainter. He ignores the dampness seeping into the hems of his trousers, the midge bites forming on his arms. If he keeps going, soon enough he’ll reach the garage.
We follow him as best we can. We tread carefully over the squashed mangoes and dark green chicken turds curled up like undiscovered Easter candy in the grass. We follow him past the fenced field, the one with the steer who always looks so sad and never bothers to flick the flies away from its thick ey
elashes. We pass the outhouse with the backup electricity generator, the acacia tree where the buzzards roost. The ranch is over a thousand hectares long, but he won’t be going much farther.
We’re just about to begin when it happens. At first there’s hardly any sound, the canopy barely rustling, trees shaking. We freeze in our tracks as he spins around, staring deep into the darkness around him. “Sweetie?” he says. “Is that you?”
The sound grows louder, leaves and twigs crashing down.
“Who’s there?” His hand moves to his hip, toward the hidden holster. Fingers tensed and ready.
The monkey takes its last swing out of the tree, landing heavily on the ground. It straightens up, wet black eyes blinking. His fingers relax around the holster but don’t move away.
“Well,” he says. “Hello there, old friend.”
Baloo doesn’t even give him a glance. Instead he stares right at us.
We stare back.
“Sorry, I don’t have anything for you,” he says. “Any, ah, goodies.” He’s touching his waist and back pockets, instinctively feeling for something, wishing he’d brought the flip-flop, or even the gnawed stick. His fingers suddenly detect the plastic baggie of Jell-O powder, which he immediately pulls out and throws in Baloo’s direction. It flutters weakly through the air, drifting down by the monkey’s foot. Baloo doesn’t even flinch, his eyes still fixed unblinkingly on us. We shift around uncomfortably, glancing at one another, nervously crossing and uncrossing our arms. Some of us tentatively touch our cheeks and foreheads, tracing the skin with our fingertips, from the bottom of our eyes to the top of our lips.
It’s almost like he’s saying: What happened to your faces?
Or even: What did they do to you?
“Good monkey,” he says, backing away, one slow but steady footstep at a time. “Nice little Baloo.” In response Baloo releases a long lazy yawn, flashing a row of solid yellow teeth. His breath is warm and stinks of overripe fruit.
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